Tillamook headlight., June 10, 1909, Image 4

T1LLAMÖOK HEADLIGHT, JUNE 10, 1909
n Him
fop* Thought Best When In Bed—Via­
tor Hugo Wrote Standing.
i one* called to ae«
Alexander Pope, who was tbe literary
‘ bU office* and ex- pontiff of bls time, thought best when
>n of bl* vUit that In bed. Whenever a thought came to
n who drove him to him be would* jot It down on a scrap
set «all for Canada of paper. His servant often found
bedclothes and floor covered with white
was interested In bits containing aphorisms which have
bls youth and Ra­ now become hackneyed quotations.
nt jebu when he
Victor Hugo wrote “Les Miserable«"
i voice to complain standing up, an attitude which Haw­
deprived him of thorne also assumed when be wrote
4s and that be many of his romances.
. vll times.
One leg thrown over the arm of a
.thed tbe old fel chair or silting on the arm of bls sec­
fllttle money,
I
retary's chair were Napoleon's favor­
nje, tbe old man
ite positions while dictating to’ Bour-
ibeona and this
"th bls grandsons rleune. a position which be varied now
1 fever and, as and then by patting that scribe on tbe
.elped blm be- head or pulling his ears.
Sir Walter Scott could while reclin­ I
.id again. After
“"tout »cotland ing on a lounge dictate to two amanu­
■omforted the enses, who frequently had to stop writ­
ing, so funny tbe dictated passages
ney.
n official wbo seemed to them.
Balzac, in a monk’s robe, frequently
zersatlon said:
•»t give that man wrote from midnight till noon, taking
bcona. AV hen drafts of strong coffee when drowsi­
me of bis two ness attacked him and thus shorten­
Now be says ing his life by many years, no doubt.
William Morris made one of his fa­
uold fever.”
auch. Mr. Jones,” mous translations from the Greek
■mlMloner, with a while riding on tbe steam cars. Walt
'“it do you know Whitman and Horace Traubel. original
Canada I had In all things, were most original In the
tbe ship, but position they took w hile thinking. They
things myself were wont, so Mr. Traubel says, to
London Tit- climb upon a pile of lumber and lie
down upon their backs. In that way
each found out what the other's best I
thoughts were.—Boston Globe.
GNAl.
'nt While Measur-
mer.
ow the tailors
an for a suit of
etters occaslonal-
7' SHked a down-
.ly of a friend.
•*en measured for
1 ' / I lor always said
united voice as he
tor the length of my
wondered wliat this
' t and on one oecn-
as to nsk. but was
ca*m I way, which
| that the tailor did
,now tbe meaning of
I,.
•w what these let-
day not long ago,
ross the solution
was waiting to
«en while a strap-
C<>n the rack. As
agrrth of the trou
said. '33. 8. It I..'
•k the reply from the
- bowlcggcd too.'
tailors have been
lg 'slightly bow­
fever enught on
lly told the an­
al way."—Phlla-
k*l They are
nnd the dead
the spiritual life
are true levelers.
10 will faithfully
•v, the spiritual
1 nd greatest of
bow |Mx>r I am,
1 tbe prosperous of
not enter my oh-
tbe secred writers
" tbelr abode tin-
will cross my
ne of paradise,
■•en to me tbe
.• and the work­
heart. nnd Frank
•fib Ills practical
•. pine for want of
blonshlp. nnd I may
Ml man, though ex-
th called the best so-
_vhere I live.—Wil-
nnlng.
■ Poor Writing.
Wellington, through
dly written letter,
• blunder. Thia letter
‘J. London, a botan-
Jtot* to the duke re-
A'eg* of seeing hl*
The duke inlxrend
I* t of C. J. Blooin-
n. and wrote In
• l| always be glad
dsaye. and my
. a* many pair*
'u may choose to
you want to see
* beyond me."—Ex-
1
.ns.
mow a lot about
_ said the scoffer.
Iie who Caln's wife
t
I'lned tbe old dea­
ds m's daughter In
‘w Press.
I
t
t
a
Ite that article
notes"- Lou Urlile
' I Hava Den*.
¿0 tell you, sir, that
laeome the father of
I* two too much I—
tt
(looking ov*r bill of far*)
* do you ord*r hog »nd
cl*** raat'rant? City
unci*. — Chicago
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THE NUMBER THIRTEEN.
HOW AUTHORS WROTE
WANTED NO LAWYER.
It Wa* a Simple Matter to Satisfy the
Accused.
"Jed Blake to the bar,” ordered the
judge In a rural Alabama court.
A big. hulking negro ambled up to be
arraigned for murder.
“Jed,” began the Judge, “you are
charged with the gravest crime known
to the law, that of taking the life of a
fellow man. tine of the forms of pun­
ishment for murder Is death. Have
you made any arrange men ts for your
defense In this case. Jed?"
“No, suh. Jcdge. I ain' done nuthln'.”
“Have you a lawyer, Jed?"
“No, suh. Jedge. I aln' got no law
yer. I aln’ got nutbin', Jedge."
"Well, Jed." said the Judge, showing
a little Impatience, "have you talked to
anybody about this case?"
“I talked to de sheriff some dat night
when he come nfter me. jedge. but you
kuows dat didn't do no good.”
"For your Information, Jed. 1 will
state Hint It Is within the province of
this court to appoint counsel to any
defendant wbo has none. I am now
ready to appoint you a lawyer. Do
you want one?"
"No, Jedge. I don't want nuthln’,'
replied Jed rather dolefully.
"See here,” snapped the Judge, “1
won't have any more of this foolish
ness. You say you don't want any
lawyer. Well, then, what do you III
tend to do about this case?"
“Well, I tells you, Jedge. I a In'
'tendin' to do nuthln'. Ef It's Jes’ de
same Io you. Jedge. as far as I's con­
cerned I's willin’ to let do whole mat
ter drap right here."-Everybody's.
Tim* Wa* Whin It Used to Be Con­
sidered Lucky.
Abstract science has done much in
brushing away the cobwebs of popular
superstition, and abstract science es­
tablishes the fact that thirteen In an­
cient times had quite a different mean­
ing from the thirteen of today. Ori­
ental people found in thirteen some­
thing divine and hence something
good. Thus it Is In the folklore of the
Persians, the Indians and Hindoos.
Old Testament Jews were of the
same opinion, as Biblical students well
know. Thirteen cities were especially
dedicated to the priestly tribe; thirteen
high priests descended from Aaron;
thirteen kings sat in the high council
of the ancients; on the 13th day of the
month Nisan tbe preparations for
Passover began, and tbe holy incense
consisted of thirteen different odors.
It Is well known that all tbe nations
of the old world were In more or less
Intellectual rapport. Tbe ideas of one
tribe descended to the other. But it Is
certainly Interesting to learn that the
figure 13 had Its sacred and divine
meaning also in America of yore
among the long since extinct tribes of
the Incas and the Aztecs. The inhab­
itants of Peru counted seven days
without any particular name In tbe
week. Tbelr year bad seven times
fifty-two days, or four times thirteen
weeks. The father was compelled to
support bls illegitimate child to. the
thirteenth year. Tbe Aztecs had weeks
of thirteen days, each with a special
name. Their century had fifty-two
years, or four times thirteen. Tbelr
public archives were of circular form,
with a sun In the center of each of the
thirteen parts, and thirteen were tbelr
tribes.
THE HUMAN HAND.
It* Relation to th* True Educr.lion of
th* Young.
No animal or bird enn endure tbe ex­
tremes of climate like man or Is at
borne In so many different parts of the
world. A dog. It Is true, will follow
man anywhere, but only when food
anil shelter are provided. Nor can any
other creature subsist on such a varie­
ty of food as man can digest. He flour­
ishes on roots, herbs, grubs. Insects,
fruits or fish, on which flesh eating an­
imats would starve, or he is equally
pleased with animal and bird flesh on
which herbivorous animals would
sta rve. He can pick nuts with the
monkey, catch flsli with the otter, dig
roots with the wild pig. eat ants' eggs
with the ant eater and grasshoppers
with the snake.
And all this is due to man's hand.
Because bls hand could grasp a stone
or a club man rose on his hind legs
and walked and talked, His band Is
the most wonderful of all tools. It
twists like a monkey wrench, bangs
on like a grappling hook, cracks like a
nutcracker, picks like tweezers, tears
like forceps, grubs like a gopher.
This brings us to the first great les­
son of health and common sense. Man
owes all to his hand. Train the child's
hand, then answer the questions that
the brain, which the band builds, will
ask, and you have true education—edu­
cation at its best. Give children every
kind of band work that their play In­
stincts call for—and their play In­
stincts are the deepest and most use­
ful In their nature—and then brain de­
Woman and th* Jawish Talmud.
velopment will follow as naturally as
Tbe Jewish Talmud has these sen the night follows day.—San Francisco
fences about women: "A good wife is Chronicle.
heaven's noblest gift. A housewife
never allows herself to be disturbed
It Get* the Criminal*.
from her work. Even while convers­
According to the Chinese method of
ing she Is busily spinning. An old, ex­ criminal prosecution, a man la respon­
perienced woman In a household Is an sible for the crime he may have com­
ornament to It liae a pearl. He who mitted personally, but If he chooses to
Ilves In an unmarried state know* no escajie justice by running away from
joys, none of the blessings of borne, the place where the deed was commit­
and Is without support Tbe man who ted then the remaining members of bls
stands at the deathbed of Ills wife
Immediate family are held and pun­
feels like those who saw the temple ished In lieu of the real culprit. This
of Jerusalem reduced to ashes, for the
may seem a strange way of attracting
wife Is the temple In which each man
the real criminal back to the scene of
finds repose and quiet, where he rest*
his crime, but it appeals to the reli­
after the Inbors of the day nnd where gious side of the man’s superstitious
he can give expression to Illa feeling*.
nature. According to their religion, the
Joyful and mournful, God has given
man who forsakes his parents when In
to woman more ability of judging cor­
peril will find bls soul sailing around
rectly than man."
through hades without chart or com­
pass for all eternity. In view of this,
A New V*r*ion of It.
Robert. the smnll son of Mr. Brant, compliance with the law I* very prompt,
has lately acquired a stepmother. Hop­ for John Chinaman does not care to
ing to win Ills affection, this new par­ take the desperate chance.
ent has been very lenient with him.
H* Explains.
while Ills father, feeling hl* responsi­
"Why Is It, professor.” asked the
bility, has been unusually strict. The
boy* of the neighborhood, who bad young man with the bad eye, "that
taken pains to warn Robert of the ter­ when Christopher Columbus discov­
rible character of stepmothers In gen ered thia country he didn't settle down
eral, recently waited on him In a body, and stay here?"
"Doubtless you are aware, my young
and the following conversation was
friend," answered the professor, "that
overheard:
“Flow do you like your stepmother. the Spanish form of bis name was
Crtetoval Colon?"
Bob?"
"Yes. sir."
“Like herl Why. feller*. 1 just love
"Well, a colon doe* not mean a full
her. All 1 wish Is I bad a stepfather
stop. We will return now, young gen­
too."—Woman'* Home Companion.
tlemen, to tbe consideration of th* Ma­
son."—Exchange.
Letting Him Down Easy.
A young man of very limited means
Mak* Friande.
after the marriage ceremony present­
There 1* nothing *o healthy a* plenty
ed to tbe mlulster 2T cents, all spread
out on the palm of his right hand. of human nature about one. young, old
"This Is *11 I’ve got. parson," be said. I ■nd middle aged. When we stay at
Seeing a disappointed look In the min > home too much or associate entirely
Ister'a face, he added, "If we have any : with a very limited circle we lose the
children we w111 send them to your. proper sense of perspective. The few
Individual* whom we like assume giant
Sunday *chool."-Succeo* Magazine.
proportion« In our thought* and the
rest of the world recede*.
Artificiality Natural.
"Don't you men really know that
Persona Grat*.
women are very largely artificial?”
The Old Bulldog—They're going to
"Why. yea."
chain ua up on Sunday night* now. The
"Ami what do you think of ItY’
"That If* natural, of cour*».’’—Cleve­ Young Bulldog—How'» that, governor?
Th* Old Bulldog—The new faller tbat'a
land Plain Dealer.
•tatted calling on Miss Mamie baa got
money.—Cincinnati Enquirer.
R**ult of R**hn***.
“Out of • job, «re you?" asked th*
Let Fortun* com* under what tur
first girl. ""Boa* catch you flirting?"
"No; I caught th* boa*. 8ay. what fard fora ab* may, th*y bug bar tn
•ort of a wadding dr*** do you think tbalr arma and awaar aha U a baanty.
I* real *wbUF-Philadelphia I-*dg*r
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Complete set of Abstract Books
Taxes paid for non-
in office.
Residents.
Office opposite Post Office.
Both phones.
H. COOPER,
A ttor n e y - at - L aw ,
T illamook ,
C arl
O regon .
haberlach ,
attorney - at - law ,
RAY FEED CO
Jlcntochcr ¿tbviUtnt,
Office across the street and north from
the Post Office.
H. GOYNE,
AJA
A ttorney - at L aw .
Fast Twin screw steam ship
Office : Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon .
“ARGO”
W. SEVERANCE,
Sails Weekly from Tillamook to
Portland & Astoria.
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
Sails from Portland to Tillamook
every Tuesday, Oak st. Dock.
Bay
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Sails from Tillamook to Portland every Friday.
Points
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QUICK PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
TILLAMuOK.J
For rate« and further information, apply to agents as follows :
I). L. SI1R0DE, Tillamook, Ore.
F. O. BOZARTH, Bay City, Ore.
CALLENDER NAVIGATION CO, Astoria, Ore.
OPEN RIVER TRANSPORTATION CO, Oik st. Dock, Portland, Or
Telephone Main 2960.
Office at FRANKLIN & CO., 131 Front st.. Portland, Ore.
Office* OUon Building.
Residence : Mrs. Weiss’ house, west of
Mrs. Walker's.
J-^R.
I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd & Co.,
Tillamook, Ore.
PURITY
above
everything
yy
distinguished
hawk ,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
WEINHARD’S BEER
From the
c-
BAY CITY, OREGON.
Common
R. BEALS,
Used on the family table it turns a dry lunch
into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home
cheerful, keep the men at home and offers
effective aid to real temperance.
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent ,
Orders should be Sent to the
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon
Agents for the H. Weinhard Brewery, Manufacturers of the
Tillamook Rock Bra»d Carbonated Beverages*
Agents for the Bartlett Spring Mineral water.
Tillamook, Oregon.
J2) r - p -
J- SHARP,
RESIDENT
DENTIST,
Office across the street from the
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
SARCHET,
. The Fashionable Tailor.
The Best Hotel
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair«
ing a Specialty.
J. P. ALtLiEN, Proprietor.
Store in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
Headquarters for Travelling Men
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation.
J^OBERT A. MILLER,
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
Laud Titles, Land Office Busi*
ness and Mining Law.
PORTLAND,
OREGON,
Room, 306 Commerciul Building.
Yon Use Them.
We Sell Them. P lowing
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a
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
& cowinc
lawyers .
RO°TH?i,n
~
B'll-DIMG,
IHI*n akd O ak S treets .
Room Next to the U S Land o«ce.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
r
KILL thi couch
and CURE thk LUNC8
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Tillamook Iron Works
I
S pecialty .
General Machinists & Blacksmiths.
Boiler Work, Loxcer’s Work and Heavy Forging.
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
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