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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1967)
XXI sf . pitmbi h , m ( m < xvii KRAIZEY The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you are off of It. Always behave like a duck— keep calm and unruffled on the surface, ( hi ! keep paddling like fury underneath. ■Professor, what is this you wrote at the end of my paper'.* ■I only suggested that you write plainer next time.* «•••*••••*••**•• A real test of will power is to have the same ailment some 'person is describing to you— and not mention it. KHAZY DAYS SEC TICK—JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY) Two women were preparing to board the airliner. One of them turned to the pilot and Mary: ‘What does a tailor said, 'Now please don't travel do to all his customer!?* faster than sound. We want to Sherry: ’He gives them fits.’ talk.* J O U K S ’Dear Mom and Dad,’ a young Success is the ability to get college student wrote home to along with some people—--- his family. ‘I haven't heard and ahead of others. from you In nearly a month. Please send a check so I’ll Work hard and save your kn iw you are OK.’ money and when you are old you 4444444444444444 can have the things only young The realtors put It thus: ’Say people can enjoy. it with a home and raise your own flowers I* If a man’s wife is his better A sure way to lose money half, and he marries twice- — is to bet on a sure thing. what happens to him? The younger generation Is alike in many disrespects. Middle age is when your memory is shorter, your ex perience is longer, your stam ina is lower and your forehead higher. Inflation or no inflation, the cost of living seems to re main about Hie same—all that we earn. The train came to a sudden stop, ♦wo’han passenger picked tierself up off the floor and ask ed the conductor what had hap pened. •We hit a cow,’ tie told her. ’Was it on Hie tracks?* ’No,’ said the conductor dry ly, ‘we had to chase it across a field.* f 'Tlie Professor of English was trying to impress his class with the importance of a large voc- attulary. ’I assure you,’ lie sgd, ’if you repeat a word 10 or 12 times, it will I m - yours tuyever.’ In the back of the room a girl took a deep breath, clos ed her eyes and whispered. 'Harry, Harry, Harry....’ Maturity for a woman is when Gossip: Something that goes she stops measuring herself in one ear and over the back with a tape measure and uses fence. it to measure things she is sew ing. Money may not buy happiness, but with it you can be unhappy Hope for the best, prepare in perfect comfort. for the worst, and philosophi cally accept whatever comes. The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into Horse sense is that sense it that counts, but how much it which keeps a horse from bet can digest. ting on the human race. I 3 LinEs BowLing . . $1.00 2 P.m. too cLOSing TiMe) . o O O o . fReE! i J "BOWLING is HEALTHFUL" ’ iF YoOr nO. MatcHez oUrs . o O O o . LADIES .. You can enjoy it and regain those slim lines. MEN •. Can get those bulges in ThE RiGHT pLACes "ChOPPin our wood." We furnish the tools U KOvErED J •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ÍI II »i 3HCS3SJÖÖBI ------------------ oooOOOooo------------------- ¡Crazzy Day JPecials ■O---------------- Interior latex wall paint----- per gal. $2.77 Best grade interior latex* any color----- $4.99 YOur LucKy NuMBeR —-PIUS—- r^. n-Oi___ pt ___ n ruijiayc üiauu A WHAT Wuub Se O' £ 5° to Ä • DTflVIHTI uijuhaiaa ; EASTMAN Exterior latex house paint - any color — $4.99 Exterior oil base house paint - per gal. — $4.99 HUNTER SPECIALS 700 Reg. $149.95 ------ $109.95 OTHER NEW RIFLES AT BARGAIN PRICES TOO! !■■■■> ALL ITEMZZ in SHOP Reduced 100% ■ WHITE STAGG 5 ft. sleeping bag — — $12.88 On Krazzy Day Only- FOR THE LADIES 99< 99< I Rival electric food blender $19.88 I » USED Table BARGAINS $19.95 model T V I $15.95 Wringer Washer I Sparks Oil Heaters $49 .95 Value $39.95 i Plus Bargains in Every Department I And Lucky Numbers SRV Stamps . . . Easy Terms DON B. MOSS « Firestone Store z NYSSA . . . OREGON WALLBOARD Pr.-Finish.d OKE or 4X8 BURCH 4'X8’ I i I I $5.95 Eder^ Building Supply 102 NOrtH l$t ST. SPin-the-DIaL 372—2223 Bill Wahlert seEds WIL WAY U FrEe oN hiS B-I-G-G SCaLes POULTRY«^ LIVESTOCK IFn yU DoN’t wAY OvR 100,000 .sbl Frleadly Reucb-Wey Dee1er wif puRchase w SaCK_A wOn Ranch-way Feed 6 ONLY SIZES 38 $3.98 MEN’S JACKETS----- ( 3 THRU 8 ) Boys’ & Girls’ Boxer Pants — $1.19 KNIVESS $1.00 PER SET ÇI7FÇ C o LADIS’ PANTS 3 PR. 95e SIZES 8 -14 YEARS Girls’ Corduroy Jumpers - $1 .69 CATS - 8 in. ceramics 89e DONKEY SETS 39e eachh Saturday, Sept. 23, 1967 o------- 8 peice mirro aluminum cookware Set $8.88 Teflon coated — $12.00 value a 4X4’ BOYS’ SOX - 4 PR. $1.00 FREE AMMUNITION OR GUN CASE WITH EVERY NEW RIFLE OR SHOT GUN PURCHASED DURING KRAZY DAYS 7-MM Remington Mag. Rifle Model Beautiful glass chip *n dip 8 peice glass tumbler set PARTICLE BOARD OuR CraZY Da Ye OfFeR — WiLl GiT YoU a....— FULLER PAINT To Ennybuddy I <$U<M WLÌÌ » „„„J I A Prize Saturday for Holder of Our Lucky Number I PHon. 372-3990 Thurs., Fry., Sat . o O O o . . o O O o . ------------- — 5 PriZes 5 LiNeS BowLing — oooOOOooo — — ------ — NYSSA. OREGON AloominUm StOrm Don reg. 37.50 VaL $17.50 | PANELLING Whe’LL KEaP Ward*s Shell Service To Twoo (2) LucKEY PeePUL Hoos No. Matchez ouRs I I COME IN and........ | GET YoUr Bowl FulL! h ON KRAZY DAY ( Sat., Sept. 23 ) A LUBE JOB FOR $1.00 WITH PURCHASE OF 10 GAL. OR MORE OF GASOLEEN 101 ST. . ......... NOrth Main - — ♦ » I ♦ FREe! KRazY SA1ÜRDAY ITEMZ Saterday, September 23 I I One thing about Hie good old days - if you bought a horse you could t* pretty sure the model wouldn’t change Hie next mon th. SHOOGAR BOLE KrAzIES- Ttie human brain is like a freight car—guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often Inflation: Something that cost running empty. >5 to buy a few years ago now •osts $ 10 tp repair. Prejudice is a great time Adolescent: One who Is well saver—it enables one to form Love is an ocean of emotion Infor med about anything tie opinions with'>ut bothering to get amid expanses of expenses. tile fart.'.. doesn’t have to study. I •< The quickest way to be con vinced that spanking is unneces sary is to become a grand parent. o MURCHANDIZE Wirlh—$5.00 OTHER VALUES Hula Hoop Contest Izz Ur's If Youre JOURNAL NUMBER MATCHEZ OURN ! Between Lucky NOS. WilllBE Posted BOYS FLORAL Nyssa, Origun Store A Idaho Power BUILDING ■■■■ "The House Of Flours 'n Gifts For Every Okashun Fan ggen Variety Horse — Mule — Donkey — GIRLS Bathroom Plaque Necklace — Dog - Fuzzy — AND GREENHOUSE Dile 372-3437 NYSSA VARIETY STORE
