Memorable Meeting
Oh, joyous chance encounter,
My gladness knows no bounds!
I met my husband's old flame
She's put on 20 pounds.
Sutanne Douglas
CELEBRATING NATIONAL BABY WEEK!
Quips and Quotes
The young man proposed to his
girl friend and was accepted with
alacrity. But she lost no time in
laying down the law. "Now, dar
ling, since we're engaged, we have
to economize," she said. "I want
you to promise that you won't do
anything you can't afford-"
The boy looked startled. "If I
promised that, I'd have to break
our engagement!" he said.
Dan Bennett
Installment buying is not put
ting off until tomorrow what you
couldn't afford then, either.
Ivern Boyett
Song of the Good Husband
Because you are no femme fatale,
Do you suppose, dear wife,
I sometimes wish some
glamour gal
Would glorify my life?
That for a moment I'd consent
To trade your charms for Liz's,
Or ever wish I were the gent
Who made Miss Loren Mrs.?
You'll find an honest answer lies
Within your heart, my darlin',
When next entranced, with dream
ing eyes,
You're watching Rock or Marlon.
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
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JOHN GALLAGHER
"I have this terrible fear of fire."
Mrs. Brown had gone on a strict diet. That meant every
body in the family went on a diet, too, whether they needed
it or not. One evening she asked her husband to call the
children for dinner.
"Good," said the hungry spouse. "What are we having?"
"Chopped lettuce, scalloped carrots, diced celery, and turnip
rings. Now, for heavens sakes, call the children in."
The husband shouted out the window: "Come on, kids.
Better hurry your supper is getting wilted." A.T. Quigg
Family Wttkly, April 11, 1M3
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