A TREASURE
TROVE.
Cecie, grand ; e. 1 ba' e found you out ut last.
: <1 \i<u i.'.aydn p
Puritanic scowl!
Ji you v. < ru mere than | aint and can van now
J’d nud • your formal ribs, despite your frown
'*L: t oft I as checked tuy uajety, and vow
No j dlicr lover ever bitflmd.
To think
Tl.r,t you should scribble rhymes to Prudence.
Patience.
Priscilla, (.’uloris, Phyllis and a score
Of prim enchantresses, were ptut belief.
I!.. 1 I not ample proof of it. 'i bis roll
Of telltale pupers that 1 found today
In a neglected, curious ohi i re.-s.
(lives evidence that in your bosom burned
A love like mine. Here’s one insc ribed to
Phy lì is.
And 1 will read it. Come, prepare to blush!
“i lot k up'ii the heavens bi<h.
Arid Io, the heavens are blue:
I look into my true love’s eye.
Anti fimi the self tain j hue.
They say that heaven is there above.
And jet in vain I peer.
But when 1 look upon my love
I know that heaven i.» here.”
How’s this? How’s this? My grandmother’s
were gray !
Hrr t yes were gray, for 1 remember them!
And here r.re many verses i i<>ro that pruine
i.jcs brown and black an I dark and golden
hair—
A. cd all well rhymed and smooth. Woo l sir.
No more beneath jour frown, with nimble tin
gi hi .
I’ll count sweet syllables that whisper love.
Put these, with a tered i a. <*.-. I’ll <•< py out
To send to those \ h • t ■ s m , heart in play.
Gt od sir, for t his rich lega« \ 1 t hank you!
-P. McArthur in New England Magazine.
Ilot ( limn'es.
Which is the very hottest r gion
of the globe i3<lispute<l warmly some
times by travelers. The thormo ne
ter will not decide, in the sense we
refer to, because local conditions
have such great influence on our
feeling of misery. Tin se who have
been quartered at Adi .1 would not
allow that any spot on this upper
earth can be more av. l il than that.
But vnfortunates who l ave dwelt in
Neinilo mock the terrors of Aden.
Visitors to Bushire, in the Peisinn
gulf, talk lightly of Scinde; and
Russians assert that there are di ■
triets in central Asia more terrible
than all three.
One would incline to believe them
also if only it w< re proved possible
to live through a summer in heat
more cruel than that of Scinde, for
instance. Americans also put in a
claim for their great desert. One
thing is assured that the famous
Sahara does not approach any of
those mentioned. In some parts of
Scinde necessity taught the inhabit
ants ages ago to invent an appara
tus for cooling their rooms, winch
we were glad to adopt under the
name “windsail." London Standard.
(•citing Even.
Mr. J. was clerk in a city office,
and owing to the j a lousy of his fel
low clerks was daily subjected to
many jaitty annoyances. One day
liis enemies thought they had hit on
a plan which would amuse them and
add to J.'s discomfort. The next
morning when Mr. .1, entered the
office one after another came up and
said to him in a tone of horror:
“Why, whatever is the matter
with you? Are you ill? You look
simply ghastly.”
Mr. J. sat listening quietly for a
few minutes; then suddenly, to the
surprise of everybody, got oil his
stool and sli|.]ied into the manager's
office. A short time only had elapsed
when the manager appeared, fol
lowed by Mr. J., and addressing the
astonished clerks said
"As Mr. J. is so unwell, I have
grunted him permission to take a
day or two's holiday, so you must di
vide his work equally among you
until lie returns." - London Tit Bits.
A SIASCONSET
FISH
STORY.
A nnmb r « t ancient tinherinen were
telling stories of their early (lays in the
(Uaint little village of Suisconset. There
v. ero a number of sninmer visitors in the
r«,om, r.ml they seemed to enjoy the
yarns which were l>eing spun immense
ly. Finally an old. dried up man with
p. purple wen on his neck and a handful
of white chin whiskers said:
•’Talk about the whaling days in Sias
conset: why. I can remember when the
whales were so thick around here that it
was a common thing for them to crawl
r.pon the shore like turtles to sun them
selves.”
••How long ago was that?’ asked an
anxious bystander.
“About forty years ago,” replied the
ohl man. “and in those days the whales
hail oil in them, too. that was worth
talking aliout. 1 have seen them tap a
whale, and by the time the oil was out
of him there didn’t seem to be skin
enough left to cover a baseball. But
now they are kinder nonexplosive.”
••What do yon mean by nonexplosive?’
asked a bystander as he handed the
hoary grandsire of Siascom <*t a flask
with which to warm himself up a bit.
“I mean.” replied the Siasconseter as
he handed the flask back with a smile,
“that the whiles used to he so full o’
oil that if yon put a wick in one of
them and lit it it would burn for almost
six months.”
Thu crowd became very attentive as
the old man continued:
“We used to burn chunks of whale in
the stove, and it made the finest tire you
ever saw. We had the whale, or part of
one, hanging up like a sheep in the back
yard, and whenever we wanted to start
a fire we would just stop out with a
hatchet and chop a chunk or two that
would fit the stove”-----
“Have another drink?” interrupted the
man with the flask.
“Don't mind if 1 do.” replied the an
cient Siasconseter.
Here betook a good pull, and handing
the flask back continued in a sad. re
flective tone:
“I once knew an old whaler who has
been dead a great many years His end
was very sad.”
“How did he die?” asked a bystander.
“Killed by a whale,” said the grand
sire of Siasconset.
“Out on the water of course,” sug
gested 1 he stranger.
“No: out in the back yard.”
“Hit him with bis tail?”
“No,” replied the Siascono t romancer.
“You see, the old man hauled off at the
whale with his hatchet”-----
“Ami the whale bit him in half before
ho could strike?”
“Not much; the whale was dead.”
“Then how could he have killed your
ancient friend?”
“This way,” said the old man delib
erately: “he drojiped a spark by acci
dent out of his pip«* and it fell upon the
whale. Th«? whale exploded like a ker
osene oil lamp and scattered my friend
from Siasconset to Tuckahoe.
“As it was night the oc«*an was light
ed up for miles, ami over at Martha s
Vineyard they thought Nantucket was
having its lir>t volcano. 1 tell you the
whal« s in the old «lays were” —
Here the <>l<l Siasconseter looked
around to find that all his hearer* had
slipped softly away, th«? summer visitors
in all probability overcome by his grace
ful, easy going style of dealing with the
truth, and his compatriots rick to the
core with envy.—Detroit Frei Press.
A Jungle Joke.
1r
Down on Ills* Lurk.
A tramp moved toward one of the
little red tubs in Grand Circus park,
und lifting it to his lips drank long
and thirstily, lndeisl lie was still
drinking when a jiolicetnan accosted
him.
"Look here, my man, can you
read t"
"Yes," said the tramp humbly, "a
little."
"What do the let tern on that tub
say ?"
"Says they're for dogs."
"Then what did you drink out of
it fort"
"That meant me too.”
"You lazy good for nothing, you'd
ought to lie aahatned of yourself to
force yourself into the cumpany of
your letters."
"I am," said the trump gently,
“and I axes pardon of the dogs."
The humility of the man was too
much for the official, who walked off
to find some other offender. — De
troit Free Press
A Clever Hrply.
In a volume of memoirs it is told
that 011 the first council day after
Lord Derby'» elevation to the pre
miership Greville showed his disap
proval by not appearing in his place
as dork.
Some busyliody asked
Lord Derby whether he had noticed
Greville's alwenee, and Lord Derby
replied, with a face of Iwiievoleut
apology: "No, really! You know, 1
am the most inattentive fellow in
the world alsnit them things. I
never notice, when I ring the liell,
whether John or Thomas answers
It
Luvv'a Yosug l)re»iu.
Mrs. Dweutiofl Vy you admires
dot man so, Rachel t
Daughter He pought dose glothea
nnt our store, and he ¡ss*omes dem
ao Isuiutiful New York Weekly.
llrmru.
Heaven will lie no heaven to me if
I do not meet my wit'e there —An
drew Jackson.
I I., H iser , Pres. .¿nd Manager ]
1 Win b.l-erniaii. Vice President
Win D Stillwell, Treasurer >
L Cieiishaw, Secretary
Wm Barker. «•uperinten lent I
An Ohl Wlinler’« IX'llxhllill Way of Un-
ti rtuinhij Summer Visitor*.
Chimpanzee (professional humorist of
the district) I say that dude hunter
must have felt very «'.own in the mouth
when you swallowed him. — Brooklvn
Life.
Not hi» X ery Oue<*r.
“I heard a qu« • r story about that
mountain «<v« r yonder from your native
driver today.”
“What was that?’
“A young lady ami gentleman went
out fora walk on that hill; they went
up higher ami higher, and—never came
back again.”
“Dear me! what be« ame of the un
happy pair?”
“They went down on the other side.”
—White Mountain Echo.
The Marne.
SigMul’s Lily Ihsfg. th« World’s Newly
Crowned Hutter Queen.
We have the pleasure of laying before
<»ur dairy and creamery column waders
a portrait of the new butter queen. Sig
nal*» Lily Flagg. The picture is repro
duced from The Breeder’s Gazette. On
ihe last day of her test. May 31. Lily’s
r.iilk yielded 4 pounds 10*2 ounce» of
butter. The cow is of Frankfort (Ky.)
ancestry, but was born and rear?«i in
Alabama, ft is a little curious that the
south, where an idea obtained that Jer-
MAXt rACTl KhK- <>1 ASI» I1KAÍ.KK» IN AM
Rough
and
°»'
Lumber.
Merchantable
Dressed
Moulding of Every Description, Brackets, Etc. Flooring and Rustic a Specialty.
»
ALL
ORDERS
FILLED PROMPTLY-
OltEŒOlT.
TILLAMOOK,
SIGNAL’S LILY FLAGG.
soys would not thrive, has product <1 the
most remarkable Jersey butter cow in
America, if not in the world. The other
great butter cows must surrender the
bell to Signal’s Lily Flagg, of Hans
ville, Ala.
A writer in The Rural New Yorker
says:
The Jersey cow Signal’s Lily Flagg
Pd.035, has just completed a full year’s
test, which puts her at the head of dairy
cows. In cne year, ending May 31. 1892
she made 1.047 pounds
ounces of
well worked butter from slightly over
10,COO pounds of milk. The best day’s
performance was 50 pounds 4 ounces of
milk. The best month’s record was 1.356
pounds « f milk, making 115 p< unds 15
ounces of butter. The lx i week’s test
was 27 pounds 1->l j ounces of butter. The
cow is described as follows:
She is 8 years old, grayi. h fawn
color, «lark shadings on fore legs, star in
forehead, white belly and switch, horns
incurving an l of medium siz ? an«l rich
ness. small bone, long lean face, thin
withers, deep flanks, body good length
ami < f w«*dge form, rather heavy, coarse
tail, only fair “selvage” escutcheon,
udder large ami capacious, milking out
cl< an. teats good size, milk veins very
large and tortuous: estimated weight of
cow, 950 i muds.
Her pedigree is not “fashionable;” it
is hard to tell to what • family” she be
longs. Her feed consisted of oats and
corn ground together with bran amlo'l
tmal. She ate thirty-two quarts per
day of this, with p i ture in summer and
hay and < nsilage in winter.
Th« Curd.
Fpon the racks keep tlio curd fine and
stir it until the whey is all exhausted.
At this time have the curd about four
inches (hep on the racks, cover it up
and allow it to mat together. As soon
as it will liohl together, cut the curd
througii the mid«Jt lengthv.i-<*. then
( lit crosswise, : o as to have the curd ii.
pieces about ■ ■'.io loot wide and two feet
long. Fll • these pieces two or three
feet deep - n th* center of th * racks.
After this repile r'l eijnently and make
the piles m arly us hi Ji : < the rides of
the vat. Keep just enough 1? t water
ui’.d« r the latk^ to kc pthocufl :.t from
91 to 93 «legs., until the cur l is ready U
bo run through the curd mill. Keep
the vat covered up at all times as much
a « possible until th«? curd is ripe enough
to grind.
For home use the cur l should show
on the hot iron from one-fourt h inch of
acid in im.lwinter * > o :•» inch « f acid i i
summer. For the « xport and southern
market or long ke« ping ch • se about
doubl«* the above amount <f acid ano
ripening « f the curd would ! e re(piire«l.
As s«M»n as the cur«I is properly ripere«l
it shouhl lx* run through the < urd mill,
then stirred about ten minutes, then
saltetl with the lx*st salt « btainable.
The salt shouhl lx» thoroughly mixed
with the curd. Then the curd should
remain «n the rack ten or fifteen min
utes. and go to press at aliout th«* same
temperature the milk was when the
rennet extract wns put into it. The
amount • f salt used should vary fr«'ni
about two pounds iu midwinter to 21»
pounds in midsummer to each 100
pounds of curd or I < hm > pounds of milk.
When the curd g< **8 to press it shouhl
have a rath«*r mellow « r velvety feel
ing. If th«* granub.r process is adopted
the general make thouhl b<* the same,
except that the rvntiing through the
curd mill should lx* omitted. — Ex
chan g«*
"How is the coffee today?" inquired
lii'Hiul Y«> <r Cbeete.
Mrs. Hashem
Dairy and F •••! Commissioner M- ■
"I don't think," replied Bill) Bliven,
a., lie looked critically into liis cup, Neal, of (»iiio. is making an earnest ef
"that its condition has changed materi fort toenf »rce the provisions of the new
ally since). sterda) " Waslongt aiStar. law relati g to th«* branding of cheese.
At a reevat conference lx*tween the
Authority for It.
commissi* n and a numlwr of cheese
Mrs. Fearv—IX» von think the silver manufactu.’era “it was then* agreeil
display« «1 by the Flashmans last night that the b’ttvr fats in Ohio full cr«*am
cheese »h aid N* in the same ratio t«»
was soli«I?
Mrs. Lender—I know it. Most of it Ohio standard milk that Minnesota un«l
has I m n in my family over fifty years. New York full ert am cheese l»ears to
the milk pr«slue» l in those states.”
—Jewelers' Weekly.
With tin-' understanding C«»mmi-sioner
The Wrong Kind.
McNeal r pleats the manuf;:ctnr»*rs to
First Tramp Did you get a bite at brand tluir products according to the
per cent, of fats to total s< li«l. in th»* f< 1-
the last house at which you called?
Second Tramp Yes. and lost the seat lowing standards: Ohio ful! er» am. 4<>
of my tri lls, rs by it. New Y< rk Pre» per cent.; Ohio state chev*c. W p* i
cent.; Ohio standard, 16 |x*r cent.; • >hio
Th»* Ohl Myle and th«* New.
skimmvtl. all below 10 jw r cent. The
The ohi time parent did not wear out attorney general of the state has fur
the little breeches of his son. They were nished an opinion that the law requires
carefully reim»v»sl liefere tin* wear and the branding of ch»ese according t*» the
tear livgan. Galveston News
|H*r cent, of butter fats contain««! in the
milk from which thec-hee-»« is made, not
Thr I .«•vrllng l*r»»«*r«M.
according to the jx< vent, of butter fats
Oh. why should the spirit of mortal l»e contained in thechee*** itself. Further-
proud?
mor»», the attorney general is« f the<»pin-
With must It* Mini intellect rivhlj rndonvd.
ion that the law require** the branding
He starts out in life with hoprtul intent,
Ei|*vciing at least to become president:
of all cheese made in the state whether
But wfcetUng awhile with lift and its ilia.
sold in or out of the ttate.—Breeder’s
He’s content if he settle* his gr«» • r\ bills.
Gaiette.
—Kansas l tty Journal.
T ruc k e e L u m ber
Tl ley l<t?ep on hands at their store in
Idol>isonvilIt? tlio largost tstocl< ot goods
in Tillamook: County.
NT S DT)K
A«
I
Slociti-iei
TILLAMOOK, SAN FRANCISCO AMD W¿Y FCRTS
M kes regular trips about every two waks, tbs waather Permitting.
Tiit?
Th'- fast ■‘a'liiig S ih . T ki ckei : l;r.s been sp ■ ;.illy fitted lip 1er ■. nriMiig pun-
senger*. Fo!*‘.wing are the rates:
cah : n I'A-stc.i-:
STEERAGE one w.i)
Eie gilt, Genen I Merci ami's , l’.utl ini i r Sai Eiarcre <..
K. S ibley ,
. «!'•
Í-A P r t'
h
Hobsonville, Ore.
Manager,
MEN! WHY ARE YOU WEAK.?
AND SUSPENSORY FOR.
7
•i :¿ k F £
WIAK^IEI
V/h'O ARE DEBILITATED. AND SUFFERING
from N ervous D ebilit ? S eminal W eak -
" , nes 3. L osses D rains . I mpotency ofi
,
L ost M anhood . R heumatism , L ame
B ack . K i dney T^ ubles . N ervousnes
S leeplessne 55.R) or M emor Y& general I ll H ealth
the effects of abuses, excesses, worry and exposure.
U«»
we have a relief and cure
In your ignorance of effects
and vitality — which is
system the elements thus
strength and vigor will fol
cure or money refunded.
Dr. Sanden's Electric i
after all other treatments
testify, and from many of
For such sufferer
in our marvel jus invention, which requires but a trial to convince the most skeptical.
I
or °y chesses, or exj>osure, you miv have unduly drained your system of nerve force
5
electricity —and thus caused your weakness or lack of force. If you replace into your
A
drained, wh ch are required for vigorous strength, you will remove the cause, and health,
low •• at V once and
in u a Iiuiwica,
natural way. This
—
..XJ ...
*1113 I. is our plan and treatment, and we guarantee a
Send for our Illustrated Pamphlets, free ; sent by* mail, sealed.
B'lt is no
experiment,
restored
thousands to robust health and vigor,
iD-u
-,---------
:----- < as
__ we
— have
t----- -----
.
failed, as can be shown by hun«’reds of cases throughout this State, who would gladly
whom we have strong letters bearing testimony to their recovery after using our Belt.
V
THE
DR. SHNDEN
ELECTRIC BELT
is a complete galv.in'c battery, made into a belt ,o as to be ea-:iy «■ > n 1 i-ln r wirlc or at rest, aid it gives soothing, prolonged currents
which are instantly felt tlir .ughout all weak parts, or we forfeit $5 OOO. It has an Improved Electric Suepen.ory, the
greatest bo n ever given weak men, and we warrant it to cure any of the above weaknesses, and to enlarge shrunken limbs, or parts, or
Money Refunded. They are graded in s-rength to meet all stage, of weakness in young, middle-aged or old men, and will cure
the worst cases in two or three month,. Address
SANDEN ELECTRIC CO., 172 First St., PORTLAND, OREGON.
MISS’OUTSSEIE
■■■■»■■■■I Hank,
win. <in.v ... »• i r the ih'i.’
v
m*tx(ntr.un< *.ailwinnintr. 1*. rfe. t
work, weight, and cann.t l •• d *
tevt**d by«»liKMer!«. Confidential
<
t><*e with game* itmt-
«
¡1 •*«-<■»• {4
tes.
l-'alr Bird« Eye. tv
r it pair. I. io; l vied,
btirh or low, 115. Oi
v work, to ti i-«. b • e. 11
or V It ilb h. pair, ,'l; ivorv. |< Mt F . -t in . rk- d
card-ma,ie
(l.ii “»a |
k
• FMJL
Dux? guaranu vd.
KLY HK un B ox k, t*iieMu, U,
HERCULES
SHILOH S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
The success of this Great Cou^h Cure is
without a parallel in the history of medicine.
AU druffxiwts are authorized to sell it on a pos
itive guarantee, a test thst no other cure can
successfully stand. That it may become
known, the Proprietors, at an enormous ex
pense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into
every home in the United States and Canada.
If von have a Cough. Sore Throat, or Bron
chitis. use it, for ft will cure you. If your
child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough. use
it promptly, and relief is snre. If you dread
that insidious disease Consumption, use it.
Ask your Druggist for SHILOH S CVRE,
Price lOcts. SOcts. audit 00. If your Lungs
are sore or Back lame. □«• Shiloh's Porous
Plaster. Price 2'cts. For sa c by all Drug
gists aud Dealers.
ENGINES
Ao Battsrt«, ar Weetnc SP»rk tn can for. tiikra bo meli or dirt.
Kodout » or fz^i» rxplosioar. «> frequent with the unrellahlo r.oerít,
t, w Oaa/^olf AutomeHceUy.
tura
X7heel. ead
ar runs
^-ae- “rf :roB^
e
'sparto. e=d ir thrrefr^
ot ord. r than any other Caj or Gasoline Ungine now bu.-t-
SE1TD POR ILLUSTRATA) DESCRITTI VE CIRCULAR TO
Sil Funesta, Cal.
PALMER & REY,