Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current, February 13, 1947, Image 8

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Newspaper Page TextDoyle's Column Doctor Routs Columnist's Wife On Cigar Question By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK, Feb. 12 (P) If I came homo and told my wife I had Juet murdered a man she would reply: "I won't talk to you until you take that cigar out of your mouth." The things the hates most in 4h wnrlri are ciaars and tooth- Elcks. When I try to tease her y telling her that in China the high class ladies and gents think nothing ot picking their teeth in public holding their left palm under their nose to protect in nocent bystanders from richo chets she counters witheringly: "That probably explains the shape China's in." I don't go in for toothpicks, but I never turned a man in to the police for giving me a cigar. I learned to smoke in Ger many. I tried cigarets but didn't like them. Next I experimented with a Belgian clay pipe. This I gave up as inefficient; if a man really wants to drink nicotine he can do it quicker through a straw. Then the GIs overran a Ger man liquor and tobacco supply dump and some correspondents brought back a lot of cigar boxes, using them as wedges to kee., a jeepload of cognac bottles from breaking. We tried the cigars after the cognac. They were ersatz and about as far from Havana as a cigar can get. Probably made from the same woodpulp that produced the Wehrmacht s sau sages. Anything Free But wartime teaches you to latch on to everything free, and the pine-flavored cheroots were there for nothing in unlimited quantities. I came home a confirmed cigar addict only to find Frances had given up smoking. That's mar riage seesaw, teeter-totter. Five years ago I used to groan when she lit a cigaret she never learned to inhale and now she sprints for the other room when I start de-cellophaning a cigar. FOR SALE SEED POTATOES Grown in Utah, 5200 Ft. ELEVATION. VIRGIN SOIL. Certified and common, one drop and cut size. Booking orders now, subject to ocean sida test. For prices and sam ple, call JOE MICKA Phone MALIN 131 I can't Inhale yet either. Makes me cough if I do. I've found cigars good for a lot of things besides smoking. If a strange big dog comes growl ing at me, I blow a double mouthful of smoke at him. He runs away. Some people have quit invit ing us to their homes. They're choosy people. I don't like choosy people. I'd rather slay home and smell up my own apartment. Other advantages: (1) If a long-winded bore cor ners me, I light up the foulest cigar in my armory. When his eyes begin to water, he gives up and goes back to the mar tini table. (2) As long as I am pouring out clouds of cigar smoke when my boss passes the desk he thinks I am working.' At least I think he is thinking I am thinking. (3) Cigars save buying ash trays. The ashes fall on your vest. Some wives whose fathers smoked cigars are more tolerant. My wife's father didn't even smoke cubebs. She lured me with her re cently to her doctor. I thought it was the usual thing he would write her out a prescrip tion for some pills and they'd gab for half an hour about the opera, and I'd get the bill. But no. Tm worried about my hus band," said the asp I love. ''He's been nervous lately." , "I am " I started to denv. but Frances stopped me with more or less tender: i Shut up, you! THAT PROFESSIONAL TOUCH YONKERS, N. Y., Feb. 13 A) William Joslyn, 73, backed up to a stove to loosen an adhesive plaster on his back. When his shirttail caught fire brother George Joslyn, 70, threw a pail of water on him, and these goings-on brought policemen, fire men and ambulance attendants, who agreed he should go to a hospital. There, a nurse got the adhesive off in jig time. HOT TIP NEW YORK, Feb. 13 (PI A taxi driver, puzzled when a young man tipped him $10 at Grand Central terminal and told him to "keep your mouth shut. decided to check up. He went to the Park avenue candy shop where the passenger had made a stop, and learned the store had been robbed of $230. "I figured something was phony when he came out of the store," the cabbie told police. He had no candy. The doctor probed, punched, assayed my eyeball color and wind pressure. "I think he's been amok " Frances began, when the doc broke in: "Nothing much the matter. He needs to take it easy for a while. See that he gets more rest.". Me wrote me out some Pills and tnen puiiea out a big twenty- tive cent cigar ana nanaed it to me. "Relax, he said. "You're all right." mhbsuib sr CRATER LAKE DISTRIBUTING CO. i F4tVA THE UlAEARSMi OUD CHEESE DlfiilEn THAT IS REALLY Jt You'll aett a world f difference when you first yr try Mission Macaroni and Cheese Dinner! It's adt with plenty of sharp American Cheddar cheese combined with rich, wholesome Mission Macaroni and you'll agree it's the best yon're Ter tasted! Ifa easy to scire, too, for it cooks ia fust 9 minutes and prorides a delicious meal . h-a-diih for four. Try it- today! (3 rfaflXiim SPAGHETTI; There's no spaghetti quite like Mission, for this true Italian Spaghetti is richer, firmer, and more delicious! If s easy to prepare, quick to cook, and is firm and tender after cooking-. Keep sereral packages on hand and treat your family often to real Italian Spaghetti, the spaghetti that's extra good to the rery last bite! YOUR GROCER HAS IT! W mm - am aa TRY MISSION SPAGHETTI TONIGHT! SUPERBLY .AltW9C. SUPERBLY COOKED SERVED Klamath Falls' Finest Italian Restaurant Gilchrist HS Annual Ready GILCHRIST. Feb. 13 All students of Gilchrist high school had their "Sunday best" clothes on February 8 and 6 when a pho tographer from Klnmnth Falls came to take individual nor traits and pictures for the school annual. The editor of the annual, Vio let Freeman, and her stuff plan to have the copy comptotcd nnd sent to the publisher by the 2Htn of this month with all details in order. The staff has been work ing long and hord in order that the annual material will be sent in to the publishers In plenty of time for students to receive their copies before the close ot the school year. May 23. SOUVENIR CHENEY, Wash.. Feb. 13 P) The chunk of metal which rat tied out of Arthur Bichl's clari net case after an Eastern Wash ington College of Education practice was not an extra mouth, piece. It was a piece of shrapnel im- M uk ma V",.jJ Miirr in iarama TM Ml 4t yws ftaet mt Group Psychology Authority Dies NEWTON, Mass., Fob. 13 Ml Dr. Kurt Lewln, 56, director ot the research center for group dynamics at the Massachusetts. Institute of Technology and In ternationally known authority on group psychology, died lust night. He was born In Mogllno, Germany, HOOVER IN VIENNA BERLIN, Feb. 13 Ml Her bert Hoover carried his survey of Europe's food needs today to Vienna, where ho was scheduled to confer for three days before proceeding to Rome. The for-mer president conclud ed inspection of western Ger many's situation yesterday. bedded in the wood case since the student's navy days on Sui-pan. Veterans To Sponsor Dance An announcement of Interest to tha dancing public ut this community was released today by the Overseas Veterans Build ing commission, acting In the Interesttl of Pelican post KtH;t, Veterans of Foreign Wars of t lie United States. Beginning Suturdav nigh t, February IS, dances will bo held ul the Klamath Falls armory every Saturday night from I) to 1 under tho sponsorship of tha VFW and managed by (lie build ing commission. The dances which have been operated under these auspices at Duncelund for the past four years have been discontinued, effective February 8. Present plans call for the es tablishment of a temporary club IIIBAI.D NKWS. KUm.lt r.lli, Or.. TW'Bnt, r... II, lilt. .. SUM for post members at tho Klam ath avenue locution. Mimic ut the armory will be supplied by (he popular Dance, musters who have lieen playing the Diincclaud dances fur somu time. Admission prices remain tho same. Missing Man Found Alive A....IU... I... I II, a nnuiiit i ii, i ,m i ii ii ...I missing list by the. Klamath Me morial committee, has been cleared through a request made lltla tiinnlr thrmiuli Tim llft-Illl! and News, when Gale Uecklmm was reported "sufo and stumd" , and living In Klamath Fulls, -d Heckham was a prisoner for three years, held by the Japs at Miinchukuo, China, lie returned homo In February, 1H4II. aftdr leaving here In HMO. Ills mother, Mrs. Marie Heckham Pryor, lives at 11103 Siskiyou. 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