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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 24, 1907. I WANTED THE GIBLETS. FARMERS An Incident of Revolutionary Daye In South Carolina. There are innumerable stories of Revolutionary days In Charleston. The old ladles used to tell with glee bow, when the British were supposed to be out ot the way, the young fellows would come home to dance with them, A message would go to the nearest cousins and friends and a supper be cooked. It might be only rice and ba con, but It was good to hungry men, declares Charleston’s historian, Mrs. Ravena). The dance and the feast would continue until the atara grew pale. Often these merrymakings were dis turbed by the enemy, but there was al ways a negro or two on the watch, and the harsh note of the screetch owl or the cry of the whippoorwill would give the alarm, then "partings In hot haste,” a rush for the horses, a sharp scuffle, a hot pursuit and perhaps a prisoner taken. The young men had odd adventure«. One young fellow betrayed himself by his appetite. He was pursued and bad taken shelter at Mrs. Motte's place, on South Santee. She rolled him up in a carpet and, pushing it against the wall, told him to keep quiet until the enemy had gone and she cou'd release him. Unluckily be beard through the open window his hostess giving directions to the cook about the chickens which were to be dressed for the dragoons' dinner. He could not bear to be left out and thrust Ills head from the car T TO TOWN ON MASHING Iconic when women must be protected secs | 3 and 4, tp 1 south, range 8 pet chrysalis and cried out, “Keep the west. BENT. from rude persons as they pass along giblets for me!" The soldiers beard, and he was at the street, “it has long since been a U.S Patent to William P. Hadley, 160 amook Rustic'« Wiles do Not Hi res, hoc . 32. tp 2 north, range 9 once caught and carried off to repent law that women cannot accostmenim- west. at leisure of his Indiscrétion. Conquer Beulah Erickson. propel Iv and the opposite should apply U S. Patent to Mina J. Campbell, 16o also,’’ he said. “I think 1 shall just use (Oregonian.) acres, sec 22, tp 2 north, range 10 DOUGHERTY ISLAND west. |en I he ordinance xgainst maehert your case to show that such cases are framed and passed by the City serious. You will be required to pay U.S. Patent to Florence E Clark. 160 acres, sec 19, tp 2 north. range 6 H Is ths Most Remote and Desolate cil lately, it was [aimed at that a fine of $50. Spot on Earth. west. of over-dressed dandies which Which is the loneliest, most desolate U.S. Patent to Warren J. Lockwood. Real Estate Transfers. s about corners blowing cigarette 16o acres, sec 2, Ip 2 north, range 7 and most Inaccessible island on the e and smirking at women, 'lhe face of the globe? Many people would west. ictim ol the new law was in the P repared by H. T. B otts . A bstracter . U S. Patent to Bertrice.l. Stephens, 160 doubtless plump for one of the Crozets, acres, secs 18 and 19, tp 1 south, in the south Atlantic ocean. And yet ripal Court yesterday afternoon, W. C. Morton and wife to Samuel and range 10 west. Hog Island, the westernmost of the Nellie S. xShortiidge, lots 2 and 3, blk he proved to be an awkward rustic, 4, Bay City—$600 U.S. Patent to Mary Jane Hilliard, 160 group, is by no means an undesirable ________ an impossible green tie, bargxin acres sec 15, tp 3 south, range 10 place of residence, abounding as It Counter clothes, red hair and big, freckl John R. Harter to Carl A. Patzlaf. lot west. does in hares and rabbits, penguins, 4. blk 10, Thayer's add to Tillamook ed hands. —|1800. U.S. Patent to Ermine J. McFee 16" albatrosses and sea elephants. -Benry Beeler was the prisoner, and Wm. I) Stillwell to Harry S. Brock, HCres, sec 32. tp 2 not th. range 9 nerd Island, In the same seas, is west. hA did not look tire part he was plating tide lots 1 to 8. Stillwell s addition to far more Isolated as well as more bar Tillamook—$200. U.S. Patent tn Paul Erickson. 160 acres ren, but It possesses, as does Hog, a Being the type of man that is generally sec 24, tp 2 north, range 7 west. shelter hut for castaways, and it Is •Stacorr in the village church, Iris pres I. F Larsen and wife to F. R. Beals. E lol 7, blk 4, McDermott » add U S. Patent to lames M. Potter. 160 visited by whalers occasionally. So, Mjte in court on a charge of flirting to Tillamook—$1. acres, sees 28 and 29, tp 5 south, too. Is South Georgia, but It has no Mpned strangely incongruous. And range IC west. F. R Beals and wife to Tillamook Build* shelter but, and as It Is right out of •nle it developed that Beeler was merely mg Co., E H I .» 7. blk 4, McDer U.S. Patent to Joseph T. Nevins, 160 the track of shipping any one unlucky ¡■•own lor h little frolic and thought it mutt's add to Tillamook—$725 acres, sec. 13, tp 2 north, range 7 enough to be cast away thereon would west, adnidevilrsh but uot unlawlul to accost C. H. Woolfe and wife to Frank Long, stand a very poor chance of ever get Inis 1 and 2. blk 4. Lincoln, now US. Patent to Rol>eit Louden, 160 ting off alive. KfflKnye women, he was made an ex Tillamook Citv—$600 acres, etc 12, tp 1 south, range 7 ••pie of by the court. He lives in Tilla- Bouvet Island, In the same seas, is west. visited even more rarely, and on the MPUk County, where be has a larnr Sarah and Harrison Booth wife and husband, to Joseph L. and 8. C. Nor. U.S. Patent to Catherine A Long. 160 last occasion when a ship touched j^^Wth $10,000. ton, traot in a**ca id and 19, tp 4 acres, secs 25 and 26, tp 2 not lit, there five corpses were found frozen Srbe Council's law against street flir south, range 10 west—$300. range 10 west MkionH went into e flee I several days ago F. R Beals and wife to I. F. Larsen, W U.S. Patent to Leona S. Griffin, 80 acres, on the beach, grim mementos of some unrecorded tragedy of the sea. Tos Vi. lol 7. blk 4, McDermott's add to sec 25. tp 3 north, range 6 west. ’..tend the moral squad has lieen busily en session island, in its turn, is sali Tillamook City—$1. U.S. Patent to William L. I’rovost. 160 lonelier and more Inhospitable thau •Red looking fur infractions. Mashers acres, sec 32, tp 2 north, range 9 B^Hmeared to be very weary, the police F. E Bornemann and wife to Christ Bouvet. Le.sunJ, lot 13, blk 58, Pacific add went. •d not get a single quarry until Beeler But probably the palm In this direc to Bay City -$750. U.S. Patent to Mvron Clapshaw, 160 £3Kbie down from his farm. Carl A. Patzlaf and wife to Sidnev S. acres, sec 14, tp 8 n jrth, range 6 tion must be ascribed to Dougherty Island, on which, so far as is known, ¡Hhccordrng to lhe testimony evolved Johnson, lots 3 and 4, blk 9, Park west. add to Tiliamooic City—$1000. Sarrt'g his trial yesterday forenoon, the U.S. Patent to Henry Crenshaw. 160 no landing has ever been effected. It acres, secs 19 aud 20,tp 1 south, range has only been sighted twice In a cen teMt thing Beeler did when he got in William P. Hadley to Nelson P. Wheeler, tury and Is officially described Hi the 160 acres, sec 82, tp 2 n, range 9 w 10 west. !^B»nr the farm Thursday noon was to admiralty sailing directions as ^‘the —$2500. U.S. Patent to Bernard L. Bsrworth. ^mt shaved. Then he went and picked Henry Lederer to Howard Drew, lots 160 acres, secs 12 and 13, tp 3 south, most remote aud Isolated spot on HAt a green tie, arid set out with the de earth.”—Pearson's Ceekly. range 10 west. 7 and 8, blk 6. R. R. Hay's add to Hhfnnnation of breaking a lew hearts Tillamook— $200. U.S. Patent to Vine Jenkins, 160acr<s, ateS|"te his near approach to 50 aud the Claude Thayer and wife to 6<»ran Mun Eyes Koon For Colors. sec 34, tp 2 south, range 10 west. son, lots 7 and 8. blk 32, Thayer’» U.S latent to Ruth Wilkes, 160 acres, A young man who had made applica ^Bk of an attractive appearance, he ap 4ih add to Tillamook City, deed of secs, 33 aud 34. tp 2 north, range 10 tion for the position of clerk in the ^Knred to have the idea there was some correction—$1. west. silk department of a large store was iteBng irresistible about him tor the worn Claude Thayer and wife to Margaret U.S. Patent to Frank Cassidy. 160 acres, questioned closely as to the exact Hkfolki.. At Third and Market streets «Smith, lot 4. blk 31, Thayer’» 4th sec 3, tp 6 south, range 10 west shade of a great variety of samples J U took up his stand and waited. add to Tillamook City—$825. U.S Patent to James Fairlesa. 160 shown him “We do that,” the super ^K*reseutly Miss Bueiah Erickson pass Katie Anderson to Hammond Lumber acres, sec 25, tp 2 north, range 7 intendent explained, "to make sure Co., lot 4. s**c 4, aud lot 8and Se west. MB by on her wav home and looked hard that you are not color blind. A dry Na sec 5, tp 2 ii . range 9 west— U.S. Patent to William Ross. 160 acres, goods store Is the one place where 4B him in passing. Knowing everyone $2150. secs 8 and 9. tp 1 north, range 10 color blindness is a positive bar to ^Mpereabouls. thought it might be an Jacobiue Olsen and husband to Oliver E. west. efficiency. Very often you bear of ^M^quaintanie. Beeler, of course, attrib- WilHon, lot 5, blk 1, town of Lincoln, U 8. Patent to Lois A. Watt. 160 acres, color blind workmen In all other ^•rd the glance to his irresistible person now Tillamook City—$4500 sec 33, tp 2 north, range 10 west. branches of business. There are, It ap ^Hkty, and set out at once to layor her Julia C. Fowler and husband to Gan. U.S. Patent to L. Middaugh, 80 acres, pears. even color blind engineers and W. Ben .♦ tt. lots 1 and 2 blk 21, ^Bith lhe plea-nre of an introduction. sec 2. tp 8 north, range 6 west. color blind artists, but the big stores Thayer’s add to Tillamook—$6ou. H' D o you want me along, miss is lhe U.S. Patent to M omm Middaugh, 160 absolutely shut out men who have not M. Robbins and wife to Henry acres, sec 8, Ip 3 north, lange 6 a keen eye for all colors.”—New York Mtenseu nlihc remark attributed to the Rogers, tract in sec 3, tp 2 south, west Hkpral Lothario. Post. range 9 west—$8000. ■ "No thank you ! " Miss Erickson re Marian A. ('adv and wife to E. C U.S. Patent to Margaret Allen. 157 94 acres, sec. 8, tp 6 south, range 10 They All Thought About Alike. MUied severely, turning away toward the Thin »ton, 160 avi es in vet*. 35, tp 3 west. Three "tired" citizens—a lawyer, south, range 9 *e»t—$1000. ^Bther side ut lhe street. U.S. Patent tn Theodore P. Bow!bv. doctor and a newspaper man—sat In a B ' Ah. heck, why not ?” he persisted in Ruth A. Rees and husl>and to Charles R 16o 15 acres, sec 3,tp 2 north, range hack room In the gray light of the Johnson, tract in blk 8, Lincoln, 7 wist. most alluring tones. early dawn. On the table were many now I iliamook City—$200. Numerous rights of way to Pacific Rail empty bottles and a couple of packs K She turned into the street at this, and J. J. Johnson and wife to Edith sod way and Navigation Co. of cards. As they sat in silence a BBt'Irr gave up in despair. He shuffled Edwin Goodi<p(*ed. lota 9. 10 and 11, blk 7, A. A Miller's add to Tilla 44 mortgages securing $107,213 99 filed rat scurried across the hearth Into Mglowtly back to his stand, while Miss 14 mortgages securing $11 546.11 satis- the darkness beyond. The three men mook—$900. ^n|vie-kson hastened on a bloik and a fied. _________________ shifted tbelr feet and looked at each Barrl) to where n policeman was leaning J. Wesley McMillan to John J. John- ron and .Mary R. Johnson, lots 1 aud other uneasily. After a long pause Bs*Ra*"st a telephone pole. She told him Hard limes in Kansas. 2. blk 10. Miller's add to Tillamook the lawyer spoke. "I know what you «4 her experience with the pelsisrent rus -$85C. The old day» «4 gramhopperR and fellows are thinking,” he said; “you Hmtr. and thus it was rhat Beeler came to J. F. Smith to Wm. M. Maxwell, al) drouth ar»- f«»rgolt**n in th** pros think I thought I saw a rat. but I undivided right and interest in 78 prruus KaiiMirt of to du) ; Mlthough a didn't”—Argonaut m H»> i » lhe honor of being the first per acres, sec 21, tp 1 South, range V citizen of Codell, Earl Shorn burg ha« (, gun arres-ed under the anti flirting law not yet forgotten s herd time he en west—$100. X‘>le had to spend a night in jail, Hnd w as Observant Man. U.S. Patent to Emily D. Sl.rlrlon, 160 countered. lie ttayi» . •• I wa« worn out It Is a popular belief that no men | h < ught into court yesterday forenoon acres, sec 18. tp 1 north, range 7 hip I di*<t»urag»-d hv coughing night ano • •ay, and Cwiild find b » u relief till I tried “understand dreas.” HUH. It should tie along with the drunkards, vagrants west. Dr. King'll New Discovery. It took known that they have a sort of rough •n I other riffraff. U.8. Patent to George 8’bary 160 sems, lews thrtn one bottle to completely cure appreciation of general effects. They sec 3. tp 1 north, rangeS west. B lr might not have gone so hard with me " Th** RafeRt and u$<«t reliable can distinguish between the woman •bim excvpt that he presisted in denying U K Patent to Lillian R Travis. 158.82 cough aud cold remedy and lung aud who dresses well by Instinct and one acres, sec. 5, tp 2 south, range# west I throat liealer ever diwuiverwl. Guaran ¿»IV whole thing, fudge Cameron said who does so with so effort. They are 11that denial was a very unwise course tn U.S. Patent t*» William 8. Hare. 163 .‘18 teed ('has. I dough'« Drugstore. 5Oc able to recognize at a glance the girls acres, sec 2. tp 3 south, raoge 8 west I and |IU0. Trial bm-tle tree. and women who go through life In K the face of conclusive evidence. It might U.S Patent to William Johnson, 14sl.ll the wrong kind of garments and wear ■ be all right to deny it at home when acres, sec 4, tp2 north, range 7 west, i • -the missus learned of the incident and | U.S. patent to William A. Geer, 10«» i A Certain Cure for Croup- ing bats which Infstustion has Im Used for Ten Years Without pelled them to buy against tbelr bet I went on tbe war-path, but it was a re acres, sec 28, tp 1 south, range 8 i a Failure. ter judgment — London Lady's Pic west. ■ flection on the intelligence of the court to ' Mr. W. C. Bott, of star City. Ind., torial. hardware merchant. M enthusiastic in U S. Patent to J«»hn Pennock. 164 40 ■ deny it there. Why should any young acres, arc 14. tp 8 south, range 101 , hie praiao <4 Chamberlain's Cough Microscogts. ■ woman wrongfully act use him of flirting . Remedy. Ilia children have all tan-n sett. The best microscopes are warranted I with Her ? Beeler attempted no response U.S Patent Ira C. Smith, tract, sec.; «■hjret to croup and he has uard this to magnify about 16XXJ0 times Those remedy for the past ten years, and I to these «nggestroris (root lhe court 17, tp 1 south range 10 west. ere the kind most people would make “I ve always burns fine reputation UJL Patent to John S OGvrman, 160 th-.ugh they much feared the crimp his wife and he always felt safe upon retir- use of In examining their neighbors •errs, sre 33, tp 1 south, range 8 : mg when a bottle of Chamberlain's among the neighbors." Mid Beeler, and faults. Washington Poet. west. in proof he brought lorward several wit- Ctmgil Remedy was in the house His U S Pateot to Elizabeth Waldorf. 100 jk nesscs. tnclaeling a brother ol Judge oldest cbil-l was subject to severe «tracks A Philosophsr. , •errs. sec. 33, tp 2 south, range 8 of croup, but thia trotedy never failed to S. Wolverton, who said Beeirr was a right- I Aokltt-Wby do you consider Smiley I effect a speedy cure. He has reoaii- west eous name in Tillamook County ' U 8. Psteot to I«swson T. Bynum. 160 mended it to (iiemia and neighbors and • pbBooopber? No1tt-Bre«u«e of hl« H "It IS not th« first time the righte-'o« •cm, are 12, tp 2 aortu, range 7 all whu have used it my that i| <• un- ability to bear other people's troubte« 'equaled for croup and whevtptnc coogh. with fortitude.—Kansas City Independ we«C. & have fallen from grace suggested Judge ‘ Fur sale by Clougb'c Drug Store. ent ■ Uameroo. lie ad.kd that the time has U.S. Pateal to Vincanx Jacob, 16J acre«. READ THE WEEKLY OREGONIAN OF PORTLAND For the general news of the World also for information about lxow to obtain the best results in cultivating the soil« Stock Raisin^,Fruii Growing etc. You can secure this excellent paper by Subscribing for the Headlight. Both Papers for $2.25. s. THE CAMEO. BOOK PLATES. It Gets Its N um From ths Cutting, Not From the Stone. The true uature of a cameo is very much misunderstood by the public gen erally Most people think It Is the stone Itself, when In reality the method of cutting Is what produces the cameo. The real meaning of the word Is un known. Its derivation having never been discovered; but, correctly speak ing, cameos are small sculptures exe cuted In low relief on some substance precious either for Its beauty, rarity or hardness. There are emerald cameos, turquoise cameos, shell cameos, coral cameos. Indeed, any substance that lends Itself to carving in such minute detail can be used for cameo cutting, and nearly all precious stones, except diamonds, have been so used for Intaglios, but never for enmeos. Emerald Is the most common precious stone from which cameos have been made, aud there are some very flue emerald portrait cam eos In existence, notably those of Queen Elizabeth in the British muse um. Shell cameos were first made In the fifteenth century. Banded onyx Is generally used tor cameo work because of its hardness and coloring, and It Is this tact that has caused the misapprehension, the stone being used so much iu making cameos that it has now become better known as “cameo" thau by Its right name.— St. Louis Globe-Democrat. They Came Within Fifty Yser« After the Invention of Printing. It was within half a century from the Invention of printing that, book plates were Introduced as Identifying marks to Indicate the ownership of the volume. Germany, the fatherland of printing from movable type and of wood cut ting for making Impressions In Ink on paper, la likewise the home land of the book plate. The earliest dated woodcut of ac cepted authenticity Is the well known “St. Christopher of 1423." which was discovered in the Carthusian monas tery of Buxheim, In Suable. It was to Insure the right of owner ship In a book that the owner bad It marked with the coat of arms of the family or some other heraldic device. Libraries were kept Intact and passed from generation to generation, bearing the emblem of the family. The first book plate In France Is dat ed 1574: in Sweden. 1575; Switzerland, 1607. and Italy. 1623. The earliest Eng lish book plate Is found In a folio vol ume once the property of Curdlnal Wol sey and afterward belonging to bls royal master. The earliest mention ot the book plate In English literature Is by Pepys. July 16, 1688. The first known book plate in America belonged to Governor Dudley. Paul ltevere, the patriot, was one of the first American engraver« of book plate« and a designer of great ability.—Journal of American History. I I ANIMAL TRAITS. THE FLYING FOX Reminders In the Foal and tho Calf of Their Wild Anceetore. It is on luteresting study to note iu Curious Inhabitant of the Forest« In Eastern Australia. domestic aulmals the traits of their The flying fox Is a very curious In- wild ancestors. There are some char acteristics. of course, which are readily habitant of the forest near Moreton It lives In recognizable as being similar to those bay. In east Australia. of animals still lu a wild state, and flocks and moves geuerally toward the for this reason they give a fair idea of dusk of the evening, aud the noise pro the life aud surroundlxTB of progeni duced by the heavy flapping of the so tors. The habits of dog uud cat called wings Is very singular. The are too familiar to comment ou, but flocks like quiet places, where there take the foal and compare bls traits are large araucarlan pine trees, with an underwood of scrub and creepers. with those of the calf. The foal when a few days old cau The foxes hang In vast numbers from gallop as fast as ho ever can in after horizontal branches of the pine trees. When there Is a clear apace among life. He never leaves the dam and takes nourishment lu small quantities, the trees an enormous number of the avoiding a full meal, which would Im i animals may be seen, and their noise pede swift escape. In lying down no can be heard, for directly they see any nttempt Is made at concealment, and thing unusual they utter a short bark, when be stands bls head is held high. something like the sound made by These hnWts show that tho animal's young rooks. Otten every branch Is ancestors si>eut their lives In the crowded, aud the young foxes ore seen and not In the forests and that either flapping their wings and bolding were great travelers. on with their hind feet and with their The calf, on the contrary, fills him- heads downward or snarling and fight self with milk and is a poor traveler. ing for places. When danger approaches his first Im Suddenly the whole take to flight and pulse Is to conceal himself. He bolds flap their furry, wlngllke sides and his head low In order to look under wheel around like heavy birds. Many the branches of the forest. All his fly with their young holding on to characteristics point to the fact that them. the ancestral home of cattle was In a The creature is not a true fox, aud moist, wooded country, while tho there Is a fold of skin which reaches primeval horse roamed the plains.— from the fore to the hind legs. This is London Chronic!, 'n. called the wing, and It enables the pteropus, as the animal Is called, to A Chins»« Solomon. float and turu In the air. • Two Chinamen, brothers, well ail- vn need in age. quarreled over a piece Obsolete Cures. of hnd which they had Jointly lnherlt- It was formerly believed that epi ed from tbelr father and went to law. lepsy could l>e cured by wearing a The native magistrate heard tho testi silver ring made from a coffin nail. mony on both aides and determined Seveu drops of blood from tho tall of that bo’h were wrong and both right, a cat and blood from a recently execut according to the different points of ed criminal were said to t>e valuable view. Therefore, instead of rendering remedies for epilepsy. To cure a a I’l'i'-tnent In favor of either, he order felon or run around hold the Anger In ed that both be locked up In a cangue a cat's ear for half an hour. For tooth with their heads fastened face to ache trim your finger nails on Friday face and kept there until they settled or eat bread that a mouse has ulbbled tbelr quarrel. The cangue Is a sort of or carry In your pocket a tooth from cage In which prisoners are placed a soldier killed in battle. For ranula with their necks locked Into a hole In a of the tongue spit on a frog. For al board. It resembles somewhat the coholism drown an eel In brandy and stocks which wore used for the punish make the drunkard drink the brandy. ment of malefactors In olden times. To cure warts rub the wart with a po When the brothers were placed In the tato and feed the potato to a pig. cangue. they were both very stubborn and Indignant, but toward the end of Glusd Clothes. the second day they began to weaken “In Korea,” said a tailor, "ueedls and on the third day reached a satis aud thread are unknown to tailoring. factory settlement and were released. Tbelr place la taken by glue." “Glue?' Costly In Human Lives. “Glue—a peculiarly fine glue mads In ancient times the great engineer ing works were costly In human Ilves. of fish. Making Korean clothes, ths The making of the Red sea canal Is tailor does uot bring two edges of said to have Involved the loss of no cloth together and then slowly and fewer than 120.1*10 Egyptians. Buc painfully unite them with flue stitches No; be overlaps ths kle's examination mnde him believe the of the needle. numtier to have lieen somewhat exag edges slightly, brushes on a little glue, gerated. but he gives It as still a guide presses the seam together and sets the to the enormous waste of human life garment away to dry. “1 wore glued clothes In Korea and In those days. The met, who kept 2.006 found that they lasted almost as well slaves engaged tot three years tiring as sewed ones.”—New Orleans Times- Ing a single atone from Elephan tine to the pyramids did not care a Democrat. great deal so long as In the twenty Reading Aloud. years In which one of the pyramids Rurely the sum of human happlnesa was building there were forthcoming the 300.000 men required for the work. might be indefinitely Increased if the people learned to take a real delight In the simple, quiet and Inexpensive pleas Thoughtful. “lAdy with a flashy paste necklace ure of reading. Heading aloud in the family circle la an excellent way of wants to know whether It's pure dla inond or not," said the jeweler's shop brloglng the memtiers together. They have thoughts In common and subjects man. How much better 'Txtok like married woman?” In of conversation. and how much happier Is this way of quired ths Jeweler. spending an evening than the Inane, “Yes. sir.” “Tell her It is. No use making trou driveling games which so frequently pie for poor husbands these bard taka its place! -Reader Magazine. times.”— London Telegraph. Where Ho Playod. “My busband," sold the conceited Hard Lusk. Tired Tatters- I saw de new moon lady. “Is a Shakespearean actor." ‘ Indeed! Doe« be play in Hamlett * over the left shoulder las' night. I wonder wot flat's a sign us? Weary asked her friend. “No.” »ski the actor’s wife; "he only Walker—It's a sign flat de oex’ place yo»t«e ask fer work youse'll git It —Chi plays In the larger eltlas.” — London Ta tier. cago News. I Pr>6. anti Pried. A Baby. "Buffer« cat« bl« n»w car out «evaral A bahy-that which makes horns happier, lore stronger, patience great time« « day. Matter of pride. I aop- er. hands tins 1er. nights longer dsys poM.” “Yep. Prted It out of a mudboto c shorter, the past forgotten, the future 1 three Um«« laat Mooday " Clevetaad brighter r.—Rupert's Magazine. Plain Dealer. ■ Tl-c more s man denle« blmaelf the rmw be will receive from beer««.— , An eld man bath tbe almanac to bin body.—Itallaa Proverb.