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Prison Visitor -What Spring Medicine Hl MOR OF THE WEEK I hen*, my man? I An Ualucky Combination. There is no other eeaaon when good mediclM i* *» much needed as in tho Spring. The blood la impure, weak amt Impoverished—a condition indicated by pimploe and other eruptions on the lace ami body, by deficient vitality, Jou of appetite, lack of stren^h, aud want of animation. 8TORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Odd, Curio«» and Laughable Phase« of Human Nature Graphically Por- trayed by Eminent Word Artiata of brought JOII Couvlct—Su|H>rstltioi>. ma'am. Prison Visitor—Superstition? Convict- - Yes, ma'am. It was the unlucky IS, ma'aui. Prlaou Visitor—Thirteen! lu what way? Convict -Why. the Judge an' the Jury united against ni\ ma'am.—Cleve land Plain Dealer. Ayer’s PE-RU-NA TONES UP THE SYSTEM IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING. tAYS THIS BFAUTIFUl YOUHU OlfU Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then bolls, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. If the |1<>II Boy (outside of room Ml Nay. the gas 1» ote«P'M man iln»ld* of room N* K •>» <» , Easily Found In the tterk. ••I wonder what has become of He—1 thtuk I ought to take a hot I locked th* door Bl- Goodley. When he was at school, you foot bath. When» Is the mustard? Mother Johnny Jones, did you get remember, he used to talk so much She- -Out In the pantry. that awful cold out akatlng? Nou- about uplifting mankind. Entered the He- Pshaw! It's dark out tiler« stomach, then dyspepsia, Mother. I think I Make the blood pure, vigorous and ministry, perhaps." and I haven't got a match. my fare yesterday morning. -Judgo. biliousness, loss of appetiie. *Oh. no! He ’ s manufacturing explo rich, create appetite, give vitality, She—You don't need a match to lo- Cbumply I don't know whether I sive shells and torpedoes.“—Philadel cate It. It's right alongside of the Your doctor knows the ■tn ngth and animation, and curs phia Ledger. ought to take your daughter from her remedy, used for 60 years. I.imburger cheese. — Philadelphia all eruptions. Have the whole family father's roof Her Father Nli« doesn’t •• K»ltirnlii< hom fuhatt war. I wa* a Press. taifoct wrv«’» XI* waa bail. au«l •»«» Directly tinder It. live on the roof Philadelphia Bulle begin to take them today. •alth wa* <on**. Hut a taw l»4ti«<* u( A■ “It's funny," said the long-winded Not Quite the Hume. Sarsaparilla cotuplatolv eutr.l nt* '• •• Hood’» Sarsaparilla ha» been u«ed In tin. II. C LktktiLMH. St-ianion. I*a. Mrs. Backwoods Our lleury's dolu' oar family for some time, and al way» with lore, "but nobody ever seems glad to "I say. Hroomf "Call uie by my fl M a belli«. J. <' a van txt real well In ¡own. He's runnln' a ho good mult». La»t spring I was all ran see me." whole name. If you pleas« It has a mm L bmb A& mmvm for •■»■■■■■■■■■■■ "And haven't you ever fount! out the tel now an' It's a big one, too. down and got a bottle ot It, and as usual handle to It. and It was meant to b« Mrs. Korntop—l»o tell! received great benefit.’’ Mita B xclao cause of your unpopularity?" lnqu.red us < n I. air " "That's "That'» so. so Well. Broom Mrs. Backwoods -He surely Is. Got ha candid friend. B otcz , Stowe, VL handle, how ar« y ou r a letter from him this mornlu' an* he “No. I can't discover It" Hood's Sarsaparilla pro ml so« to Curloao Your name Is Ephraim. Is sea. "I’m a hotel runner now an* It's Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping the "Well. Well; it's right under Ouro and knops tho promise. Mow'd your parents coms to give bowels regular with Ayurs Pills. It? a real swell place."—Philadelphia very nose."—Philadelphia I’resa. you that name? Modestus I don't Presa. It was Ixtft-Handed Penmen Not Wanted. Alter people pass forty they hud know for certain, bul I suapswt Maeculiue View. Few business men will employ a tiecause I w»i a boy. Boston Tran- they have no place to wear their that "The coming woman," said the type left-handed person as a clerk or book script. writer boarder, "will not take a back new clothes unless they go to church. keeper and the prejudice against them "Women claim that the way to get seat for anybody." How's This? extends to the government depart on with ■ man I» to give him plenty "I hope you are right.” rejoined ths w$ ------------------------------------ offer One Hundred INdiani Reward ments at Washington. The chiefs of - — - ----------- - for of nicely cooked food." "Well,' an- scanty-haired bachelor. "Those fe anv caavot l atarrh that cannot be cured by MISS MARJORY HAMPION, Ol MU tnRk. those departments are entirely willing ■wared Sirius Barker. Irritably, "why HalI' b Catarrh » ure. males who ocupy the back seata re F J. c H K N K Y .% CO . !*rot«, Toledo» O. to overlook bad penmanship on the don't some of them try It?" aalilng- We, the undvralgned. have known F. J. served for smokers lu street cars mak« part of a really good and Industrious Cheney for the la»t 15 year», and I* lie re him ton Star. Miss Marjurv Hampton, >■!•» l hir-1 Avenue. S«» York I tv, », (,., me real weary." j'erteetly honorable in all busineea tranaao clerk, but It Is the man or woman who A Great Debt: Bragg I owe noth ■*l*arun« 1» » Hoe ntedklne to take *f^.*’*,_*]* l>”’ 1 sksn in ths tlon* an<l rtnanetally able to carry out any ul> writes with the left hand at which the ligation« made by their Brin. Usurping Her Prerogative. Ing to any man Newltt Oh. ysa, you spring It tunas up the «»»tern »nd . ••fmillwnlng me u»,, VS grr A l » ua X, Vvhf!»‘»ale Prug^tutB. Toledo. O. balk Is made. The dead line Is drawn than a vacation. In the tail and winter I have found that n luW, aM "Will you marry me. darling?" ask vv Aunsti. K insan d M arvin , v \ holeaalo l»rug- do Bragg No. sir' Newltt Oh. yea catarrh and al»«» Hud that It 1» invaluable t<> krop the boweta regular, ».||n( Just the moment It is ascertained that ed the young mail In the parlor Irene. gHt». lolcdo, O You owe an apology to every man who Catarrh cure la taken Internally, act« aa ■ gentle stimulant on the ay»tem. In fact, I consider i, a »hui« nicJkla« .. . a dork Is left-handed and he Is forth "Sir." rejolued his fair companion, Ing Han't directly ui«on tho blood an*l niueuus *ur- has to listen to you blow.—Philadel cheat.” Ml»» Marjory Hampton. with Informed that if It Is his desire "this is leap year and you should know facet of the system. 1‘rhe 7»e. ¡»er LxlUa. phia I’resa. bold by all bruKMitt». 1 eatlmottiali free. to continue In government service It that In matters of this kind a gentle Hall’» Faintly ftlla are the l»eat. Improvement at the Gas office: “Did will be necessary for him to write with man should watt uutll he Is asked." Is arili, nervini» sn<! A huge sunAah, the largest ever »een. you have any luck when you went to PURE BLOOD his right hand. This Information is — “Batter complain about the gne bill?" No Chance for a Blow-Out. was recently captured near Santa Cata always a bitter pill for the left-hand and Olhet blood lmn»,rs. Wln,h„„ “If I were to give you *10." said ths lina lalaml. off the coaat of California. luck than last month." answered Mr. penholders, but there Is nothing to be It la, the rail»« 1» t|lv It weighed about pounds. philanthropist, "would you blow It In?' Meek ton; "the man didn't laugh this Blood Impurities of Spring ■rviitnulaliuns In th» ?>!<«>! done but begin to write with the right "Nary a blow, mister,” replied th« hand or "throw up the Job." and few Piso s Cure ft. • remedy for coughs, colds time."—Ev Mother—If I catch you chasing those time Cause, Preven Nothing Is tn re <rrtaln within tbs are anxious to quit government service hens again I'll wash your face every hard luck victim. "Ef I wus ter gll and consti nipt no,. Try it. Price 20 reut», Magistrate (strrnlyi Didn't I tell whole rang« of madiral ». ionrs il^n St druggists. hold uv dat much coin In er lump It tion and Cure. even for this cause. you the last time you were hero I n«v- that a cure« ! I’rrm • m ,-s,|y »|.ru,g» day next week!—Punch. 'ud take me breoth erway. See?” er wanted you to come before ms tune will |»r I el I y and rffn-tually nr», The population of Japan Is twelve That AcM Trouble. True Enough. Prtaoner -Yea. air, but I Other Hide of It. Dr. llartu an's medical tortures BIO vonl or cure this alimist uunrrwil .Qg tini«*» a» deus» as that of Ilia Unitevi again? Colusa, Cal., April 18th.—Much has Towne—Did you tell Markley you couldn’t make the policeman believe eagerly ecanne«l by many thouaaml lion. “ When women get their rights." States, been said and written recently about had Just bought a magazine ride? It.—New Yorker. Fiwrytaely lr«-l< it m ». me daetee. said Miss Strongmind, “there will be readers. Uric Acid in the system; what causes Browne—Yes. less foolish lovemaking." "Funny about Ralaton wanting his On« of tli« newt timely ami Inter« sl ■ it and how to get rid of it. It is Towne—You're a truthful gentle "That's all right," rejoined Mr. form«* wife to get a divorce from her ing lecture» li« «ver delivered was hl» • iderahlv, while » large per cent >4 11.» known to be the first cause of Rheuma man! Why, It's only s cheap single- second husband so that they might get recent lecture on the blood iiupiirltle» human family am made mry mlwrsbis Maaherton. “there won't be a girl left tism and many other diseases and has barrel affair. by this condition every spring worth spooning over." married again ” “Not very. He's al of spring. therefore received a great deal of atten Browne—Well. I bought It through I'enii.s will prevent It If t*Un la The d<irtor »aid in aiib»ianc» that ways been falling In love with other tion from medical men. Botany Claes« ' an advertisement in a magazine, didn't tinio. • isry spring Hell »»I la I a«i«d with men's wives." — Ex. Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place 1?—Philadelphia Press. I'eruna Will cure it Il taht u •• J¡. Dally Guide to Flattery: If there Is the effete a<-cuiiiiilaH<>n» of winter, claims that he has solved the problem of how to get this acid out of the sys something on the table that ths deranging lii« dlgeatlon, prolming rwtol Charitable Sex. Petuaa it the blral aprmg tur<lir||>e tem. He savs: He (at amateur concert)—What do hostess knows Is so badly cooked that sluggialineaa of the liver, overlaung <d the n>«r>!l« al pr< I»«» <>n. the kidneys, interfeiing with th« ac “I had this acid trouble myself for you think of Miss Screecher's voice? for mora she feels bor«*d about It. ask If y.’«i do ir l <l»ri«e prompt and wi years. At times the Kidney secretions j Sher-Oh, I think it's ail of what It's and eat It with the gn-ateat apparent tion of th« bowels and th« | r«»| «r cir st, r ory re nit« trobi the use <>l Pern. culation of the blood. would be very profuse ami at other cracked up to be. relish.--Baltimore American. Thia condition of thing» produces M, writ« at one« to Dr Hartman, giv times scant but the acid was always “Have you any taste for Tbaeke- what i» popularly known as spring ing a full statement of y<>»ir case, »nd Then or Never, my greatest trouble. Medicine failed ray?" asked Mrs. (»Ideasti«. • No I fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus hr will I* plee«--.| t give y,.|| hl» «sig. Miss Willing—Should a girl allow to cure me till at last I heard of a rem can't say that I bave,” rep I lol her tion, that lire.I feeling, blood thicken- aide »«hi«'« grail«. edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and her fiance to kiss her before they are hoatoaa; "la that anything like this n: and many o her nan >04. tnarrled . ’ A'hlroes l*r Hartman, I'teaulenl of after taking a box I seemed to be en ! paprika tlx-y IS I'Uttln' in eirrytbliig Mrs. Wedderly—Well, if she wants Fonieliniea the victim is I liions, «Iva- The Hartman .»»anilarium, lolutaba», tirely cured. However it came back on now?”—Chicago lleom! Herald. peptic and ron»ti|>at««l. •ometuiive he llfll.v me and this time I took several boxes him to kiss her at all she should. Wbat he Would Rather Have Ex- with the result that I was completely Must Bear Signature of Something to Mow. • ■■ » prea»,-d Differently: Gushing luidy — and permanently cured. This was "I wonder If they produce hay In Oh, but Mr Jones. I should love to Its Booietlmee we may learn omrs from II taira two to tush* a quarrel uutll three years ago and I have not had a the arctic fields?" said the hallroom beautiful even If for only half an a man's errors than from lila virtue« — you have one <>f your own. slid then It single symptom of the acid trouble boarder. is always the other uue who itiakss II hour! Jones Yes. but you wouldn't lx>t>(feUuw. since. I am 75 years of age and I am "I don't know wh ‘ther thev rail ti I like the coming tate’k again' Punch, well as e e l was.” Se» raoSlalh Wrappar Halow. hay or not" replied the cheerful idiot Teacher—Mushrooms always grow ' Conductor- All aboard! Please get "but it's something the Eskimos." Success in damp places. ■ board quickly, Mise, the train Is Some people unnk success means Pupil—That's why they look like A Princely Reward. about to start. Young I July But I simply to get rich. Others think It “Boy,” said the wealthy man, beam umbrellas, ain't It? wish to kiss my sister good by. Con- mears merely to keep out of Jail. One * ductor—Get aboard, get almard; I'll of these definitions Is about as near ing with gratitude; “you have done me An Indorsement. attend to that for you.•— Yale Record. correct as the other, says a philoso- a great service and I am going to re A scum—But does this medicine real ward you." "Coal vases?*' said the hardware nhcr. ly cure deafness? “Oh, thank you, air!" gasped the merchant. "Yes. sir." "Romrthlng Clerk—Eh? ■mall boy. Dlcely Japsnnol?” “No, sir," said ths As.-um (shouting)—I say. does No remedy ever vet discovered has met with such ~ “Here, In this case. Is the first dollar really cure deafness? customer. ■ tnan with fierce mustache popular favor as S. b. S. Ihe |>c«.t>lc every where ind<’i«e It, I ever made. Gaze on It and let it In Clerk—Well. I should say so! and a foreign accent; "haven't you ■nd there For Infants and Children. are few home* where S. S> & for the blmni it \ ' spire you to be Industrious and saving. taken It regularly for twenty years. something in Russia Iron?" Chicago Good-by.”—Philadelphia Ledger. not known and u*ed. It is superior in ninny ways to the <>rdi' Tribune. Wl'-IUJS»«« «•» — There’e the Rub. nary blood medicines. In the first place S S S. i* a guaranteed The Cares of Tooth. How to Hold Actors: “ It always CURE SICK HEADACHE. Towne—If It hadn't been for that Bears the makes me tnad to talk to an a< tor. He purely vegetable compound, rtinde exclusively of niedu inal roots fellow Cutter I'd be *100 richer to Signature of HOWARD E. BURTON. A-wyrr »nd Chemist protends to listen politely, blit Ills at selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic projierti«-« that act day. Spfc.inrn pr < »old. Kllvrr. I|i : • *oi'l. Mil- Browne—Oh, forget about It. You ver.7 h ; »»old. 5üc;Zincor ' <»|»|«er. |l. » yanltla teat*. tention 1s wandering all the time Ever upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to :i healthy, .Mailing enrelopea an*l full prb* 1 lal ■»«•nt on ajiplb a- notice it?” A Little Mistake. “No. I always talk to natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic cfT<< te the gen ought to take things philosophically. tlon. Control and I ntplr«* work aollrlted. I.end- Young I.ady—What is the pries of Towne—I do. That’s easy enough, ville. Colo, ilefrrvijc«Cartonate 5al*l Hauk. them about tbemaolves.”—Philadel eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed that bicycle costume? phia I^lger. strength and vigor and lictter hcnltli is the result. No b.nl .liter effects but It's hard to part with things phil Dealer—That is not a bicycle costume, BUY Owner of Flabpond (to man who Is follow the use of S. S. S., as so often hap|>ens with blood medicines osophically.—Philadelphia I'resa. miss; it’s a suit of sanitary underwear. trespassing -Don't you see that sign, containing strong minerals, which dermige the stom.n h nnd <ligesti<>d Cooked tip. I r-rm*nenay vvirso. Wo Suor nervoosMSB “No fishing here? Angler—Yea. and ■nd in other ways damage the system. Eor disease» of the blood, I after nrWday iiiworPr.KlIne'tUrsstN'wvs “So this Is the old family Bible?" I dispute It Why, there’s good fish- such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boil« and Pirn- ter. Send for Free US trial boule and treausa said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting H. Kline, Lui..ar Arch BC. Fblladelphla, r*. Ing hare. Ijx>k at this basketful, Ths Eczema, Tetter, In the parlor for Miso Passey. ALWAYS HIPS 0. n 0. ON HAND man must have been mad who put Poisons, nnd other Good Time to Die. "No,” replied Miss .Psssay's little Monticello, Ark , May 81, 1009. that board up. Gloomy Man—Who is the fool who brother, "that's the new one sister Oentlemen —For about twelve years I have troubles due to impure or "It was only five years ago that I been usino your R ». 0. U a houaahold remedy. bad condition of the blood, wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring- bot ht last week so she could write in tin.«-?’’ started In with our firm at five dollars I have token II se a tonic and appstlaar, and be no remedy ads so promptly It all about when she was born." — Wife—Fool! a week," said Bragg, "and now I earn lieve there Io none better. I have used It for my Philadelphia Press. Gloomy Mau—Yes. Springtime la fifty a week without any trouble." children at varloua timas for little chin eruption«, ami thoroughly as S. S. S, Just the season to die. Escape tbs spring "That's m ; It's easy to earn that," re bolls and polaone eauead by playing with weeda. It reaches deep-seated, Rynnnymt. bouse cleaning, you know. plied Newltt, "but how much do you *. ■ 0. Is my standard, nevar mlud whet la the long-standing cases, upon “Oh, there's a word of nine letters matter. If I use a bottle ol B R. S. It tonas up the which the ordinary p>ts»h got?"—Philadelphia Presa. that describes Crabbe to a't.' " Mother* will Had Mrs. Winslows’» Soothing system, alcanaes the blood and makes me wall Syrup the best remedy to use tor I hair children Ida I don't believe Mr. Kmart be again. As an all-round family medicina I, onaldar ■nd sarsaparilla compound* "Ab, yes—‘pessimist.’ ” during the teething period.. _ FROM YOUR DI'ALFR lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. R ■ 0. tha beet remedy of tha kind that bave I have noefTect. I'.ven wherS "Well, I meant 'dyspeptic,' but it “Wot's worry In' him? In fer a lick amounts to the same thing.”—Philadel May—Why not? Ida—I told him I ever used, and generally keep It on hand ae a fam. there is an hereditary Still a Child. MKR V. C. WIUTTINUTON in' r had my pin money wrapped In my lly remedy. predisposition Io disease, phia Press. Old Man—What! Marry that child? “ Nope; worseer ’ n that. He says ter- S. S. S will search out and remove from tlio blo«><l the fixed tH>i»«>nand handkerchief and lost It He aald $4.00, $3.50, $3.00, $2.50 Suitor—Your daughter is no longer a Murder Will Out. day's the day he's decided ter propos? there was a great deal of money lost build up the health ; it enriches ami purifida weak, thin blood and stisH child, sir; she is a woman. um shoes THrroWo. In "You simply can't get that girl to cotton these days.—Chicago News ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. Old Man—Nonsense! Why, she isn't to the teacher.” You esn W.L Douglas shoes tell her age.' a bit bossy yet Tommy To morrow's your birthday, exist without good blood, but can never be robust ami strong; for every Why Bhe Objected. "Well, time will tell, even If she are worn by more ain't It, ma? I wlsht I bad a dollar; organ, tissue and nerve in the laxly looks to the bloo<! for nourishments "I suppose, my dear,” said old Mon won't” men titan any other You Cao Oct Allen's Foot-Easr FREE. I’d buy you a present Ma That's and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest <4 make. The reason Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Ls Roy.N. Y., for a eybags, "that you object to my ualng The Style that Costs, free »ample of Allen'» Foot-Ease. It cure» tobacco because it Is ■ poison." thoughtful of you. my dear. But why the body suffers nnd the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro is, thev hold their »westing, hot swollen, aching feet. It mate« "After all, I guess it doesn’t coat shape,ntbet ter, wear do you need a dollar? Tommy 'Couso vided in 8. 8. 8. a remedy for dinenses of the blood which l'»>* “Yes," replied his young wife; "be aew or tight »hoe, eery A certain cure for much to live in New York.” longer, and have that’s the price of It. It's the dandl- experience ami a thorough test have proven superior to all others, sad corn», Ingrowlngnalli and bunions. All drug cause It is—er—such a slow poison." gist» sell It. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute. "It may not cost much to Jive." re greater intrinsic est catcher's mask you ever saw.— the acknowle<lged •• King of Blorxl Purifiers." ' An Old Haying Applied. plied the man who had tried it, "but It value than any Philadelphia Press. No Nonsense Nowadays. “I am agreeably surprised at the costs a lot to make people believe other shoes. OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in « barge of graduated physician», Fon«l Mother I don't know what to Modern Poet—Give me a rhyme for loom you have given me,” said the you're living and not merely existing." 8o/d £ uerywhart. do. I want to send my daughter to is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of th«»»« Influenza. manager of the theatrical troupe, with —Philadelphia Press. J T-o«»k for num« nn who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Writs Friend—What are you writing? U oiik I h * iim - h <*oroiia Coltakln, which Is college, and yet 1 don’t want to send a patronizing air. “It's really first- •very where<*on«'«Mled tohethe flnrat Patent her Into the world unprotected. Modern Poet—An ode to spring. Wise us, and our physicians will advise you without charge. class.” ¿»«■Ht her yet prod tired. Faat Color I yfltto utett. The Gypsies. tibono hr mnil,2A < ent* aitra. Write for Catalog. visitor, who has observed tho daugh THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLAHTA, 64» “Ah!” replied the proprietor of the Gypsies were found In England W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, .Mass. ter’» disposition You mean that It hotel. "Your room is better than your alxiut 1514, according to "A Dyalogue would be unkind tn send her out Into company.”—Philadelphia Press. of Sir Thomas More" (1529), but the the unprotected world! exact year of their arrival Is unknown. Hllght Mistake. Never say again that a newspaper PRU88IAN ' '!h "" |!r rrh-N JJJ Shopper (In department store)—Isn't They were present in Scotland In 1508, writer la not a master of diplomacy. Another Long-Felt Want. LICE KILLER j !♦ rather early to have those mosquito and possibly they were the “Saracene" WONDERFUL One of the fraternity wna to write up you. I*rire, A<>r and OI.OO b d ,, d Tough—Have yer got pull enough la nets on sale. whose depredations in that country HOME the history of an old lady of 98. He Washington to git s patent fer me? U«nti«moit i «m a bri «><1er nf i H{ M*op*'W Saleslady—Beg pardon, but those are prior to 14*10 are on record. TREATMENT was told she had never so much as Patent Lawyer—Wbat is your inven boarding-house blankets. Batalllard and other authors believe This wonderful Chi- learned her letters. Did he blurt It tion? that gypsies existed In Europe from doctor la called Tough—It’s a pneumatic tire fer per bwcaai*« h« cure* out In print? Not a bit of It. He Finals. | j n n,iTi,’g „,Àd„ ih.i-i>'-„ ''’ Jl.V««» immemorial times, for they find no ac gr»at p**opl* without oi^rw lice clubs. I» Ju«t Ih« Ihlng r..r 11.« So««, alvi '• •o,‘* merely stated on hla finely written "Are you still making visits to your count of their crossing the Boiphorous tlon that are fl von up to die. He curee wttn article that "she can rend the finest dentist?" ■‘ornane, Or., Coaal As«“'» Ihoae wonderful < hl- nnd no record Is known to exist of print as well a» »h« ever could.” neee herlHi, root«, hud«, “No." their passage to England or Scotland. barkB and rcffMablM "How's that?" that are entirely tin They were better received in these known to medical ecl- Queer. "Ob, nothing, only I ran out of countries than In any other, but so »-rire In thlg country. Ihrough «he um » o ' Th« INTKBNAL BIMCDY "Hades Is supposed to be located In Th* improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner (hoae harmlFHw romfldlM ihie famoua docuir teeth." early as 1531 an act was passed re know« the action of over W) different rem No tes» teista It Will Not Car* the center of the earth, Isn’t It?" re Takes ■” edlee. which he buc « eeafully uee<* in <1 fferent Safety Appliance. will remove Hage Brush Rabbit Brush, qulring the Egyptlane to quit the realm nrilHII, Greste lifioD out all dieeaeee. He Kuarantee-a to cure cattarh, aath marked the thermometer. Chico, etc. Loavaa (he ground " ' in ,-orfnct * "* «.oditi» Husband—Why did you want a under pain of death, a similar edict ma, lung, throat, rheumatlem, nervoueneea, brush by AGENTS WANTED "Yes, but what of it?" Inquired tho etomach, liver, khlneye, etc ; han hundred* of for a«, <ling witl„„lt tlln being Issued In Scotland In 1541 and at For our New Gasolene liras Haw. We eel en speaking tube from the dining room testimonial*. ( barge« moderate. ( all and thn roots barometer. us« of a plow at a coat Ac»- him Patfentl out of the rlijr write for gine only once for eeeh log One man cen to the kitchen? varying periods In moat of the Euro Inaving «Hm« In "It seems funny, I was Just think- blank* and clrrulare. Mend «tamp CUNHUlx move eaw We handle the only Malleable hot to e>ceo<] TATIUN KHEE. 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