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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 24, 1925)
i Pajre Two Tm'silav. Nov. 21. H2." THE When Shriners Shine DEAR NAT I: TUB (SHHIXKKS" lianco NoVKMliKK tnenty-sfen ' AT THE IVHran ltott-1 WILL tfl'RK l " TWO TICKETS tier YOl'll MONEY YV1U. MAKE thing hum. OR I'M rmm YOl'R rHECK lo.iay , FOll TWO twenty IS WHAT e unt. As VK must know HEFORK THK show IF YOl! ill Ki. YOllt SAME Is charged ON Ol'l! aivount SO 1)0 IT new WRITE tod:iv. AND BY XKXT mall. MAKE IS happy WITH vour check. I THANK YOU. K. C. B. PROXY. P S THKSE TICKETS two ARE AWFILI.Y new: IF YOl' don't want them SEND THEM lack BEFORE THEY crack. I THANK YOU. TO THE SHRINK CLUB: I CAN'T dance; THE MISSIS won't: THE CHILDREN daren't. AND RELATION'S don't; 0 I can't see WHAT I can do EXCEPT reinrn THESE TICKETS new. 'TIS A GREAT relief TO CRAWL out this way. BCT TO te!l the truth I COULD not pay THE LITTLE sum WHICH YOU demand. THE WOOD MAX came AND COT his share; THE INCOME tax THIS YEAR is bare. THE GROCERY man AND BUTCHER, too. ARE AFTER me -WITH bilietdonx. AND A PRINTER man HAS NEVER hid THAT MUCH wealth. EITHER Good or bad. ? BUT I'LL do thi. IF YOU'LL forgive. AND I hare luck AND THEY let me lire I'LL GARNER coin. AVO HPAP up pvks; I LL SHAVE myself. AND RETRENCH on SOX; I'LL PINCH each coin TILL THE eagle yells, AND WHEN YOU ccrae aa-aia,. I'M THERE with bells. . NATE OTTERBEIX. FOR NEGRO WIFE (Continued rrum rage One) ouKh. Ex-Jud( Isaac N. Mills, who represents the plaintiff ex plained he had naked adjournment last week to aive those "inter csird in Uhln lander's welfare" an opportunity to interTene and save the youth from the shame of having the "mystery letters" read. It had been decided to proceed he added, and then turning upon Davis, he pointed a shaking fing er, and exclaimed : Now. do your worst." Davis, Inviting Leonard to the ftsnd. then proceeded to read one lot the letters, which might Ve des ' cribed as the less objectionable of !the two. I Justice Morschauser had remark ed that "ladles" might leave the 'I court room. About S did mo. with j much shuffling and giggling. About ;50 women kept their seats, blush ling but d-tei mined. Those were ' ordered ont, until only two news paper women remained In the room. : I Cross-examining Rhlnelander as to hU purpose in writing tft let-: , ters. whi;i required nearly an hoar jto read. DavU asked: ! "Yon were willing to go through this perverse performance with a girl who jxrmltted these 'tl-.it.KS. but I unwilling' to marry one wi'U the ! slightest taint of colored bi:cd?" ' "As to the color, I drew tie : line." retorted Leonard, with a GLUM TALES BY ASSESSORS Klnn.uu County .M"or V. T. Lee ' assessing timber mti servativcly, he ail. so "not to .ill lha goose- that lays Hie golden egg." assesses fir and larch at Si) nu a thousand, and pine at SO cents to S3. A higher price is twing paid for government tim ber. hi'h he aid wn more ac cessible. "It fat a question whether It is wb-o to asscsa timber - high It will f irce the owners to get It all oat of tha county at nw." raid Lee. O. F. Long's rate case testimony that Weyerhaeuser had invested S 10.000,000 in Klamath holdings at 40 cents to $1 a thou sand was quoted, and Lee said a considerable part of that timber was across the line In other coun ties and In California. The as sessed value of all privately owned- timber in Klamath county is about SS. 000.000, Lee aald. rep resenting 40 of the tax roll. State forester figures were quoted that there are S. 000. 000 feel of privately-owned timber In the county, worth an average of $2 a thousand, or S16.000.000, which is double the assessed value. Lee said he assessed bunks 861. mer chandise 60 of Invoice, best down town lots at J250 a front foot, best irrigated land at 510. the fine Fort Klumath land at JI6 and Bill IVUell's farm at S10 to $30, averaging SI 5. Ore gon Voter. Longfellow's Club To lc Formed Here show of spirit. Then came the expose of Mrs. Rhinelander's body over the stren uous protests ot me ng-o a . Slmertntendent J. Percy Wells yes- M.lsTKK t'l.tM'K INSTALLED Installation of a master clock sys tem in the new Fremont st-liuo! completed this week by the Link Itiver Electric company, at an ap proximate cost of $500. according to Atunilnn, Mr. Lqng M.m. alien-' tlonl j At last the Longfellow '! KUm-j ath Fall', the sixth enspvr of the( Tall Jleu'a association. hkh . crganiied some time ago in Marsh- j fivld. will be Installed. Everett O. Nord. temporary chalr- man of the Klamath Kails group, j received yoaterday a cn uliutlon.) hy-laws. songs and other matter of ntcrrst in regard to the c.t.iblUh mcnt of a chapter In the city. The iv.atertitl was tent by Itonjnmln Cat In, president ot the original chup :er In Marsh field. According to Nord. an Informal -neeting will be called In the near future in the chamber of commerce rooms npon his return from I'ort and, where he goea to attend Ih ' scout PL conference. Recent word received from the all men la to the effivt that a mini er of officers will he pro-nl In Klamath soon to assist in the In tallation of the new rhnt'tor. All men six feet tail or o.'r are uiked to attend the met'ihtgi. to :nake tits world safer for t:ill men. ind especially the Longfellow. rant. T. uuu.livd slid fifiv l"l lam w. ad-r nil. iS. Hut Louis !i." '" heard all. In -ndillil.-n." Kendall pnrsiied. "I shall u. " 11,1 day In Jail Of course I could Rive you more" Ciwtello failed to indliato hether or not be will r- ''Is flue. CARNAHAN FLAYS BANK ON BOND ACT (Continued fnint I'nite Onr) the assumption Hint Alio tianscrlpt .shows valid authority In tho city lo Issue the bond and that all pro reedlngs leading up Ihervto, in cluding the passage of tho emer gency ordinance which was objected lo by tho hank'a attorney, were ! rat. notwllhstaiiding tho very able, erudite and learned opinion of thu legal goulus who acted for the bank. Ills opinion stands flatly contradicted by that ot Teal, Win trae, Johnson si McCulloch, the liugesl firm of homl attorneys west of Chicago." The hid made by lha American Nulloilal hank siHiclfleil that 111 transcript must receive the nppiW .ii opinion of lha bank's attorney. Kollowiug the aceepianc of Ilia ltd, (he council adjourned until ucxt Monday night. transacting very III lie routine busluesa. III MIAMI ArtKS DIVOltl K FMwurd Wold always hua been a dutiful husband. II says so in bla complaint, asking for a dlvarvo from his wife. I-ena Wold, which hs filed yeaterdity with Lloyd IloLap, clerk of the circuit court. However, Mr. Wold aaya, his wife deh. ru d him Novembor SB, 11)81, at Kuneit, Iowa, and lis (wis that the iiintrlmonliil bond ahould be sev ered. There are no children. Mr. and Mrs. Wold were married at Cumberland. Wyoming, according to the complnlut. 'brlii nt. p... at I' J """tat. "NtarniuEu ry lot th. ,,t ( '"' Hot-tin HARVEY Hi -b ASCIIS I tor tne piainmi. jw ierdav j ser agreed with Davis that the clocka re .j by , ! nnlque procedure was "necessary master clotk which deBn.te, th Un a case of this kind." regular periods of classroom wok. I Shortly thereafter, Rhlnelander , ; pcrodSi aad ai90 regulate. :.even day ordeal came to an ; lhe outdoor horns. lOauide. court attendants were bat-j Alcorulng tl Superintendent jtling with their fist to drive away school board and facultj an importunate throng which a.o ant,dpa,iag in the ne, 'stormed the court room djors. I building arter the Christmas holl Mrs. Rhinelander may be "t'd days. whto au' matcriuls will bi jto the stand Tuesday. transferred to the new bulldiug. JAIL AND FINE IS IMPOSED FOR SALE Louis ' Coetello, of Ihls city, thought It over for some time yes--terday afternoon before he decided to enter a plea of guilty in Justice court to a charge of unlawfully sell ing Intoxicating liquor. Hut finally Louia did. Wh.it he.' In return, heard from Ihe magls-1 trate, was bad news. 'Two hundred and fifty dollars fine," said Judge K.I Kendall. "Ot course I could give you J500 " IkiuIs didn't aewm lo feel as grate ful ns tho clrcumatanecs might war- SCHOOL nilS SHKLVKI) DEAR NATE: YOUR DOLEFUL tale RECEIVKD today; THE TICKETS two. WERE ALSO new FO W2'LL take them tack. EVEN IF we crack. A-PRINTER man HAS LOTS of sand IK HE can't dance NO VAN can. IMS RELATIVES, too, WILL MISS the show IF HE DOXT die down AND GET tbe dough. THE nutcher, THE Biker. TUB Candle-stick maker, WILL GET your wife, IF YOL' don't take 'er. SO SEND her along. AND YOU ni the press: SHE'LL HAVE a good time, OH I'LL miss my guess. a WE'LL forgive A TIME or two IF YOU'LL publish WHAT WE intend to do. A QUARTER PAGe ad WILL 8HOW our stuff; BUT WE can t pay LAY OFF, Mac-Duff! a EO U.SE your pen AN!) broadcast EACH hour THE SHRIN'KK'S doings AT THE I'tliean Bower. AND OVER your tomb WE'LL GLADLY sing: "HE HEAPED up rocks "AND SAVED his socks "ALL TUCKED away "IN A nice little box. .' "HE WOULD not donee, "AND HE would not prance WITH TALL jfhort ladles "WHO wore silk pants." I THANK YOl'. CRATER LAKE SHRINE CLUB. MANY MOTORISTS ARE SUMMONED INTO COURT JU' j Bids for the equipment cf the ne Today there will be many motor- Kremont school, which were opene, .... .,.i . h. violated the!'"H night during a special meetln. ib. M'm"(HMmatl(iir l thA- sshool-Vxwrd, wore place 1 . . , . '' , 1- whether! under advisemcnC according to l their throats, and announte whether jor not they wish to enter pleas of guilty. The drTvers were taken into enstody over the week-end. Following is a list of those taken into custody by state and county officers: Harry TV. Regan, speeding: Petor Taskan. speeding; C. H. Dunning ton. no headlights; A. E. Adels- j pirger. speeding; C. W. W'ochatier. speeding; M. Dalaha. speeding; Mrs. L. A. Whrine. no lights: W. N. May field, speeding; Y. W. Edams, speed ing with a truck: Howard Graham. Inadequate brakes, and E. O. Lord, void foreign license. ndar advisement, according to Su perintendent J. Percy Wells. A meeting, which will call fo final passage on the bids. Is sche. uled for Wednesday afternoon, i four o'clock. if- WOMAN WANTS FREEDOM Alleging that her husband, Walter B, Oliver, has, on occasion, blacken ed her eyes and bruised her' face, Florence Oliver yesterday brought suit for divorce in the Klamath county circuit court, charging cruel and Inhuman treatment. At all I times, she states in her complaint, j she has been a true, loyal wife. Mrs. Oliver requests $50 alimony and $75 attorneys' fees. She also ! asks custody of the one minor child. I Mr. and Mrs. Oliver were married at, San Francisco, August 20, 1917. WOOD Thanksgiving Day We are going to donate our teams, wagons, trucks and the upkeep on them free to the American Legion building fund. Our employees are giving their services. Pelican Bay, Big Lakes and Algoma Lumber companies are donating wood, and the entire retail price of the wood goes to life American Legion building (und. If you want a load of blocks delivered Thanksgiving Day phone Peyton & Co. "Wood to Burn." 601 Main . Phone' S3S Christmas Cards lc to .$1.00 . at Southwell's. N22,24,27! 9 Hank Burrogh's i Adding Machines. $83, at Sout Invrll'ff. N22-21 Dresses t,nd cnata on sale at Bee Begins Dress ihop, 129 So. 7tb s'- N20-25 1 Another shipment of pretty ro'ncM and klmonas at Hec Bcgin's Dress Shop, 129 So. 71 ll St. N20-Si Relieve Coughs, Colds, Headache, Rheumatism and All Aches and Pains Afl drof r mn4 65c ftn mdtel, CkU4n' MMr4 Gail4r form) Im. Better than a Mustard Plaster F REE Watch Saturday's "ARE YOU LUCKY? and BARGAIN PAGE" Perhaps You'll Be the Lucky One Mrs. Glenn Kent Was the Lucky One Last Saturday S S7 GET YOUR CUNS AND SHELLS HERE Vi v - . . c . . .j?r . r r -- - .'A -v- V X r4fiP-(B A. D. LAMBERT, Prop. Be sure of furnace! Tour comfort-. - --rw ai a of heat fot o.uii J depends oa tht nuJ '"' lroic tig US. which It It htuuial oomt. Health rnj ahundint . .1 moist heat! Not J quata heat t y HAINt THE FURNAO 1023 NU, Phone M I i i MacMillan Chooses "A Well-Balanced Diet Built Around Meats" Uolhinc dovoloped on the trip to cause me to revise cy ldoa ebout foods; which is that a well balanced diet built around meats yields the best health results. On the way north we had fresh don-istlc c:-" frora the supply taken aboard when we Bulled. Afte. we reached the Ecrth we rolled upon r je wild life c;' the region, using seal, walrus, cniibou, muskox, Arctic hare, and many kinds of wild ducks. Every day we had fresh meat with plenty of fat at at least one moal and usually oftener whon sup plies were plentiful, and every one came through the four months in excellent condition; in fact, most of the members of tho party gained weight. While we often hear it claimed that entlne too r.uch meat i3 unfavorable to hoalth, it is a fact that such ailments a3 gout, hardening of tho arteries, and other disorders attributed to an ex cess of moat eating are quite unknown to the Eskimos who eat nothing but meat. In my own experience I have never known anyone to attempt to live in the Arctic on n vegetarian diet.. On the other hand, evory Arctic explorer now adays relies upon the native fresh meats as a sure preventive cf scurvy, a much dreaded nutritional disorder which wa3 prevalent in earlier Arctic ex perience times beforo we learnod a losson Jn diet from the Eskimo. The above message from Donald B. MacMillan, Uio famous Arctic explorer, is of vital interest to every house wife. The MacMillan expedition carried Swift's Premium Hams and Bacon and other Swift branded products. Swift & Company Klamath Falls Local Branch, 6th and Market Sts. If you hod to wort, can you irW i wolccma thMowK' your lunlut worts' Electricity hours of mtdkssWl' wrrk. Aslc ymirVt Int.- f ht 111! finelKtt!- cools all but mKB'J no luneirc ot K r-1 ashes, and for no aw usual cost for fo rr if wash-day trying tas,a! tion of an electric chine with ft P Electric lroner,vaW" fr,andelflricsewi replay to work w" soon earn back w for them. Think what them veniencei would W jrou had to keep hoo make this Christmii remembered. Visit J today. ' TUB CAUTORNW POWER COMIW want. Iron tsblsfriO toast'r parcolswr bsatsr culling Iron J . un - m urn otwm