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EGAP VIII KRAZY DAYS SECTION—JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY) My Neighbors The golfer stepped up to the tee and drove off. The lull sailed down the fairway, leaped onto the green and rolled into club in the air with excitement. •What have you suddenly gone craiy about?’ asked his wife, who was trying learn some thing about the game. -I ‘Why , I just did a hole in one,’ yelled the golfer, a wild gleam of delight in his eyes. ‘Did you” asked his wife placidly. ‘Do it again, dear, I didn’t see you.’ XXI SEPTEMBER, M( M( XVII A man full of excitement phoned the fire department: ‘Fire! Fire!’ 'Where is it.” ‘My house!’ *1 mean the location of the fire.’ My kitchen!* 'Yes, Nit how can we get to your place " ‘You’ve got a fire engine, haven’t you ” •••••••*•»•*•••* Plastic surgeons can do al most anything to the nose ex cept keep it out of other people's business. I he fellow was a regular customer at the restaurant and the management tried to please him. So when tie complained that only one piece of bread was served with his meal, Ihe wall- er brought four slices the next evening. ’Hetterl’ said th«* man, ’but not enough. I like bread.’ The next evening the wait er brought a full dozen pieces. ■ Hotter yet,’ said the man, ‘but why skimp? I like lots of bread.’ A basketful of slices the next day failed to stop tlx* comp laints. WEER KRazY, TOOOQ! •We’ll fix him,’ the manager told Hie waiter, and ordered a gigantic loaf specially baked-- six feet long and thick as a barrel. When the man came in fyi dinner the waltei lugged m the huge loaf, uncut, dropped it on the (able, and waited hope fully for comment. The customer glared at the loaf, then said in bitter, re signed tones. ‘Well! 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