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FLANEUR. Editorial Snap Shots. democratic convention and gave Eryan the nomination, and on account of that Be ■ booster ! Tillamook needs a lot o( the Eaetern Statea and the mnuufHctur- them just now, especiallyTillamook City, ing centers will vote for Tait, because he if at * is known to be conservative and will We have always I wen under the im protect the interests of the employer as presuion that a r< d flag was the national well as that of the employee. The slogan colors of Morocco. and battle cry of the democratic party is * * * "The man above the dollar''—not Brv Unless work is commenced soon on the an’s 16 to 1 cartwheel dollar, but. we railroad it is nut likely that they will do suppose, it means the republican gold so after the wet season sets in. dollar, which brought prosperity to the * * • It appears to us that a large ou uber of country. As Bryan has become the idol men who meet an automoble when they and chief boss of the democratic party, are driving are more scared them then even absorbing all the lesser bosses, in cluding Tammany of New York, Boss horses. « a * Murphy, Boss Sullivan, ot al, he made We suppose that it Bryan should get himself master of the situation The bat elected every democrat in the country tie ground is to be the Middle States, for around will want to step iuto the Fuat it is generally conceded already that the master's shoes. Eastern and Western States will be for * w * Taft, and the South for Bryan. Everybody turn in and be an electric AM* road booster. The United Railways We want to say a word of commenda Company and the Oregon Electric Com tion for the automobile line between this pany are headed this way. city and Hillsboro. The snap shot man * * a It would tie a good idea to pul the . had a delightful trip in on Saturdnv in roller lu work right awgy on some of the , Rollie W Watson's automobile, whois gravel roads which have been cut up , an expert and careful chef It is the niosi with heavy hauling MU as tu level the . pleasant, quickest and comfortable wa< of getting in and out ol Tillamook, and ruts do«n. « » * it would he much more so if some ol the Tillamook cuunty IlHS now a rock planked road between this city and Bea- crusher, roller and engine. It is sale ‘ ver had not been cut up with heavy now to say that the county is going to ' teaming We want to congratulate get some good roads, for it requires these Rollie W. Watson on his enterprise and things to make good roads. we hope he will make a financial su cess * * ♦ of it. Take a trip with him. And we The people of Tillamook County are also hope that the main roads in Tilla still patiently waiting for the Pacific mook county will be put in such condi Railway & Navigation Company to tion that those who own automobiles commence work. Patience is a virtue can come here without fear h getting with Tillamookers, anyway. stuck or breaking down. A little boost v « a ing along that line will do u great deal The snap shot man returned to bis of good, for automobiles are come to sanctum, after imbibing a lot of hot stay, and we would like to seek Tilla weather fqptwo weeks while outside, mook county have as good roads as glad to get hack to Tillamook, where it other counties. is coo), refreshing and pleasant at this * * season of the year. Truly, Tillamook is The London and Liverpool and Globe a great and wonderful county when com. Insurance Company is not acting right pared with other sections of Oregon. in refusing to settle with the Tillamook W « a Lumbering Company for the loss it sus Keep a stiff, upper lip, for Tillamook tained last fall when the saw* mill was County will come out on top some day. destroyed by fire, and by doing so it will The railway situation does not look as soon loose its reputation as a good ineur bright as we would like to see it, and it a nee company, for it is a just claim that may be several years liefore the snort of should have been settled long ago It is the iron horse is heurd, and things will surprising that the fire insurance com remain in statu quo until then. Butin pany should refuse to adjust this loss, the mean time keep a stiff, upper lip and and it is an injustice to the Tillamook be a Tillamook booster. Lumbering Company to be forced to * M * take the matter into the circuit court We hope that Master Fish Warden H and then into the United States court, <?t McAllister will "made good." for it which looks like taking a mean advant appears tous that salmon hatchery pro age of the lumbering company after it crastination in Tillamook is on a par was burned out and preventing it from with railroad procrastination. Other rebuilding and starting up again, it is master fish wardens have come to Tills no wonder that people are getting bus mook and received a lot of newspa|>er picious of the London and Liverpool unri notoriety and made numerous promises, Globe Insurance Company when it re which, no doubt, they did in other parts laxes to pay just claims and force those where they visited. who may sustain loss to bring suit to « * * recover in the courts. This is wiong For civic pride and energetic boosters, mid unjust of this or any other fire in and a live, clean, progressive business surance company, and it is no surprise city, Eugene takes the cake, for the to us to hear that this company will State university city has set such a last loose considerable insurance if this claim pace in public and private improvements is not adjusted soon, for what is the list that it lias outdistanced all cities up the Willamette Valley for pnsh and enter of people pavmg out money to insure prise. Il took uniled effort to briug this their property if the fire insurance com panics repudiate their losses ? The Tilla about, and we want to congratulated mook Lumbering Company appears to Eugene for the success which attended be a victim of that kind of business, and its efforts in making it a live, up to date the people who have taken out tire city with a bright future. insuianee are taking notice and wonder M st W We understand that a movement is on ing if they should meet with a similar way in Yamhill county to improve the loss whether thev would have tocoulend road through the Grand Rounde reserva with the same unjust treatment. * * » tion. It would be very commendable on We want to say this about the main the part of the county officials in Yam hill il they would do tills, for it would road coming into this county from the soou open up aud make that section as south. Some parts of it is nicely built productive as other parts of that progres and correctly drained, and is a pleasure sive county. And with the road in this to drive over, especially the road in the Hi county which adjoins it put into good neighborhood of E. E. Cross' place would like to see the entire road, from shape also for winter and summer tra. vel, it would help to develop that sec Dolph to Tillamook Citv, built and kept up in the same spleudid condition. It ■« tion of tnis county. a fine bit of road and commendable to • « * We are going to ask the county court the county and those who built it. But to do a small bit ol road improvement when one strikes some parte ol the old which will only cost a small amount, planked road this side of Beaver, it is hut will tie money well spent and for a altogetlier different. The heavy hauling good purpose. Teams have to travel up from the saw mill is putting the road in or down Alder creek, over rocks, the bad shape, making it hard on teamsand road being in the creek for quite a little vehicles, and that being the case, a good distance. This can be avoided by entting dirt road at this season of the year is a road a few lent on the east side of the prelerrable to a bad planked road. We creek, which two or three men could do understand, however, it is the intention in a few days. As it is in Commissioner of the oouuty court to put the rock Bodyfrh'send of the county, we are sure crusher to work on this part of the road, hr wall agree with us that it would be a which, we are sure, will be greutly ap. much needed improvement at little ex prec-mted by those who have to travel pense to carry out. probably somewhere thia load. The planked roads were an about $25. improvement—and an expensive experi M • • ment—over the chock holes,but it is con- Everyhodv sh> ul<l pull for the Improve ceded now by most everybody who have meat and straightening out of Hoquar- given the matter aoy study that the ton slough This must be done the next county court is taking the right course lew year«, for Tillamook City will lie 111 making foundations for roads handicapiwd a« a manufacturing center with crushed rock. It will take time to until Un« improvement is made and deep I do this, and as it is improvements that water Mcpwii so that any vessel able to must be taken in hand soon, we hope to cross I hr Tillamook bar can reach this see considerable of the planks turnout city. This cannot lie brought about before next Winter. By all means have withoul an effort and will need money as a good road between Dolph aad Tilla veil with a number ol boosters on 4he . mook City, even if it due« cqst quite a Port ol Tillamook Commission to take ; large amount of money to put it in good hold with a vim and lietermination until >hape, for the development of tlie cuunty it is completed It is not necessary for demands it. us to again point out the lienefit it will be to Tillamook City, for that is readily It Can't Be Beat. The best of all teacher« la experience admitted by all who have given the mat ter any consideration. The thing to do C. M. Harden, ot Silver City, North Carolina, says : •' I And Electric Bi.ters is to make a start as soon ns possible so doeo all that'« claimed for H. For Rtoot. as to have it completed as sooa as the ach. Liver and Kidney troubles it can't be beat. I have tried it and find it a railroad ia built o><«4 excellent tuedwane." Mr. Harden * • ■ W J. Bryan has again received the bright; H's the best of all medkiuea nomination oa the democratic ticket foe also for weakueaa. lams back, and all run down conditions. Best too for chills President of the United States. It was snd malaria. Sold under guarantee at lbs radical element which swayed the Chas. I. Clough « drug store. Aik. I CHECKING A BUNDLE. The Way th. ^r.d ’a''*d H""' No. 56,331, owned by the Nehuleui Horse Co., w ill be at the ranch of J. H. Hick s, 4 miles north of lillamook ««If Labor and Trouble. One day a man went Into a very bi* Store. He bad a heavy package with City. 11 *Not In the scuse you mean, smarties, Do You Open Your Mouth l.lktt a young bird and gulp down what* ever lood or medicine may b<- offered you ? Or. do you want to know something of the composition and character of that which you take Into your stomach whether food or medicine? Most intelligent and sensible people now-a-days insist on knowing what they employ whether food jr as medicine. Ur. Pierce believes they have a perfect right to insist upon such knowledge. So h» cast and on each bottle- publishes. ines are made of ThisJie feds a ord to do because the more h»can w 's of which h*9 -- medicines iKe_I-Dgfgdi£ntS_Qi — adware"studi«'*d and understootT the gv-re w¡1 Lttieir superfoFcurafii^virlueY but In the real sense. . r(h.r He had b. SO •«<> blocks f“r,tb" down the street and didn't wan to -any the package. So be decided that l,e would have It in the check room. He asked a floorwalker whe looked like a United States senator, but who was a perfect gentleman, where the , he. k room was. The floorwalker said; ‘ • T h reea lslesoverdownstairsandover on the Wabasha ide." He went there, wherever that was. and found he had made a mistake He knew It was himself who had made the mistake, for as nice a man as a floorwalker with a Prince Albert on couldn't have made a mistake. Finally after he had lugged his bun lie thlrty-two blocks buutiug the Tor the cur? of woman’s peculiar weak he, k room, h id found the check room nesses, irregularities and derangements, and deposited his bundle he walked giving rise to frequent headaches, back ache. dragging-down pain or distress in ills two blocks to the other place and lo ver abdominal or pelvic region, accom was through for the day panied, oiltimes, vyith a debilitating, Tbeu he soliloquized: pelvic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp “How should 1 ever have got toms of weakness. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite through or stood the wear and tear of Prescription Is a most efficient remedy that long two blocks carrying that it is equally effective in curing painful It hadn't been for the periods, in giving strength to nursing bundle? If 1. -------------- mothers and in preparing the system of check room system, what could 1 have the expectant mother for baby’s coming, done?”—Chicago News. thus rendering childbirth safe and com paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre- icripti >n * I n a most potent, strengthening TIPS IN ENGLAND. tonic to the general system and to the organs distinctly feminine In particular It is also a soothing and invigorating Lord Russell's Fee to the Headsman nervine and cures nervous exhaustion, Who Executed Him. nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria, I Russell, discoursing on Mr. George _____ spasms, chorea or St. Vitus's dance, aud other distressing nervous symptoms aV tips In the Manchester Guardian, after teudant upon functional and organic dis the manner of his "Collections and eases of the distinctly feminine organs. A host of medical authorities of all the Recollections." treats the subject his several schools of practice, recommend torically under its various names of each of the several ingredients of which fees, vales (or veils), honorarium (as "Favorite Prescription” is made for the Disraeli preferred to call it) and cure of the diseases for which It isclaimed to be a cure You may read what they pouches. say for yourself by sending a postal card Ancient usage has a peculiarly con- request for a free booklet of extracts secrating effect In the matter of tips from the leading authorities, to Dr. K. V. Pierce, Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical In and fees, Ilorace Walpole records the stitute. Buffalo. N. Y.,and it will come ic astonishment of George I. when told jou by return post. * that be must give guineas to the serv ant of the ranger of his park for bringing him a brace of carp out of his IHE WORLDS CREATESI SEW inu miu own pond. LIGHT RUNNING Apparently everybody lu England is at some time or other Justified In de manding a fee unless it be the mon arch. When Taft became archbishop of Canterbury and met the queen he breathed a sigh of relief on at last en countering a person to whom he bad not to pay something. According to Bishop Burnet, a man used to have to give a tip in order to tie decapitated. He tells the story of Lord Russell when under sentence of death for high treason asking what 11'1 ought to give the executioner. "1 told him 10 guiueas. He said, with a smile, It was a pretty thing to give a fee to have his head cut off.” Ifyon want either a Vibrating Shuttle. Rotary Shuttle or a Single Thread I Chain Stitch] Sewing Machine write to THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE COMPANY Orange, Mass. Many sewing machines are made to sell regardless of quality, but the New Home is made to wear. Out guaranty never runs out. Bold by authorised dealers only. FOB «ALB BV E. T, HALTON, Agent. For Number Two. “George, dear, what kind of a wom an would you marry If you married again?" asked the amiable wife. “Well, if I married again"— began the brutal husband. "Then you acknowledge that you would marry again?" "I'm not saying one way or the oth er. but"— “But you don’t give me a definite answer, and that proves"— "That doesn't prove anything, be cause”— “It does too! So what kind of a woman would you marry if you mar ried again?" “1 wouldn't marry again. I could not.” “Of course you have to say that.” “Of course I do, because I was about to say that If I married again It would be the kind of a woman who would uot ask me wbat kind of a wo man 1 would marry if I married again."—Judge. NOTICK FOR PUBLICATION. Department of the Interior. United State» Land Office, Portland, Ore., July nth, 190«. Notice is hereby giyen ihat LEWIS E. MOKTON, of Tillamook, Oregon, whoonjuly iith, 190R, m de timbei application, No. 074 for the Nw^of the Se of section It, township 1 range 10 west. Willamette Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make final timber proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before W H. Cooper, U.S. Commis sioner. in Tillamook City. I illam x»k Countv Oregon, on the 24th day of September, Claimant names as witnesses Singing Pigeon«. J ••. Bewley, of Tillamook. Oregon; Jonas The queer Chinese change pigeons Olso . of Tillamook. Oregon . A. B Allison, of Tillamook. Oregon; Geo. P »Silt, of Tilla Into song birds by fastening whistles mook, Oregon.* to their breasts. The wind of their A Uta know S. D rrsskr . Register. Best the World Affords. "Il gives me unbounded pleasure to recommend Buck lens Arnica Salve." says J. W Jenkins, of Chapel Hill, N. 0. " I am convinced it's the beat salve the World affords. It cured a felon on my thumb, aud it never fails to heal every sore, burn or wound to which it is applied. 25c. at Chas. I. t. lough's drug store. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to he incurable Tor a great many years doctors prono meed it a local disease, and p<escribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable sfleuce has proven csUrrh to be a . onslitn tional disease, aud therefore requires constitu- tional treatment. Hall a Catarrh Cure manu factured by K J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Ohio is llie only constitutional cure on the market It is . taken internally In doses from io drops to a teaspo.ii.ful It acts directly m. the Mood and , inucous surfaces of the system Thev offer one hundred dollars for any ease it falls to cure I Send tor circulars and teslniioiilals 1 CHEX6Y A CO Toledo. O i « Sold by Druggists, yyc fake Hall's family Pills for constipation. The Remedy that Does. " Dr. King'« New Discovery i» the 1 remedy that does Che healing others proinise but fail to perform,” «ays Mrs. 1 E R Pierson, of Auburn Centre, Pa.” | It R curing me id thront and lung I Iniul-le of long standing, that other 1 treatments relieved only temporarily New Discovery is doing me mi much good I hat I feel confident its continued , line for a reasonable length of time will , restore me to perfect health." This renowned cough arid cold remedy and ihricit and lung healer is -old .it Clias ' CI oub I i » drug store 50c and $1 Up Trial bottle free. Just Exactly Right I haveuaeri Dr. Kings Nr- late ¡«.e in**» New Pills for several year« and And them put exactly right." aaysMr A A. Felt.m, „f Harrisville, N A New Life nil, rs lleve without the feast disc.mif.wt p^t remedy for constipation, bilioaan«« and malaria, ik- at Chas. I. Clough s drug flight then causes a weird and plaintive music that Is seldom silenced tn the pigeon haunted cities of Pekin and Canton. The ~ ' Belgians, great pigeon fliers. I fasten whistles beneath the wings of valuable racing carriers', claiming that the shrill noise Is a sure protection against hawks and other birds of prey. As a similar pro tection. reeds, emitting an odd wall ing sound, are fixed to the tall feath ers of the dispatch bearing pigeons of the German army. What Hs Was Cooking For. “I do wish. Edward.” said the lady of bls choice, "that you wouldn't stare nt other women so much. It's very rude and Is certainly no compliment to me." “On the contrary, my dear.” replied the resourceful benedict, "I was look ing to see if | could find a prettier face than -ours, and I confess I really cannot. —New York Press. Esting Before Sleep. "Is It sate to est before going to sleep?" nsk.i Sibyl. “Oh. yes. much aster than eating afterward, we should say! It is sc hard to see what you are acting when you are asleep, you know."—p«th Bnder. An Enthusiast. »lL”fWQn Oh' r”' hes q"l,e ,D *n'h« •laxt He goes m for th| ( truest Browne-Yes. If ROn>e one i"m °n • wlld hfii speak of himself afterward as a sP°rtstnan.—Philadelphia Press. Fairies of the Deep ^“7' rii* L1,fle ^«n-wnat fairy story do you want me to tell vnu «oitay ? UttU Ptker-EttJ Herring H «t or Oct»Pust |n Kansas CItj Star. »oota.- A Trying Moment. Professor 1-eopold Bchroetter was called to see the Crown I'rlucx F red erick lu 1S87 before Sir Morrell Mac keuzle b«J n'“1 h‘”' Slin ,{emo' Th? prince evidently suspecting tbe worst, turned to Schroetter after tbe examlna tlon and said. "I request tbe truth as to tnv aUuient." Schroetter hesitated and mode an effort to direct the con versation In another direction, but Frederick Insisted. “I atu a soldier be said, "aud can look death lu tbi eve. 1 ask you now plainly, to the point 1» f»y complaint cancer?' Schroetter could hardly contnln hlruxelf and years after tbe acene wheu he re called It be spoke of It aa tbe most painful lu his life. He conducted th. crown prime to a cbalr and asked him to be seated. Theu be said. "Your im perial highness, you are sufferlug from a serious complaint, and It is possible that It may develop Into carcinoma but that cannot be determined posl tlvely at this mouieut.” Frederick be came deathly pale, but never for a moment lost bls self control and smiled grimly when be thanked the physician tor bls honesty. Cominj to sn Understanding. In the amiable way of villagers the. were discussing the mntrimoulul at fairs of 11 couple who. though recently wed. hsd begun to find the yoke of Hymen a burden. " 'TIs al! along o' these bast.v mar rlages," opined one caustic old gentle man, who bad lieeu much to tbe fore In tbe discussion. "They di I not ua derstand each other. 1 hey d nobbut knowed each other for a matter o’ sev en year." "Well, that seems long enough," said an Interested lady listener. “Long eno'! Bab! Ye're wrong' When a body's coortlu' be canna be too careful. Why. my courtship lasted a matter o' nineteen year!" “You certainly were careful," agreed the lady listener. “And did you find yottr plan successful when you mar rlcd J” “Ye Jump to conclusions,” said the old man Impatiently. "I understood her then, so I dldna marry her!”—St. James' Gazette. London In iyu Tn 1784 M. L. Comb, book entitled "A Pictuit In which, inter alia, he J** highroads thirty or forty ¿2 1 London are tilled with armed? * meu and footpads." Thia pretty true, though the "filled" is somewhat of atM*' tlon. The medical student ou? more years ago seems to ha,.C tlclpated In 1784. for Al. L, (■'**' us that "the brass knocketi which cost from 12 shlhinj,!,? lings, are stolen at night’, 7' forgets to unscrew them," 1 »¡¿J which seems to have gone outs! Ion. M. La Combe In another!»«« book exclaims: “How areyMJ/ Londoners! Your women «,¡5 bold. Imperious and expeusi», j! rupts and beggars, coiners, »7 Informers, robbers and pic^J ntil! abound, The baker mixes alw\! bread. The brewer puts opiua, copper filling In his beer, woman spoils spoils her her min milk within?! with The Blood Red Banner, Royal aud national colors rmu nations and times, but einiv Cnj2 Abel blood red has been the signg, volt. In the earliest revolt history, when the Persians rowag their king 4,000 years «go. they > led by a blood red banner, ml 4» the riots which took place In IW men In the blood red caps ng|u lowed by the mob. A blood Mb waved over Bunker Hill »taj Americans fought for liberty, tg was the emblem of tbe Germu ■ ants In their great uprHhping 1402 and 1525. Blood red wia thg or of the trades uulon flags dorliR middle ages, and It framed ttw» ground of the emblem of the 9» confederacy In 1315. Tbroofl | whole of French and every ottai tlonal history those striking la k own ways for liberty have v«i| blood red cap and balled the Mi banner as their leader. It Is 1 nt fact that never has a moumbthi It as bls color.—London Anawen Naive Lying. A police official of New Yari,dl«i Poor Comfort. Ing tbe case of a pollcemu tn Apropos of the pretensions of those guilty of protecting gambllnj kn who might be counted as In society. said: “The man lied too nalvel; Io fen Mrs. Bloomfield Moore In her book on “Sensible Etiquette" tells tbe follow of bls Innocence. He was like is Ing story: penter employed by a newspaper IM A suobblsb young man aud Ills slstei of mine. My newspaper friend ill after their return home from an even a good deal at home, «nd, lit al Ing party were criticising the company, being next to the nursery, th 4 quite unaware that their sensible old dreu’s noise disturbed blm,iodkl uncle was lying awake In Ills chamber ployed a carpenter to make ttei and could hear every word from where sound proof between tbe two rsi they stood In the corridor. ‘I'll tlx It all right,' said the cxrpal “Why, even the Grinders were there confidently. ‘The best thing to Ad and you know their father was a gro be to line it with shavings.' HtX eer. 1 was never In such a mixed com pleted 111» Job, then he called tkel ury man In. ‘She’s sound proof 1114 pany,” said tbe sister. “And we will never be again If I can now,’ he said. ‘We'll test her.' ski help It," answered the brother. literary man. ‘You stay here.' Il The uncle called out: “Clilldreu. what going Into the nursery, be csMbl do you think your grandfather was? carpenter lu the study, 'Cuiytth He was a bootmaker, and some people me?’ 'No, sir; I can't,’ wastbepb say not a very honest one either. Now reply.”—New York Tribune. go to bed.” Was Entitled to Trouble Cramp Rings. Lord Palmerston and Sir J hf Formerly it was customary for kings who told the story, were walklot * of England on Good Friday to hallow Bond street. A man c«n» W1 certain rings, the wearing of which saluted the statesman. prevented cramp or epilepsy. They “How do you do, Lord Ptlosbb were made from the metal of decayed "Ah. how do? Glad to sot J) coffins and consecrated with an elab How's the old complaint?” orate ceremony, some details of which The stranger's face clouded are still preserved. They were “highly he shook his head. “No better. “Dear me! So sorry! Glad lib recommended by the medical profes sion" about 1557. for Andrew Boorde met you. Goodby.” In bls “Breviary of Health." speaking "Who’s your friend!” “M1 of cramp says. “The kynge's majes James when the stranger tudp* Ite hath a great helpe In this matter "No Idea." In hallowing crampe riuges with “Why, you asked him about ■ out money or petition.” Occasionally complaint" cramp rings played a persuasive part “Pooh, pooh!" replied tbe ot» In diplomacy. Lord Berners, our am concernedly. “The old felta»t bassndor at tlie court of Charles V.. over sixty; bound to bare to*» wrote In 1508 “to my lorde cardinall's the matter with him."— grace" for some "crampe ryngs," with trust to "bestowe them well, by God's Ths Archbishop W* grace.”-Westminster Gazette. Dr. Whately. some time of Dublin, once had an encoa« Persian Burials. a young ald-de-camp. and the I* In Persia two sticks a foot long are emerged victor. At dinner the placed in the eoffin to prop up the asked this singular fl“**1* ( arms of the corpse when It rises from your grace know the dlff* the grave and Is being questioned by tween an archbishop aid the angel Gabriel. After It has satis “Sir. I do not." answered Dr * fied the angel that ft is the body of "One wears the cross on bh ■** a true Mussulman It will receive the other wears It on bls strength to stand alone. A glance from plained the tactless officer- a dog Is necessary to drive away the know the difference b«,’*D t spirit of defilement and for this pur de camp and an ass?” «>**■ . pose a street cur Is brought Into the bishop calmly In return- g room of death and Its eyes led to the grace. I do not." was tbe rep. _ corpse by a tempting bit of bread laid ther do I!” said bls grace.-u on tbe still breast. Mercury._________________ Rsetleesnsss. Greeley's Writing Mere restlessness Is not a matter for During the early p»rt ’ which physicians are often consulted, teenth century the bad wrt it Is on tbe face of ft an unimportant meu became almost a by* malady, but when It exists I11 sufficient poor writing was conside Intensity to form the subject of com people as almost a a»8 plaint and to Induce tbe sufferer to Horace Greeley was seek advice It Is usually found to be er that Ms correspondents tbe superficial indication of a times obliged to guess 11 grave underlying condltion.-HoxpItaL It is related that a re|’ortarj York Tribune who r*celT" Change of Heart. from Greeley dlscharglng^^^ Parson Primrose-Why do you .«.»VI. trim rose-Why do you think ed it as a letter of reco«-»- n-OO r...» _ • was out of place for your father to the editor of another pap* FrPddl^ Brause It was only a few minutes afterward that he Diverging. tTT/TMrln£ ov',r havln« ,0 earee Husband—I'm afraklI-.L7-TM* the turkey.—Philadelphia Inquirer. cross eyed, my dear. ' Why do yon think that- L-abor Saving Devices. This thing of trying to »» not h.v°’5.kn.0W' 88ln' ,ha‘ a man doM come and our expenses he dM 7 1,0 "" mUCh work now •’ time is slowly but sWW be did ten years agor work In.-Chicago News. hoe'/L kD0W ,l- 8ah B by. J., UI . Ptsasant. the* ,t'*M Now- remember, Bridget Cook-Ten” i«1* Comln* for dinner. «Kaln.-ninatrated Bits. troublx rn ’ Caught Hi* . g Mrs. Hoyle-We ^”¿7,1 my husband spends h'* f 1(| Doyle-Where? Mrs Honr— You see. I bad to stay night.—Harper s Weekly- ------------ "^«¡ffiRd That Is every man » he I!vex best-Arlstopb»»*