The Gate city journal., July 13, 1911, Image 2

Besides making possible imme­
tarriff revision,
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the coalition of the progressives of
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both parties will do much to pre­
Culled from the Printer’s Devil, a paper published by
vent the presidential campaign of
1912 from degeneration into sham three of Nyssa’s school boys, at 25c for three months.
batti between two reactionary
1 If all tile Nyssa girls you meet, Journal Lot a Kum Sti’er.
candidates. This certainly would
be the case if the voters would lie the one that stops right down the
The < ¡ate City d oiirnal got ball*
forced to ehtxjse between i e,ini­ st! et, in the candy shop, is hard ed up oil the decision of Judge
beat. Her hair is as black as a van (lilse in the saloon ease last
bite like Taft on one side and a
raven's wing. and. while we ncvei week. It said the court found Mr.
similar candidate on the other. ! he heard horsing, her voice is sweet Fields not guilty and advised him
danger of studi a situation makes as anything (when she says "can ­ to close lip. w hen it should have
Her lovely, sparking, dattc- said the court found Mr. Fields
it important that progressives he dy
pit 1 anil lo uni t studi an i mtr- ii*,e eve-; are as bright as the stars guilty and ordered the saloons to
in the si .11 mer skies The I’ rin- d ose up. We find that the court
geney by presenting a candidate
t, !-s Devil never lies, bill its cd’l- found a fine against Mr 1‘ ields,
whose record will show him to be tors they do eat pies, and ice and Fields feels line because the
consistent upholder of progressive cream sodas (um-m. you bet) thev flue found finds him able to pay
doctrines. The progressive union d m t despise. Say, old girl, won’t it. At any rate the sahxms are
in the sentite foreshadows such a you advertise? Edna Dixon is this closed. Once a man by the name
fair maid’s name, whose beauty of Schott was arrested for shoot­
happening if thesituation lie stu b
and ice cream win her fame our ing a man named Knott, and tile
as to require it.
rhyming machine is about to go news|ia|wr that trii d to tell of it
lame, but we’ll take a sixla, if it s got all balled tip just like the
Uncle Sant is investigating the ¡ill the same. No, but. honest,
Journal was. This is how it told
express companies, and is after Edna, isn’t all this mushy dope of the shooting: ( has. Schott
them with a very sharp stiek
It worth it?
shot Geo. Knott.
Schott shot
the only shot that was shot, tor
is odd. however, to see the govern­
Coward
jward sent a Swede over
ment jur;t beginning C» learn what
to collect a (ill tor him Knott shot not. Schott was not
shot, and Knott was not Schott,
the general public litis known and
ter day. and the Swede came
lint Knott was shot and Schott was
Lack
and
said
"he
say
he
pay
you
hits |x'eii obji eling to so stremi
Schott.
If the shot Schott shot
Mr. Coward asked
ously for years, that the express in Vanuary.’
why he wanted to wait till •lauu- shot Schott, then Knott would not
company combine
is
nothing nrv. and the Swish* said. "I don t tx* shot. Inf act the alitor said
short of a licet» seb nibbi ly of the know. He say it bane a cold day he got half shot trying to figure
people. If the present program of w hen he pay you, and 1 tank he out w ho was shot.
jacent lands, just across the river,
GATE CITY JOURNAL
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Published every Thursday at
Nyssa, Oregon
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construction, much of which mon­
eys will find their way into Nyssa
tills. The big High Line canal
project is not dead, but merely
sleeping. As the <lry lauds be-
settled, and the population
CO U P
grows denser, the demand will
become so great that some day,
and that day will not be so far
distant as you think, the vast pr >-
ject will ! h - put through.
Do toe dreams of the present
inhabitants of Nyssa ever eon-
template a city with a population
whose numbers extend into six
figures? I hese figures are not
impossible no, nor improbable.
Look ahead. Be prepared to grab
the good tilings as they come
along. Get alive. Get awake. It
you can't sec and won’t Ixxist. get
out of the way and let someone in
front who is not afraid to loosen
up.
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LOOK AHEAD
1,(Miking ba'kwitrd is all tight
fo the man who is gathering
statistics or writing a history,
but for the man in business and
the man looking for a place to
invest his money to the best ad-
vantage, lookin g ahead is the
on ly process of investigation
that will b ring meat to cam p.
Nyssa has many bright pros­
pects to look forward to, and the
investor who wants to see his
m oney grow — who wants to get
quick uction— will do him self a
favor by taking a look at the
good things that are loom in g up,
that are right now coin in g in
reaching distance of the people
of Nyssa.
That w hich makes a town a
a desirable place in w hich to do
business, is plenty of m oney in
circu la tion ; m oney received by
laborers, m oney received by
farmers for produce and the sale
of lands, m oney com in g in from
the outside, any old way, so it is
legitimate.
Take a look at what is show­
ing up in the way of outside
m oney for Nyssa: First and
forem ost, railroad construction
work, which is now under way;
there will be 9(150,000 paid in
wages alone, between this city
and H om edale this year. W ith ­
in the next few weeks the farm ­
ers along this same route will
receive in cash from the Short
Line, for right of way lands,
over $40,000. W ith in the next
few m onths the K ingm an tract
pum pin g plant, near Nyssa, will
be under construction, at an ex­
pense of $80,000, the actual co n ­
struction of the plant alone
costing 901,000.
The Nyssa
inter-state bridge will be built
within ninety days, at a cost of
$30,000, and the man who is on
the ground ready to d o business
will get his share of this big, fat
9800,000.
T h is is only a part of the good
things that are com in g up. We
have m entioned only that w hich
is how contracted, and under
actual construction, the money
from w hich is now com in g iu lo
circulation. T h ere are numer-
our other enterprises under way
that will be even better produc
era than these, and they will be
coin in g along within a short
time. Among these is another
pumping plant, which contem­
plates the expenditure of over
•1000,001) mon* of outside money
Then the big Black Canyon pro
ject, for which the tinnì surveys
an* now being
completed,
will
swing down past Nyssa, carrying
waters to thousands of acres of ad-
lion.
The ti 11 ion nf progressive repnl
licnns and progressive democrats
in the United States senate, which
forced the reactionary finance
committee to report out the wool
tariff bill and the farmers free list
bill, is a most encouraging sign of
the times. [* happens at a time
to relieve the insurgent republicans
of some of the doubt and suspicion
which their attitude toward the
reciprocity treaty hrnl east upon
them. The position assumed by
them on this question unquestiou-
ihly disappointed many progress­
;
ives
of all parties, who had looked
to them, and especially to Senator
La Follette,
to head a movement
in which all opponents of monop­
oly could meet oil common ground.
Although the president's reci­
procity program promises but
small and insufficient relief from
tiiritr ex actions, and although its
errors of omission are glaring and
exasperating and clearly made in
the interest of oppressive trusts,
still its adoption seemed hitherto
to be about as much as could be
obtained during the present ad­
ministration. The opposition of
LaFollette and other sincere pro­
gressives looked very much like a
walk into a trap which the presi­
dent had set for them. Those
who had grown to be admirers of
them were pained and shocked.
But now they have done much
to redeem th etnselves. If they
succeed in forcing on President
Taft the choice of signing meas­
ures giving real and immediate
relief from the trusts, whose inter­
ests he handled so carefully
while framing the reciprocity
treaty, or of taking on himself
the responsibility of defeating his
own program, they will have per­
formed tt service of great value.
Wit and Humor
the investigators do es not go inane \ anuary.
astray, the express companies will
When 1111111 was created the Cre-
not merely lie chastised, but will atn -said ’ tis well, and then he ere-
| woman, and said nothing,
be permanently put out of msiness1
and the parcels post substituted and nobody else has had a chance
O f course this is a socialist to get a word in edgeways since.
M.iylie that’s the reason Harry
measure, but what’s the difference
(¡oshert hasn’t popped the ques-
so long as it is a benefit to all the
people.
Some smart Alec writes us that
Nyssa may not be as large ir wi are getting out a “ weakly pa­
as noisy as some other places, hut in
there is one fool habit that her
The L’arma Review states that
business men have never become a citizen of that little burg was
addicted to; that of advertising on kicked in the breast the other ‘day
by a horse he was leading to water.
bulletin boards, barns and fences.
Must have been leading it by th*;
They advertise in their local paper.
where their announcements will be
What makes Harry so Sharp?
read. Who ever saw a matt sitting
lb- eats Hash.
at his fireside reading to his fami­
ly from a board fence or the side
\\ lieu he is Tom Coward.
of a barn.
Yet some business
men seem to think there is money
When a man goes to sea, he be-
coni. s a seaman, but if Seymour
in that class ol advertising.
Ross went to sen. he would see
A man does not have to be more sea. See?
a shrewd financier to see the advan­
How much wood would Lock­
tage of investing money in Nyssa Wocxl lock, 'd Lockwood would
He would lock as
real estate. Just a little horse lock wood?
sense, enabling him to see the much wood as his lock would lock,
amount of money that will be put if Lockwood would lock wood.
Ancient History—A Great
Giant at Nyssa.
t )nee upon a Iime there dwelt a
great giant in the laud of Nyssa,
and his name was I’ lnit, because
he was so great and large. He
was not so Dig up and down as In*
was down and out. His frame
was massive like that of a coffee
pot, and he covered much of the
territory he passed over when lit*
traveled from place to place.
When he walked along the edge
of the townsite they had to nail
the other side down to keep it from
tipping over, and where he step­
ped it looked like a horse had roll­
ed over in the dust, for his foot
were as large as sacks of wool.
Ho ate tilings raw. He would run
down the unwary rutabaga,tear off
its skin and eat it alive. Yet with-
til he was good hearted and many
English sparrows budded their
nests in his hair. In later days
Mr. Marshall has become civilized
and now clerks over at the Owyhee
Mercantile Co., but stdl li is name
is P-h-a-t. Phut.
Captain Hillcomer’s Direful
Finish.
When Mr. Hill and Mr. New­
comer get married and have to di­
vide their outfit, what do you sup­
pose they will do with Capt. Hill-
comer. the dog they own in com­
mon? They can’t divide him. It’s
a pity to have a woman come in
and separate a dog and his best
friends that way, but women al-
ways have been great separators,
ever since Eve separated Adam
from Ins short rib. Dad says they
are the same down ... Patagonia.
only they have more ribs and can
rib up more trouble. Hut women
can't live to bo old maids just on
The eastern farmer, with his There was a young lady in Nyssa, account of dogs, SO Capl. Hillcoiner
will some day have to lx* divided.
crops baked to a brown fin ish for Roy Marshall tried to kyssa,
Site puckered her mouth
The only way we see is to sell him
a lack of water, will be driven to
And then went south,
to the butcher and divide the sau-
appreciate the advantages of a
I 11 time to make him myssa.
sage. Tilt* Printer's Devil has
farming country where the hus­
prepared the following beautiful
Doctors that can’t doctor arc verse, for Mr. Hill and Mr. New­
bandman makes liis own weather.
called quacks. Do you reckon if J
With the visitation of severe j Mr Bush would try to doctor, he comer. when the dreadful day
c< lines:
droughts in the east again this year, j would be called Quaekenbush ?
Hush, little doggie
we may look for a greater immi­
Don’t you cry;
Why is Prof. White so black?
You’ll be a Wienerwurst
gration to the west next year, or as Because lie’s got the hay fever.
By and by
soon as lands can be disposed of
in circulation here within the next
few months, will show hitn where
the times will be good and prop­
erty valuable.
If W ill Ward lives in the first
ward, and works in the second
ward with Hub Ward, in which
ward Will Ward cast his Yoghts?
And if Voghts votes for Ward, of
course he will back Ward, and
The United States census report
how can a man go forward and
reveals the important fact that backward at the same time, huh?
there are 2U) more buffalo in the
When Mr Bird, the contractor,
United States titan thero were a
sends in to Mr. Bush, secretary
year ago. There are 475 wild buf­
of the Commercial Club, and buys
falo in the United States now, hay from Mr. Hand, the liveryman,
according
to the government we might say. “ A Bird in the
Hand is worth two m the Bush.”
estimate.
Congressman J. Hampton Moore
of Philadelphia, representative in
oongress of the wool trust, admits
that laborers in the woolen mills
are only paid enough to get a bare
living. Any one who knows any­
thing about the economic con­
ditions in that measly district,
knows that the bare living is about
in eastern dry lands
as poor a one as civilized men will
stand.
He did not make this
Stray Notice.
admission in plain language. He
Notice is hereby given that the
probably d id not realize what he
was saying. He declared however following described stray stock has
in a speech in the House ou Juin been taken up an impounded lC.
15th that the closing of the textile cor,ling to law:
One bay marc about five years
mi'ls would at once necessitate the
opening of soup houses in the old, with colt by her side, white
"thriving" district he represents. left hind foot and scar on right
During fourteen years of high fiank. branded with an .arrow head
wool tarriff. wo have Moore's word. >n
shoulder.
One brown mare colt, two years
texile workers have so "thriven'
b°lh Kind feet white, branded
P ';i' Pu' shut down of the mills
will leave them destitute, What
kind of wages must they have I * hie bay horse colt, two years
been getting all that time? No one ! '>M* 9<'ar 0,1 ritfht stifle, branded
knowing how the texile workers of! sam‘’ as above.
All the above described have
Philadelpha live would think of
accusing them of extravagance. tails cropped.
The owner or owners of the
He should explain what they
above
described animals are here-
have done with the "high
wages
he says they have been getting. ¡ h>' notified to cell and prove prop.
which he knows quite well they erty. pay charges and take animals
a vay within thirty days, or the
never received.
same will be sold ncconling to law .
The sweltering east is ngitt look­
W \Y S m it h .
ing westwanl for homes in a land
Nyssa Town Marshal
when* there is not so much Stltl-
Dated at Nyssa. Oregon, this t’*th
stroke and cyclone.
•lay o f July. 1911.
How did Mr. Smith happen to
be elected Marshall? Why ho got
he Vogbts.
___
Where Most of the
Conies From.
W ir w l
Who was the first whistler, and
The bird on Nellie’s hat says
what did he whistle? The wind:
Harold had better hurry back or
he whistled “ Over the Hills and
Bruce will get his goat.
Far Away.” But Mr. Kimbrough
don’t; he whistles over the streets
Why is Jack Ains-worth so and all the day. The report that
much ?
Because his name is not he is to whistle a match with a
Dennis.
caiiope at the next meeting o f the
Malheur County rair, is a mistake;
I have for sale at my homestead, the calliope man sjxqit two days in
Nyssa listening to Mr. Kimbrough,
bedsteads, mattresses, springs, ta­
and then backed out. If a cyclone
bles, chairs, stove9. and other ever strikes Nyssa, right here she
household furniture, which I will will 9top. for Mr. Kimbrough will
sell at icss than their value. . I use up all its wind for his whistle.
also have a horse, buggy, harness, And once when Mr Kimbrough
was up in northern Montana in
saddle and bridle for sale. I ex-
the winter time he Wits g o in g
jx'ct to move to Newport soon, and down the street whistling and the
these things must be sold. Call whistle froze, and a man sawed it
at otic.', or write me, if you want up into coni wood lengths and sold
any of them. R. J. Davis. Nyssa, it to the railroad company for
locomotive whistles, but it would
Oregon.
not work, it M loo booty on o
The Epworth League of the tile ears of the people. So tile
whole »op B lr.
Methodist Church will give a hay- .. ....................... .
rack party on Friday. July the
14th, to which the young people
of the town are cordially invited.
Will leave the Methodist Church
at 7 p in. sharp.
Now wh. iuwvr th.-y w„„t lo ra i..-
t i l t ’ Wind, th e y lll. lt -I s t ic k n f tlu*
whistle.
H er
P o s t - Gradua
C ou rse
Carbon Illll wuu proud of j
dnlc.
Old timers could
when ehe wna u freckUi
tailed tomboy, running ubo«l
rest of the Ixinsdnle tirood.1
was before Mm. (arberrJ
took the child to the city]
many ynim returned her n j
example of Bclentifl. «.due«
Along with the aBsimlUtji
entitle, education Ileity hgl
freckles and her pigtails J
had been replaced by a ¡J
cream complexion; the ip]
elaborate coiffure that will
of the more simple om*L
had absorbed the simple n f
the district school and th«
rled and Bettled down to i
scholars for the same sch#
Mrs. Curberry-Cmnaton i
dlst whose peculiar bent M
\
vocacy of the higher eda
what she was pleased to !
“ lower classes.” It was
that as the Indian bursssi
few bucks and squaws an
the rest of their tribe, goJ
woman's rights mill niun;]
about through the liberal d
young women from the smd
Cyrus Lonsdale had b«
enough to lend one of htifl
progeny to the experiment!
oration of tho payment o f !
penses, and so Betty h a d !
away a hoyden and retunf
■
lonablo young person.
Martin Htnats scowled i
caught sight of her. In the J
they lmd planned to he mi
they should he grow n up. J
plodded along In his quid
glinting himself as still J
the girl whom he fondly rq
When lie saw the < imngtfl
' ill« s had wrought in yroaiT
self In despair, and yet, J
herent persistence, he bn
subject at the earliest opM
"I s'pose I'll have to be |
ring now,” he said. "I gut
member that you was eng^
before you went away to)
ofT.”
"Have you not foigotta
and girl romance?" she atkfl
elaborate assumption of I
that, to the man at least, i
yearning that lay beneath,I
her education nnd her suJ
ish, Betty wns still n torn)
z3 L
f . V
f&
V
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TEN
Wo cull atti i
Wot kino Sim.
Nyssa
nnd even now she longed
these long, delightful ram:
dpl<1 an<1 wood that she
used to tako together.
“ I can’t forget,” said
ply. "I was hoping thtt^
bered, too."
“ I do remember," eoM
“ but I also remember
You must realize that thli
wns given me that I min
In the community. It worn
to my benefnetress to leq
mnrrled life nnd sink myt
benenth yours."
"What's the use of knot
the moon and sun are
who lives In Africa. If youlj
an old maid?” scoffed Marti
Ruth and Theresa and
all mnrrled, and married i
they learned how to be
keepers. Your ma’s a it
nml shp ,n"Rht the °,|1K
J’e,,pr to know how to
* " ad ,han. * now
..That.B where
ml!
Bettyi qul(,kIy ..Even „
education makes me bett
meet the problems of life
Instance, the chemistrjoi
Ing. the relative nutittU
,he various meats and vet
®<’lpnce of housekeeping
most Interesting stmUe*!
berry-Cranston has pin
pressed upon me the
communicating to other* 1
tant facts."
What Martin said aboi
berry-Cranston and heri
require repetition her*.
But If Betty found lew*
factory substitute for lo«|
show It in her manner
8nI*de<l h °r with the awetj
ditlon deserved, but
that beneath the awe
tured contempt for DID' I
ories.
Martin she *»*
after that first meeting,
Then rame a simmoni
er from one of the 10
and ,,e**y was left '<>^
j
1 I
a " ppk- Her father
[A. V I'CMiK
Hoi
All
Located o
This is the
Cut Gl
NYS
Nyssa
*rip and
, He I
hou, pk„ plnK dW not »
hpr in hpr rooking
TW
comfort of knowing th*
breadmaklng «hen ihe
sodden and uneatable
edge of food values M l
to transform the most W
Into the most appei:zli®|
end of the week sh< w'tl|
peptlr and utterly «oral
Martin found her **
nnd took her
strong arms to com for* I
"Mother thought p<
to come over to supp«r J
sake,” he said when *
had subsided. "She
wa* as 60 $ as tbt* 11
dpar- ,hat
pprl]al,' I j L
S i ’S
ol
. ..-J
* railp(l rl ! ’I f b *
*‘ |f you are willing
Wonder how Hank Fields this ?hat * n ^ H w o t l S
morning? Like he needs n Sexton, ence Is not of murh
most likely.
post graduate course
V
1
L timbe
Cause and
win appi
must not
speaktn
little, fo
An Inaim
hies— I say, c
of my book 1
lies—Well. I t
ate your gem