FLANEUR.
Editorial Snap Shots.
democratic convention and gave Eryan
the nomination, and on account of that
Be ■ booster ! Tillamook needs a lot o( the Eaetern Statea and the mnuufHctur-
them just now, especiallyTillamook City, ing centers will vote for Tait, because he
if at *
is known to be conservative and will
We have always I wen under the im protect the interests of the employer as
presuion that a r< d flag was the national well as that of the employee. The slogan
colors of Morocco.
and battle cry of the democratic party is
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"The man above the dollar''—not Brv
Unless work is commenced soon on the
an’s 16 to 1 cartwheel dollar, but. we
railroad it is nut likely that they will do
suppose, it means the republican gold
so after the wet season sets in.
dollar, which brought prosperity to the
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It appears to us that a large ou uber of country. As Bryan has become the idol
men who meet an automoble when they and chief boss of the democratic party,
are driving are more scared them then even absorbing all the lesser bosses, in
cluding Tammany of New York, Boss
horses.
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Murphy, Boss Sullivan, ot al, he made
We suppose that it Bryan should get himself master of the situation The bat
elected every democrat in the country tie ground is to be the Middle States, for
around will want to step iuto the Fuat it is generally conceded already that the
master's shoes.
Eastern and Western States will be for
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Taft, and the South for Bryan.
Everybody turn in and be an electric
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road booster.
The United Railways
We want to say a word of commenda
Company and the Oregon Electric Com tion for the automobile line between this
pany are headed this way.
city and Hillsboro. The snap shot man
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It would tie a good idea to pul the . had a delightful trip in on Saturdnv in
roller lu work right awgy on some of the , Rollie W Watson's automobile, whois
gravel roads which have been cut up , an expert and careful chef It is the niosi
with heavy hauling MU as tu level the . pleasant, quickest and comfortable wa<
of getting in and out ol Tillamook, and
ruts do«n.
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it would he much more so if some ol the
Tillamook cuunty IlHS now a rock planked road between this city and Bea-
crusher, roller and engine. It is sale ‘ ver had not been cut up with heavy
now to say that the county is going to ' teaming
We want to congratulate
get some good roads, for it requires these Rollie W. Watson on his enterprise and
things to make good roads.
we hope he will make a financial su cess
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of it. Take a trip with him. And we
The people of Tillamook County are also hope that the main roads in Tilla
still patiently waiting for the Pacific mook county will be put in such condi
Railway & Navigation Company to tion that those who own automobiles
commence work. Patience is a virtue can come here without fear h getting
with Tillamookers, anyway.
stuck or breaking down. A little boost
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ing along that line will do u great deal
The snap shot man returned to bis
of good, for automobiles are come to
sanctum, after imbibing a lot of hot
stay, and we would like to seek Tilla
weather fqptwo weeks while outside,
mook county have as good roads as
glad to get hack to Tillamook, where it
other counties.
is coo), refreshing and pleasant at this
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season of the year. Truly, Tillamook is
The London and Liverpool and Globe
a great and wonderful county when com. Insurance Company is not acting right
pared with other sections of Oregon.
in refusing to settle with the Tillamook
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Lumbering Company for the loss it sus
Keep a stiff, upper lip, for Tillamook tained last fall when the saw* mill was
County will come out on top some day. destroyed by fire, and by doing so it will
The railway situation does not look as soon loose its reputation as a good ineur
bright as we would like to see it, and it a nee company, for it is a just claim that
may be several years liefore the snort of should have been settled long ago It is
the iron horse is heurd, and things will surprising that the fire insurance com
remain in statu quo until then. Butin pany should refuse to adjust this loss,
the mean time keep a stiff, upper lip and and it is an injustice to the Tillamook
be a Tillamook booster.
Lumbering Company to be forced to
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take the matter into the circuit court
We hope that Master Fish Warden H
and then into the United States court,
<?t McAllister will "made good." for it
which looks like taking a mean advant
appears tous that salmon hatchery pro
age of the lumbering company after it
crastination in Tillamook is on a par
was burned out and preventing it from
with railroad procrastination. Other
rebuilding and starting up again, it is
master fish wardens have come to Tills
no wonder that people are getting bus
mook and received a lot of newspa|>er
picious of the London and Liverpool unri
notoriety and made numerous promises,
Globe Insurance Company when it re
which, no doubt, they did in other parts
laxes to pay just claims and force those
where they visited.
who may sustain loss to bring suit to
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recover in the courts. This is wiong
For civic pride and energetic boosters,
mid unjust of this or any other fire in
and a live, clean, progressive business
surance company, and it is no surprise
city, Eugene takes the cake, for the
to us to hear that this company will
State university city has set such a last
loose considerable insurance if this claim
pace in public and private improvements
is not adjusted soon, for what is the list
that it lias outdistanced all cities up the
Willamette Valley for pnsh and enter of people pavmg out money to insure
prise. Il took uniled effort to briug this their property if the fire insurance com
panics repudiate their losses ? The Tilla
about, and we want to congratulated
mook Lumbering Company appears to
Eugene for the success which attended
be a victim of that kind of business, and
its efforts in making it a live, up to date
the people who have taken out tire
city with a bright future.
insuianee are taking notice and wonder
M st W
We understand that a movement is on ing if they should meet with a similar
way in Yamhill county to improve the loss whether thev would have tocoulend
road through the Grand Rounde reserva with the same unjust treatment.
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tion. It would be very commendable on
We want to say this about the main
the part of the county officials in Yam
hill il they would do tills, for it would road coming into this county from the
soou open up aud make that section as south. Some parts of it is nicely built
productive as other parts of that progres and correctly drained, and is a pleasure
sive county. And with the road in this to drive over, especially the road in the
Hi
county which adjoins it put into good neighborhood of E. E. Cross' place
would like to see the entire road, from
shape also for winter and summer tra.
vel, it would help to develop that sec Dolph to Tillamook Citv, built and kept
up in the same spleudid condition. It ■«
tion of tnis county.
a fine bit of road and commendable to
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We are going to ask the county court the county and those who built it. But
to do a small bit ol road improvement when one strikes some parte ol the old
which will only cost a small amount, planked road this side of Beaver, it is
hut will tie money well spent and for a altogetlier different. The heavy hauling
good purpose. Teams have to travel up from the saw mill is putting the road in
or down Alder creek, over rocks, the bad shape, making it hard on teamsand
road being in the creek for quite a little vehicles, and that being the case, a good
distance. This can be avoided by entting dirt road at this season of the year is
a road a few lent on the east side of the prelerrable to a bad planked road. We
creek, which two or three men could do understand, however, it is the intention
in a few days. As it is in Commissioner of the oouuty court to put the rock
Bodyfrh'send of the county, we are sure crusher to work on this part of the road,
hr wall agree with us that it would be a which, we are sure, will be greutly ap.
much needed improvement at little ex prec-mted by those who have to travel
pense to carry out. probably somewhere thia load. The planked roads were an
about $25.
improvement—and an expensive experi
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ment—over the chock holes,but it is con-
Everyhodv sh> ul<l pull for the Improve
ceded now by most everybody who have
meat and straightening out of Hoquar-
given the matter aoy study that the
ton slough This must be done the next
county court is taking the right course
lew year«, for Tillamook City will lie
111 making
foundations for roads
handicapiwd a« a manufacturing center
with crushed rock. It will take time to
until Un« improvement is made and deep
I do this, and as it is improvements that
water Mcpwii so that any vessel able to
must be taken in hand soon, we hope to
cross I hr Tillamook bar can reach this
see considerable of the planks turnout
city. This cannot lie brought about
before next Winter. By all means have
withoul an effort and will need money as
a good road between Dolph aad Tilla
veil with a number ol boosters on 4he
. mook City, even if it due« cqst quite a
Port ol Tillamook Commission to take
; large amount of money to put it in good
hold with a vim and lietermination until
>hape, for the development of tlie cuunty
it is completed It is not necessary for
demands it.
us to again point out the lienefit it will
be to Tillamook City, for that is readily
It Can't Be Beat.
The best of all teacher« la experience
admitted by all who have given the mat
ter any consideration. The thing to do C. M. Harden, ot Silver City, North
Carolina, says : •' I And Electric Bi.ters
is to make a start as soon ns possible so doeo all that'« claimed for H. For Rtoot.
as to have it completed as sooa as the ach. Liver and Kidney troubles it can't
be beat. I have tried it and find it a
railroad ia built
o><«4 excellent tuedwane." Mr. Harden
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W J. Bryan has again received the bright; H's the best of all medkiuea
nomination oa the democratic ticket foe also for weakueaa. lams back, and all
run down conditions. Best too for chills
President of the United States. It was snd malaria. Sold under guarantee at
lbs radical element which swayed the Chas. I. Clough « drug store. Aik.
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CHECKING A BUNDLE.
The Way th. ^r.d
’a''*d H""'
No. 56,331, owned by the
Nehuleui Horse Co., w ill be
at the ranch of J. H. Hick s,
4 miles north of lillamook
««If Labor and Trouble.
One day a man went Into a very bi*
Store. He bad a heavy package with
City.
11 *Not In the scuse you mean, smarties,
Do You Open Your Mouth
l.lktt a young bird and gulp down what*
ever lood or medicine may b<- offered you ?
Or. do you want to know something of the
composition and character of that which
you take Into your stomach whether
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
now-a-days insist on knowing what they
employ whether
food jr as medicine.
Ur. Pierce believes they have a perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So h»
cast and on each bottle-
publishes.
ines are made of
ThisJie feds
a
ord
to
do
because
the more
h»can w
's of which h*9 --
medicines
iKe_I-Dgfgdi£ntS_Qi
—
adware"studi«'*d and understootT the
gv-re w¡1 Lttieir superfoFcurafii^virlueY
but In the real sense.
. r(h.r
He had b. SO •«<> blocks f“r,tb"
down the street and didn't wan to
-any the package. So be decided that
l,e would have It in the check room.
He asked a floorwalker whe looked
like a United States senator, but who
was a perfect gentleman, where the
, he. k room was. The floorwalker said;
‘ • T h reea lslesoverdownstairsandover
on the Wabasha ide."
He went there, wherever that was.
and found he had made a mistake
He knew It was himself who had
made the mistake, for as nice a man
as a floorwalker with a Prince Albert
on couldn't have made a mistake.
Finally after he had lugged his bun
lie thlrty-two blocks buutiug the
Tor the cur? of woman’s peculiar weak
he, k room, h id found the check room
nesses, irregularities and derangements, and deposited his bundle he walked
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache. dragging-down pain or distress in ills two blocks to the other place and
lo ver abdominal or pelvic region, accom was through for the day
panied, oiltimes, vyith a debilitating,
Tbeu he soliloquized:
pelvic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp
“How should 1 ever have got
toms of weakness. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite through or stood the wear and tear of
Prescription Is a most efficient remedy that long two blocks carrying that
it is equally effective in curing painful
It hadn't been for the
periods, in giving strength to nursing bundle? If
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mothers and in preparing the system of check room system, what could 1 have
the expectant mother for baby’s coming, done?”—Chicago News.
thus rendering childbirth safe and com
paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre-
icripti >n * I n a most potent, strengthening
TIPS IN ENGLAND.
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine In particular
It is also a soothing and invigorating Lord Russell's Fee to the Headsman
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
Who Executed Him.
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria, I
Russell, discoursing on
Mr. George
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spasms, chorea or St. Vitus's dance, aud
other distressing nervous symptoms aV tips In the Manchester Guardian, after
teudant upon functional and organic dis the manner of his "Collections and
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host of medical authorities of all the Recollections." treats the subject his
several schools of practice, recommend torically under its various names of
each of the several ingredients of which fees, vales (or veils), honorarium (as
"Favorite Prescription” is made for the Disraeli preferred to call it) and
cure of the diseases for which It isclaimed
to be a cure You may read what they pouches.
say for yourself by sending a postal card
Ancient usage has a peculiarly con-
request for a free booklet of extracts secrating effect In the matter of tips
from the leading authorities, to Dr. K. V.
Pierce, Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical In and fees, Ilorace Walpole records the
stitute. Buffalo. N. Y.,and it will come ic astonishment of George I. when told
jou by return post.
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that be must give guineas to the serv
ant of the ranger of his park for
bringing him a brace of carp out of his
IHE WORLDS CREATESI SEW inu miu
own pond.
LIGHT RUNNING
Apparently everybody lu England is
at some time or other Justified In de
manding a fee unless it be the mon
arch. When Taft became archbishop
of Canterbury and met the queen he
breathed a sigh of relief on at last en
countering a person to whom he bad
not to pay something.
According to Bishop Burnet, a man
used to have to give a tip in order to
tie decapitated. He tells the story of
Lord Russell when under sentence of
death for high treason asking what 11'1
ought to give the executioner. "1 told
him 10 guiueas. He said, with a smile,
It was a pretty thing to give a fee to
have his head cut off.”
Ifyon want either a Vibrating Shuttle. Rotary
Shuttle or a Single Thread I Chain Stitch]
Sewing Machine write to
THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE COMPANY
Orange, Mass.
Many sewing machines are made to sell regardless of
quality, but the New Home is made to wear.
Out guaranty never runs out.
Bold by authorised dealers only.
FOB «ALB BV
E. T, HALTON, Agent.
For Number Two.
“George, dear, what kind of a wom
an would you marry If you married
again?" asked the amiable wife.
“Well, if I married again"— began
the brutal husband.
"Then you acknowledge that you
would marry again?"
"I'm not saying one way or the oth
er. but"—
“But you don’t give me a definite
answer, and that proves"—
"That doesn't prove anything, be
cause”—
“It does too! So what kind of a
woman would you marry if you mar
ried again?"
“1 wouldn't marry again. I could
not.”
“Of course you have to say that.”
“Of course I do, because I was
about to say that If I married again
It would be the kind of a woman who
would uot ask me wbat kind of a wo
man 1 would marry if I married
again."—Judge.
NOTICK FOR
PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior.
United State» Land Office, Portland, Ore.,
July nth, 190«.
Notice is hereby giyen ihat LEWIS E.
MOKTON, of Tillamook, Oregon, whoonjuly
iith, 190R, m de timbei application, No. 074 for
the Nw^of the Se
of section It, township 1
range 10 west. Willamette Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make final timber
proof, to establish claim to the land above
described, before W H. Cooper, U.S. Commis
sioner. in Tillamook City. I illam x»k Countv
Oregon, on the 24th day of September,
Claimant names as witnesses
Singing Pigeon«.
J ••. Bewley, of Tillamook. Oregon; Jonas
The queer Chinese change pigeons
Olso . of Tillamook. Oregon . A. B Allison, of
Tillamook. Oregon; Geo. P »Silt, of Tilla Into song birds by fastening whistles
mook, Oregon.*
to their breasts. The wind of their
A Uta know S. D rrsskr . Register.
Best the World Affords.
"Il gives me unbounded pleasure to
recommend Buck lens Arnica Salve."
says J. W Jenkins, of Chapel Hill, N.
0. " I am convinced it's the beat salve
the World affords. It cured a felon on
my thumb, aud it never fails to heal
every sore, burn or wound to which it is
applied. 25c. at Chas. I. t. lough's drug
store.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to
he incurable Tor a great many years doctors
prono meed it a local disease, and p<escribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable
sfleuce has proven csUrrh to be a . onslitn
tional disease, aud therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Hall a Catarrh Cure manu
factured by K J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Ohio is
llie only constitutional cure on the market It
is
. taken internally In doses from io drops to a
teaspo.ii.ful It acts directly m. the Mood and
, inucous surfaces of the system Thev offer one
hundred dollars for any ease it falls to cure
I Send tor circulars and teslniioiilals
1 CHEX6Y A CO Toledo. O
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Sold by Druggists, yyc
fake Hall's family Pills for constipation.
The Remedy that Does.
" Dr. King'« New Discovery i» the
1
remedy
that does Che healing others
proinise
but fail to perform,” «ays Mrs.
1
E R Pierson, of Auburn Centre, Pa.”
|
It R curing me id thront and lung
I Iniul-le of long standing, that other
1
treatments
relieved only temporarily
New Discovery is doing me mi much
good I hat I feel confident its continued
,
line for a reasonable length of time will
,
restore
me to perfect health." This
renowned cough arid cold remedy and
ihricit and lung healer is -old .it Clias
' CI oub I i » drug store
50c and $1 Up
Trial bottle free.
Just Exactly Right
I haveuaeri Dr. Kings
Nr- late
¡«.e
in**» New
Pills for several year« and And them put
exactly right." aaysMr A A. Felt.m, „f
Harrisville, N A
New Life nil, rs
lleve without the feast disc.mif.wt p^t
remedy for constipation, bilioaan«« and
malaria, ik- at Chas. I. Clough s drug
flight then causes a weird and plaintive
music that Is seldom silenced tn the
pigeon haunted cities of Pekin and
Canton. The ~
'
Belgians,
great pigeon
fliers. I fasten whistles beneath the
wings of valuable racing carriers',
claiming that the shrill noise Is a
sure protection against hawks and
other birds of prey. As a similar pro
tection. reeds, emitting an odd wall
ing sound, are fixed to the tall feath
ers of the dispatch bearing pigeons of
the German army.
What Hs Was Cooking For.
“I do wish. Edward.” said the lady
of bls choice, "that you wouldn't stare
nt other women so much. It's very
rude and Is certainly no compliment to
me."
“On the contrary, my dear.” replied
the resourceful benedict, "I was look
ing to see if | could find a prettier
face than -ours, and I confess I really
cannot. —New York Press.
Esting Before Sleep.
"Is It sate to est before going to
sleep?" nsk.i Sibyl.
“Oh. yes. much aster than eating
afterward, we should say! It is sc
hard to see what you are acting when
you are asleep, you know."—p«th
Bnder.
An Enthusiast.
»lL”fWQn Oh' r”' hes q"l,e ,D *n'h«
•laxt He goes m for th|
(
truest
Browne-Yes. If ROn>e one
i"m °n • wlld
hfii speak of himself afterward as a
sP°rtstnan.—Philadelphia Press.
Fairies of the Deep
^“7' rii*
L1,fle ^«n-wnat
fairy story do you want me to tell vnu
«oitay ? UttU Ptker-EttJ
Herring H «t or Oct»Pust |n
Kansas CItj Star.
»oota.-
A Trying Moment.
Professor 1-eopold Bchroetter was
called to see the Crown I'rlucx F red
erick lu 1S87 before Sir Morrell Mac
keuzle b«J n'“1 h‘”' Slin ,{emo' Th?
prince evidently suspecting tbe worst,
turned to Schroetter after tbe examlna
tlon and said. "I request tbe truth as
to tnv aUuient." Schroetter hesitated
and mode an effort to direct the con
versation In another direction, but
Frederick Insisted. “I atu a soldier
be said, "aud can look death lu tbi
eve. 1 ask you now plainly, to the
point
1» f»y complaint cancer?'
Schroetter could hardly contnln hlruxelf
and years after tbe acene wheu he re
called It be spoke of It aa tbe most
painful lu his life. He conducted th.
crown prime to a cbalr and asked him
to be seated. Theu be said. "Your im
perial highness, you are sufferlug from
a serious complaint, and It is possible
that It may develop Into carcinoma
but that cannot be determined posl
tlvely at this mouieut.” Frederick be
came deathly pale, but never for a
moment lost bls self control and smiled
grimly when be thanked the physician
tor bls honesty.
Cominj to sn Understanding.
In the amiable way of villagers the.
were discussing the mntrimoulul at
fairs of 11 couple who. though recently
wed. hsd begun to find the yoke of
Hymen a burden.
" 'TIs al! along o' these bast.v mar
rlages," opined one caustic old gentle
man, who bad lieeu much to tbe fore
In tbe discussion. "They di I not ua
derstand each other. 1 hey d nobbut
knowed each other for a matter o’ sev
en year."
"Well, that seems long enough," said
an Interested lady listener.
“Long eno'!
Bab!
Ye're wrong'
When a body's coortlu' be canna be too
careful. Why. my courtship lasted a
matter o' nineteen year!"
“You certainly were careful," agreed
the lady listener. “And did you find
yottr plan successful when you mar
rlcd J”
“Ye Jump to conclusions,” said the
old man Impatiently. "I understood
her then, so I dldna marry her!”—St.
James' Gazette.
London In iyu
Tn 1784 M. L. Comb,
book entitled "A Pictuit
In which, inter alia, he J**
highroads thirty or forty ¿2 1
London are tilled with armed? *
meu and footpads." Thia
pretty true, though the
"filled" is somewhat of atM*'
tlon. The medical student ou?
more years ago seems to ha,.C
tlclpated In 1784. for Al. L, (■'**'
us that "the brass knocketi
which cost from 12 shlhinj,!,?
lings, are stolen at night’, 7'
forgets to unscrew them," 1 »¡¿J
which seems to have gone outs!
Ion.
M. La Combe In another!»««
book exclaims: “How areyMJ/
Londoners! Your women «,¡5
bold. Imperious and expeusi», j!
rupts and beggars, coiners, »7
Informers, robbers and pic^J
ntil!
abound, The baker mixes alw\!
bread. The brewer puts opiua,
copper filling In his beer,
woman spoils
spoils her
her min
milk within?!
with
The Blood Red Banner,
Royal aud national colors rmu
nations and times, but einiv Cnj2
Abel blood red has been the signg,
volt. In the earliest revolt
history, when the Persians rowag
their king 4,000 years «go. they >
led by a blood red banner, ml 4»
the riots which took place In IW
men In the blood red caps ng|u
lowed by the mob. A blood Mb
waved over Bunker Hill »taj
Americans fought for liberty, tg
was the emblem of tbe Germu ■
ants In their great uprHhping
1402 and 1525. Blood red wia thg
or of the trades uulon flags dorliR
middle ages, and It framed ttw»
ground of the emblem of the 9»
confederacy In 1315. Tbroofl |
whole of French and every ottai
tlonal history those striking la k
own ways for liberty have v«i|
blood red cap and balled the Mi
banner as their leader. It Is 1 nt
fact that never has a moumbthi
It as bls color.—London Anawen
Naive Lying.
A police official of New Yari,dl«i
Poor Comfort.
Ing tbe case of a pollcemu tn
Apropos of the pretensions of those guilty of protecting gambllnj kn
who might be counted as In society. said:
“The man lied too nalvel; Io fen
Mrs. Bloomfield Moore In her book on
“Sensible Etiquette" tells tbe follow of bls Innocence. He was like is
Ing story:
penter employed by a newspaper IM
A suobblsb young man aud Ills slstei of mine. My newspaper friend ill
after their return home from an even a good deal at home, «nd, lit al
Ing party were criticising the company, being next to the nursery, th 4
quite unaware that their sensible old dreu’s noise disturbed blm,iodkl
uncle was lying awake In Ills chamber ployed a carpenter to make ttei
and could hear every word from where sound proof between tbe two rsi
they stood In the corridor.
‘I'll tlx It all right,' said the cxrpal
“Why, even the Grinders were there confidently. ‘The best thing to Ad
and you know their father was a gro be to line it with shavings.' HtX
eer. 1 was never In such a mixed com pleted 111» Job, then he called tkel
ury man In. ‘She’s sound proof 1114
pany,” said tbe sister.
“And we will never be again If I can now,’ he said. ‘We'll test her.' ski
help It," answered the brother.
literary man. ‘You stay here.' Il
The uncle called out: “Clilldreu. what going Into the nursery, be csMbl
do you think your grandfather was? carpenter lu the study, 'Cuiytth
He was a bootmaker, and some people me?’ 'No, sir; I can't,’ wastbepb
say not a very honest one either. Now reply.”—New York Tribune.
go to bed.”
Was Entitled to Trouble
Cramp Rings.
Lord Palmerston and Sir J hf
Formerly it was customary for kings who told the story, were walklot *
of England on Good Friday to hallow Bond street. A man c«n» W1
certain rings, the wearing of which saluted the statesman.
prevented cramp or epilepsy.
They
“How do you do, Lord Ptlosbb
were made from the metal of decayed
"Ah. how do? Glad to sot J)
coffins and consecrated with an elab How's the old complaint?”
orate ceremony, some details of which
The stranger's face clouded
are still preserved. They were “highly he shook his head. “No better.
“Dear me! So sorry! Glad lib
recommended by the medical profes
sion" about 1557. for Andrew Boorde met you. Goodby.”
In bls “Breviary of Health." speaking
"Who’s your friend!” “M1
of cramp says. “The kynge's majes James when the stranger tudp*
Ite hath a great helpe In this matter
"No Idea."
In hallowing crampe riuges with
“Why, you asked him about ■
out money or petition.” Occasionally complaint"
cramp rings played a persuasive part
“Pooh, pooh!" replied tbe ot»
In diplomacy. Lord Berners, our am concernedly. “The old felta»t
bassndor at tlie court of Charles V.. over sixty; bound to bare to*»
wrote In 1508 “to my lorde cardinall's the matter with him."—
grace" for some "crampe ryngs," with
trust to "bestowe them well, by God's
Ths Archbishop W*
grace.”-Westminster Gazette.
Dr. Whately. some time
of Dublin, once had an encoa«
Persian Burials.
a young ald-de-camp. and the I*
In Persia two sticks a foot long are emerged victor. At dinner the
placed in the eoffin to prop up the asked this singular fl“**1* (
arms of the corpse when It rises from your grace know the dlff*
the grave and Is being questioned by tween an archbishop aid
the angel Gabriel. After It has satis “Sir. I do not." answered Dr *
fied the angel that ft is the body of "One wears the cross on bh ■**
a true Mussulman It will receive the other wears It on bls
strength to stand alone. A glance from plained the tactless officer-
a dog Is necessary to drive away the know the difference b«,’*D t
spirit of defilement and for this pur de camp and an ass?” «>**■ .
pose a street cur Is brought Into the bishop calmly In return-
g
room of death and Its eyes led to the grace. I do not." was tbe rep. _
corpse by a tempting bit of bread laid ther do I!” said bls grace.-u
on tbe still breast.
Mercury._________________
Rsetleesnsss.
Greeley's Writing
Mere restlessness Is not a matter for
During the early p»rt ’
which physicians are often consulted, teenth century the bad wrt
it Is on tbe face of ft an unimportant meu became almost a by*
malady, but when It exists I11 sufficient poor writing was conside
Intensity to form the subject of com people as almost a a»8
plaint and to Induce tbe sufferer to
Horace Greeley was
seek advice It Is usually found to be er that Ms correspondents
tbe superficial indication of a
times
obliged to guess 11
grave
underlying condltion.-HoxpItaL
It is related that a re|’ortarj
York Tribune who r*celT"
Change of Heart.
from Greeley dlscharglng^^^
Parson
Primrose-Why
do
you
.«.»VI. trim rose-Why do you think ed it as a letter of reco«-»-
n-OO r...»
_
•
was out of place for your father to the editor of another pap*
FrPddl^ Brause It was
only a few minutes afterward that he
Diverging.
tTT/TMrln£ ov',r havln« ,0 earee
Husband—I'm afraklI-.L7-TM*
the turkey.—Philadelphia Inquirer.
cross eyed, my dear. '
Why do yon think that-
L-abor Saving Devices.
This thing of trying to »»
not h.v°’5.kn.0W' 88ln' ,ha‘ a man doM come and our expenses
he dM 7
1,0 "" mUCh work now •’ time is slowly but sWW
be did ten years agor
work In.-Chicago News.
hoe'/L
kD0W ,l- 8ah B by. J.,
UI .
Ptsasant.
the* ,t'*M Now- remember,
Bridget
Cook-Ten” i«1* Comln* for dinner.
«Kaln.-ninatrated Bits.
troublx
rn
’
Caught Hi*
. g
Mrs. Hoyle-We ^”¿7,1
my husband spends h'* f
1(|
Doyle-Where? Mrs Honr—
You see. I bad to stay
night.—Harper s Weekly-
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