Prison Visitor -What
Spring Medicine Hl MOR OF THE WEEK I hen*,
my man?
I
An Ualucky Combination.
There is no other eeaaon when good
mediclM i* *» much needed as in tho
Spring.
The blood la impure, weak amt
Impoverished—a condition indicated
by pimploe and other eruptions on the
lace ami body, by deficient vitality,
Jou of appetite, lack of stren^h, aud
want of animation.
8TORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Odd, Curio«» and
Laughable Phase«
of Human Nature Graphically Por-
trayed by Eminent Word Artiata of
brought
JOII
Couvlct—Su|H>rstltioi>. ma'am.
Prison Visitor—Superstition?
Convict- - Yes, ma'am. It was the
unlucky IS, ma'aui.
Prlaou Visitor—Thirteen! lu what
way?
Convict -Why. the Judge an' the
Jury united against ni\ ma'am.—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Ayer’s
PE-RU-NA TONES UP THE SYSTEM
IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING.
tAYS
THIS BFAUTIFUl
YOUHU OlfU
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If the skin, then
bolls, pimples, rashes. If the
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
|1<>II Boy (outside of room Ml Nay.
the gas 1» ote«P'M
man iln»ld* of room
N* K •>» <»
, Easily Found In the tterk.
••I wonder what has become of
He—1 thtuk I ought to take a hot
I
locked
th*
door
Bl-
Goodley. When he was at school, you
foot bath. When» Is the mustard?
Mother Johnny Jones, did you get
remember, he used to talk so much
She- -Out In the pantry.
that awful cold out akatlng? Nou-
about uplifting mankind. Entered the
He- Pshaw! It's dark out tiler«
stomach, then dyspepsia,
Mother. I think I
Make the blood pure, vigorous and ministry, perhaps."
and I haven't got a match.
my fare yesterday morning. -Judgo.
biliousness,
loss
of
appetiie.
*Oh.
no!
He
’
s
manufacturing
explo
rich, create appetite, give vitality,
She—You don't need a match to lo-
Cbumply I don't know whether I
sive shells and torpedoes.“—Philadel cate It. It's right alongside of the
Your doctor knows the
■tn ngth and animation, and curs phia Ledger.
ought to take your daughter from her
remedy, used for 60 years.
I.imburger
cheese.
—
Philadelphia
all eruptions. Have the whole family
father's roof Her Father Nli« doesn’t
•• K»ltirnlii< hom
fuhatt war. I wa* a
Press.
taifoct wrv«’» XI*
waa bail. au«l •»«»
Directly tinder It.
live on the roof Philadelphia Bulle
begin to take them today.
•alth wa* <on**. Hut a taw l»4ti«<* u( A■
“It's funny," said the long-winded
Not Quite the Hume.
Sarsaparilla cotuplatolv eutr.l nt* '•
•• Hood’» Sarsaparilla ha» been u«ed In
tin.
II.
C
LktktiLMH.
St-ianion.
I*a.
Mrs. Backwoods Our lleury's dolu'
oar family for some time, and al way» with lore, "but nobody ever seems glad to
"I say. Hroomf "Call uie by my
fl M a belli«.
J. <' a van txt
real well In ¡own. He's runnln' a ho
good mult». La»t spring I was all ran see me."
whole name. If you pleas« It has a
mm L bmb A& mmvm for •■»■■■■■■■■■■■
"And
haven't
you
ever
fount!
out
the
tel
now
an'
It's
a
big
one,
too.
down and got a bottle ot It, and as usual
handle to It. and It was meant to b«
Mrs. Korntop—l»o tell!
received great benefit.’’
Mita B xclao cause of your unpopularity?" lnqu.red
us < n I. air " "That's
"That'» so.
so Well. Broom
Mrs. Backwoods -He surely Is. Got
ha candid friend.
B otcz , Stowe, VL
handle, how ar« y ou r
a letter from him this mornlu' an* he
“No. I can't discover It"
Hood's Sarsaparilla pro ml so« to
Curloao Your name Is Ephraim. Is
sea. "I’m a hotel runner now an* It's Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeping the
"Well. Well; it's right under
Ouro and knops tho promise.
Mow'd your parents coms to give
bowels
regular
with
Ayurs
Pills.
It?
a real swell place."—Philadelphia
very nose."—Philadelphia I’resa.
you that name? Modestus I don't
Presa.
It was
Ixtft-Handed Penmen Not Wanted.
Alter people pass forty they hud know for certain, bul I suapswt
Maeculiue View.
Few business men will employ a
tiecause I w»i a boy. Boston Tran-
they
have
no
place
to
wear
their
that
"The coming woman," said the type
left-handed person as a clerk or book
script.
writer boarder, "will not take a back new clothes unless they go to church.
keeper and the prejudice against them
"Women claim that the way to get
seat for anybody."
How's This?
extends to the government depart
on
with ■ man I» to give him plenty
"I hope you are right.” rejoined ths w$ ------------------------------------
offer One Hundred INdiani
Reward
ments at Washington. The chiefs of
- — - -----------
- for of nicely cooked food."
"Well,' an-
scanty-haired bachelor.
"Those fe anv caavot l atarrh that cannot be cured by
MISS MARJORY HAMPION, Ol MU tnRk.
those departments are entirely willing
■wared Sirius Barker. Irritably, "why
HalI' b Catarrh » ure.
males
who
ocupy
the
back
seata
re
F J. c H K N K Y .% CO . !*rot«, Toledo» O.
to overlook bad penmanship on the
don't
some
of
them
try
It?"
aalilng-
We,
the
undvralgned.
have
known
F.
J.
served for smokers lu street cars mak«
part of a really good and Industrious
Cheney for the la»t 15 year», and I* lie re him ton Star.
Miss Marjurv Hampton, >■!•» l hir-1 Avenue. S«» York I tv, », (,.,
me real weary."
j'erteetly honorable in all busineea tranaao
clerk, but It Is the man or woman who
A Great Debt: Bragg I owe noth
■*l*arun« 1» » Hoe ntedklne to take
*f^.*’*,_*]* l>”’
1 sksn in ths
tlon* an<l rtnanetally able to carry out any ul>
writes with the left hand at which the
ligation« made by their Brin.
Usurping Her Prerogative.
Ing to any man Newltt Oh. ysa, you spring It tunas up the «»»tern »nd
. ••fmillwnlng me u»,,
VS grr A l » ua X, Vvhf!»‘»ale Prug^tutB. Toledo. O.
balk Is made. The dead line Is drawn
than
a
vacation.
In
the
tail
and
winter
I
have
found
that
n
luW, aM
"Will you marry me. darling?" ask vv Aunsti. K insan d M arvin , v \ holeaalo l»rug- do Bragg No. sir' Newltt Oh. yea
catarrh and al»«» Hud that It 1» invaluable t<> krop the boweta regular, ».||n(
Just the moment It is ascertained that
ed the young mail In the parlor Irene. gHt». lolcdo, O
You
owe
an
apology
to
every
man
who
Catarrh cure la taken Internally, act«
aa ■ gentle stimulant on the ay»tem. In fact, I consider i, a »hui« nicJkla«
.. .
a dork Is left-handed and he Is forth
"Sir." rejolued his fair companion, Ing Han't
directly ui«on tho blood an*l niueuus *ur- has to listen to you blow.—Philadel
cheat.” Ml»» Marjory Hampton.
with Informed that if It Is his desire
"this is leap year and you should know facet of the system. 1‘rhe 7»e. ¡»er LxlUa. phia I’resa.
bold by all bruKMitt». 1 eatlmottiali free.
to continue In government service It
that In matters of this kind a gentle Hall’» Faintly ftlla are the l»eat.
Improvement at the Gas office: “Did
will be necessary for him to write with
man should watt uutll he Is asked."
Is arili, nervini» sn<!
A huge sunAah, the largest ever »een. you have any luck when you went to
PURE BLOOD
his right hand. This Information is
—
“Batter
complain
about
the
gne
bill?"
No
Chance
for
a
Blow-Out.
was
recently
captured
near
Santa
Cata
always a bitter pill for the left-hand
and Olhet blood lmn»,rs. Wln,h„„
“If I were to give you *10." said ths lina lalaml. off the coaat of California. luck than last month." answered Mr.
penholders, but there Is nothing to be
It la, the rail»« 1» t|lv
It
weighed
about
pounds.
philanthropist, "would you blow It In?'
Meek ton; "the man didn't laugh this Blood Impurities of Spring ■rviitnulaliuns In th» ?>!<«>!
done but begin to write with the right
"Nary a blow, mister,” replied th«
hand or "throw up the Job." and few
Piso s Cure ft. • remedy for coughs, colds time."—Ev
Mother—If I catch you chasing those
time Cause, Preven
Nothing Is tn re <rrtaln within tbs
are anxious to quit government service hens again I'll wash your face every hard luck victim. "Ef I wus ter gll and consti nipt no,. Try it. Price 20 reut»,
Magistrate (strrnlyi Didn't I tell
whole rang« of madiral ». ionrs il^n
St
druggists.
hold
uv
dat
much
coin
In
er
lump
It
tion and Cure.
even for this cause.
you the last time you were hero I n«v-
that a cure« ! I’rrm • m ,-s,|y »|.ru,g»
day next week!—Punch.
'ud take me breoth erway. See?”
er wanted you to come before ms
tune will |»r I el I y and rffn-tually nr»,
The
population
of
Japan
Is
twelve
That AcM Trouble.
True Enough.
Prtaoner -Yea. air, but I
Other Hide of It.
Dr. llartu an's medical tortures BIO vonl or cure this alimist uunrrwil .Qg
tini«*» a» deus» as that of Ilia Unitevi again?
Colusa, Cal., April 18th.—Much has
Towne—Did you tell Markley you
couldn’t make the policeman believe eagerly ecanne«l by many thouaaml lion.
“
When
women
get
their
rights."
States,
been said and written recently about had Just bought a magazine ride?
It.—New Yorker.
Fiwrytaely lr«-l< it m ». me daetee.
said Miss Strongmind, “there will be
readers.
Uric Acid in the system; what causes
Browne—Yes.
less
foolish
lovemaking."
"Funny
about
Ralaton
wanting
his
On«
of
tli«
newt
timely
ami
Inter«
sl
■
it and how to get rid of it. It is
Towne—You're a truthful gentle
"That's all right," rejoined Mr.
form«* wife to get a divorce from her ing lecture» li« «ver delivered was hl» • iderahlv, while » large per cent >4 11.»
known to be the first cause of Rheuma man! Why, It's only s cheap single-
second husband so that they might get recent lecture on the blood iiupiirltle» human family am made mry mlwrsbis
Maaherton. “there won't be a girl left
tism and many other diseases and has barrel affair.
by this condition every spring
worth spooning over."
married again ” “Not very. He's al of spring.
therefore received a great deal of atten
Browne—Well. I bought It through
I'enii.s will prevent It If t*Un la
The d<irtor »aid in aiib»ianc» that
ways been falling In love with other
tion from medical men.
Botany Claes«
' an advertisement in a magazine, didn't
tinio.
•
isry
spring
Hell
»»I
la
I
a«i«d
with
men's
wives."
—
Ex.
Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place 1?—Philadelphia Press.
I'eruna Will cure it Il taht u •• J¡.
Dally Guide to Flattery: If there Is the effete a<-cuiiiiilaH<>n» of winter,
claims that he has solved the problem
of how to get this acid out of the sys
something on the table that ths deranging lii« dlgeatlon, prolming rwtol
Charitable Sex.
Petuaa it the blral aprmg tur<lir||>e
tem. He savs:
He (at amateur concert)—What do
hostess knows Is so badly cooked that sluggialineaa of the liver, overlaung
<d
the n>«r>!l« al pr< I»«» <>n.
the
kidneys,
interfeiing
with
th«
ac
“I had this acid trouble myself for you think of Miss Screecher's voice?
for
mora
she feels bor«*d about It. ask
If y.’«i do ir l <l»ri«e prompt and wi
years. At times the Kidney secretions j Sher-Oh, I think it's ail of what It's
and eat It with the gn-ateat apparent tion of th« bowels and th« | r«»| «r cir
st, r ory re nit« trobi the use <>l Pern.
culation of the blood.
would be very profuse ami at other cracked up to be.
relish.--Baltimore American.
Thia condition of thing» produces M, writ« at one« to Dr Hartman, giv
times scant but the acid was always
“Have you any taste for Tbaeke- what i» popularly known as spring ing a full statement of y<>»ir case, »nd
Then or Never,
my greatest trouble. Medicine failed
ray?" asked Mrs. (»Ideasti«. • No I fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus hr will I* plee«--.| t give y,.|| hl» «sig.
Miss Willing—Should a girl allow
to cure me till at last I heard of a rem
can't say that I bave,” rep I lol her tion, that lire.I feeling, blood thicken- aide »«hi«'« grail«.
edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and her fiance to kiss her before they are
hoatoaa; "la that anything like this n: and many o her nan >04.
tnarrled
.
’
A'hlroes l*r Hartman, I'teaulenl of
after taking a box I seemed to be en
! paprika tlx-y IS I'Uttln' in eirrytbliig
Mrs. Wedderly—Well, if she wants
Fonieliniea the victim is I liions, «Iva- The Hartman .»»anilarium, lolutaba»,
tirely cured. However it came back on
now?”—Chicago lleom! Herald.
peptic and ron»ti|>at««l. •ometuiive he llfll.v
me and this time I took several boxes him to kiss her at all she should.
Wbat he Would Rather Have Ex-
with the result that I was completely
Must Bear Signature of
Something to Mow.
•
■■
»
prea»,-d Differently: Gushing luidy —
and permanently cured. This was
"I wonder If they produce hay In
Oh,
but
Mr
Jones.
I
should
love
to
Its
Booietlmee we may learn omrs from
II taira two to tush* a quarrel uutll
three years ago and I have not had a the arctic fields?" said the hallroom
beautiful even If for only half an a man's errors than from lila virtue« — you have one <>f your own. slid then It
single symptom of the acid trouble boarder.
is always the other uue who itiakss II
hour! Jones Yes. but you wouldn't lx>t>(feUuw.
since. I am 75 years of age and I am
"I don't know wh ‘ther thev rail ti
I like the coming tate’k again' Punch,
well as e e l was.”
Se» raoSlalh Wrappar Halow.
hay or not" replied the cheerful idiot
Teacher—Mushrooms always grow
' Conductor- All aboard! Please get
"but it's something the Eskimos."
Success
in damp places.
■ board quickly, Mise, the train Is
Some people unnk success means
Pupil—That's why they look like
A Princely Reward.
about to start. Young I July But I
simply to get rich. Others think It
“Boy,” said the wealthy man, beam umbrellas, ain't It?
wish to kiss my sister good by. Con-
mears merely to keep out of Jail. One
*
ductor—Get aboard, get almard; I'll
of these definitions Is about as near ing with gratitude; “you have done me
An Indorsement.
attend to that for you.•— Yale Record.
correct as the other, says a philoso- a great service and I am going to re
A scum—But does this medicine real
ward you."
"Coal vases?*' said the hardware
nhcr.
ly cure deafness?
“Oh, thank you, air!" gasped the
merchant.
"Yes. sir."
"Romrthlng
Clerk—Eh?
■mall boy.
Dlcely Japsnnol?” “No, sir," said ths
As.-um (shouting)—I say. does
No remedy ever vet discovered has met with such ~
“Here, In this case. Is the first dollar really cure deafness?
customer. ■ tnan with fierce mustache
popular
favor as S. b. S. Ihe |>c«.t>lc every where ind<’i«e It,
I ever made. Gaze on It and let it In
Clerk—Well. I should say so!
and a foreign accent; "haven't you ■nd there
For Infants and Children.
are few home* where S. S> & for the blmni it \ '
spire you to be Industrious and saving. taken It regularly for twenty years.
something in Russia Iron?" Chicago
Good-by.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
not
known
and u*ed. It is superior in ninny ways to the <>rdi'
Tribune.
Wl'-IUJS»«« «•»
—
There’e the Rub.
nary blood medicines. In the first place S S S. i* a guaranteed
The Cares of Tooth.
How
to
Hold
Actors:
“
It
always
CURE
SICK
HEADACHE.
Towne—If It hadn't been for that
Bears the
makes me tnad to talk to an a< tor. He purely vegetable compound, rtinde exclusively of niedu inal roots
fellow Cutter I'd be *100 richer to
Signature of
HOWARD E. BURTON. A-wyrr »nd Chemist
protends to listen politely, blit Ills at selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic projierti«-« that act
day.
Spfc.inrn pr
< »old. Kllvrr. I|i : • *oi'l. Mil-
Browne—Oh, forget about It. You ver.7 h ; »»old. 5üc;Zincor ' <»|»|«er. |l. » yanltla teat*. tention 1s wandering all the time Ever upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to :i healthy,
.Mailing enrelopea an*l full prb* 1 lal ■»«•nt on ajiplb a- notice it?”
A Little Mistake.
“No. I always talk to natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic cfT<< te the gen
ought to take things philosophically.
tlon. Control and I ntplr«* work aollrlted. I.end-
Young I.ady—What is the pries of
Towne—I do. That’s easy enough, ville. Colo, ilefrrvijc«Cartonate 5al*l Hauk. them about tbemaolves.”—Philadel eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed
that bicycle costume?
phia I^lger.
strength and vigor and lictter hcnltli is the result. No b.nl .liter effects
but It's hard to part with things phil
Dealer—That is not a bicycle costume,
BUY
Owner of Flabpond (to man who Is follow the use of S. S. S., as so often hap|>ens with blood medicines
osophically.—Philadelphia I'resa.
miss; it’s a suit of sanitary underwear.
trespassing -Don't you see that sign, containing strong minerals, which dermige the stom.n h nnd <ligesti<>d
Cooked tip.
I r-rm*nenay vvirso. Wo Suor nervoosMSB
“No fishing here? Angler—Yea. and ■nd in other ways damage the system. Eor disease» of the blood,
I after nrWday iiiworPr.KlIne'tUrsstN'wvs
“So this Is the old family Bible?"
I dispute It Why, there’s good fish- such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boil« and Pirn-
ter. Send for Free US trial boule and treausa
said Mr. Newsooter, who was waiting
H. Kline, Lui..ar Arch BC. Fblladelphla, r*.
Ing hare. Ijx>k at this basketful, Ths
Eczema, Tetter,
In the parlor for Miso Passey.
ALWAYS HIPS 0. n 0. ON HAND
man must have been mad who put
Poisons, nnd other
Good Time to Die.
"No,” replied Miss .Psssay's little
Monticello, Ark , May 81, 1009.
that board up.
Gloomy Man—Who is the fool who
brother, "that's the new one sister
Oentlemen —For about twelve years I have troubles due to impure or
"It was only five years ago that I been usino your R ». 0. U a houaahold remedy. bad condition of the blood,
wrote "I Would Not Die in Spring-
bot ht last week so she could write in
tin.«-?’’
started In with our firm at five dollars I have token II se a tonic and appstlaar, and be
no remedy ads so promptly
It
all
about
when
she
was
born."
—
Wife—Fool!
a week," said Bragg, "and now I earn lieve there Io none better. I have used It for my
Philadelphia Press.
Gloomy Mau—Yes.
Springtime la
fifty a week without any trouble." children at varloua timas for little chin eruption«, ami thoroughly as S. S. S,
Just the season to die. Escape tbs spring
"That's m ; It's easy to earn that," re bolls and polaone eauead by playing with weeda. It reaches deep-seated,
Rynnnymt.
bouse cleaning, you know.
plied
Newltt, "but how much do you *. ■ 0. Is my standard, nevar mlud whet la the long-standing cases, upon
“Oh, there's a word of nine letters
matter. If I use a bottle ol B R. S. It tonas up the which the ordinary p>ts»h
got?"—Philadelphia Presa.
that describes Crabbe to a't.' "
Mother* will Had Mrs. Winslows’» Soothing
system, alcanaes the blood and makes me wall
Syrup the best remedy to use tor I hair children
Ida I don't believe Mr. Kmart be again. As an all-round family medicina I, onaldar ■nd sarsaparilla compound*
"Ab, yes—‘pessimist.’ ”
during the teething period..
_
FROM
YOUR
DI'ALFR lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. R ■ 0. tha beet remedy of tha kind that bave I have noefTect. I'.ven wherS
"Well, I meant 'dyspeptic,' but it
“Wot's worry In' him? In fer a lick amounts to the same thing.”—Philadel
May—Why not? Ida—I told him I ever used, and generally keep It on hand ae a fam. there is an hereditary
Still a Child.
MKR V. C. WIUTTINUTON
in' r
had
my pin money wrapped In my lly remedy.
predisposition Io disease,
phia
Press.
Old Man—What! Marry that child?
“
Nope;
worseer
’
n
that.
He
says
ter-
S.
S.
S
will
search
out and remove from tlio blo«><l the fixed tH>i»«>nand
handkerchief
and
lost
It
He
aald
$4.00,
$3.50,
$3.00,
$2.50
Suitor—Your daughter is no longer a
Murder Will Out.
day's the day he's decided ter propos?
there was a great deal of money lost build up the health ; it enriches ami purifida weak, thin blood and stisH
child, sir; she is a woman.
um
shoes THrroWo. In
"You simply can't get that girl to
cotton these days.—Chicago News ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health.
Old Man—Nonsense! Why, she isn't to the teacher.”
You esn
W.L Douglas shoes
tell her age.'
a bit bossy yet
Tommy To morrow's your birthday, exist without good blood, but can never be robust ami strong; for every
Why Bhe Objected.
"Well, time will tell, even If she are worn by more
ain't It, ma? I wlsht I bad a dollar; organ, tissue and nerve in the laxly looks to the bloo<! for nourishments
"I suppose, my dear,” said old Mon won't”
men titan any other
You Cao Oct Allen's Foot-Easr FREE.
I’d buy you a present
Ma That's and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest <4
make. The reason
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Ls Roy.N. Y., for a eybags, "that you object to my ualng
The Style that Costs,
free »ample of Allen'» Foot-Ease.
It cure» tobacco because it Is ■ poison."
thoughtful of you. my dear. But why the body suffers nnd the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro
is, thev hold their
»westing, hot swollen, aching feet. It mate«
"After all, I guess it doesn’t coat shape,ntbet ter, wear
do you need a dollar? Tommy 'Couso vided in 8. 8. 8. a remedy for dinenses of the blood which l'»>*
“Yes," replied his young wife; "be
aew or tight »hoe, eery
A certain cure for
much to live in New York.”
longer, and have
that’s the price of It. It's the dandl- experience ami a thorough test have proven superior to all others, sad
corn», Ingrowlngnalli and bunions. All drug cause It is—er—such a slow poison."
gist» sell It. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute.
"It may not cost much to Jive." re greater intrinsic
est catcher's mask you ever saw.—
the acknowle<lged •• King of Blorxl Purifiers." '
An Old Haying Applied.
plied the man who had tried it, "but It value than any
Philadelphia Press.
No Nonsense Nowadays.
“I am agreeably surprised at the costs a lot to make people believe other shoes.
OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in « barge of graduated physician»,
Fon«l Mother I don't know what to
Modern Poet—Give me a rhyme for loom you have given me,” said the you're living and not merely existing."
8o/d £ uerywhart.
do. I want to send my daughter to is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of th«»»«
Influenza.
manager of the theatrical troupe, with —Philadelphia Press.
J T-o«»k for num« nn
who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Writs
Friend—What are you writing?
U oiik I h * iim - h <*oroiia Coltakln, which Is college, and yet 1 don’t want to send
a patronizing air. “It's really first-
•very where<*on«'«Mled tohethe flnrat Patent her Into the world unprotected.
Modern Poet—An ode to spring.
Wise
us,
and our physicians will advise you without charge.
class.”
¿»«■Ht her yet prod tired. Faat Color I yfltto utett.
The Gypsies.
tibono hr mnil,2A < ent* aitra. Write for Catalog.
visitor, who has observed tho daugh
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLAHTA, 64»
“Ah!” replied the proprietor of the
Gypsies were found In England
W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, .Mass.
ter’» disposition You mean that It
hotel. "Your room is better than your alxiut 1514, according to "A Dyalogue
would be unkind tn send her out Into
company.”—Philadelphia Press.
of Sir Thomas More" (1529), but the
the unprotected world!
exact
year
of
their
arrival
Is
unknown.
Hllght Mistake.
Never say again that a newspaper
PRU88IAN
' '!h "" |!r rrh-N JJJ
Shopper (In department store)—Isn't They were present in Scotland In 1508,
writer la not a master of diplomacy.
Another Long-Felt Want.
LICE
KILLER
j
!♦ rather early to have those mosquito and possibly they were the “Saracene"
WONDERFUL
One of the fraternity wna to write up
you. I*rire, A<>r and OI.OO b
d ,, d
Tough—Have yer got pull enough la nets on sale.
whose depredations in that country
HOME
the
history
of
an
old
lady
of
98.
He
Washington to git s patent fer me?
U«nti«moit i «m a bri «><1er nf i
H{ M*op*'W
Saleslady—Beg pardon, but those are prior to 14*10 are on record.
TREATMENT
was told she had never so much as
Patent Lawyer—Wbat is your inven boarding-house blankets.
Batalllard and other authors believe
This wonderful Chi-
learned
her
letters.
Did
he
blurt
It
tion?
that gypsies existed In Europe from
doctor la called
Tough—It’s a pneumatic tire fer per
bwcaai*« h« cure*
out In print? Not a bit of It. He
Finals. |
j n n,iTi,’g „,Àd„
ih.i-i>'-„ ''’ Jl.V««»
immemorial times, for they find no ac gr»at
p**opl* without oi^rw
lice clubs.
I» Ju«t Ih« Ihlng r..r 11.«
So««, alvi '• •o,‘*
merely stated on hla finely written
"Are you still making visits to your count of their crossing the Boiphorous
tlon that are fl von up
to
die.
He
curee
wttn
article that "she can rend the finest
dentist?"
■‘ornane, Or., Coaal As«“'»
Ihoae wonderful < hl-
nnd no record Is known to exist of
print as well a» »h« ever could.”
neee herlHi, root«, hud«,
“No."
their passage to England or Scotland.
barkB and rcffMablM
"How's that?"
that are entirely tin
They were better received in these
known to medical ecl-
Queer.
"Ob, nothing, only I ran out of countries than In any other, but so
»-rire In thlg country. Ihrough «he um » o '
Th« INTKBNAL BIMCDY
"Hades Is supposed to be located In Th* improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner
(hoae harmlFHw romfldlM ihie famoua docuir
teeth."
early
as
1531
an
act
was
passed
re
know«
the
action
of
over
W)
different
rem
No tes» teista It Will Not Car*
the center of the earth, Isn’t It?" re Takes
■”
edlee. which he buc « eeafully uee<* in <1 fferent
Safety Appliance.
will remove Hage Brush Rabbit Brush,
qulring the Egyptlane to quit the realm
nrilHII, Greste
lifioD
out all
dieeaeee. He Kuarantee-a to cure cattarh, aath
marked the thermometer.
Chico, etc. Loavaa (he ground " ' in ,-orfnct
* "* «.oditi»
Husband—Why did you want a under pain of death, a similar edict
ma, lung, throat, rheumatlem, nervoueneea,
brush
by
AGENTS WANTED
"Yes,
but
what
of
it?"
Inquired
tho
etomach, liver, khlneye, etc ; han hundred* of
for a«, <ling witl„„lt tlln
being Issued In Scotland In 1541 and at
For our New Gasolene liras Haw. We eel en speaking tube from the dining room
testimonial*.
( barge« moderate. ( all and
thn roots
barometer.
us« of a plow at a coat
Ac»- him
Patfentl out of the rlijr write for
gine only once for eeeh log
One man cen
to the kitchen?
varying
periods
In
moat
of
the
Euro
Inaving
«Hm«
In
"It seems funny, I was Just think-
blank* and clrrulare. Mend «tamp
CUNHUlx
move eaw
We handle the only Malleable
hot to e>ceo<]
TATIUN KHEE.
AhDHESH
Wife—So I can give the cook orders pean eta tea.
piles
at
regular
Gru bbl tig Machine
Write u» your wauta In
lug the lower down I should get in
the machinery line.
intervals.
Teeth
are
without
having
her
throw
dishes
at
Transportation across the seas was
RKlKRBON MACHINERY CO.,
The G Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. that direction f|IP higher up p(j go."— automatically < loaned
mo.
among the milder means adopt'd and
Foot Morrleon St.
Portland, Oregon
Philadelphia Press.
ZHi Alder St., PorUanJ, Omges.
No clogging. Will work on
probably was the came of much
Not in Her Line.
atony ground. Our book lot
Mrs. Fadden—Have you over had further dispersion of the tri bee. Under
It sometimes happens that n family
describing the machlno in detail.
Henry VIII. gypsies were shipped from F. N. U.
any experience In firing china?
which cannot boast ----------------
that ona of Its Its advantages, coat, shipping
I Mrs. Arties»—No, Indeed! Our cook England to Norway or Franco, and
nuuiibcrs underwent an operation, can weight, etc., sent free on application
f" »11 a time when one oóhe children
attends to that wbeu she has a bad from France, so recently as 1S02, they
THE BURTON MF6. CO.
were deported to Africa.
went froqi on« convulalqii luto anothef.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Otar Own l»a>
A Hud get of Fas.
Sarsaparilla
Impure Stood
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Carter’s
Little Liver Pills,
CARTELS
THE KING OF^SÄ
BLOOD PURIFIERS SSS
CASTOR IA
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
W. L. DOUGLAS
78?
Dr. C. Gee Wo
••-¡¿ .'-4
Perrin’s Pile Specific
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ARAPAHO* 9T.
DENVER.