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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 29, 1907)
Smothered In Ko»«». Th« Awful Small B»/. Summons Hoses have been used with the moot Mr* B w»< «utrrlMlulng *>tn<> tn4lM at a Itttlo 3 o'chu k tea. and Bobby, lavish prodigality throughout the ages, tn the County Court of the State of Oregon. who had txwu i’X<*epth>ually well be- and fabulous sums have I h - cu expended For tb< Count,-otKistuath. for them Nero at u single banquet or In the matter of the Knale and Guardianship j bared, wax lu high ftmtber. "Ma." aald. ■« cnkc wa* being dered $100,000 worth of rosee to l»e Of Mary Parkinion and Frank l*».-y Parkin- haiKhal around, "uiay I have moum used. IIud when be visited the bouse of aon. Minora a noble he required that Its fountain tongue. [>1eii»«?" Order to >bow cause on application of Guar should spout rose water. Wo have the «Ilan lor order of sale of Real Estate. ••Then» |«n’t any tongue. Bobby.” "That'» funny," < »lamented Bobby. record of another banquet at which It appearing lotheCourt from the petition ' I board |iu*oiy tliera would I m * lota of the celling wus open«!, and the guests thia day prewnled and Sled by Nina were showered with roses. Tills was Parkinson, of Palo Alto, -»anta Clara county , It.“ I.oudon Tlt-Blta. first greeted with exclamations of de California, the Guardian of the persona and . • A Graver Offens«. light, t ut the flowers continued to full tat«» Of the above tn.-nli<»ne< .Mary ParklSMS A prHunvr was brought befora a po until the despot had smothered bls «nd Frank Dewey Parkinson. Minora and rest lice inagUtrat» dentsof Palo Alto, »anta Clara county. Califor guests with ruses.—Circle "Officer." tie Mid, “what'a thia man nia, praying for an order of sale of certain real Not Worth a Rap. charged with?" «•tale situate in the County of Klamath, state Dean Swift, in bls "Drapler’s Let of Oregon. belonging to said Wards, that It Is "Blgvtry, your honor, He's got three ters,” employs the expression In sev for tbe best Interests of said wards that such wive»." estate should be sold and that the pro Tho mngl«trato looked nt the officer eral places of rap. applied to base real ceeds of >ueh sale be put out at interest, or bra«« and copper coins. Thus, in his as though aatoundcd nt his Ignorance. Invested in aw productive stock to their "Why, officer." he said, 'that'» not first letter, «is-uklng of the scarcity of credit or benefit; bigotry. That's trigonometry.” — De halfpence and farthings, he states. It Is hereby ordered that the next kin of “Many counterfeits passed about un said wards and all persons interested in troit New». der the name of raps" (nee volume 4, the said estate, appear before this Court on Compensations. page <M, Falkner’s edition, 1735), Ho Monday the huh Cay of September, 1W7. at the “Are you happier now that you own slso mentions raps more than once In hour of 2.S0 tn the forenoon of said day at the your own home?" naked the aollcitoua bis third letter. The rap was well court room of the above entitled Court, in the known In Dublin previous to the uni Court house «• Klamath Falls In said County friend. Klamath, state of Oregon, then and there to ••Of roura«.” answered Mr. Meekton. versal circulation of her majesty's pres of show cause. If ar y exist, why a luvnse should “there in a proud satisfaction in having ent brouse coinage—Notes sud Que not be «ranted for the sale of all the right, ries. my own (dace. But occasionally I lltie and interest of the and each of the minors, being an undivided one-seventh Interest each- can't help longing for the time when After experimenting with forty-one in and to the aw‘.ne>4 and lots 1.2. s.« and my wife made her kick to the landlord persons, M. N. Vaschide concluded that S. See. 2«; nSis»iM sw‘.s»>4 and lots 1 and 2 for repair» tuatead of coming to me."— sleep In the day la more superficial, of Sec. 27 all In township s» S. K 7 E. W M, Washington Btar. less continuous and less recuperative the Intereataof said wards in said premises, than sleep In the night. Except in being subject however, to an unaasigned out Nsrvs Phobias. standing dower right therein There is a class of well defined cases of extreme mental or physical It is further ordered that a copy of this order "phobias.** as they are called, with fatigue sleep tu the day does not reach be published In the K ladath RsrcsttCaX, s the deyjh of nocturnal sleep. which nerve sufferer» are plaguml — newspaper of general circulation published tn “monophobia," or fear of tieing alone; Mrs Housekeep—I'll give you a good the County of Klamath. State of Oregon and "claustrophobia." or fear of closed In meal If you'll light the tire In the range circulating therein. Dated August Sth;. 1007. apace»; "goraphobla," or fear of forme. Weary Walker-All right, lady. crowds or of brood opeu spaces; "In- Mrs. Housekeep— Hora's a hatchet. , J. B. GRIFFITH, Judge aoinnlaphobla," or fear of not going to then. Just chop some of the wood First publication. August ». 1»C7. sleep. and many others. The one great and Weary Walker <»h, I asy, lady, 1 ; Last publication August 2#. I2V7 remedy for these mental miseries 1» thought It wux a gas range yer had. J. U. STEAJNS. Attorney. auto-suggestion, flood Uousekeeplug. Ho long.-Philadelphia Press. 01« Bull and His Fiddle. "That boy of Smith'», just home Notice (or Purchase of School Lands * Olo Bull, upon liearlug a brllllaut from college, In n wonder." young pianist piny, remarked to her: Department of the Interior, United “in what way?" "You play beautifully, but you cau’t do "Bomelxxly naked him the other day Mates Land Office Iakeview, Oregon, the great music no woman can. It' about the easiest nml quickest way of July 24. 1907. takes the biceps of a man.” settling the prasaiug problems of the Notice is hereby given that the State “My arm Is strong enough." answered time, anti he said he didn't know."— of Oregon has tiled application to select the girl, laughing "I break my piano Baltimore American. the lands hereinafter described, as State / as well us n num could and have to Hostess' Daughter (trying desperate School Indemnity Lands, to w it: have a new one every week." List No. 229, for the ew'4nw14, Sec. »“You see," responded the Norwegian, ly to keep the conversation going) -Did turning *to another, "how these people you ever see the Joke about the curio 20, Tp. 34 S., R. IS E„ and sel4seli, treat their pianos. They break them, denier who had two skulls of Colum Sec. 27. ne‘4nw'4. Sec. 29, Tp. 35 S., they beat them, they kick them, they bus, one when he was n lioy ami the and lot 2. Sec. 2. iw *4ne'4. fee. 11 Tp. smash them to pieces, but our fiddles, other when he was a man? Fltxnoodle 36 8., R. 17 E„ and ne*4nel4, Sec. 31, —No. I don't think 1 have. Whnt is it? how we love them!" Tp. 2b S. R. 11 E„ W. M. —Stray Stories. Sandy’s Retort. Any and all {»eraonsclaiming adversly Mrs. Gray- You say Mrs. Greene dls- A certain parish minister Is a prac the above described lands are requested ngreed with everything I said? Just tical though not a cultured preacher. The other Sunday, when on his way Uke her! Hhe never Is on the right to tile their claims in this office on or homo nt the close of the afternoon serv side of any question. Mrs. Browu — before the 13th. day of September, 1907. J. N. Watson, Register. ice. ho overtook Sandy Smart, the v!l- You misunderstood me. I snl<l she lags half wit, slowly trudging nlong. agreed with everything you salt!. Mra. The above notice will be published in and. being a bit of a wag. addressed Gray H’m! That's n wny she has of currying favor. Boston Transcript. the Lake County Examiner and the him ns follows: “You’ve got an excellent pair of shoes “When I was n young man," said the Klamath Republican, both weekly on, Handy, but, losli, man, they're sadly hardened old cynic, "I used to be newspapers of general circulation, pub in maul of blacking!" afraid that I won not brilliant enough lished at Lakeview and Klamath Falls, “Ayo, sir," readily replied Sandy. to Iteeome himous." Oregon» respectively, for the period oi “They're like yer sermons unco destl- ' "And now?" asked a listener. live successive weeks, before the 13th. tute o' polish!"—Dundee People’s Jour "Now," he replied, “I have decided day of Heptemlter, 1907. nal. that I am not stupid enough."—New J. N. Watson, Register. «■im«« mrivi » JI Few Words Concerning flood Printing ID it ever occur to you that nine men out of every’ ten judged your stand ing in the commercial world by the stationery you used? Such is a fact. 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