Tillamook headlight., January 20, 1898, Image 4

PHUNNYGRAFS
WONDERFUL
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Cure of Chronic Diseases
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Yminghusham! (humorously): “I wish
I were single *’
Mr«. Y.: “Yon born I thing! What
would you do?”
“Get married to you, dairling.”
“You dear man !’*
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"IIECELEBR ATED VITA
I M-'dusue Co., 'fheonut Wn.li ,
I about their yieat success and how
■y cau aure you.
Late one .Saturday night a sailor-look­
ing individual was seen striking matches
and apparently looking f«»r something in
the gutter. A crowd soon collected, «nd
jiatiirtilly one of them asked the sailor
What he had lost.
**A quid,** replied the sailor, ami frr
five minutes after nothing was heard but
the striking of matches.
After a fruitless search the Bailor
rather startled the searchers by saying,
as he moved off:—
“Oh, it don’t inaltei much, anyhow—
it was only a quid of tobacco.”
Jobley: ‘Doinganything now, llobley?’
Mobley: “Writing for the Press.’*
Jobley: “Stories or editorials?”
Mobley: “Wrappers.”
Uncle: “1 don’t know about lending
you any more money. When I lent
you money two months - go you said you
only wanted it for a little while.”
Nephew: “Well I di«ln*t keep it long.”
Marry; “I don’t want you to wash my
fare.”
GiHudiiiamina: “Why, I’ve washed
my face three limes a day, every day
since 1 was a little gill ”
Harry: Yes, and just see how i»s
shrunk.”
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It may interest you chil lien,” said a
returned missionary, who was address­
ing a Sunday-school, “if I tell you of an
adventure I once hud in India
While
going through a jungle I came fine to
fa< e with a lion. There was no chance
of retreat, and.I liad,noihing lo (Mend
myself with, I stood perfectly still, and
looked the tierce beast steadily in the
eye.”
“Which eye?” asked a breathless
little hoy.
T
l’oitlmid Market
Gentleman (just going, after having
his haircut, to bather): “I haven’t met
any barber like you for years.”
B.uber: “Always try to do my best,
WHEAT—Market,
steady
nominal at 70
sir.”
Gentleman: “I’m referring to your 72c, Eastern Oregon; Valley, 73 to 74c
originality. You me the only hail<he-t-er OA TS—N0.1. white, 34 to ¿6; grey, 32 @ 34c
during the last, ten years who IlHHII*t choice.
tol<l me my hair vas getting thin on the BARI.HY—Feed Jl6 50, to 17.00 brewing
f 19 00 to $20 00.
top.’*
POTATOES—In good
per sack.
Ordinance No.
demand
BUTTER—Store, in rolls 35
choice dairy, 50(g) 55c per roll;
per roll.
M2
at 50
to 55c
M 40c per roll
cieamery 60c
Au ordinance to lict iin kt vpers or proprie­
EGGS.—( ìioire candled ific per doz
tor* of shows, circusea or other nieaiiH of enter­
I’liLTS—Good demand atg (dice
tainment.
The people of Tillamook City do ordiiin as
WOOI.—Valley, ijrifciflc; Eastern Oregon. iOi^
follow*;—
14c-
Hee. 1. That no person, firm, company or cor­
IIIDEA—Dry, 13415c; green7c to 8e.
poration shall be » iig ^ed in, proc« cute or carry
DIUED APPLES— Evaporated blenrhed, 6
on iniy trade, ImsDi«**, 01 piotc-sioii hereinaf­
(dhSc ; evaporated tinbleaclied. 4'“<rf *4*'.
ter mentioned will.in the liiulls ol Tillamook
PEAKS—'■¿nil and evaporated. 3»(6c.
City Oregon, un: J Liivh prison, Him, 01 com­
pany or corpo;uii.iii
have tli*t ohtuimd
DRIED PLIMS—Pitie«», .|(<Ì5c; prunes, 2'.^
license therefor In the manner hereinafter pro­ SC.
vide«!.
CHICKENS— f3 5’ »it <4 00 springs f2 5
3 00
Sec. 2. That every person, firm, or company,
TURKEYS—Live. 10 11 for choice dressed
or corporation tequirvd )»y this ordinance to
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obtain a license to engage in any tinile, btisi
h I ih U
Fill a bottle or common gins with
mine and let it stand Kenly-four hours:
a sediment settling indicates an un­
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healthy condition of the kidneys. When
urine stains line.) it is evident of kidney
C arefully G raded C ommon ft trouble. Too frequent de*ire to urinate
or pain in the back, is also convincing
H igh S chool D epartment and proof that the kidneys and bladder aie
out of order.
T eacher ’ s C lass .
WH AT TO DO
Y ear divided into 2 terms of
There is comfort in the knowledge fo
four and a half months each .
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmei’s
Swamp-lioOl, the great kidney remedy
TUITION
fulfils every within relieving pain iu the
back, kidneys, liver, bladder and every
Per Term...... .. ....................................................
part of the minary passages. It corrects
Per Year
(in advance)
inability to hold u 1 ine and scalding pain
Per Month............................................................
in
passing it, or bad effects following use
Per Mouth
(primary department
of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes
that unpleasant necessity of being com­
pelled to g»'t up inanv times dining the
GO TO
night to urinate. The mild and ibeex-
t
traoidinaiy effect of Swamp-Root is soon
JONES BROS. realized. Il stands Hie highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing
cases, jf you need a medicin“ yon
. should have the best. Sold by dtuggis's,
price filly cents and one dollar. You
may have a samp e bottle ami pamphlet
both sent free by mail. Mention H eid
light and send your address to Dr.
Kilmer *.<• . Binghamton, N Y The
pi petoitof this piper guarantee the
g. nuineuess of this offer
Se Peet Se Bo e
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Livery -h jetable
DUCKS—Young, fs-oo 0$ jó 00
lies* or piofi ssion lor w ich license is required
by thiaordinaiice, s'iall pay to the < itv Tieusuier
GEESE - ;5 <>o 64, r-.<»O
Milch a mount as is hercillilUer 1 eq Hired, taking
hi* receipt therefor which receipt when pre
neuted to the City recorder ol snid City »hall
entitle the hoklei ihrivof to ajiccusf as therein
provided.
Hverybody Fays No.
Rec. 3 The keeper* or proprietors of every
Cnscarets < ’ami v Calhart ■<», the most won­
circu* shall pay f 25.o> f.»r e.n h mid evvi y exhi­
derful 111« ' di discovery of the age, pleas­
bition or perfot manee given within the limits ant and refreshing to the taste, aet gently
of the «aid City. Every building, tent, space,
and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels,
or ar< a where feat* <»f ho; leinaashlp and acro­ cleansing the entire system, dispel colds,
cure lieadnolie, lev« r, habitual constipation
batic sport* me exhibited or m<*nigciics kept
and biliousness. Please buy and try a box
shall be regarded as a eiicus n.id.-r this ordin
of C
(' to-day; 10. 2o, Ml rents, bold and
a ne'e.
guaranteed to cure by ull druggist*.
Theater* shill pty dally license of j soor a
weekly Hceu»cof I; 5’.
Every riitcttaiiimrnl
consisting in whole or part «»1 dramatic «»roper
ati«'represent da> 1. pvi f.n .»lance«, plays, con- !
1ILLAMOOK.
cetts. readings, lectures or other atuiiseneuls
excepting lulls and phouogr a ph« siall be ilvem-
e«l a tliea er within the 1:1 -ailing of this ordin
mice. I’lmnog-aphi* shill p iy a d lily lieen*«* ol
OOoents. K metascopes shall pay a daily license
of fi .00.
No license shall be re pitrv.I It >wewr of any
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
entertainment rx'iihiiloa or show go t n np
u holly by Ih Inliabi mils of tills Chy, 01 u hen
haded ourse of nstructs
8having. Hair Cutting and al) Tousorial Work
the puH’veds m isimi iti'in sueh entertainment
Done iu the Latest Style of the Art.
exhibition, or »h
- ar<- to h.- applied to the
HT At.PHONfiUS ACADEMY it divided i c
four departments, vix. Fiimary, Iutenncdi...e
i»eiiefit ot sir. rvli»aous chai liable, or uthr
J i a ni tu Ar, aud Senior.
public objects or purpose connected with the
City of I tllamook.
Shaving.
13 eta
Razors Honed
¡'he Year ia divided luto four terms of elei er
Sec 4. An,.' p‘rs»i, fl. a» c>i»;»my, o- car
Hair Cutting
15 eta.
On Short Notice
«ceka each.
|M>ratii>u vt tlallng any of the provi*' > is of th I*
Tillamook
Next Door to Post Office*
t
ordinance, upon conviction theieof s’.ia’.l be
deemed guilty of a miMlemau.tr and shall be
TUITION FEE-
flue«l in a s-itu 11 »t less than f 10 .>» nor tnoie
Tullloa Fee for one pupil tor a term of clever
than fyo w and the «**» t of pro«ecutioii amt in
»echo - In the rrimaiy Itepartmeut Two lr,p
i
In the tsTSKMKniars, Ta.il k llars
default 01 the pay ment ili.-i rot shall be co limit
t «1 to the < II) ail one «lay I t e;uh|i.oovf the :1
DEALER IN
Oaaaa, Foe. Do Leans; S.sui
fine. Iu any ease Iu wlrk-h th>s ordinance shall
sads Firs ItoLLaas.
be violated by a coiipmy. tir 11 ar «.'orpoiatkm
each nd vi lust me i'» r thrr.of or a iv per-«m
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
act.it 4 u» am ng. r la it I 1 shall . e vqu.tdy liable
Collections Receive Cireful and
Uud r the p<ov-Hi >•! <1 ( ill <n hrhks
p o. id
Instrumental mualo on the piano or the strin;
Prompt Attention.
ed how. s.
tha: a ju I
m at ot c oivu tiin, c.l luslrutuents, (or a term of eleven weeks, Ta.'
un ler th
p
sion at Illi* O limvic. of any
oll as.
BAY CITY, OREGQIM.
member ol such IL i.i, v inpauy 01 coipvratkni.
or the iu ma p - the roi. may be pie <1 d i 1 ).a- ! >
VOCAL
MUSIC
a *««t>*eq 1 id p a
liu.j a : .i.i t a > »l it. m a
Vocal music, K ight D ollars .
her or m tn uei of su *h firm. conqMiiy or cor
paratmn f» tie aaat.' o leu «-
thnt yon can drive with com­
fort and enjoyment.
Our patrons will find every,
thing in first class siiape and
our prices reasonable.
JONES BROS.
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St Alphonsus
T on ^ o ^ ial
ACADEXIY
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G. W. KIGER,
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B usiness D epartment -
In thcRusines Department, 9tenogt aphy, Book
keeping, and Type-writing nwhtded, if dvoiud
The common branches THiary-riva
for the whole courae.
Plain Sewing and Fancy Work free to th«
pupils on Saturday aiteruooa.
i.atlu, French and German included in the
Senior Grade. Privatelaoaoina in those
lan*
triage»Fiva ollars a term.
D oula *»
D
rarUcucar attautlon paid to Physical Traluli g
»ud EH ¡uelta.
Y« V
TvbareoRpit sad Swvke m lift» Awaj.
Tw quit lolMtccc easily aiwl forever be mog
: «lie. full of lite, nerve and vigor, take No-To
i»ae. the wr»n<K r-worker, that reakea weak men
s.rouf Ail dt uggisia, fete or fl. l ure guaran­
teed
Hook lei and «ample tree. Addreaa
BMrilBB Remedy Vo, Ckicaeo or New Yotk
r y v» 'xs*
K x PSRI-MCE.
NIGHT SCHOOL
Night School ope. t. yupia troua « <ra i.iil
S on. eommenems oa Moa<Uy Oct. nth TwiU?«
|i o> pet month.
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Hoard sod Tullio.
Urttafii wc«ka payablea«Rauc<
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hu attack of fever, was a great sufferer
êan
from pain in the ha< k and hips,’’writes
Louden Grover, of Sardis, Ky. “After
using quite a number of remedies with­
out any benefit she tried one hottie of
Chamberlain's Pain Bahn, and it has
given enthe relief.” Cha.a bei Iain’s
Pain Bahn is al>o a certain cure for
ibeu alimi.
Sold by S.J. Stuigeon.
OiOotei
And am now prepared ¡¡to tran­
sact all business usually connected
with such offices.
I expect to make a specialty of
the sale ofTillameok County >airy
Lands and for that purpose will
advertise extensively in eastern
papers. If you have any land, fbr
sale now is the time to bring it in
and list it.
If you want to buy or trade for
real estate, if you have property
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D. DeK. Bowman, ■>
Tillamook, Ore.
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C. A. BAILEY i
------ Dealer in-------
STUDEBAKER WAGONS,
Osborne Mowers
Buggies, liny rakes, plows and other farm
machinery. You can save money by
dealing with me.
Special Prices on Buggies and Spring
wagons.
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To the E ditor
1 have an absolute
remedy for Consumption. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been already
permanently cured. So proof-positive am I
of its power that I consider it my duty to
send two bottles free to those of your readers
who have Consumption,Throat, Bronchial or
Lung Trouble, if they will write me tlie'.r
express and postoffice address. Sincerely,
I. A SLOCUM, M. C., 183 Pearl St., Sew York.
Ujy- The Editorial and BusineBS Management of
this Paper Guarantee thia generous Proposition.__
This Is Your Opportunity.
On receipt of ten cents, cash or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Curo
(Ely’s Cream Balm) sufficient to demon­
strate the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
56 Warren St., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont.,
recommended Ely’ - Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize his statement, “It is a posi-
tive cure for catarrh if used as directed.”—
Rev. Francis W. Poole, Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely’s Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, 50 cents.
If Von Want
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Inltoiu.cd aid ci I is: tn- at its oebxk
P. M De* .list
Read »wood time at S v>
o’clock P I. D
1st n.)
lira.I ihiid lime
at N |o u caK'k I'. M lkv ,ust. tv#;. decl«re<l
adopted by theC»min»n Comril ami refeied
tv the Mayor Ikrj. ji*l. iS>’
Attest- by C N Drew, K. . 1 er iu am! for
Tillamook C Ity
Approved Jsunm v 3 IS0,
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jtlier’iuiproved or unimproved real
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the Lands of some on# wh® will ad­
vertise anti try to sell it, I have
just opened iu this city a thorough­
ly equipped
C. A. BAILEY,
Tillamook, Ore.
All Postmasters are authorized to take
subscriptions.
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Boots and SHOES
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BROWN the Shoemaker
The distin-ruDhe t New York chemist,
4<wntn, 'leuio iMr-i’i.;; ’’’sui*c.» jerv of a
t.tble and
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>11 try Tut e c ilos. ) ai.d I’, bronchial, throat
i.-igaii't cbrwt diseases stubborn roughs, lune
<td chest aft ctions. general decline and weak
n luasnl fk-«h. tied .t!1 c oidiikm* of wasting
. .y. w m el I’liKEE FREE BOTTf.ES (all
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Scie . t r ' <ilv d*‘Vclopr< re'T wonder*,
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at :■ « i-nklucvo a*»
hrne . ctllo hu
» iuit> a-cm beetain.ed by any nte \*r:>geutu*
ix .«s« lion ll at lung ttoiildCM and cun«ir.n’t
i t •-curable iu aiiv c'hnaie is proven b.
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the
world.
Medical ev’H'tts concede that bronchial <■) e
aud lung troubles iead to consomption, whic
uninterrupted, means speetly and ccrtai
death.
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street, New York. -_t\ n.r 1 0«: ♦> rat dexpre«
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