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Pajre Two
Tm'silav. Nov. 21. H2."
THE
When Shriners Shine
DEAR NAT I:
TUB (SHHIXKKS" lianco
NoVKMliKK tnenty-sfen
' AT THE IVHran ltott-1
WILL tfl'RK l "
TWO TICKETS tier
YOl'll MONEY
YV1U. MAKE thing hum.
OR I'M rmm
YOl'R rHECK lo.iay
, FOll TWO twenty
IS WHAT e unt.
As VK must know
HEFORK THK show
IF YOl! ill Ki.
YOllt SAME Is charged
ON Ol'l! aivount
SO 1)0 IT new
WRITE tod:iv.
AND BY XKXT mall.
MAKE IS happy
WITH vour check.
I THANK YOU.
K. C. B. PROXY.
P S
THKSE TICKETS two
ARE AWFILI.Y new:
IF YOl' don't want them
SEND THEM lack
BEFORE THEY crack.
I THANK YOU.
TO THE SHRINK CLUB:
I CAN'T dance;
THE MISSIS won't:
THE CHILDREN daren't.
AND RELATION'S don't;
0 I can't see
WHAT I can do
EXCEPT reinrn
THESE TICKETS new.
'TIS A GREAT relief
TO CRAWL out this way.
BCT TO te!l the truth
I COULD not pay
THE LITTLE sum
WHICH YOU demand.
THE WOOD MAX came
AND COT his share;
THE INCOME tax
THIS YEAR is bare.
THE GROCERY man
AND BUTCHER, too.
ARE AFTER me -WITH
bilietdonx.
AND A PRINTER man
HAS NEVER hid
THAT MUCH wealth.
EITHER Good or bad.
?
BUT I'LL do thi.
IF YOU'LL forgive.
AND I hare luck
AND THEY let me lire
I'LL GARNER coin.
AVO HPAP up pvks;
I LL SHAVE myself.
AND RETRENCH on SOX;
I'LL PINCH each coin
TILL THE eagle yells,
AND
WHEN YOU ccrae aa-aia,.
I'M THERE with bells. .
NATE OTTERBEIX.
FOR NEGRO WIFE
(Continued rrum rage One)
ouKh. Ex-Jud( Isaac N. Mills,
who represents the plaintiff ex
plained he had naked adjournment
last week to aive those "inter
csird in Uhln lander's welfare"
an opportunity to interTene and
save the youth from the shame of
having the "mystery letters" read.
It had been decided to proceed
he added, and then turning upon
Davis, he pointed a shaking fing
er, and exclaimed :
Now. do your worst."
Davis, Inviting Leonard to the
ftsnd. then proceeded to read one
lot the letters, which might Ve des
' cribed as the less objectionable of
!the two.
I Justice Morschauser had remark
ed that "ladles" might leave the
'I court room. About S did mo. with
j much shuffling and giggling. About
;50 women kept their seats, blush
ling but d-tei mined. Those were
' ordered ont, until only two news
paper women remained In the room. :
I Cross-examining Rhlnelander as
to hU purpose in writing tft let-:
, ters. whi;i required nearly an hoar
jto read. DavU asked:
! "Yon were willing to go through
this perverse performance with a
girl who jxrmltted these 'tl-.it.KS. but
I unwilling' to marry one wi'U the
! slightest taint of colored bi:cd?"
' "As to the color, I drew tie
: line." retorted Leonard, with a
GLUM TALES
BY ASSESSORS
Klnn.uu County .M"or V.
T. Lee ' assessing timber mti
servativcly, he ail. so "not to
.ill lha goose- that lays Hie golden
egg." assesses fir and larch
at Si) nu a thousand, and pine
at SO cents to S3. A higher price
is twing paid for government tim
ber. hi'h he aid wn more ac
cessible. "It fat a question whether
It is wb-o to asscsa timber - high
It will f irce the owners to get It
all oat of tha county at nw."
raid Lee. O. F. Long's rate case
testimony that Weyerhaeuser had
invested S 10.000,000 in Klamath
holdings at 40 cents to $1 a thou
sand was quoted, and Lee said a
considerable part of that timber
was across the line In other coun
ties and In California. The as
sessed value of all privately owned-
timber in Klamath county is
about SS. 000.000, Lee aald. rep
resenting 40 of the tax roll.
State forester figures were quoted
that there are S. 000. 000 feel of
privately-owned timber In the
county, worth an average of $2 a
thousand, or S16.000.000, which
is double the assessed value. Lee
said he assessed bunks 861. mer
chandise 60 of Invoice, best
down town lots at J250 a front
foot, best irrigated land at 510.
the fine Fort Klumath land at
JI6 and Bill IVUell's farm at
S10 to $30, averaging SI 5. Ore
gon Voter.
Longfellow's Club
To lc Formed Here
show of spirit.
Then came the expose of Mrs.
Rhinelander's body over the stren
uous protests ot me ng-o a . Slmertntendent J. Percy Wells yes-
M.lsTKK t'l.tM'K INSTALLED
Installation of a master clock sys
tem in the new Fremont st-liuo!
completed this week by the Link
Itiver Electric company, at an ap
proximate cost of $500. according to
Atunilnn, Mr. Lqng M.m. alien-'
tlonl j
At last the Longfellow '! KUm-j
ath Fall', the sixth enspvr of the(
Tall Jleu'a association. hkh .
crganiied some time ago in Marsh- j
fivld. will be Installed.
Everett O. Nord. temporary chalr-
man of the Klamath Kails group, j
received yoaterday a cn uliutlon.)
hy-laws. songs and other matter of
ntcrrst in regard to the c.t.iblUh
mcnt of a chapter In the city. The
iv.atertitl was tent by Itonjnmln Cat
In, president ot the original chup
:er In Marsh field.
According to Nord. an Informal
-neeting will be called In the near
future in the chamber of commerce
rooms npon his return from I'ort
and, where he goea to attend Ih '
scout PL conference.
Recent word received from the
all men la to the effivt that a mini
er of officers will he pro-nl In
Klamath soon to assist in the In
tallation of the new rhnt'tor.
All men six feet tail or o.'r are
uiked to attend the met'ihtgi. to
:nake tits world safer for t:ill men.
ind especially the Longfellow.
rant. T. uuu.livd slid fifiv l"l
lam w. ad-r nil. iS.
Hut Louis !i." '" heard all.
In -ndillil.-n." Kendall pnrsiied.
"I shall u. " 11,1 day In Jail
Of course I could Rive you more"
Ciwtello failed to indliato hether
or not be will r- ''Is flue.
CARNAHAN FLAYS
BANK ON BOND ACT
(Continued fnint I'nite Onr)
the assumption Hint Alio tianscrlpt
.shows valid authority In tho city lo
Issue the bond and that all pro
reedlngs leading up Ihervto, in
cluding the passage of tho emer
gency ordinance which was objected
lo by tho hank'a attorney, were !
rat. notwllhstaiiding tho very able,
erudite and learned opinion of thu
legal goulus who acted for the
bank. Ills opinion stands flatly
contradicted by that ot Teal, Win
trae, Johnson si McCulloch, the
liugesl firm of homl attorneys west
of Chicago."
The hid made by lha American
Nulloilal hank siHiclfleil that 111
transcript must receive the nppiW
.ii opinion of lha bank's attorney.
Kollowiug the aceepianc of Ilia
ltd, (he council adjourned until
ucxt Monday night. transacting
very III lie routine busluesa.
III MIAMI ArtKS DIVOltl K
FMwurd Wold always hua been a
dutiful husband. II says so in bla
complaint, asking for a dlvarvo from
his wife. I-ena Wold, which hs filed
yeaterdity with Lloyd IloLap, clerk
of the circuit court.
However, Mr. Wold aaya, his wife
deh. ru d him Novembor SB, 11)81, at
Kuneit, Iowa, and lis (wis that the
iiintrlmonliil bond ahould be sev
ered. There are no children.
Mr. and Mrs. Wold were married
at Cumberland. Wyoming, according
to the complnlut.
'brlii nt. p...
at I' J
"""tat.
"NtarniuEu
ry
lot th. ,,t (
'"' Hot-tin
HARVEY Hi
-b ASCIIS
I tor tne piainmi. jw ierdav
j ser agreed with Davis that the clocka re .j by ,
! nnlque procedure was "necessary master clotk which deBn.te, th
Un a case of this kind." regular periods of classroom wok.
I Shortly thereafter, Rhlnelander , ; pcrodSi aad ai90 regulate.
:.even day ordeal came to an ; lhe outdoor horns.
lOauide. court attendants were bat-j Alcorulng tl Superintendent
jtling with their fist to drive away school board and facultj
an importunate throng which a.o ant,dpa,iag in the ne,
'stormed the court room djors. I building arter the Christmas holl
Mrs. Rhinelander may be "t'd days. whto au' matcriuls will bi
jto the stand Tuesday. transferred to the new bulldiug.
JAIL AND FINE IS
IMPOSED FOR SALE
Louis ' Coetello, of Ihls city,
thought It over for some time yes--terday
afternoon before he decided
to enter a plea of guilty in Justice
court to a charge of unlawfully sell
ing Intoxicating liquor.
Hut finally Louia did. Wh.it he.'
In return, heard from Ihe magls-1
trate, was bad news.
'Two hundred and fifty dollars
fine," said Judge K.I Kendall. "Ot
course I could give you J500 "
IkiuIs didn't aewm lo feel as grate
ful ns tho clrcumatanecs might war-
SCHOOL nilS SHKLVKI)
DEAR NATE:
YOUR DOLEFUL tale
RECEIVKD today;
THE TICKETS two.
WERE ALSO new
FO W2'LL take them tack.
EVEN IF we crack.
A-PRINTER man
HAS LOTS of sand
IK HE can't dance
NO VAN can.
IMS RELATIVES, too,
WILL MISS the show
IF HE DOXT die down
AND GET tbe dough.
THE nutcher,
THE Biker.
TUB Candle-stick maker,
WILL GET your wife,
IF YOL' don't take 'er.
SO SEND her along.
AND YOU ni the press:
SHE'LL HAVE a good time,
OH I'LL miss my guess.
a
WE'LL forgive
A TIME or two
IF YOU'LL publish
WHAT WE intend to do.
A QUARTER PAGe ad
WILL 8HOW our stuff;
BUT WE can t pay
LAY OFF, Mac-Duff!
a
EO U.SE your pen
AN!) broadcast
EACH hour
THE SHRIN'KK'S doings
AT THE I'tliean Bower.
AND OVER your tomb
WE'LL GLADLY sing:
"HE HEAPED up rocks
"AND SAVED his socks
"ALL TUCKED away
"IN A nice little box.
.' "HE WOULD not donee,
"AND HE would not prance
WITH TALL jfhort ladles
"WHO wore silk pants."
I THANK YOl'.
CRATER LAKE
SHRINE CLUB.
MANY MOTORISTS ARE
SUMMONED INTO COURT
JU' j Bids for the equipment cf the ne
Today there will be many motor- Kremont school, which were opene,
.... .,.i . h. violated the!'"H night during a special meetln.
ib. M'm"(HMmatl(iir l thA- sshool-Vxwrd, wore place
1 . . , . '' , 1- whether! under advisemcnC according to
l their throats, and announte whether
jor not they wish to enter pleas of
guilty. The drTvers were taken into
enstody over the week-end.
Following is a list of those taken
into custody by state and county
officers:
Harry TV. Regan, speeding: Petor
Taskan. speeding; C. H. Dunning
ton. no headlights; A. E. Adels-
j pirger. speeding; C. W. W'ochatier.
speeding; M. Dalaha. speeding; Mrs.
L. A. Whrine. no lights: W. N. May
field, speeding; Y. W. Edams, speed
ing with a truck: Howard Graham.
Inadequate brakes, and E. O. Lord,
void foreign license.
ndar advisement, according to Su
perintendent J. Percy Wells.
A meeting, which will call fo
final passage on the bids. Is sche.
uled for Wednesday afternoon, i
four o'clock.
if-
WOMAN WANTS FREEDOM
Alleging that her husband, Walter
B, Oliver, has, on occasion, blacken
ed her eyes and bruised her' face,
Florence Oliver yesterday brought
suit for divorce in the Klamath
county circuit court, charging cruel
and Inhuman treatment. At all
I times, she states in her complaint,
j she has been a true, loyal wife.
Mrs. Oliver requests $50 alimony
and $75 attorneys' fees. She also
! asks custody of the one minor child.
I Mr. and Mrs. Oliver were married
at, San Francisco, August 20, 1917.
WOOD
Thanksgiving Day
We are going to donate our
teams, wagons, trucks and the
upkeep on them free to the
American Legion building
fund. Our employees are
giving their services.
Pelican Bay, Big Lakes and
Algoma Lumber companies
are donating wood, and the
entire retail price of the
wood goes to life American
Legion building (und.
If you want a load of blocks
delivered Thanksgiving Day
phone
Peyton & Co.
"Wood to Burn."
601 Main . Phone' S3S
Christmas Cards lc to .$1.00 .
at Southwell's.
N22,24,27!
9 Hank Burrogh's i
Adding Machines. $83,
at Sout Invrll'ff.
N22-21
Dresses t,nd cnata on sale at Bee
Begins Dress ihop, 129 So. 7tb
s'- N20-25 1
Another shipment of pretty ro'ncM
and klmonas at Hec Bcgin's Dress
Shop, 129 So. 71 ll St. N20-Si
Relieve Coughs, Colds,
Headache, Rheumatism
and All Aches and Pains
Afl drof r mn4 65c ftn mdtel,
CkU4n' MMr4 Gail4r form) Im.
Better than a Mustard Plaster
F REE
Watch Saturday's
"ARE YOU LUCKY? and
BARGAIN PAGE"
Perhaps You'll Be the Lucky One
Mrs. Glenn Kent
Was the Lucky One Last Saturday
S S7
GET YOUR CUNS AND SHELLS HERE
Vi v - . . c . . .j?r .
r r -- - .'A
-v- V X r4fiP-(B
A. D. LAMBERT, Prop.
Be sure of
furnace!
Tour comfort-.
- --rw ai a
of heat fot o.uii J
depends oa tht nuJ
'"' lroic tig US.
which It It htuuial
oomt. Health rnj
ahundint . .1
moist heat! Not J
quata heat t y
HAINt
THE FURNAO
1023 NU,
Phone M
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MacMillan Chooses
"A Well-Balanced Diet
Built Around Meats"
Uolhinc dovoloped on the trip to cause me to
revise cy ldoa ebout foods; which is that a well
balanced diet built around meats yields the best
health results.
On the way north we had fresh don-istlc c:-"
frora the supply taken aboard when we Bulled. Afte.
we reached the Ecrth we rolled upon r je wild life c;'
the region, using seal, walrus, cniibou, muskox,
Arctic hare, and many kinds of wild ducks.
Every day we had fresh meat with plenty of fat
at at least one moal and usually oftener whon sup
plies were plentiful, and every one came through the
four months in excellent condition; in fact, most
of the members of tho party gained weight.
While we often hear it claimed that entlne too
r.uch meat i3 unfavorable to hoalth, it is a fact
that such ailments a3 gout, hardening of tho
arteries, and other disorders attributed to an ex
cess of moat eating are quite unknown to the Eskimos
who eat nothing but meat.
In my own experience I have never known anyone
to attempt to live in the Arctic on n vegetarian
diet.. On the other hand, evory Arctic explorer now
adays relies upon the native fresh meats as a sure
preventive cf scurvy, a much dreaded nutritional
disorder which wa3 prevalent in earlier Arctic ex
perience times beforo we learnod a losson Jn diet
from the Eskimo.
The above message from Donald B. MacMillan, Uio
famous Arctic explorer, is of vital interest to every house
wife. The MacMillan expedition carried Swift's Premium
Hams and Bacon and other Swift branded products.
Swift & Company
Klamath Falls Local Branch, 6th and Market Sts.
If you hod to
wort, can you irW i
wolccma thMowK'
your lunlut worts'
Electricity
hours of mtdkssWl'
wrrk. Aslc ymirVt
Int.- f ht 111! finelKtt!-
cools all but mKB'J
no luneirc ot K r-1
ashes, and for no aw
usual cost for fo
rr if wash-day
trying tas,a!
tion of an electric
chine with ft P
Electric lroner,vaW"
fr,andelflricsewi
replay to work w"
soon earn back w
for them.
Think what them
veniencei would W
jrou had to keep hoo
make this Christmii
remembered. Visit J
today.
' TUB CAUTORNW
POWER COMIW
want. Iron
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toast'r
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culling Iron
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