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SOCIETIES OF KLAMATH FALLS I Noah Undor Sjspioion. The last copy of the Ararat Journal, published three days l*f<>re the flood, has recently l«een excavated from tbs top drawer of an oriental magnate’s desk. It says editorially: “The radical utterances of old man Noah ar,» to be strongly deprecated by all conservative cltlaena. Esisslally do we deplore his unwarranted attacku on the sin trust and its worthy board ©f directors. “Aside from the fact that these gen tlemen stand very high In the commu nity. such wild denunciation and pre dictions of our people listened to last eveniug are likely to produce an unset tled conditions of affairs aud damage business. “It ts generally believed that his mo tives are not above suspicion. In fact, those who are well informed bint that the old man has some watered aud un digested stock of his own which bo expects to float na teou as the sin trust is swam,>ed.’'—Tuck. A.O. U, W.—Linkville Lodge No. 110 meets in the A.O. I’. W. hall every Tuesday evening. Visiting Brothers al- way, welcome. John Vaden, St. W. J. W. Siemens. Recorder. Evangeline l-.xlge No. kh Degree oi HAD TO BE CAREFUL Honor Lodge meets in the A. O. v. W. hall every second and fourth Thnrsdavs 1 in the month. Nancv N. White, C. of il. Maandsring Mike Displays Commend Jesse Marple, Recorder. able Self Restraint. W, O. W. Ewauna Camp. No, 7W. W. “Madam," said Meandering Mike, O. W„ meets every Tuesday evening With a tow bow, “don't ask me.” at 7:80 o'clock at Sanderson's hall. All “Don’t ask you what?” abked the neighbors cordially invited. woman, who was sweeping off tbs C. K. Brandenburg, Clerk. front porch. __A. F. A A. M.—Klamath 1. alge No “To cut no grass or beat no carpets. 77. Meet- Saturday evening on or 1 h > ’ Just gimme a piece of pie or anything fore the full moon of' each month in the that bap|>ens to be handy an’ lemme Masonic Hall. W. T. Shiva, W. M. go on my way.” W. E. Bowdoin, Secretary. “So you are afraid of work, an' O. E. S.—Aloha Chapter No.01, meets you?” in the Masonic hall evai^r second and “Yea, lady, that's what I am. I’m fourth Tuesday evenings in each me nth.. honestly an' truly afraid of it. I'm Christine Murdoch, W. M. Jennie E. try! n' to l>e good." Kearnes, Secretary. “Willi 80 as I can judge, you're I. O. O. F.— Klamath Lodge No. 137 making a success of ft” ineet^ every Saturday evening in the F “Yer eyes deceive you, lady. I'm A.O. I'. W. hall. W. II. North, N.G. Gentla Parauation Veo. L. Humphrey, Secretary. 4ein' fus' rate. But temptation besets Many stories are told of the eccentric toe. It's all I kin do to keep from F.wanna Encampment No. 46.I.O.O.F. grabbin' that broom out o' your hands doings and sayings of an old clergyman Encampment meets second and fourth an' raising secb a dust wit' it dat folks who lived In Maine some years ago. Saturday, in the month in the nd come from de house dowu de road At one time then* had been a fight A. O. v: W. hall. C. C. Brower, C. 1’. Geo. L. Humphrey, Scribe. to ask about de tornado, You don’t among some men. one of whom was know de effort it takes to restrain seriously hurt. A trial took place, and Prosperity Rebekah Lodge No. 104 the old minister, who had seen the af I. O, O. F. meets in the A. Q. I'. W. fray. was summoned as a witness. "Well, I'll lay the broom right down hall everv first and third Thursday, in “What was Sa Ison dolug?” wm tb« the month. Mary E. Fish, N. G. on the step and watch you grab.” Lorinda M. Sauber. Secretary. first question. “1 wouldn't dast” “Oh, be was slashing around.” “There isn't anybody hypnotizing K. of P.— Klamath Lodge No. “Well, str, just what do you mean by meets in Sanderson'» hall every Mon you. la there?” day evening. Bert Barnber, v. C. “No, lady. It’s de danger of physical that?” culture. You know wbat exercise ’ll / "Why. be was knocking about hltu' John Y. Tipton, K. of R. and S. «s. It'll ewell a man's biceps np til) here and there.” • M. W. of A.—Lodge meet, in the “Now. sir, kindly tell us plainly wba4 A. O. V. W. hall every first and third his arm looks like a roast o’ spring Raison did to this man. ” Wednesday in the month. tomb.” W. B. McLaughlin, Consul "Why. be—be enticed him.” said tho ' “Well, what of it?’ W. A. Phelps, Clerk. “Lady, I've got secb a bad temper old minister slowly. "Enticed him! How?” 4at I have to took out fur It constant Forester, of America—Ewauna Camp, “He enticed him with a crowbar. He No. 61, meets in the A. O. I'. W. hall ly. I wouldn't dare trust meaelf among me fellow creatures wit* •o used the crowbar to persuade the man every second and fourUi Friday, in the —to entice him—and by a series of month. C. D. Willson, C. R. much muscle.”—Washington Star. pokes and blows he succeeded In doing E. E. Jamison, Rec. Sec. It.” said the minister mildly.—Youth's Not Above Buttons. Women oi Woodcraft, Ewauna Circle The late Henrik Ibsen upheld the 8U Companion. No. 647, meet, every second find fourth Friday in Sanderson’, hall. perlority of women In his dramas, but Mrs. Dollie Virgil, G. N. Mother Had ths Failing Too. to real life be considered them inferior to men in many lines of usefulness The visitor had dropped in "just for Fraternal Order of Eagles meets generally classed as feminine. For ex a minute,” but she remained about every Monday evening at 6 o’chn-k in ample, his friend John Paulsen says in three hours after the minute was up. A. O'. V. W. Hall. Henry Boivin. W. the London Times that one of Ibsen's Little Freddie had formed several P., Otto Heidrich, Sec. maxima was: plans, the execution of which must be “No woman could write a cookbook, postponed till the departure of bls and no woman can sew a button on mother’s guest. So he sat quietly thinking things. ,OL” x He lived up to the latter part of bls "Dear little man.”' gusbed the visitor. dictum. When be detected a loose but “And what is he thinking about so (Incorporated) ton on any of bis garments be retreat deeply?” ed to his own den, locked himself in “I was wondering If it wasn’t time and with elaborate preparations sewed | for you to be going.” said Freddie. the button on. “Hush!” said his mother. Then, turn He took as much pains with the job ing to her guest: “You mustn’t be of General Job Work as he would with the final fair copy fended. Mrs. Smith. Children will go one of his plays. Then be used to 1 blurting out the truth without think Other and Work,—Heiman St. and H P K K. ASHLAND, ORE. about the performance, saying that be ing. But they don't mean anything by Manufacturers of Pneumatic Sanin» En would not put trust In a button sewed It.” gine. Saw Milla, Architectural Iron Wark, on by any woman, not even by bis Strangely enough, it was just then Iron. Bras* and Bronte Ca*tln»* wife. that Mrs. Smith recollected that she Etlimate* f’lnuahed. Order* promptly fllle<i His wife used to laugh with a quaint had only three minutes in which to ly ironical expression on these occa catch the last car home.—London Tele- GEO. T. BALDWIN. AGENT sions. She confided to Paulsen that graph. she secretly resewed all the buttons that the poet had sewed, sewed them Try to Do This, as only a woman can. she said. He al Take a light chair and place it with ways forgot to fasten the thread, and Its back to the wall. Stand in front of the buttons would come off in a few it. facing the wall, with the toes about days if she did not look after them. a foot from the front feet of the chair, “But don't undeceive him,” the faith and. placing one band on each side of ful wife added appealingly; “it makes the chair, lean forward until the top of him so happy think that he does it.” your head touches the wall. The prob lem is to lift the chair from the floor Costly Enthusiasm. and. without moving the feet, to take “Well, doctor, you’ve saved my wife's the bead away from the wall and life. There can be no doubt of that. stand upright. Simple as this appears. How much do I owe you?” It is impossible. Very few people, as / “I’m going to charge you the full you will And. would anticipate any dif price. I generally find it necessary to ficulty In doing this. Get them to try. make big discounts in such cases, but This trick Is, of course, very like the you appear to be really glad.”—Chicago old one of standing against a wail Record-Herald. sidewise, with the shoulder and one 9 foot touching the wall. It is then im Prvfer the Modiste. possible to raise the outside foot with “Well,” remarked the observant out losing one's balance and falling young man, “there's only one funny away from the wall. thing about self made men.” “What's that?*' demanded his friend. I Russian Ritual. ‘They seldom have daughters who The christening of a Russian prince care for self made dresses.”—Philadel Is a ceremony of a most ritualistic na phia Preas. I ture. The infant is first of ail undress ed and immersed three times in the L Better Not. font The hair Is then cut In the form . Mrs. Henry—Did you go around say of a cross, and the shorn locks, having lag you were a henpecked husband? been rolled In wax. are next dropped Mr. Henry—Oh, how could I? into the water. According as the ball, Mrs. H^iry—You could, all right, but sinks or floats in the font. so. says I was just wondering if you'd bare Russian superstition, does good or evil the nerve to do It attend the child through life. The next Incident In this elaborate ritual is the robing of the child in gorgeous garments, after which it is carried three times round the churcb. the god fathers of the Imperia) infant walking by its side in stately procession. ASHLAND IRON WORKS ENGINEERS. FOUNDERS and MACHINISTS Republican Hds Bring Results Such is the popular verdict of our Advertisers. Mr. Business Man, you will do well to try the Republican columns, as it is read by practically everyone in this city. Get in the game First CliiNs 1*1111111)1 <>f fill It nt S. B. GRIZZLE KLAMATH FAI I A OREGON I-eO'WOMt of Price« Standard** Laundry Trays H. BOIVIN, the Plumber, Agent, PHOM! J9* AJsmaiA fallt. On/oa Buy Lots in Hills’Addition Just Hast of the Depot ! $125 % FOR A LOT 50x120 FEET 4 Coal Combustion. There is enough explosive energy in a grateful of coal. If it could be liber ated and controlled, to hurl a 1,000 pound projectile through a foot of solid steel. But there can be no explosion without oxygen, and the coal in the ' grate will not burn faster than the sup ply of air which reaches It will permit. If the coal could be furnished all at once with enough air to effect its com- | plete combustion. It would explode with as great violence as if It were so much dynamite. > LOTI 4 Can you find a better investment in the city? You are paying the present value price and will thus secure the benefit of the increase Her Perversity. Doleful Donald--Some of my bright-, “Come out this evening.” said Sub tst thoughts come to me when I am bubs. “and I’m sure you'll get a good asleep. dinner.” Thirsty Gus—Troubled with insom "I thought you had no cook now,” re nia, ain’t you?—New York Mail. plied Oilman. "She doesn’t leave until tomorrow. Rhe’ll do her best thia evening Just to A Rapid Transit. Stranger- Why are you hanging that make us realize how much we’ll rulsa her when she's gone.”—Exchange. man to a telegraph pole? Citizen—Well, that’s the best way to dispatch him.—Princeton Tiger. To Hide Thom. "Why Is Jones growing a beard t’ A Happy Couple. “Oh, I believe bls wife made him a The Man—None of tbelr relatives will present of some ties.”—Punch. speak to them since their elopement The Girl—They ought to be a very When there Is no good within no good happy couple—Puck comes out-Dutch Proved I FRANK IRA WHITE I V