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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1963)
Memorable Meeting Oh, joyous chance encounter, My gladness knows no bounds! I met my husband's old flame She's put on 20 pounds. Sutanne Douglas CELEBRATING NATIONAL BABY WEEK! Quips and Quotes The young man proposed to his girl friend and was accepted with alacrity. But she lost no time in laying down the law. "Now, dar ling, since we're engaged, we have to economize," she said. "I want you to promise that you won't do anything you can't afford-" The boy looked startled. "If I promised that, I'd have to break our engagement!" he said. Dan Bennett Installment buying is not put ting off until tomorrow what you couldn't afford then, either. Ivern Boyett Song of the Good Husband Because you are no femme fatale, Do you suppose, dear wife, I sometimes wish some glamour gal Would glorify my life? That for a moment I'd consent To trade your charms for Liz's, Or ever wish I were the gent Who made Miss Loren Mrs.? You'll find an honest answer lies Within your heart, my darlin', When next entranced, with dream ing eyes, You're watching Rock or Marlon. Georgie Starbuck Galbraith Mi -rite q$ JOHN GALLAGHER "I have this terrible fear of fire." Mrs. Brown had gone on a strict diet. That meant every body in the family went on a diet, too, whether they needed it or not. One evening she asked her husband to call the children for dinner. "Good," said the hungry spouse. "What are we having?" "Chopped lettuce, scalloped carrots, diced celery, and turnip rings. Now, for heavens sakes, call the children in." The husband shouted out the window: "Come on, kids. Better hurry your supper is getting wilted." A.T. Quigg Family Wttkly, April 11, 1M3 mm i 7500 CHANCES TO WIN jlnfTV" t 750 PRIZES EACH WEEK l i.. Vy, ? j j FOR 10 WEEKS jV if " I J ! ENTER AS OFTEN ! I . -' t ' ! AS YOU LIKE! 1 M t&, ' iC I IASYI NO JINOLEB " " j " ? j OR STATEMENTS! ! ' ' , J '. t Win one of these new general electric automatic baby food warmers! WHAT A PRIZE! This beautiful $9.98-value, 3-sect.ion warmer heats baby's entire dinner in 10 minutes, signals "dinner's ready" with its indicator light, then keeps the food warm for half an hour or more, even after the cord has been disconnected! It saves mother the fuss of heat ing food and transferring it to a hot-water dish. Suction bottom prevents spills. Convenient handles make it easy to carry. Entire warmer is immersible, as easy to wash as a cup. Win one free. It's simple! Read how below. HERE'S HOW TO WIN! 1. Just write1 your name, address and the words, "New Heinz Baby Foods" on any Heinz Baby Food label, Baby Cereal box top, or plain sheet of paper. Mail to Heinz Baby Food Stwepntakes, P. O. Box 57, New York 4fi, New York. 2. Enter now! Start sending your entries today. The more you send in, the more chances vnu have to win a baby food warmer. There will be 10 weekly drawings beginning April 12, 1963. Enter every week as many times as you like, and send as many entries per envelope as you wish. 1. Entries will be eligible for each week's drawing as received. Entries not selected as winners in each week's drawing will be eligible to win in subsequent drawings. Entries for final week's drawing must be postmarked no later than June 21, 1963. 4. SweepHtakes open to reftidents of the U.S.A., except employees (and their fami lies) of H. J. Hem, Co. or its advertising agencies. Void in Nebraska and Wisconsin or any area where taxed, restricted or prohibited by law. No purchase required. Nutrition nkws; Heinz Baby Foodn are now rooked In 3 to 5 seconds by a new patented p roc ens lhat improves nutrition, flavor, color and teiture! New HEINZ Baby Foods The good they do your baby now lasts a lifetime 1 Baby food J