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AQUARIUS, Jan. 20-February 18
You have an inventive mind and are
inclined to be progressive. You lie
a great deal. On the other hand, you
are inclined to be careless and im
practical, Causing you to make the
same mistake over and over again.
People think you are stupid.
PISCES, February 19-March 20
You have a vivid imagination and
often think you are being followed by
the CIA or FBI. You have minor
influence over your associates, and
people resent you for your flaunting
of your power. You lack confidence
and are generally a coward. Pisces
people do terrible things to small
animals.
ARIES, March 21-April 19_________
You are the pioneer type and hold
most people in contempt. You are-
quick tempered, impatient, and
scornfull of advice. You are not very
nice
TAURUS, April 20-May 20________
Your are practical and persistant.
You have a dogged determination
arid work like crazv. Most people
think you are stubborn and bull
headed
GEMINI, May 21-June 20_________
You are quick and an intelligent
thinker. You are inclined to expect
too much for too little. This means
you are cheap. Geminis are known
for improper activities.
CANCER, June 21, July 22________
You are sympathetic and under
standing to other people’s problems.
You are always putting things off.
That’s why you’ll never make any
thing of yourself.
Most welfare
recipients are cancer people.
LEO, July 23, August 22__________
You consider yourself a born leader.
Others think you are pushy. Most
Leo people are bullies. You are vain
and dislike honest criticism. Your
arrogance is disgusting. Leo people
are known thieves.
Title-I Computer Assisted In
struction students are finding a little
more quiet in the computer labs
since Chemawa’s C.A.I. Project
switched over to CRT (television)
computer terminals on April 15.
Bob Henselman, Project Director,
says that the new terminals have
reduced noise by 75 percent or more
in the labs. Mr. Henselman also said
that the new terminals use a larger
type that is easier for students to
read.
VIRGO, August 23, September 22
You are the logical type and hate
disorder. This nit-picking is sick
ening to your friends. You are cold
and unemotional. Virgos make good
bus drivers
SAGITTARIUS, Nov. 22, Dec. 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendancy to rely
on luck since you lack talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks or
dope fiends. People laugh at you
a great deal
LIBRA, September 23, October 22
You are the artistic type and have a
difficult time with reality, Chances
for employment and monetary gains
are excellent.
All Libras die of
horrible diseases.
SCORPIO, October 23, November 21
You are shrewd in business and can
not be trusted. You shall achieve
the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics.
Most
Scorpio people are murdered.
CAPRICORN, Dec. 22, Jan. 19
You are conservative and afraid
of taking risks. You don’t do much of
anything and are lazy. There has
never been a Capricorn of any im
portance. Capricorns should avoid
standing still too long as they tend
to take root and become trees.