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OTHER PEOPLE'S PASTURES
The builder did the thing up right
All doors and windows fit snug-tight;
The closet space is just enough
To look real smart yet hide the stuff;
The furnace never tuckers out,
The plumbing's what you'd dream about.
There's nothing wrong rom roof to paint
In fact, the place would please a saint;
It reaches out and summons you
The minute you appear in view.
I hate it to its very core
This paragon: the house next door.
Helen Castle
Nothing makes a mother's face light up like a good match for her daughter. Harold Hursh
With the heightening of cold-war ten
sions, mid-European cities have experi
enced a rebirth of spy activity. In one
hotel, a foreign diplomat went to the man
ager and complained indignantly that the
waiter who hovered over his table was
unquestionably an enemy spy.
"Certainly," replied the blase manager,
"but what can I do?"
"Fire him!" the diplomat exclaimed.
"Ah, yes, but how do I know if the next
spy will be such a good waiter?"
Dan Bennett
SEMI-PRIVATE By Stan Fine
3- ". . i and how are yoo today, dear?"
SATURDAY MORNING IN THE SPORTS DEPARTMENT
"All right, men, it's going to be a tough
afternoon for the headline squad. I want
every man to get out there and fight, fight,
fight. Now before the scores start coming
in, let's go over our patterns. I'll give you
a game, you give me a head 'Yale Over
Princeton.' "
" 'BULLDOGS CHEW TIGERS!' "
"That's the way! 'Northwestern Defeats
Southern Methodist.'"
" 'CATS CLAW MUSTANGS!' "
"That's the old copy-desk spirit! Now,
'Texas Defeats UCLA." "
" 'LONGHORNS TRAMPLE BRUINS!' "
"Great! And, 'Rice Beats Temple.' "
"Ah . . . 'OWLS CLAW . . . Let's try
again . . . 'OWLS HOOT AT . . .' "
"Ha, ha, just a joke, boys. Both teams
are the 'Owls.' Let's pause a moment and
pray they never schedule each other.
Swell, men, now get down to your desks,
pencils ready, and all together now, loud
and clear 'Navy Beats Army!' "
" 'MIDDIES TORPEDO MULE!' "
Parke Cummings
Family Weekly, November 13, i960
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