The Gate city journal., December 21, 1923, Image 4

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slowest
turnover U lu ne»
It la m i ; for the dirt fermer to (*t
duo» In hi* eye«.
BnaaU h«« plenty et money. But It'i
Huaalan money.
Pardo« the washsrworaan'a delay.
She had to change a tire
When a penon becomes “tome pan
kina" an alias Is an Incognito.
The proeperlty dream# come true
whenever the work rings that way.
France may not be getting the
bacon, but she Is getting the Hblne.
It’s going to cost more money to
run the Hot Stove league thla aeaaoa.
A sclentlat suya the ao-called first
man was a woman. Oh. the ladles' aux­
iliary.
He who staala a Russian's pocket-
book steels that which makes him
poor Indeed.
The Congregational Aid bazaar
W. L. t jr b e r o f J a m i e s w u. in
„ splendid success.
Beautiful town Monday,
work was displayed.
Most, Miga Irene Howe was on the sick
Chummy roadaters ah, uldn't try t<
»old.
Light lunches liat> la8t week.
Wm. K. Shinn and pieces were
get chummy with locomotive«.
Mr- arul M™
... ,
number
o f people motored
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children of Grarulvtew, Wash., are were served. Friday and Satufday,
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Tluiea can't he very hard. Most ol visiting at the homes of V. B. and Saturday evening “ a r chicken
t Ü
«ver, to see the musical comedy,
the "l.oat" liners are about Jewelry. | Staples
and Thos. Jones.
Ihey supper was served and
The Beauty Shop,” given by the
drove
through
in their car to j patronized. A nice sum of money American Legion at Weieer Friday
Civilisation may get somewhere yet 8pend the holidays.
j was cleared.
evening.
If the supply of gasoline holds out
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__________________ Father O'Conner came down from j
1HS Maurine Jones ,s expected
Mrs.
Owen Test will visit in
! home Saturday to spend Christmas Weiser> a f ew days, returning to
All la well that and« well, but a lot Juntura Monday.
of speculation la oil ends la ao well.
Mrs. Owen Teet and children n f , with her relatives.
Ontario the latter part of the week
Hillsboro, Or., are visiting at the
A number of people are p l a n n i n g The
___ Tuesday club did not meet
It Is war's overhead that makes Eu- j home of E. H. Test. Owen Test
to
attend
the
Catholic
benefit
show
wet-k.
rope so lung la getting eut from under I will
arrive
Saturday
to
spend and dance at Vale Saturday night,
J. E. Stanfield was in town Sat
No doubt the effort« of odentlata to > Christmas. Mr. Test is with the Dec. 22.
urday from Weiser.
conquer Age give Time many a laugh.
Mrs. Oxman and Miss Rollins are
Mrs. Stacey and Mrs. Hess o f ;
ferred to Newport.
working hard on the program which Vale were in town Saturday.
Parisian skirts will be shorter and
y B staples will leave Saturday
veils will be worn. That balances fo f Portlalul t0 visit untii after the is to be given.
flood spelling Is bound to be an ef-
Mrs. Sam Taylor entertained the
®oul®'
1 ! holidays.
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Mrs. Staples has been in
i.clency test, since the typewriter Is
some time, under the M. and M. club Friday. Mrs. Paul
When the four-hour work day comes Portland
bud
every line of business,
Van Petten was the prize winner.
In nobody will have time to replace the j doctor’s care,
chl-
speller could hide under
divots.
Miss Ruth Hess of Vale was in Joe S. Howry of Crowley is spend­ rography. but no mora
ing a few days'” in Ontario.
Ontario Saturday.
i
kit. Etna Is smoking again, which
Isn’t so bad, provided she doesn't start
coughing.
 good m«ny peopli
tor conversation.
mistake gal
ONTARIO NEWS NOTES art
The auto cars are dally losing out
trying to dispute the right of way with
a limited train.
Germany and Huaala now plainly see
that, evil or otherwise, real money la
very necessary.
Europe makes believe she doesn’t
want war, but Just has to grouch to
keep her hand In.
Communism has s queer way of try­
ing to puss as brotherly love and mak­
ing a mess of It.
The day of wild game In Africa, eays
in explorer. Is about over. What will
the game hogs do then?
Bread la the staff of life until It
comes to comparative prices. It Is theD
a wheat elevator.
An educator says children are no
longer taught to read aloud. He hasn't
been to the movies lately.
No efficiency expert has come for­
ward as yet and boasted that he cun
put war on a paying basis.
A flapper understands home vaguely
aa a place where ehe parka herself be­
tween dance engagements.
That Frenchman who wrote 23,000
words on a postcard must have hud a
grudge agulust bla postmaster.
Coach Toat’a task will fall to George
Little, who la 18 or 20 sizes larger
than his name might Indicate.
One of the terror« of autumn Is the
anaemic poet who Insists that nature
feels as bad about It as ha doea.
In Paris, men are wearing ear­
rings. What neit will the followers
of faahlon get Into thalr head«?
It'a a poor collega nowadays that
can’t muster n football team and a
professor or twa with queer Ideas.
Those marks have got to the point
where they are about as valuabla as
Germany's warttma propaganda.
Discipline Is a good thtng, and hus­
bands who hava to tew on their own
buttons seldom sow any wild oats.
A few million German marks might
coma la handy for the man who Ukea
to bet on all the football gamea.
Franca for years haa been worried
over Its low birth rate. Collective wor­
rying, however, seems to do no good.
Many a mother who rears her boy
to be neat and clean never looks for­
ward to a muddy football field.
Wall street la ■« aura hard times
ara coming that It has guosedeub
whenever a favorable report cornea In.
An applicant for citizenship In New
Tork said Babe Ruth was President
of the United States, striking out.
There now are several countries In
Europe where a man ran be a million
alre and a pauper at one and the same
time.
One of fashion’s colors Is called
"smoke,” but It’s hard to tell which
brand of bituminous It represents.
H a t doctor who la only paid while
the patient enjoys good health might
get a contract with those King Tut ex­
plorera
The French woman who looped the
loop In an airplane 98 times la now
qualified to keep up with the whirl of
faahluna
The man who can atlll get a thrill
out of seeing 22 boys on a football
Held la not old, even though he may
be ninety by tlie book.
Modern boys get more romance out
ef their radio messages than their fa­
thers used to get at their age out ef
robbing watermelon patches.
Tí
expert with the
In the Arctic has
of Interplanetary
aurora borealis.
The London pauper who carried a
valuable eecret dye process with him
t* the grave gave proof that silence
cannot alwaya be regarded ns golden.
The former crown prince, who want*
to go hack to Germany, should have
credit for being one war victim, at
least, who does not want to come to
thin country.
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in a hurry for you. Good1
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.Practice in all cor
Prices on 25 and 50 card lots. Cards from
12 to 30 cents apiece, finished, including
engraved plate with name.
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Fills a place on your Christmas list, and
by ordering now you will have cards in
time to send any distance.
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PROMPT DfiUVB I
Plans for skyscrapers starila Paria,
although the proposed buildings are
only eight and nine «Gwles high
Franca la not aa bold in her archltec
ture as In har politics.
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colonization
w . a Horn
Bonded Heal Estua k I bight^L>( tei s .it l >
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Now Is the Time to
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FAMILIES
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An automntlr electric furnace feeder
has been devised, and It would proba­
bly be regarded as cheap at any price
by the man whose furnace has gone eut
on a cold morning.
A speaker In Washington
the "little red schoolhouae,"
pily thla relic of th% past
way to modern structures
stone and concrete.
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The es-kalaer'a wife says he is fiery
hut lovable. Freely translated, that
may meaa that ha smashes the break­
fast dishes and la sorry afterward.
Aa yet the radio
MacMillan expedition
reported no rending*
code messages In the
BOKO
Som e Interested Parties
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A Boston biologist threatens to take
all the Joy out of coffee drinking by
declaring that there Is absolutely noth­
ing harmful about It.
Science la scarcely flattering In In­
forming us that vltamlnes have the
same effect on the human system aa
they do on white mice.
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Germany's latest menace arise« from
the fifty-seven varieties of patriots who
ara all lighting for the fatherland.
A carrent magazine picture showa
Mr. Bryan bolding wbat purports to be
a glass of water—and It probably la.
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