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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 2, 1908 Editorial Snap Shots. Commissioners’ Court. Work in R. D. No. 6 A, Arstell, tram ...................... Chas Ray....................................... Chat Murphy............................. C. D. Ward .............................. A. T. Blackburn........................ Work in R D. No. 3. Nick Nelson.................................. Arthur Hays............................... E. Ginger..................................... H. Olds................................... Interesting Items. . 4.00 The figures given in the public docc- 8 00 9.25 ments confirm the idea that, whatever 4 25 may be the matter with currency supply, 2 50 this is a time of great and general in dustrial prosperity. » * » 21.50 In addition to bis other troubles 1700 17.00 Secretary Cortelyou has been called 8.50 into court. Some of the panic suffer ers are complaining because they failed .50 to get their quota of Panama bouda. The Board of Coonty Commissioners, Those who have made new year reso composed of County Judge H. F, Good . lutions should stick to them. speed and Commissioners Geo. W Body . « « « felt aod H V. Alley, met this (Thursday) . It cost the taxpavers of this couoty between $1,200 and $1,300 to prosecute morning. The first business taken up was the Hembree for murder, and Governor bills which were allowed for the Novem . Chamberlain turned him loose after one ber term, and warrants were ordered to . year in the penitentiary. pay them. These bills were published in ♦ * * There appears to be bright prospects the Headlight a lew weeks since. 8.25 of work on the railroad starting again Register Printing Co.................... Guy Bunn................................... * * a 25 00 Robert Nelson and team......... . 12.00 Roger Ms honey, wood ................. as soon at the weather will permit. It The voters who have come of age since .70 King & Smith, brush ................. is to be hoped that some of the reports Ed Hannenkrat and team.... . 6 00 1900 have witnessed an era of prosper 8.10 Pacific State Tel. & Tele. Co.... are true which are being circulated. 6,00 ity and been a part ol it, Mr. Bryan’s 8.59 McNair & Co., merchandise .... :« » * A. G. Beals and team............... . 14.00 idea that this class will turn his old We hope the Dairy & Commercial As G. B. Lamb, salary ...................... 133.33 J. J. Rupp aud team ................. 4 OO minority into a majority is a strange 50.00 sociation will not think that we handed K. Mills, salary............................ 4.00 [arnea Hunt and team............ delusion. it a lemon this week. That is not our W. D. Bodyfelt, salary ............... 39.00 Albert Olds................................. 4 00 * * * intention. We are In the newtpaper G. B. Lamb, stationery aud book 10.00 A question exists in the Illinois Legifc- Luke Woolfe .............................. . 2.00 business and give it simply as news so as Glass dt Prudhomme, merchan H. Leach..................................... . 15.75 ‘ latiun as to whether a majority vote pas to let people know where they are at. dise .............................................. 72.00 John Erickson........................... . 12 00 sed the primary bill. There can be no * « « C. A. Johnson, salary ................. 50.00 11 50 doubt that tbe people of the state want It is no great surprise to be informed W. W. Wiley, salary and express. 85.68 Edwin Boquest......................... Frank Tone and team............... . 17.50 a sensible primary law by much inoie that Ladd & Tilton’s bank helped to A. W. Severance, stamps............. 5.00 gobble up tbe funds of the defunct Title H. Crenshaw, salary................... 133.33 0. Gulstroru ............................... . 6 00 Chan a two-thirds majority. a * » Guarantee and Trust Company. That is J. C. Holden, salary .................... 50.00 C. A. Svenson .......................... . 14 25 The emigrants returning from this 1 00 wbst was expected. Lut, oh my ! ,What Tillamook Lumbering Co........... 29 29 J. W. McKinley........................ 1 00 country will remark when they get a a big barrel W. M. Ladd is over, with Herald printing ............................ 22.56 Ed Jacoby................................... . 12 50 home job that the pay for a dav s woik A. E Nichols and team ........... the Oregonian laying bare the facts day Capitol City Nursery, trees lor lookalike thirty cents. Most of them . 3 50 W. B. Elliott and team .............. after day. Court House............................... 13.00 3 50 will come back. A taste for Uncle Saur s » « M Frank Wheeler............................. The new city dads will meet for the Tillamook City Water Works ... 24.00 Dolph Tinnerstet......................... . 10.00 wages is apt to be permanent. * * * first time on Monday, and if they look William Eaaom, 75 cords of 1.00 Jack Williams.............................. wood ......................................... 300.00 M. C. Trowbridge...................... . 8.00 JA City of Mexico paper says of after the city's welfare as well as tbe American political contests that “ There retiring officials they will be doing well, Tillamook City Water Works ... 21 00 BANK’ HOLIDAY JURY EXPENSE. 41.00 and we do think that ex-Mayor Botts H. A. Mills, work on road . . 3.40 is always a mysterious, unknown factor 4.90 and the ex counciltnen are deserving of W. R. Robede«, merchandise .. 9.00 in presidential election»." In fifty years 3.50 E. K. Scovell............................. . 9.00 the Democrats have succeeded m elect the thanks of tbe citizens ior looking Chas. Hart, work on road......... Harry Sweeney......................... Cloverdale Mercantile Co,, mer after tbe city's affairs. 3.80 ing one man, and consider the mysteri 20 25 Jacob Peaterfield......................... ous factor rather one sided. chandise ....................................... 5.60 * * * Lloyd C. Smith........................... * * * Claim of A. K. Cane for $50.67 was 3 40 There is another la grippe epidemic Andrew Anderson The Duma has voted that the Czar alldwed in tbe amount ot $44.67. 9.1)0 going over tbe country, ngain making James Thompson shall no longer be officially known as Frank Worthington, gravel......... 12.50 3 40 its appears in Oregon. It plays havoc the “autocrat'' of all the Russians. Elim 7.40 Frank Berns ......... B. Batzner, blacksmith work .... 8.00 with all classes, especially boozers and Frank Worthington inating the word is a necessity if consti Krebs Bros., lumber.................. 114 48 5.80 persons with low vitality. We feel sorry G. W. Wallace......... tutional methods are to get a start. G. B. tab, salary........................ 133.33 4.40 for tbe boozers, for they will find it diffi M. B. Petteys......... Probably the czar will see the logic of A. M. Hare, salary .................... 100.00 cult to dodge this new lid that is coming 3.40 Dee Tomlinson........... the situation and consent to the change. C. I. Clough, merchandise......... 147.15 down on them. With Sunday closing of 9.00 W, N. Reddaway....... * * * 2.50 Mason Bros., merchandise......... 7.20 saloons and the anti-SHloon sentiment O. P. Mattoon............... One faction of tbe Democratic party 39.00 W. D. Bodyfelt, salary................ spreading all over the country, and now 3.40 wants a Southern candidate for ptesi- Jos. Dürrer.................. K. Mills, salary........................... 50.00 3.40 dent, another prefers a Western man In grippe threatening the boozers and the Frank Tone.................. C. A. Johnson, salary.................. 50.00 soaks, they must think that conditions 2 40 and others are for an Eastern, North- W. J. Plank.................. A. M. Hare, salary....................... 100.00 7 are getting tropical for them. 20 ern or Middle man. C. C. Jensen .................. Looking the 3.99 Frank Trout, refunded............... 3 80 whole field over it is apparent that * * * 133.33 Tracy R. Elliott......... H. Crenshaw, salary.............. 4.40 Col. Bryan is the only candidate who The Oregonian is taking up the ques J. C. Holden, salary.................... 50.00 Peter Nelson................ 4.40 fulfills all of these requirements.* Casper Schlappi, jr... tion of homicides in Oregon, which ap Pacific Tele. & Teleg. Co............. 4.50 8 20 pear to be on th« increase, and alarm J. J. Rupp, wood................ if * * 104.00 M. C. Kellow................ 4.00 Smith Elliott............... . Boston's municipal debt is $111,000- ingly so. Well, what's the use, anyway Glass & Prudhomme, mercban. 000. It has more than doubled in 12 to bother arresting the murderers, put dise ........................................... 76.53 $135.60 years, piling up tour times as fast aS tbe Total ting the taxpayers to a lot of expense in Mrs. J. M. Bodie, county poor .. 40 00 trying the cases, when juries acquit mur W. R. Robedee, merchandise..., wealth and seven and a half times as 2.00 GARIBALDI. derers ou the plea of insanity and the Fred Zaddach, supervisor......... 35.00 last as the population. The citv holds governor turns them loose if they happen Jones & Kundson, merchandise Mias Elsie Hoff«tatter opened her an election this month and people out 7.50 to get into tbe penitentiary ? That is C. Raudall, supervisor................. 69 68 school Monday after a week s vacation. side are not ex|>ecting it to decide to the rotten system that to in vogue, and W. W. Wiley, salary and express Mra. Frank Hobson arrived home have more of tbe same kind. how loug tbe people will stand it we do * * * charges ....................................... 85.43 Monday morning Crum Portland, where An astronomer who observed the so- not know. Probably not before other G. C, Vaughn, supervisor........... 37.81 she has been in one ot the leading hospi 'citizens have been shot down or murder II. F. Goodspeed, salary................ 100.181 tals for about two weeks. We are all called canals ol Mars during the summer ed in cold blood and the murderers are Carl Patzlnf, merchandise ........ 19.55 glad to see Mrs. Hobson back again. Says the flow of water, as far as it can be measured, takes place twice a year, acquitted or paroled. John Hickey, supervisor............. 57.93 She was accompanied by Mr. Hobson. first from one pole and then from the * » * Charlie Johnson is home this week Expenses Juvenile Court, Davis other, advancing with a regular speed One of the objects ofthe “special inter Case............................................ Dona and Charlie McMillan were 20.00 ests'' in this city is to make the county T. E. Morris, team...................... 25.75 guests at the Bay City Christmas tree. of fifty-two miles a dav. No particulars are given as to the movement ot the "wet," notwithstanding tbe fact that a Eipeuses Juvenile Court, Davis Christmas night and report a lovely mules along the tow-path, large majority of the people who come to case. ........................................... : 166.47 time. * * st Tillamook City to trade prefer a "dry" Grandma Peterson met with a severe COSTS BILL, STATH V8. V. S. BRYANT, The vent ruble Austrian emporor to a "wet" town. Business men know A. T, White, justice.................... 2.60 accident last week, by running a de who «»» supposed to be desperately this, for the rote at the two anti saloon J. C. Bewley, constable................. 7.10 cayed sliver under her thumb nail. sick two months ago has just delivered elections show plainly tbe sentiment of COSTS BILL, STATE VS. H. HANSWoRTH. Ray Huitz, fish inspectoral the cannery a speech from the throne in a firm the people in this respect. It is, then, to A. T. White, justice..................... 1.70 left on the Elmore Monthly. voice, and showing no traces of illness the interest of every business man to see J. C. Bewley, constable ............. V. A. Schlappi is still suffering with in his face. Franz Joeef seems to have 1.80 to it that if their customers prefer “dry’’ A. T. Whiley, justice fees in five his sprained wrist. undeistood his own case when he told towns to do their trading, that ought to Several visitors called Jat the Life hie doctors that lie considered work ills State cases. ................................. 9,75 be good reason why they should look A. T. White, justice fees in three Saving Station Sunday. best tonic. after the business interests of the city. It Fred Young made a flying trip to State cases ............... ............... 5.85 * * M is just as well for us to speak out and let CORT BILL, STATE Vs. JAMES WILSON Hobsonville Monday. Witli the shrill shrieks of the hundreds the people of Tillamook know the facts. A. T. White, justice... Mr. McMillan baa been suffering with of whistles of industrial Birmingham, ............... 11.15 Here it is in a nutshell : The psrties who J.C. Bewley, constable ................. 11.50 lame back the last week. Ala., announcing the advent of the ran disreputable saloons and gambling W. A. King, juror ... The tug Vosburg towed two schooners New Year, every saloon in the city 1.80 joints in this citv want to get back into F. J, Bibby, juror......... 1.80 out to sea Monday morning. The closed Us doors sine die. This was the the business. It is not necessary for us J. R. Eldridge, juror . 1 20 Elmore also crossed out over tbe bar time set for prohibition to go into e<Tect to mention the methods whereby citizens E. W. Stanley, juror.. in those counties of Alaliama in which 1.40 bright and early. were systematically robbad, for so many The Gerald C is loading a-ilmon at the local option elections have been held 8. McCargar. juror .. 1.20 were “touched." The fight is now on Henry Lowry, juror. during the year. There were exactly 50 1 40 dock. and it will be up to the business men and C. McMillan, witneas .... ... Christie and August Shearersand Mr. counties of the state that closed the 4.10 voteit of ibis county to decide in June M. Peterson............................... 1.70 Evans were guests from here at the doors of the saloons permanently. This whether they aregoiug to allow the law leaves 17 counties in the slate In Which Sam Touilineou. .................... 1.90 Nehalem dance Tuesday night. breakers and convicted gamblers to run liquor can be sold for another year. Lots of ducks on tbe bay. W. O. Chase.............................. 1.70 saloous again in Tillamook county. Mr. John Pocqet has been under the One year the entire state becomes pro. WORK IN R.D. NO. 2. a * a hibition by statutory act. weather tbe past week. W. 8. Hare................................. The salonn people are endeavoring to New year urged in quitely down at Malphus Johnson.................... Lame Shoulder Cured. make people believe that the local option this end o’ lhe bay. Warren Hoskins........................ Lame shoulder is usually caused by law is to prohibit people from drinking. rheumatism of the muscl-a and quickly Earl Paul ................................... It is nothing of tbe kind. It simply leaves yields toa few applications ot Cham Joe Price.................................... it to tbe people whether they do nr do berlains Pain Balm. Mis. F. H. Me- Harry Crane............................. Elwee, of Boistown. New Brunswick, not want saloons in the precinct, county Hiram Perry.............................. Good coffee is partly in writes “ Having been troubled lor or state in which they live. That is the some time with a pain in my left Hen Johnson................ .............. gist of tbe local option law. Then they | John Johnson ............................ buying and partly in yhoulder, I decided to give Chamber say that liquor is being shipped in. In Iain's Pain Balina trtal. with the result Clarence Tilden .......................... making; like everything that I got prompt relief." For sale by answer to that,|the'newspapets nor any John Hickey, team ............. all Druggists one else hart no right to butt in. for that else. is tbe private business of citizens. If tbe WORK ON BUI NESTt’CCA TOLL Your (tocer ntums roar none, if ,ou don't liquor was shipped in to be sold, that is |. C. Mills with team ................. Mke Srhillins a Beat are pa, him a different thing. Local option amounts A. A. Lane .... to this - Are you in favor or opposed to A. S. Ijine with team........... The Pure Food Law. WORK IX B.D. #0.1 salooM in the precinct, county or state ? Secretary Wilson says, •' One of tl.e ob The saloons have had a long trial, and Emil lutrwn and team 20.00 jects ot the law is to inform the consumer the verdict of tbe people is that they 8. W. Linkhart ................ o OH of the presence of certain harmful drugs hare sold doctored whiskey, ran gamb Fred Kal'ba and team that .... 7.50 | In medicines'' The law require« ,________ 10 Oo ! the amount of chloroform, opium, mor. ling joints, houses of prostitution, ruined Fred Zaddach's team .... 9 M i phine. and other habit forming drugs young men and women, brought poverty ¡Fred Kabba. sr............... be stated on the label of each to thousands ol happy homes, are re. | Chas. F.asotn and team . .... 38 50 bottle. The manufacturer« of Cham- •possible for the large number of mur L. l.udtke ........... . ............ 18.50 berlain's Cough Remedy have always 11.00 l'ts'u’r>I that their n-asady did not con- ders, robberies and other crime« which I N. P. Alley and powder 5 00 Uk'n these drugs, and the truth art on the increase, and alarmingly so, F. Kleinham .................... \ of this claim is now fully proven, as no and which have become a source of great j Hugo Klein........... . ......... i# mention of them is made on the l«h-l eifienM to the taxpayers. So in dealing I W b . Derby .................... 8.50 Thia remedy ia not only ona of th« ... 5 00 **te«t. but one of tha beat in use foe with the local option question, these art Edward Larsen............... A no and oolda. Its value has been facta which the saloon advocates cannot Wm Knight ........... . ‘ w proven beyond queatimi during the deny and refute. The people of Tilla Bob Radecker..................... .... 10.00 many year« it ha« been In general mook county wete amongst the first in Fred Lang and team ... 17.50 usa. For Bale by all Druggists, ------------------------- Oregon to shut out the saloons, because Geo Knight and team .... ----- II 501 they saw for thematites that they win Wm Armstrong and team . .. 17.00 Croup and Whooping Cough. _ T" kx . . . — ------ a corsa to the covoty and the people. It Wm Tnbbersing ............. The mothersof m voung children K. have a s a a 6. 75 no r.eed to f«ar theae dawrn if thevl was pot becaass tbe citmeoa are peobibi- Wm Schollmtyer ........... .... 11 50 keep Chamberlain s Congh Rem.dy al tioototo that they voted lor local optioa, Dan Hickey .................... .... 2.50 hand Mr. M Itovanpoe«. of Paola! hot ImeauM they want to get nd of tbe Pant Veditor ...................... ... «.»? Valley. Ind Ser., writes. " I have used piacaa where crissa. wrstebedneaa filthy Frank Steinbaner........... . Chamberlain s Cough Rem-dy In mv | .... 450 famlly fer «svoral veanano have f.mnd |t i langoagr poverty and law leanness origi R A Crawford .............. .... 8.50 aepecially effeettve for eroopand whoop 1 •ata. F. It. Wakeler.............. .... 7.50 1mg cough,1 Porsoia by m Druggiats | COFFEE A LEGEND OF WORMS. THE PREY CF A GRIZZLY. Prophecy of the Jewish 8ago and Ito Strange Fulfillment. By a Little Oversight Bruin Was Rob bed of a Good Meal. Rashl lived durlug tbe time of tbe first crusade, and one of tbe legends of Worms connects him with this event. He was one day seated with his pupils, when a kulgbt, full pano plied, made his way Into tbe school house and with threatening mien thus addressed him: “Rabbi, thy name for wisdom has reached me and fain would I learn my fate from tbee. I have assembled a host wherewith I purpose to drive tbe Infidel Turk from the Holy City, but before I set out I demand to will know whether my undertaking * — <n succeed. Answer me at once. I have no time for delay." The rabbi replied: "Thou wouldst learn the future from me? Alas, I am unable to foretell It. God alone can say wbat the future will bring forth. I have no powers of divination, and my faith forbids the assumption of them. Pray, therefore, forgive me it I am unable to accede to tby request.” “Rabbi.” exclaimed the knight In tones of passion, “I will listen to no refusal. Well I know that thou canst foretell the future If thou wilt. As truly as I am Godfrey of Bouillon, so truly do I promise to protect thee and thy community from all harm, even If thou sbouldst foretell disaster to me. But If it Is a successful Issue that thou hast In store for me I will right roy ally reward thee in addition on my re turn. What? Art thou silent? Speak or by heaven my sword shall open thy mouth wide enough.” "My liege lord," answered the Jew ish sage, “there Is only, one above wbo can penetrate tbe future. Unless I would deceive thee, which I dare not do, at most I can but venture an opin ion of what will happen to thee. Thy undertaking will only succeed In part. Of thy Immense host but three men and one horse's head will return In safety.” With blanched countenance Godfrey of Bouillon turned to depart, exclaiming as he ■went, "Take care, Jew, If I return to find thou bast de ceived me!” Godfrey ot Bouillon went up to Jerusalem, captured It and be came Its first king. But his success was short lived, and tbe tide of war turned against him. Defeat and disease decimated his vast host until there remained but four rid ers ot them all who made their waj to Worms. “The Jew has not spoken tho truth,” he remarked as the gates of the city came in sight. “He said we should return with only three rid ers and a horse's bead. He has lost bls reward." They rode up to the gates and demanded admission. The masslvo door behind was raised, and they pass ed through. But as the fourth rider was about to follow ft fell down again with a heavy thud, decapitating the horse and leaving Its trunk and burden outside tbe city. “Conduct me to the rabbi,” said Godfrey of Bouillon. “I must see him at once.” But the rabbi had long since left Germany. In the early settlement of California grizzly bears were numerous and trou blesome. but few men ever had a more singular experience with a grizzly than Paul Sweet, who kept a tannery near Santa Cruz. The story Is told by Mrs. Dall In “My First Holiday.’’ Mr. Sweet was one day walking alone In the wools when he came sud- denly upon a grizzly bear and h/r two cuba. He was quite unarmed, and be- fore he bad time to consider any plan of action the bear was upon him. She strack him down, but he kept bis pres ence of mind and lay perfectly quiet. The grizzly stood over him for a min ute or more, then seized him by the waistband and began dragging him along. He did not resist, and she drag ged him for a dozen rods to a little sandy hollow, where she dropped him and began digging a hole in the sand. Into thlB bole she rooted the man, and then nosed and pawed the sand over him until he was burled from sight The prudent animal, not being hungry at the moment, was making a cache of her prey. Mr. Sweets heart lightened as he realized the brute's intentions, and he began to hope that he might escape. He waited a few minutes after the bear had covered him In, and then, thinking that she had retired from the scene, he began to work himself free very cautiously. The grizzly was on the watch, however, and at the first movement of her prey rushed to the spot and with two or three strokes of her paw snugly tucked him in again. Mr. Sweet Instantly became motion less again and allowed himself to be reburied in the sand. Luckily his hat had slipped over his face, so that the sand did not fill his nose and eyes, and by raising his head a little be was able to throw off the sand sufficiently to breathe. He was more wary next time and lay still for an hour or two until he felt pretty sure that the grizzly had retired from the spot. Very cautiously then he worked himself free from the sand and crept away. LAPSE OF REASONING. Instances by Two of the World’s Greatest Benefactors. To illustrate the kind of lapse of rea soning power from which great in ventors are known to suffer, like that under Influence of which Str Isaac Newton cut one bole In a wall to let a cat pass through and then a small hole for the kitten, an old story In the life of Morse will answer well, Long before he Invented the telegraph Morse was known to the officers of the patent office as a persistent applicant for pat ents. fihen his great Invention of “distance writing” was about complet ed he wanted the Baltimore and Ohio Railway company to try It. To get rid of him the president of the road turned him over to a subor Knew Hia Habits. dinate. This official was struck with The following anecdote Is given by the beauty of the Invention and became an Indian officer as Illustrative of the so Interested In It that he sat up half manners and customs of the wily the night discussing It w'lth the in Pathan: A certain general and his ventor. At length Morse confessed staff, while wending their way through there was only one thing which baf one ot the narrowest valleys of Tirah, fled him. "As long as the railroad were annoyed by the attentions of a runs,” be said, “where poles may be solitary marksman, who from time to erected It will be easy sailing, but when time sent a bullet unpleasantly close. we come to the big bridges what is to At last tbe general turned to bis order be done then? We can’t erect poles ly—a Pathan sowar—and told him to across the stream, and without them dismount, take his carbine and try and the wire would sag and perhaps break stalk tbe mountaineer. The sowar from Its own weight. I confess I don't started off, and presently there was a know wuat to do. Can’t you suggest crack and a gray bearded old Afridi a way out of the difficulty? tumbled headlong down the mountain “Why don't you fasten the wires to side. The sowar rejoined and fell into the bridge?” asked his companion his place. without a moment’s hesitation. For “Well done!" said the general. “But a moment Morse gazed at him, with how on earth did you manage It so open mouth, and then exclaimed: easily ?” “Why not. Indeed? Why. I never “Oh," replied the sowar, “I knew his thought of that. It's the very way.” habits. He was my father.”—London The layman's tip put the finishing Truth. touch to the work of the great In ventor, and thus wires came to be Where Fat Is Beauty. strung on bridges when crossing large In Tunis when a man wants to take streams. another wife he picks out a girl and then carries to her father a pair of Bismarck’s Retort. bracelets and a pair of anklets from One evening when the German troops one of the other ladies of bls house were before Paris Duke Ernst of Saxe- hold. The bracelets and anklets are Coburg-Gotha began grumbling in Bis slipped on the young woman, and marck’s presence because the iron eral months are allowed for her fat- cross of the first class, given for brav tenlng. She must fatten until she ery In the field of battle, bad been dis completely fills the four ornaments or tributed too Indiscriminately. Bis otherwise the man has a right to re marck replied that the distribution of fuse her, for in Tunis fat is beauty, such decorations was always a delicate and a permanently slender girl has no and difficult task, “for,” said he. “con chance of marriage. spicuous merit has to be rewarded, but In some cases conspicuous position, Lacking In Humor. with or without merit cannot be over Little Robbie was entertaining Mr. looked. See now," he said. “Moltke Geezeley while Miss Tripperson was has It. Roon has It. Blumenthal has It upstairs adjusting her back hair and Excellent! But.” he added, “your high giving her face a few final dabs with ness and I have It too. and surely It to the powder puff. not for us to grumble!” "My sister says you ain't got no idea of humor.” said Robbie. An Odd Legacy. "Indeed!” Mr. Geezeley returned. Thomas Jefferson, the founder of the “When did she say that?” Jefferson family of actors, was re "Jlst after you was here the lust membered curiously In the will of time. She said she seen you lookin' Weston, who was himself an esteemed at yourself In the mirror several times, member of Garrick's company. Wes and you never laughed wunst.”—Cleve ton's will contained this item: land Leader. “I have played under the manage ment of Mr. Jefferson at Richmond and Vary Steady. received from him every politeness 1 Relative—Well, I sincerely hope you therefore leave him all my stock of will be happy with him. Mandy. Is prudence. It being the only good quali he a steady young man? Miss Mandy ty I think he stands In need of.” —Steady! My goodness. Aunt Judy, he's teen coming to see me for more A Heated Diecueelen. than eleven years - London Punch. “What's the matter with the fire eater? Been swallowing too many Regal Magnificence. flames?” “The Muckroyds have a new flat. I “Nope. He's been drinking too much believe.” Ire water. "Cleveland Plain Dealer. “Tee, and It to something magnifi cent too. The bathroom to so spacious that It is poeslble to have two Turkish towels In It at once ”—Judge He that plants thorns most •ipect to gather roses.—Hlpay.
