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TOO MUCH.
A Sldcsliowman Discusses Home of
tlio
Drawback to Ills lluslncsa.
"I bin hundlin freaks for nigh onto 20
year," eaitl the eidesliowinan, "an I must
nay I jUt cum in from atrip what caused
mo more worrhnent than 'any I ever had.
Tho freaks I had this time didn't do a
thing but lay awake nights tryin to think
up new schemes to make me baldhead
ed. They was beefin tho hull time, an
I'm dod rotted glad I got rid of 'em.
"That.there only genooine mormaidof
mine," he continued reflectively, "she
was tho darndest I over see. They was
no satisfyin her. I give her the best they
was to bo, had and paid her her salary
reg'lar every Tuesday mornin, but there
was never a time but what she had a
kickcomln. Down in Beloit, O., Iiad
my last racket with her, an I up an give
her the bounce. She sent word for mo,
to cum in where she was bein shown
that day, an I went iu. An what do you
think she wanted?"
No guesses were hazarded.
"Well," the sideshowman said, "sho
tol mo that she would quit if I didn't
hire a chiropodist to travel round with
the show for her special benefit, an I
fired her. I was willin to pay for corn
plasters, but I drew the line at a privato
chirop."
Tho sideshowman stopped long enough
to finish his beer. "My ossified man,"
he went on, "he wasanother just like the
mermaid. He more'n kicked at things.
Down in Mobilo I .had 'em all quartered
in a hotel, an as I was walkin through
the hall I heard a terrible cussin comin
outcn the room where they was. I went
in, an I'll bo bio wed if that there ossified
man wa'n't a-swearin a bluo streak at tho
snako charmer. He didn't have no idea
of courtesy toward the fair sex. I never
heard such talk, an I give him notice
there an then, for my show was highly
moral, an I was nfraid he would learn
bad talk to the wild man of Borneo."
"What was the matter?" asked tho un
sophisticated advanco agent.
"Why," replied the sideshowman as ho
pnlled on his overcoat and prepared to
go, "tho snake charmer wanted to put
him across tho tops of two chairs, so'ssho
could use him for an ironin board an
iron out some handkerchiefs, an ho
wasn't gentleman enough to oblige a
lady." Buffalo Express.
Trepidation.
There was about her a poise that comes
only from litigation.
She was not born yesterday obviously.
"George," she faltered and her rich,
mellow voice awakened a responsive
thrill in tho heart which was pnmping
blood into the arm about her waist
"I'm afraid to marry you."
Ho was only human.
"Why, my darling?" he demanded in
sistently. Sho shaded her magnificent eyes with
her curved lashes, us sho had been taught
to do years previous at the boarding
school.
"Because, George," sho murmured,
"you aro tho thirteenth, and I am super
stitious." But iu time he convinced her there
was really nothing to fear. Detroit
Tribune.
Too Intellectual.
Cholly Why don't you propose'to that
gill, Algy?
Algy I'm afwaid of her, me boy.
She's too masculine one of those highly
intellectual sort of women, don't you
know.
"Bajovel Novah heard of it. What
has bho done?"
"She invented a luncheon mo boy.
Yes, sir a wegiilar, new kind of lunch
eon. Sho told mo so herself ." New York
Weekly.
An Easy Way.
"Why do you persuade Looter to goon
with his fluto lessons?"
Hustler So that wo can ba rid of
nuisance of hearing him practice.
the
"How will that do awuy with it?"
"Some one will bo tempted to
him." Chicago Inter Ocean.
kill
Knew From Kxierlence.
The Teacher Johnny, you may tell
us what you know about tho season of
spring.
The Chicago Boy Spring is a short
season comiug between the first and last
parts of winter. Chicago Record.
A Great Grief.
"Don't you dread breaking tho nowa
of Cholho's death to his family?"
Chappie Oh, dealt, no. It's telling
them lie died of n twoublo so howibly
common ns gwip that gwieves mo so.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
An Important Afterthought,
He And what would you do if I kissed
you?
fene (w ith dignity) rd call mamma.
(Aftrr n pause.) But mamma's out this
evening. Life.
The Doctor' Art.
A':
YTzft
Wli
Illy I don't see why tho doctor has to
come here twice a day. Ho leaves medi
ans on his first vuit, doesn't he?
Mr Illy Yea, but be has to come
'M in the afternoon to leave an auti
: tf f r the xnediciroheleftinthaniaTa-
i- Poclc.
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A Little iJHrlluir's DUcuerr.
Professor Sonio of tho grainiest in ve
tioiw of the iiro liavo been tho result of
accidental discoveries.
Young Lady-I can readily believo it.
Why, I niado an important discovery
myself, and it was tho purest accident
too.
"I should much like to hear it."
"Why, I found tiiat by keeping a bot-
ue ot nut untidy a fountain pen can bo
used just tho sunie as nny other pen,
without iiny of the boh-r mid muss of
Ulling it. "-New York Weekly.
'Teeth Ilrnn-n Without Pain."
Vrsf&afi
Brooklyn Life.
Discussing a Legal 1'olnt.
Probably no one in town enjoys a joke
better than Major Baldwin, and he never
allows to pass unimproved an opportu
nity of making one. At tho party at Mr.
Roberts' the other evening ho rapped the
company to order and stated that a party
had recently come to his office and asked
a question on a legal point which ho wis
unable to answer. As the district attor
ney was present and as the question and
answer would interest every one pres
ent, he would repeat them. The ques
tion was, "Could a man in North Da
kota marry his widow's sister?"
The district attorney promptly answer
ed that he could if he wanted to, and the
company concurred in his decision.
But when tho major quietly remarked
that this was the first time ho had heard
that a dead map could marry, there were
explosions of laughter which continued
for several minute's. North Dakota Re
publican. In Splendid Tune.
It was in a piano factory, and it being
Christmas time tiiey were specially busy.
"Bill," said tho manager to the man
who sweeps tho office, "I want you to go
down tho street and tune a piano for a
family. They're in a great hurry, or I
wouldn't ask you to do it, but the regu
lar tuner has gone for the day."
'"I can't tune pianos," replied the man.
"Oh, yes, you can," said the dealer
cheerfully. "Just open thelid, and you'll
see a lot of keys. Give 'em a few twists
so as to. tighten the wires. Thump on tho
keyboard like a crazy man for 15 min
utes. Charge them 4 shillings and como
back in time to put the coal on tho fire."
And the sweeper did it.
That evening the daughter of tho
house remarked to her fiance:
"How charmingly he tuned itl I was
nevor able to play Wagner's music so
deliciously," Boston Transcript.
Commercial Itlvalry.
There is considerable commercial ri
valry between Houston and Dallas. A
merchant of tho former city said to a
Dallas merchant:
"Wo do a tremendous business. At
one time we had three defaulting cash
iers in Canada."
"That shows you wero doing a pretty
fair business, but it is nothing to what
wo do in Dallas. We have to use a
garden heso to moisten the postage
stamps, our correspondence is so large,"
replied tho Dallas man. Texas Sif tings.
Good Training.
Dick (feeling of Tom's biceps) My,
what un arm! Do you frequent the
gymnasium?
Tom Gymnasium nothingl I read all
the papers dailies and weeklies. Just
try it for a week or two yourself. The
amount of turning over it gives a fellow
to follow the different articles from ono
pago to another beats all the gymnasi
ums in Christendom for exercise. Bos
ton Transcript.
None at All
Scribbler When is that review of my
novel coming out, Scather?
Scather (professional critic) Well, to
tell tho truth, I have not read it yet.
Scribbler Yet, when I brought tho
book to you, you assured me that you
would loso no timo iu roading.it.
Scather So I did. Well, I have lost
no time in reading it yet Tit-Bits.
Clever.
Iuspector Me&demoiselles, I should
lika tho cleverest pupil in the class to
come to the blackboard.
Sileuco on the benches.
"Then," ho continued, "will tho pret
tiest girl como forward and answer my
questions?"
The class roso in a uouy. I'igaro.
Knew Wliut She Was Dolus.
"Madam," said the conductor politely,
'this is the smoking cur."
"Yes. sir." renlied the resolute matron
! from beyond Ninety-ninth street, sitting
' down with n sigh ot renei. "i Know u.
I That other oar, I reckon, is the hog car.
i There's 15 -women standing .up in the
aisle," Chicago Tribune.
It Worked the Wrong Way.
She Will you help mo on with this
cape?
He-Cerlainly (complying). There'
only one trouble with this garment.
She What's that?
He It ought to button up behind.
Cloak Review.
Au Event ful Dyf
"Well, well!" exclaimod theeditor. "If
that wasn't a queer experiencei"
What was tliatf" Bald the foreman.
"There was a man in here just now
who didu't seem to know any more alxmt
how a newspaper should be inn than I
3o." Washington Star,
HsWQHH
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THE PROpEA 'CAPER, "
Embroidered cashmere is much liked
and will bo made up with laco and rib
bons. New costumes show coats with fronts
extending only to the waistliueand long
skirts at the sides and back.
White dotted muslin is to bo one of
tho popular materials for this summer.
The making-and trimming aro modified
to suit tho style of the wearer.
A great deal of red is used for girls of
all ages. Even young ladies not infre
quently appear in the most glowing scar
let. This is pretty when modified with
black or blue.
Evening and dancing dresses are trim
med with festoons of lace. Some of these
aro headed by loops, puffs or twisted
folds of silk ns a finish for the upper
edge of the lace.
Half inch wide ribbons in two colors
aro used for drawing into beading on
dresses for young-ladies and girls. Somo
of theso ribbons aro white, with red, black
or other colored edges. Many all satin
ribbons are also used for this purpose.
Among the desirable early summer
dresses is a navy bluo plain gingham em
broidered in cardinal. Tho skirt is made
with panels and a narrow flounco at the
sides and back. Tho waist is fitted over
a lining, and the sleeves are in leg o'
mutton shape, with embroidery cuffs.
New York Ledger.
GEMS OF THOUGHT.
Deep love can do much even when in
deep poverty.
When you btiry an evil'babit, do not
visit the grave too often.
"Pessimism," says Archbishop Ireland,
"is the faith of cowards."
The usual fortune of complaint is to
excito contempt niore than pity.
Philanthropy is often not the love of
man, but the love of being thought to
love him.
Men of earnest thought and contempla
tion exercise a wonderful influence over
men of action.
Most of our misfortunes are more sup
portable than the comments of our
friends upon them.
No good man can ever be happy when
he is unfit for tho career of simple and
commonplace duty.
Duty is carrying on promptly and faith
fully the affairs now beore you. It is to
fulfill the clniina of today.
If you are poor, yet pure and modest
ly aspiring, keep a vase of flowers on
your table, and they will help to main
tain your dignity and secure for you con
sideration and delicacy of behavior.
Montreal Star.
one May Ue Illuming Yet.
Manifestations of fear aro various, nntf
thero is evidently one woman in New
York who believes that she who tuhf
iway maylivo to 8eo another runaway.
A runaway team camo tearing down
Broadway at a terrific rato the other
day.. At Thirty-third street tho horses
decided to turn toward Fifth avenue, and
as the only thing which could have
stopped them the big apartment Louse
at that corner did not got in their way.
around tho corner they went like a flash,
and then they "streaked it" for tho East
river.
In tho crowd thereabout was i. woman
irho puts not her trust in runaway
horses. When sho saw tho plunging,
galloping team turn to tho east she
'urned to tho west. Gathering hor-skirte
in her hands sho made across Sixth ''av
enue at a fairly good trot.
Reaching tho pavement sho looked ovor
her shoulder, and seeing that tho horses
wero undoubtedly going in tho opposite
direction she increased her speed to a
sharp canter.
Another backwar.1 glance spoil showed
her own and tho exertions ofTlie horses
wero pntting a safo distanco between her
and danger, they having gone a block
from tho corner in cue direction while
sho went 53 yards in tho other direction,
so she wa3 encouraged to get inlo a live
ly gallop.
This, together with tho speed of the
flying animals, was bo successful in
stretching space between her and them
Unit she settled down for a long, swift
run. Nobody in the neighborhood
stopped the horses. Nobody stopped
her.
Perhaps she is running yet. New
York Tribune.
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3,O0O. Iti
nas an improved Klectrlo no tpenebrr.'lb greatest boon ever given weak men, a
ww warreni vt euro any ot ino aoovs weaanesses,
men. and will cure tha worst eases In two. pr tare
lteiunucd. Ther are sraded in strength to meet
SANDEN ELECTRIC CO. .72 Firsts.., NRTUMD.dREfiOlf,
Itetuuveu to cuiuer intra nuU Wtiaiiluijtou Hw., Poftlau'l, Or.
jli
mwm
O'pi0TOV
TO
SALTiLAKE .
DENVER.
OMAHA, KANSAS CITY,
CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS
AHD ALL
EASTERN CITIES
31
DAYS to
CHICAGO
Ifmiw tli0 Quickest to Chlcagi
mm the East.
o and
IlOlirS Qu'cker to Omaha, and Kan
Through Pullman and Tourist Sleeper, Frer
Reclining Chair Cars, Dining Can,
mgfflL o,Wven.
er rates and gsaerfU Informatloo call on
or itdditms,
W H. HUllUBCJir.AMt.O.I'.A
au Wftsktartas lie. VorM
foifTLAar), Oitsoosr,
Ttaii
I Tickets
HEADS!
What-.Is the condition of years? Is your hiSr dry, 5
harsh, brittle? Does it split at ilie Onds? Has It a
uuc u ioii out wucn comoca or
warned In timo oryou will becomo bald.
5EB!S
WhoIcSiito anil Retail
Dcnlcr in Fresh, Salt and
Smoked McntS'Of a IKinclk
95 Court and
110 State Streets,
DRUGS AND FAILED
DR. HANDEN'8 EliKCTRIO BELT
with Electro JHaenette Buspen.
all of the above troubles.
orr win euro wiiMout Meaicme
saner from NrrTous
ebllitr.
whn
s, urnms,
Nil
on.
filalnts, andseaeral III health,
be effects of abuses, excesses, worri
or oiDosurcBlllllnd relief and nroniDi
cure In oar marvelous invention,
which requires but a trial to convince
the most skeptical. Inlsnortnonofof.
Tocts yoa uisr bavo unauly drained
junr ETiiem ui nerve lures uo vimiui
which Is electricity and thus
oatued yournesknesaorlacliaforre.
Ijou repiago into yuur (iu iat
emenU tons drained, whloh se re
quired for vWoroosstrenatb, jfra will
remove tha came and health, strenvtb
and vigor vrlil follow at once. This
Is our plan and treatment, and w
ffnsr&ntee a ours or rerunn monav
air. o,naen-s uiccirio nan
la no exDerlment
stments railed, as can be
i
LAMB BACK AND RHEUMATISM.
. .Pertlsnd lOiscai, September 2S,139&
A.T. Bancsn. Dear filrjVaara ot etboanra and
srd worK, combined with the strsln comics' from the
a me a severs case ot lame tisci.
tbat'Ieoqjdnotbend my back. W as slf double! up
With it. I booght one ot rour bells. It helped ue
ta-ide of tw t dsys, aud I continued to wtef It for (ear
mouths, being perfectly oured, That ss two years
Sio, and I am ai wl Unlay as I eisr was In my liff ., I
know your belt well, and I knew lotaot ptnplewliq
hare been eared by it. Many others need It, and If
they wonid try It they weald find It the asms as I did
tha beat rinulff In tha wnplil. I Mm livtatait hatM
im which I eutlejvd for aavan Man. I was o bad
id
pVrmsnently, end will be glad to talk with on j one who
MlUtolnqTJi'raaboal . . i
skWWaWaVwV MUMUbM ieliaiBtir JJUV( fDIUwleUi
(Dr. (4. T. Sat
bvit I have bee
anas", jtiear mrt-Mnoa wearing ;j(
. . '. u "",
greatly benefited
fti.ttori
Ingi and afura month's uo the
Jtreei my old en-
uu i
find tnyselt twice uv
ttemorr Is now nearly Derfeoi
twice Si v corona as before, sly
for the tie!
t, sod seen day snows
wins the belt.
iuer. i x ai mncn arronaar
.tha befof
xonrstraiy, uiQUUt cuuui.-
i ELECTRIC BELT
astobe essily worn flaring worK or street, ana
i, ana
isnlarge saranaen limbs, or ps.rts.'ur Itloner
alLetsgas of weakness In r
eqa sosmarge s
motjths. Address for full information,
suu
I
East and South
-VIA-
THE SHASTA ROUTE
, oiltbf
Southern Pacific Company.
(iiLirouwA zxrut&i nam bum paily up
TWkam roBTLAtiDArtus. r,
Puto?
'rvoftti.
lir. iu.
iw. fortiaua
liV. Hnieru
Ar. Hatt Kran.
Ar. I b?Ai a. in
liV.I 6:tfa. in
l.V.1 7sfl0 p. in
.to p. in.
Above trains stop at nil stations from
IVrtUnd to Albany Inclusive; also utTutigeul
rtheild, llaiser Harrtsbiirif. Juiiotlou City,
IrvltiK. liugeuenml all sUtlons from lloatburg
to Ashland liicluslvo.
RnHKHIIKO ilAlli jlAILY."
dfflO a. to. I l.v.
tl:17a.mll.v
J o. m, I Ar.
ltrthiliT
Halein
ItoeebUlT
Ar,riSTp.ui,
l.v. I l:0 p. pi,
Ijv. IM) a. jo
Dlntug Ckifi oh Ogdca Itouto
TOLLMAN BUFFET SLEEFHI1S
Second Class Sluoplng Cars
Attached to at) through trains.
WectKide Divisijo, Between Porliind
nil Cervallis:
pAntr-ricxotif HDjfiur).
7Sia.uulJ
iwlianiiT
rvtrvallls
Ai. i"TWTp, iu.
l.v.l l0pr. to.
taio p. m. Ar,
At Albany and fXrvallU connect
trains, of OrKon Havrtdo lUllroutl.
with
KXI'ICi.taSTiiAfBI . atiaf I.V WK AKrHllirfliA tf
mSTSf "17 PorflSaTrfTea!
7iaP.m. Ar. McMlnnvllls t.v. teU),ta
THKWUCJH TICKETB
To all points la tha Ksstsro States. Canada
tud HttioBa cao ba obuiaad at lowaai rates
trofa W. MT. WKINNKH, Agent, tsaleca.
, Choice Meats.
SKX
PROFESSIONAL AilJ,B'UBINESSl5ABtl8.
53
T. f - ,! is
: fe.-s
K 11. SVUtOY. UXU.XI.'iHHdhAfc.
D'AROY A BINGHAM, Atlorncys M Law,
Rooms 1, U and 8, lI'Arcy UullOinc, Ml
outte street, special attention given to bul
uewi in the supreme uud cltcuit courts or the
utte. a II
i i
DOUIOK B. H. JKtWt.l'J-OlBce, 17 BUte Bt.,
opposite court uoiuo, nun iiotel W lUatn
vile. Umoo hours t 10 12 and 1 to i o'clock. B-i
MllLMON FUltD, Attorney nt law, falem,
X tlrt-EOH. Ulllceupnuiii, in rultoubiOck.
HJ. lUGCIKU, Attorney at lawAsaleni.Oro.
, guu. Ulllco over rush's bank.
JJ.8UA.W.M.W.UUNT BllAWaUONX
.. Attorney 8 ut law. Ofilre over Capital
imloUHl banu.Halcm.Oretjt'n.
JOHH a. UAltsUN.Attorhey nt law, rooms
Hand 4, Htb bunk building, Maleru, Or.
.1. c. HO.NUAM. W. U. HuUdhB.
aUJ. HAM A UU1.MUS, Attorneys at lavr.
OtUcflu liusu bloeK, betMeen Utatoand
tttil. on Uitinmerclal street.
IOUN WAV MS, ATTUUNKY.AT.jl.AW.
U Uolleoilons made at.u promptly remitted,
-ttutphy bluvlc, t.or. Utate ana uouttnerolal
.ireets Hwlem. Oregon. SMMf,
TjHijULa bUJKltMA, 'I'ypewntlng msd
O oommerolm stflnogiaphy, OBlce, roota
it, Oray block. Tnebtntor workaoneatrea
sonable tatos. isjg
D11.T.O. 8M1TU, Dentist. U3 state street
B&lom, Oregon. Fluuhed dental opera,
ttons or every description. jValnleas ocera
tions a specialty.
Merridale Poultry!
fAHDS. Only purcat stook kept. Specialty
tirown Lomhorus. l'lymouth itocks. lilacs
Mlnorcaa and Black Umgnbons. Kgga ro
hatching. J. J.MIlA.EIt.bwiera,
asm street, near Btate. 4-3 dwlm
The CHICAGO,
MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL
RAILWAY.
Travelers "make a note OD,t."
This Great Railway - System IComects
at
ST. PAUL and OMAHA
With all transoontlnontatftnes&iving
direct and swift oommuulca
Uon to all
KASTKKN ana BOU11IKUN 1 O.NTH,
And is tub
:::0NLY,LINE:::
ruuulug
CI no trio JLIuUtcit nml Btenui) Ileuttd
Vostlbuled trains ot elegant Sleeping,
l'arlor, jUlnlug and lluflet
Curs, with
Free ltcclinlng Chairs,
vl4klng l' Borvloo seoond to nontn the
world.
Tickets nr iitaleatill protnlnontrallroad
ticuut.unices.
For fJtrthor.lnl6:mftliou oak thd nearest r
road agent, pr'hddrisk '
CJ. EDDYi General 'Agt.
J, W. CASEY, Trav. Pas Agh
PORTLAND, Oregon.
NORTHERN
I' PACIFIC
II
U
1ST
S
R. R
ruliman
Elegant
aSleapIng Gars
Dining Cars
Tourist
Sleeping Ca
ST, PAUL'.'
MINNEaPOLS'
DULUTI ,
FARRO
:to grand forks
UK00KST0N
WINNIPEG .
85 8nd
THROUGrn TICKETS
TO
CHICAGO
WASHINGTON
PHILADELPHIA
riEW YORK
BOSTON and all
Points East end South!
For inforiaatton, time cards, maps and
tickets call on or write
IT. A. THOMAS, Agent, Baletn.
Or A. D. CitAltivroN. Asat. Ottil. Fosii
Agent; Portlaud, Orcgou,
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES
(Nortiism Pacific R. R, Co,, Lm.)1 '.
LATEST TIMEI CARD.
Dally Through Trains.
lpw
l.-25pin
V.-SSpin
7:Upm
lOftpui
T.lipin
I06&V
l. Minn a
8:40am
(touam
II.IQum
8I6a)n
:aopu
fcfajitn
I HWatiU-a
luulutb.. a
i - Astiianu. a
7-lSam
sC'lilosgo I
o.uupii
10.40pm
Tfie Wiaoonslu Leutral Tinea run
woStsl
train dally between Bl. I'aul.UlnuesrxilUaPd
Chicago Utlwaukeo and all points Iu WUoon.
sin; making connection In Chicago with all
lines runpina- rest buu souin.
Tickets sold and baggaco cheokfrd tlirough
to aU points n thtu United Htafs aud Ct-imtk.
Cloeo connection made In Chicago with ail
trains sPlng J"t and rtoath.
ypr lull Information apply to ur Bcarast
ticket aent or JAM, (J, I'UM),
Un. l'ai.abdTkt.Atcllwfctikee, wis,
Sfeauier flliona
yon ponwAND,
ijbAvts noise's dock Moadars, Wdn'ai
and KrldarsT.'tJa. m.
UETUIININO, leavsei l"ortlstid 'fumdays,
Thursdays und rjalurdaye at befx in.
Vast time for uuiif r tAifor, to way
HiVXV TlHialliBiH4)tlW, Out ymr,
MBAtn as ohkt
VorrrsbtnteaaiidtiakatanDt) to V. A.
8LK10MT A 71 it. at thsdoek. lu't of Usia
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