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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 13, 1960)
ACID INDIGESTION? SODA RELIEVES FAST QUIPS AND QUOTES Vz teaspoon in 2 glass water ""Sid R cassa OTHER PEOPLE'S PASTURES The builder did the thing up right All doors and windows fit snug-tight; The closet space is just enough To look real smart yet hide the stuff; The furnace never tuckers out, The plumbing's what you'd dream about. There's nothing wrong rom roof to paint In fact, the place would please a saint; It reaches out and summons you The minute you appear in view. I hate it to its very core This paragon: the house next door. Helen Castle Nothing makes a mother's face light up like a good match for her daughter. Harold Hursh With the heightening of cold-war ten sions, mid-European cities have experi enced a rebirth of spy activity. In one hotel, a foreign diplomat went to the man ager and complained indignantly that the waiter who hovered over his table was unquestionably an enemy spy. "Certainly," replied the blase manager, "but what can I do?" "Fire him!" the diplomat exclaimed. "Ah, yes, but how do I know if the next spy will be such a good waiter?" Dan Bennett SEMI-PRIVATE By Stan Fine 3- ". . i and how are yoo today, dear?" SATURDAY MORNING IN THE SPORTS DEPARTMENT "All right, men, it's going to be a tough afternoon for the headline squad. I want every man to get out there and fight, fight, fight. Now before the scores start coming in, let's go over our patterns. I'll give you a game, you give me a head 'Yale Over Princeton.' " " 'BULLDOGS CHEW TIGERS!' " "That's the way! 'Northwestern Defeats Southern Methodist.'" " 'CATS CLAW MUSTANGS!' " "That's the old copy-desk spirit! Now, 'Texas Defeats UCLA." " " 'LONGHORNS TRAMPLE BRUINS!' " "Great! And, 'Rice Beats Temple.' " "Ah . . . 'OWLS CLAW . . . Let's try again . . . 'OWLS HOOT AT . . .' " "Ha, ha, just a joke, boys. Both teams are the 'Owls.' Let's pause a moment and pray they never schedule each other. Swell, men, now get down to your desks, pencils ready, and all together now, loud and clear 'Navy Beats Army!' " " 'MIDDIES TORPEDO MULE!' " Parke Cummings Family Weekly, November 13, i960 Arm & Hammer soda works right away brings comfort as it neutralizes excessive stomach acid. It is pure, safe bicarbonate of soda (commonly called baking soda), and it meets all requirements of the U. S. Pharma copoeia. Buy Arm & Hammer soda at food stores. In certain areas, such an metropolitan New York, the same high quality soda is sold under the name COW UK AND. CHURCH A DWIOHT CO., INC., 70 PINE ST., NEW YORK 5, N. Y. A Mouse in the House? Get MOUSE SEED4 lor ovr 60 ytart No Bait, no traps... just a saucer and Mouse Seed is all you need. 35 at leading stores everywhere. Iflnrsn likHilKln.lK. FKlctiilff.llnritl ARTHRITIS RHEUMATISM PAINS Rush out puin . . . rush in relief. That's what happens if you lake DOLCIN for nagging, moderate Arthritis, Rheuma tism or Muscle Pains . . . whenever they occur. Nothing else is faster, safer, belter for such pains than DOLCIN tablets. And you can try them without risking a single cent. Here's what to do: Gel a bottle of DOLCIN" today. Take them . ..all of them . . . according to directions. You must get fast, wonder ful relief or get your money back. , limit, tviirtu rn- BUIIIOIIS DOCTOR'S FAST RELIEF iou never irien any- thin in tvnnnVrfiil for bunions iui Dr. Seholl't Btinfcn Rducf of oft rubber. Itelief is immediate. Helps hide bulge and preserve shape of shoe. each. If not obtainable locally, send price, shoe size and width and if for Might or lft foot. DR. SCHOLL'S. Dept. B, Cfckifs 10. IU. iffni I DeWitt's ManZan brines al most instant relief of agoniz ing pain and embarrassing itch. ManZan reduces and retracts external and in ternal hemorrhoids with a tested formula. Allanloin, a special ManZan ingredi ent, promotes fast healing. Buy ManZan, ointment or suppositories. f lit-'ITW-'li. l.r.U'MIIHIllMLJ CCHTfld ! I i DeWitt's Pills relieve back ache, restlessness, mild blad der irritations and muscular pains caused by sluggish kid neys. Kidneys act as filters and DeWitt's direct diuretic action helps them remove impurities. A mild analgesic eases pains in back, joints and muscles. ON Relax and enjoy solid food, ensv conversation whik'PF.RMA-CRlP Dental Plate Powder holds vour dentures linn ly in place In 3 "sizes at your favorite store Oct white, tasteless, alkaline sftsfliflSEgrtillif Pro phy lac tic Brush Co., fiorence, Mass. ii.T-ivimniJiiH Don't be nervous about Dentures Rs4 0IIAT1HE SPLITTING NAILS RESTORED TO CORRECT THEM THIS MEDICALLY PROVED WAY. Jut drink one daily envelope of Knox Unfa vored Gelatine (115-120 grains, about St) in fruit or vegetable juice, bouillon or water. Published clinical studies using Knox, and Knox alone show 7 out of 10 women have success. Mostly within 90 days. Avoid imitations. Your doctor will tell you. PHYSICIANS: Reprints of all published medical studies on request. O IWW Knot (Mitlne, Inc.. Jnhmtuwn. N. Y.
