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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1892)
A TREASURE TROVE. Cecie, grand ; e. 1 ba' e found you out ut last. : <1 \i<u i.'.aydn p Puritanic scowl! Ji you v. < ru mere than | aint and can van now J’d nud • your formal ribs, despite your frown '*L: t oft I as checked tuy uajety, and vow No j dlicr lover ever bitflmd. To think Tl.r,t you should scribble rhymes to Prudence. Patience. Priscilla, (.’uloris, Phyllis and a score Of prim enchantresses, were ptut belief. I!.. 1 I not ample proof of it. 'i bis roll Of telltale pupers that 1 found today In a neglected, curious ohi i re.-s. (lives evidence that in your bosom burned A love like mine. Here’s one insc ribed to Phy lì is. And 1 will read it. Come, prepare to blush! “i lot k up'ii the heavens bi<h. Arid Io, the heavens are blue: I look into my true love’s eye. Anti fimi the self tain j hue. They say that heaven is there above. And jet in vain I peer. But when 1 look upon my love I know that heaven i.» here.” How’s this? How’s this? My grandmother’s were gray ! Hrr t yes were gray, for 1 remember them! And here r.re many verses i i<>ro that pruine i.jcs brown and black an I dark and golden hair— A. cd all well rhymed and smooth. Woo l sir. No more beneath jour frown, with nimble tin gi hi . I’ll count sweet syllables that whisper love. Put these, with a tered i a. <*.-. I’ll <•< py out To send to those \ h • t ■ s m , heart in play. Gt od sir, for t his rich lega« \ 1 t hank you! -P. McArthur in New England Magazine. Ilot ( limn'es. Which is the very hottest r gion of the globe i3<lispute<l warmly some times by travelers. The thormo ne ter will not decide, in the sense we refer to, because local conditions have such great influence on our feeling of misery. Tin se who have been quartered at Adi .1 would not allow that any spot on this upper earth can be more av. l il than that. But vnfortunates who l ave dwelt in Neinilo mock the terrors of Aden. Visitors to Bushire, in the Peisinn gulf, talk lightly of Scinde; and Russians assert that there are di ■ triets in central Asia more terrible than all three. One would incline to believe them also if only it w< re proved possible to live through a summer in heat more cruel than that of Scinde, for instance. Americans also put in a claim for their great desert. One thing is assured that the famous Sahara does not approach any of those mentioned. In some parts of Scinde necessity taught the inhabit ants ages ago to invent an appara tus for cooling their rooms, winch we were glad to adopt under the name “windsail." London Standard. (•citing Even. Mr. J. was clerk in a city office, and owing to the j a lousy of his fel low clerks was daily subjected to many jaitty annoyances. One day liis enemies thought they had hit on a plan which would amuse them and add to J.'s discomfort. The next morning when Mr. .1, entered the office one after another came up and said to him in a tone of horror: “Why, whatever is the matter with you? Are you ill? You look simply ghastly.” Mr. J. sat listening quietly for a few minutes; then suddenly, to the surprise of everybody, got oil his stool and sli|.]ied into the manager's office. A short time only had elapsed when the manager appeared, fol lowed by Mr. J., and addressing the astonished clerks said "As Mr. J. is so unwell, I have grunted him permission to take a day or two's holiday, so you must di vide his work equally among you until lie returns." - London Tit Bits. A SIASCONSET FISH STORY. A nnmb r « t ancient tinherinen were telling stories of their early (lays in the (Uaint little village of Suisconset. There v. ero a number of sninmer visitors in the r«,om, r.ml they seemed to enjoy the yarns which were l>eing spun immense ly. Finally an old. dried up man with p. purple wen on his neck and a handful of white chin whiskers said: •’Talk about the whaling days in Sias conset: why. I can remember when the whales were so thick around here that it was a common thing for them to crawl r.pon the shore like turtles to sun them selves.” ••How long ago was that?’ asked an anxious bystander. “About forty years ago,” replied the ohl man. “and in those days the whales hail oil in them, too. that was worth talking aliout. 1 have seen them tap a whale, and by the time the oil was out of him there didn’t seem to be skin enough left to cover a baseball. But now they are kinder nonexplosive.” ••What do yon mean by nonexplosive?’ asked a bystander as he handed the hoary grandsire of Siascom <*t a flask with which to warm himself up a bit. “I mean.” replied the Siasconseter as he handed the flask back with a smile, “that the whiles used to he so full o’ oil that if yon put a wick in one of them and lit it it would burn for almost six months.” Thu crowd became very attentive as the old man continued: “We used to burn chunks of whale in the stove, and it made the finest tire you ever saw. We had the whale, or part of one, hanging up like a sheep in the back yard, and whenever we wanted to start a fire we would just stop out with a hatchet and chop a chunk or two that would fit the stove”----- “Have another drink?” interrupted the man with the flask. “Don't mind if 1 do.” replied the an cient Siasconseter. Here betook a good pull, and handing the flask back continued in a sad. re flective tone: “I once knew an old whaler who has been dead a great many years His end was very sad.” “How did he die?” asked a bystander. “Killed by a whale,” said the grand sire of Siasconset. “Out on the water of course,” sug gested 1 he stranger. “No: out in the back yard.” “Hit him with bis tail?” “No,” replied the Siascono t romancer. “You see, the old man hauled off at the whale with his hatchet”----- “Ami the whale bit him in half before ho could strike?” “Not much; the whale was dead.” “Then how could he have killed your ancient friend?” “This way,” said the old man delib erately: “he drojiped a spark by acci dent out of his pip«* and it fell upon the whale. Th«? whale exploded like a ker osene oil lamp and scattered my friend from Siasconset to Tuckahoe. “As it was night the oc«*an was light ed up for miles, ami over at Martha s Vineyard they thought Nantucket was having its lir>t volcano. 1 tell you the whal« s in the old «lays were” — Here the <>l<l Siasconseter looked around to find that all his hearer* had slipped softly away, th«? summer visitors in all probability overcome by his grace ful, easy going style of dealing with the truth, and his compatriots rick to the core with envy.—Detroit Frei Press. A Jungle Joke. 1r Down on Ills* Lurk. A tramp moved toward one of the little red tubs in Grand Circus park, und lifting it to his lips drank long and thirstily, lndeisl lie was still drinking when a jiolicetnan accosted him. "Look here, my man, can you read t" "Yes," said the tramp humbly, "a little." "What do the let tern on that tub say ?" "Says they're for dogs." "Then what did you drink out of it fort" "That meant me too.” "You lazy good for nothing, you'd ought to lie aahatned of yourself to force yourself into the cumpany of your letters." "I am," said the trump gently, “and I axes pardon of the dogs." The humility of the man was too much for the official, who walked off to find some other offender. — De troit Free Press A Clever Hrply. In a volume of memoirs it is told that 011 the first council day after Lord Derby'» elevation to the pre miership Greville showed his disap proval by not appearing in his place as dork. Some busyliody asked Lord Derby whether he had noticed Greville's alwenee, and Lord Derby replied, with a face of Iwiievoleut apology: "No, really! You know, 1 am the most inattentive fellow in the world alsnit them things. I never notice, when I ring the liell, whether John or Thomas answers It Luvv'a Yosug l)re»iu. Mrs. Dweutiofl Vy you admires dot man so, Rachel t Daughter He pought dose glothea nnt our store, and he ¡ss*omes dem ao Isuiutiful New York Weekly. llrmru. Heaven will lie no heaven to me if I do not meet my wit'e there —An drew Jackson. I I., H iser , Pres. .¿nd Manager ] 1 Win b.l-erniaii. Vice President Win D Stillwell, Treasurer > L Cieiishaw, Secretary Wm Barker. «•uperinten lent I An Ohl Wlinler’« IX'llxhllill Way of Un- ti rtuinhij Summer Visitor*. Chimpanzee (professional humorist of the district) I say that dude hunter must have felt very «'.own in the mouth when you swallowed him. — Brooklvn Life. Not hi» X ery Oue<*r. “I heard a qu« • r story about that mountain «<v« r yonder from your native driver today.” “What was that?’ “A young lady ami gentleman went out fora walk on that hill; they went up higher ami higher, and—never came back again.” “Dear me! what be« ame of the un happy pair?” “They went down on the other side.” —White Mountain Echo. The Marne. SigMul’s Lily Ihsfg. th« World’s Newly Crowned Hutter Queen. We have the pleasure of laying before <»ur dairy and creamery column waders a portrait of the new butter queen. Sig nal*» Lily Flagg. The picture is repro duced from The Breeder’s Gazette. On ihe last day of her test. May 31. Lily’s r.iilk yielded 4 pounds 10*2 ounce» of butter. The cow is of Frankfort (Ky.) ancestry, but was born and rear?«i in Alabama, ft is a little curious that the south, where an idea obtained that Jer- MAXt rACTl KhK- <>1 ASI» I1KAÍ.KK» IN AM Rough and °»' Lumber. Merchantable Dressed Moulding of Every Description, Brackets, Etc. Flooring and Rustic a Specialty. » ALL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY- OltEŒOlT. TILLAMOOK, SIGNAL’S LILY FLAGG. soys would not thrive, has product <1 the most remarkable Jersey butter cow in America, if not in the world. The other great butter cows must surrender the bell to Signal’s Lily Flagg, of Hans ville, Ala. A writer in The Rural New Yorker says: The Jersey cow Signal’s Lily Flagg Pd.035, has just completed a full year’s test, which puts her at the head of dairy cows. In cne year, ending May 31. 1892 she made 1.047 pounds ounces of well worked butter from slightly over 10,COO pounds of milk. The best day’s performance was 50 pounds 4 ounces of milk. The best month’s record was 1.356 pounds « f milk, making 115 p< unds 15 ounces of butter. The lx i week’s test was 27 pounds 1->l j ounces of butter. The cow is described as follows: She is 8 years old, grayi. h fawn color, «lark shadings on fore legs, star in forehead, white belly and switch, horns incurving an l of medium siz ? an«l rich ness. small bone, long lean face, thin withers, deep flanks, body good length ami < f w«*dge form, rather heavy, coarse tail, only fair “selvage” escutcheon, udder large ami capacious, milking out cl< an. teats good size, milk veins very large and tortuous: estimated weight of cow, 950 i muds. Her pedigree is not “fashionable;” it is hard to tell to what • family” she be longs. Her feed consisted of oats and corn ground together with bran amlo'l tmal. She ate thirty-two quarts per day of this, with p i ture in summer and hay and < nsilage in winter. Th« Curd. Fpon the racks keep tlio curd fine and stir it until the whey is all exhausted. At this time have the curd about four inches (hep on the racks, cover it up and allow it to mat together. As soon as it will liohl together, cut the curd througii the mid«Jt lengthv.i-<*. then ( lit crosswise, : o as to have the curd ii. pieces about ■ ■'.io loot wide and two feet long. Fll • these pieces two or three feet deep - n th* center of th * racks. After this repile r'l eijnently and make the piles m arly us hi Ji : < the rides of the vat. Keep just enough 1? t water ui’.d« r the latk^ to kc pthocufl :.t from 91 to 93 «legs., until the cur l is ready U bo run through the curd mill. Keep the vat covered up at all times as much a « possible until th«? curd is ripe enough to grind. For home use the cur l should show on the hot iron from one-fourt h inch of acid in im.lwinter * > o :•» inch « f acid i i summer. For the « xport and southern market or long ke« ping ch • se about doubl«* the above amount <f acid ano ripening « f the curd would ! e re(piire«l. As s«M»n as the cur«I is properly ripere«l it shouhl lx* run through the < urd mill, then stirred about ten minutes, then saltetl with the lx*st salt « btainable. The salt shouhl lx» thoroughly mixed with the curd. Then the curd should remain «n the rack ten or fifteen min utes. and go to press at aliout th«* same temperature the milk was when the rennet extract wns put into it. The amount • f salt used should vary fr«'ni about two pounds iu midwinter to 21» pounds in midsummer to each 100 pounds of curd or I < hm > pounds of milk. When the curd g< **8 to press it shouhl have a rath«*r mellow « r velvety feel ing. If th«* granub.r process is adopted the general make thouhl b<* the same, except that the rvntiing through the curd mill should lx* omitted. — Ex chan g«* "How is the coffee today?" inquired lii'Hiul Y«> <r Cbeete. Mrs. Hashem Dairy and F •••! Commissioner M- ■ "I don't think," replied Bill) Bliven, a., lie looked critically into liis cup, Neal, of (»iiio. is making an earnest ef "that its condition has changed materi fort toenf »rce the provisions of the new ally since). sterda) " Waslongt aiStar. law relati g to th«* branding of cheese. At a reevat conference lx*tween the Authority for It. commissi* n and a numlwr of cheese Mrs. Fearv—IX» von think the silver manufactu.’era “it was then* agreeil display« «1 by the Flashmans last night that the b’ttvr fats in Ohio full cr«*am cheese »h aid N* in the same ratio t«» was soli«I? Mrs. Lender—I know it. Most of it Ohio standard milk that Minnesota un«l has I m n in my family over fifty years. New York full ert am cheese l»ears to the milk pr«slue» l in those states.” —Jewelers' Weekly. With tin-' understanding C«»mmi-sioner The Wrong Kind. McNeal r pleats the manuf;:ctnr»*rs to First Tramp Did you get a bite at brand tluir products according to the per cent, of fats to total s< li«l. in th»* f< 1- the last house at which you called? Second Tramp Yes. and lost the seat lowing standards: Ohio ful! er» am. 4<> of my tri lls, rs by it. New Y< rk Pre» per cent.; Ohio state chev*c. W p* i cent.; Ohio standard, 16 |x*r cent.; • >hio Th»* Ohl Myle and th«* New. skimmvtl. all below 10 jw r cent. The The ohi time parent did not wear out attorney general of the state has fur the little breeches of his son. They were nished an opinion that the law requires carefully reim»v»sl liefere tin* wear and the branding of ch»ese according t*» the tear livgan. Galveston News |H*r cent, of butter fats contain««! in the milk from which thec-hee-»« is made, not Thr I .«•vrllng l*r»»«*r«M. according to the jx< vent, of butter fats Oh. why should the spirit of mortal l»e contained in thechee*** itself. Further- proud? mor»», the attorney general is« f the<»pin- With must It* Mini intellect rivhlj rndonvd. ion that the law require** the branding He starts out in life with hoprtul intent, Ei|*vciing at least to become president: of all cheese made in the state whether But wfcetUng awhile with lift and its ilia. sold in or out of the ttate.—Breeder’s He’s content if he settle* his gr«» • r\ bills. Gaiette. —Kansas l tty Journal. T ruc k e e L u m ber Tl ley l<t?ep on hands at their store in Idol>isonvilIt? tlio largost tstocl< ot goods in Tillamook: County. NT S DT)K A« I Slociti-iei TILLAMOOK, SAN FRANCISCO AMD W¿Y FCRTS M kes regular trips about every two waks, tbs waather Permitting. Tiit? Th'- fast ■‘a'liiig S ih . 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