SOCIETIES OF KLAMATH FALLS I
Noah Undor Sjspioion.
The last copy of the Ararat Journal,
published three days l*f<>re the flood,
has recently l«een excavated from tbs
top drawer of an oriental magnate’s
desk.
It says editorially:
“The radical utterances of old man
Noah ar,» to be strongly deprecated by
all conservative cltlaena. Esisslally
do we deplore his unwarranted attacku
on the sin trust and its worthy board
©f directors.
“Aside from the fact that these gen
tlemen stand very high In the commu
nity. such wild denunciation and pre
dictions of our people listened to last
eveniug are likely to produce an unset
tled conditions of affairs aud damage
business.
“It ts generally believed that his mo
tives are not above suspicion. In fact,
those who are well informed bint that
the old man has some watered aud un
digested stock of his own which bo
expects to float na teou as the sin trust
is swam,>ed.’'—Tuck.
A.O. U, W.—Linkville Lodge No. 110
meets in the A.O. I’. W. hall every
Tuesday evening. Visiting Brothers al-
way, welcome.
John Vaden, St. W.
J. W. Siemens. Recorder.
Evangeline l-.xlge No. kh Degree oi
HAD TO BE CAREFUL
Honor Lodge meets in the A. O. v. W.
hall every second and fourth Thnrsdavs
1 in the month. Nancv N. White, C. of il.
Maandsring Mike Displays Commend
Jesse Marple, Recorder.
able Self Restraint.
W, O. W. Ewauna Camp. No, 7W. W.
“Madam," said Meandering Mike,
O. W„ meets every Tuesday evening
With a tow bow, “don't ask me.”
at 7:80 o'clock at Sanderson's hall. All
“Don’t ask you what?” abked the
neighbors cordially invited.
woman, who was sweeping off tbs
C. K. Brandenburg, Clerk.
front porch.
__A. F. A A. M.—Klamath 1. alge No
“To cut no grass or beat no carpets.
77. Meet- Saturday evening on or 1 h > ’
Just gimme a piece of pie or anything
fore the full moon of' each month in the
that bap|>ens to be handy an’ lemme
Masonic Hall. W. T. Shiva, W. M.
go on my way.”
W. E. Bowdoin, Secretary.
“So you are afraid of work, an'
O.
E. S.—Aloha Chapter No.01, meets
you?”
in the Masonic hall evai^r second and
“Yea, lady, that's what I am. I’m
fourth Tuesday evenings in each me nth..
honestly an' truly afraid of it. I'm
Christine Murdoch, W. M. Jennie E.
try! n' to l>e good."
Kearnes, Secretary.
“Willi 80
as I can judge, you're
I. O. O. F.— Klamath Lodge No. 137
making a success of ft”
ineet^ every Saturday evening in the
F “Yer eyes deceive you, lady. I'm
A.O. I'. W. hall. W. II. North, N.G.
Gentla Parauation
Veo. L. Humphrey, Secretary.
4ein' fus' rate. But temptation besets
Many stories are told of the eccentric
toe. It's all I kin do to keep from
F.wanna Encampment No. 46.I.O.O.F.
grabbin' that broom out o' your hands doings and sayings of an old clergyman Encampment meets second and fourth
an' raising secb a dust wit' it dat folks who lived In Maine some years ago. Saturday, in the month in the
nd come from de house dowu de road At one time then* had been a fight A. O. v: W. hall. C. C. Brower, C. 1’.
Geo. L. Humphrey, Scribe.
to ask about de tornado, You don’t among some men. one of whom was
know de effort it takes to restrain seriously hurt. A trial took place, and
Prosperity Rebekah Lodge No. 104
the old minister, who had seen the af I. O, O. F. meets in the A. Q. I'. W.
fray.
was
summoned
as
a
witness.
"Well, I'll lay the broom right down
hall everv first and third Thursday, in
“What was Sa Ison dolug?” wm tb« the month. Mary E. Fish, N. G.
on the step and watch you grab.”
Lorinda M. Sauber. Secretary.
first question.
“1 wouldn't dast”
“Oh, be was slashing around.”
“There isn't anybody hypnotizing
K. of P.— Klamath Lodge No.
“Well, str, just what do you mean by meets in Sanderson'» hall every Mon
you. la there?”
day evening.
Bert Barnber, v. C.
“No, lady. It’s de danger of physical that?”
culture. You know wbat exercise ’ll / "Why. be was knocking about hltu' John Y. Tipton, K. of R. and S.
«s. It'll ewell a man's biceps np til) here and there.” •
M. W. of A.—Lodge meet, in the
“Now. sir, kindly tell us plainly wba4 A. O. V. W. hall every first and third
his arm looks like a roast o’ spring
Raison
did
to
this
man.
”
Wednesday in the month.
tomb.”
W. B. McLaughlin, Consul
"Why. be—be enticed him.” said tho '
“Well, what of it?’
W. A. Phelps, Clerk.
“Lady, I've got secb a bad temper old minister slowly.
"Enticed him! How?”
4at I have to took out fur It constant
Forester, of America—Ewauna Camp,
“He enticed him with a crowbar. He No. 61, meets in the A. O. I'. W. hall
ly.
I wouldn't dare trust meaelf
among me fellow creatures wit* •o used the crowbar to persuade the man every second and fourUi Friday, in the
—to entice him—and by a series of month.
C. D. Willson, C. R.
much muscle.”—Washington Star.
pokes and blows he succeeded In doing
E. E. Jamison, Rec. Sec.
It.” said the minister mildly.—Youth's
Not Above Buttons.
Women oi Woodcraft, Ewauna Circle
The late Henrik Ibsen upheld the 8U Companion.
No. 647, meet, every second find fourth
Friday in Sanderson’, hall.
perlority of women In his dramas, but
Mrs. Dollie Virgil, G. N.
Mother Had ths Failing Too.
to real life be considered them inferior
to men in many lines of usefulness
The visitor had dropped in "just for
Fraternal Order of Eagles meets
generally classed as feminine. For ex a minute,” but she remained about every Monday evening at 6 o’chn-k in
ample, his friend John Paulsen says in three hours after the minute was up. A. O'. V. W. Hall. Henry Boivin. W.
the London Times that one of Ibsen's Little Freddie had formed several P., Otto Heidrich, Sec.
maxima was:
plans, the execution of which must be
“No woman could write a cookbook, postponed till the departure of bls
and no woman can sew a button on mother’s guest. So he sat quietly
thinking things.
,OL”
x
He lived up to the latter part of bls
"Dear little man.”' gusbed the visitor.
dictum. When be detected a loose but “And what is he thinking about so
(Incorporated)
ton on any of bis garments be retreat deeply?”
ed to his own den, locked himself in
“I was wondering If it wasn’t time
and with elaborate preparations sewed | for you to be going.” said Freddie.
the button on.
“Hush!” said his mother. Then, turn
He took as much pains with the job ing to her guest: “You mustn’t be of
General Job Work
as he would with the final fair copy
fended. Mrs. Smith. Children will go
one of his plays. Then be used to 1
blurting out the truth without think Other and Work,—Heiman St. and H P K K.
ASHLAND, ORE.
about the performance, saying that be ing. But they don't mean anything by
Manufacturers of Pneumatic Sanin» En
would not put trust In a button sewed It.”
gine. Saw Milla, Architectural Iron Wark,
on by any woman, not even by bis
Strangely enough, it was just then
Iron. Bras* and Bronte Ca*tln»*
wife.
that Mrs. Smith recollected that she
Etlimate* f’lnuahed. Order* promptly fllle<i
His wife used to laugh with a quaint had only three minutes in which to
ly ironical expression on these occa catch the last car home.—London Tele-
GEO. T. BALDWIN. AGENT
sions. She confided to Paulsen that graph.
she secretly resewed all the buttons
that the poet had sewed, sewed them
Try to Do This,
as only a woman can. she said. He al
Take a light chair and place it with
ways forgot to fasten the thread, and Its back to the wall. Stand in front of
the buttons would come off in a few it. facing the wall, with the toes about
days if she did not look after them.
a foot from the front feet of the chair,
“But don't undeceive him,” the faith and. placing one band on each side of
ful wife added appealingly; “it makes the chair, lean forward until the top of
him so happy
think that he does it.” your head touches the wall. The prob
lem is to lift the chair from the floor
Costly Enthusiasm.
and. without moving the feet, to take
“Well, doctor, you’ve saved my wife's the bead away from the wall and
life. There can be no doubt of that. stand upright. Simple as this appears.
How much do I owe you?”
It is impossible. Very few people, as
/
“I’m going to charge you the full you will And. would anticipate any dif
price. I generally find it necessary to ficulty In doing this. Get them to try.
make big discounts in such cases, but This trick Is, of course, very like the
you appear to be really glad.”—Chicago old one of standing against a wail
Record-Herald.
sidewise, with the shoulder and one
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foot touching the wall. It is then im
Prvfer the Modiste.
possible to raise the outside foot with
“Well,” remarked the observant out losing one's balance and falling
young man, “there's only one funny away from the wall.
thing about self made men.”
“What's that?*' demanded his friend. I
Russian Ritual.
‘They seldom have daughters who
The christening of a Russian prince
care for self made dresses.”—Philadel Is a ceremony of a most ritualistic na
phia Preas.
I ture. The infant is first of ail undress
ed and immersed three times in the
L
Better Not.
font The hair Is then cut In the form
. Mrs. Henry—Did you go around say of a cross, and the shorn locks, having
lag you were a henpecked husband?
been rolled In wax. are next dropped
Mr. Henry—Oh, how could I?
into the water. According as the ball,
Mrs. H^iry—You could, all right, but sinks or floats in the font. so. says
I was just wondering if you'd bare Russian superstition, does good or evil
the nerve to do It
attend the child through life. The
next Incident In this elaborate ritual is
the robing of the child in gorgeous
garments, after which it is carried
three times round the churcb. the god
fathers of the Imperia) infant walking
by its side in stately procession.
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KLAMATH FAI I A
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Coal Combustion.
There is enough explosive energy in
a grateful of coal. If it could be liber
ated and controlled, to hurl a 1,000
pound projectile through a foot of solid
steel. But there can be no explosion
without oxygen, and the coal in the '
grate will not burn faster than the sup
ply of air which reaches It will permit.
If the coal could be furnished all at
once with enough air to effect its com- |
plete combustion. It would explode
with as great violence as if It were so
much dynamite.
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LOTI
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paying the present value price and will thus secure
the benefit of the increase
Her Perversity.
Doleful Donald--Some of my bright-, “Come out this evening.” said Sub
tst thoughts come to me when I am bubs. “and I’m sure you'll get a good
asleep.
dinner.”
Thirsty Gus—Troubled with insom
"I thought you had no cook now,” re
nia, ain’t you?—New York Mail.
plied Oilman.
"She doesn’t leave until tomorrow.
Rhe’ll do her best thia evening Just to
A Rapid Transit.
Stranger- Why are you hanging that make us realize how much we’ll rulsa
her when she's gone.”—Exchange.
man to a telegraph pole?
Citizen—Well, that’s the best way to
dispatch him.—Princeton Tiger.
To Hide Thom.
"Why Is Jones growing a beard t’
A Happy Couple.
“Oh, I believe bls wife made him a
The Man—None of tbelr relatives will present of some ties.”—Punch.
speak to them since their elopement
The Girl—They ought to be a very
When there Is no good within no good
happy couple—Puck
comes out-Dutch Proved
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FRANK IRA WHITE
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