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KRAIZEY
The second day of a diet is
always easier than the first.
By the second day you are off
of It.
Always behave like a duck—
keep calm and unruffled on the
surface, ( hi ! keep paddling like
fury underneath.
■Professor, what is this you
wrote at the end of my paper'.*
■I only suggested that you
write plainer next time.*
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A real test of will power is
to have the same ailment some
'person is describing to you—
and not mention it.
KHAZY DAYS SEC TICK—JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY)
Two women were preparing
to board the airliner. One of
them turned to the pilot and
Mary:
‘What does a tailor said, 'Now please don't travel
do to all his customer!?*
faster than sound. We want to
Sherry: ’He gives them fits.’ talk.*
J O U K S
’Dear Mom and Dad,’ a young
Success is the ability to get
college student wrote home to
along with some people—---
his family.
‘I haven't heard
and ahead of others.
from you In nearly a month.
Please send a check so I’ll
Work hard and save your
kn iw you are OK.’
money and when you are old you
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can have the things only young
The realtors put It thus: ’Say people can enjoy.
it with a home and raise your
own flowers I*
If a man’s wife is his better
A sure way to lose money half, and he marries twice- —
is to bet on a sure thing. what happens to him?
The younger generation Is
alike in many disrespects.
Middle age is when your
memory is shorter, your ex
perience is longer, your stam
ina is lower and your forehead
higher.
Inflation or no inflation, the
cost of living seems to re
main about Hie same—all that
we earn.
The train came to a sudden
stop, ♦wo’han passenger picked
tierself up off the floor and ask
ed the conductor what had hap
pened.
•We hit a cow,’ tie told her.
’Was it on Hie tracks?*
’No,’ said the conductor dry
ly, ‘we had to chase it across a
field.*
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'Tlie Professor of English was
trying to impress his class with
the importance of a large voc-
attulary.
’I assure you,’ lie
sgd, ’if you repeat a word 10
or 12 times, it will I m - yours
tuyever.’
In the back of the room a
girl took a deep breath, clos
ed her eyes and whispered.
'Harry, Harry, Harry....’
Maturity for a woman is when
Gossip: Something that goes she stops measuring herself
in one ear and over the back with a tape measure and uses
fence.
it to measure things she is sew
ing.
Money may not buy happiness,
but with it you can be unhappy
Hope for the best, prepare
in perfect comfort.
for the worst, and philosophi
cally accept whatever comes.
The mind is like the stomach.
It is not how much you put into
Horse sense is that sense
it that counts, but how much it which keeps a horse from bet
can digest.
ting on the human race.
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regain those slim lines.
MEN •. Can get those bulges in
ThE RiGHT pLACes "ChOPPin
our wood." We furnish the tools
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KRazY SA1ÜRDAY ITEMZ
Saterday, September 23
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One thing about Hie good old
days - if you bought a horse you
could t* pretty sure the model
wouldn’t change Hie next mon
th.
SHOOGAR BOLE KrAzIES-
Ttie human brain is like a
freight car—guaranteed to have
a certain capacity but often
Inflation: Something that cost
running empty.
>5 to buy a few years ago now
•osts $ 10 tp repair.
Prejudice is a great time
Adolescent: One who Is well saver—it enables one to form
Love is an ocean of emotion
Infor med about anything tie opinions with'>ut bothering to get amid expanses of expenses.
tile fart.'..
doesn’t have to study.
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The quickest way to be con
vinced that spanking is unneces
sary is to become a grand
parent.
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