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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 16, 1947)
A Boyle's Column Writer Flinches In Face Of Withering Criticism By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK, Jan, 18 (I') Dear Horace: You curlulnly put mo In a hooting gullury with your re quvat on how to pick wife. The nation' huaband huven'l quurralttd over tlio ucivluo I gave you, But the ludloal Wliowl I have got to ninny lotion from ouli'ugud damaola Unit the pout limn haa hud to atari ualng an aalraatoa bug. . 1 ttlll stund by what I iuld, but 1 did overlook one ' llttlo (Itiullflcntkin In hulplng you cliooaa a perfect purtnor, 1 .for got to any: "Don't marry a wom an who cun road." My own boaom choice now a nliitt-yar veteran read whnt I told you In moment of mcntul treat on how to (elect and live with a wife, Slio acted almont u atrangely a the ones who wrote In, , "You giving ndvlce on how to live with a wife ha, hn," alio anld with a hollow lough. "You big rod apple you." .Slip wi quiet for a minute and than aald, "Linton, fringe liciid" -my hnlr la getting a lit tle thin at that "1 ought to aend you back to the ASI'CA." She thought a llttlo more and Turkey Recipe Given 'With Oregon turkey now availuble to conaumera at lower prices, aome might tike to make their own emokt'd turkey, a deli cacy that la uauully a high-priced gilt item on the market, be llevea Mra. Wlnnlfred K. Glllcii, Klumntli county home demon atratlon agent. Directions for amoklng turkeya or clilckena, either in naturul amoko or by lining amoka aale preparation, are given in mi extunalon mim eographed circular now avail able at hur office, room 208. In the Klamath Fall poat office building. Tlie proccaa with natural amoko, auya Mra. Clllen, In volve aoukiug tlie drcaacd and drawn blrda In a aalt pickling aolutlon two to four wecka. de pending on the aire of the blrda. when the blrda are removed they are washed and hung up to dry and thon amoked over hard wood for a period ranging from aeveral houra to aeverni dnya, de pending on the degree of amoked flavor deaired. TIMES CHANGE CHICAGO. Jan. 16 (II A gunman walked Into a North Sheridan avenue hoalery ahop and told Miaa Katherine Slrot ton. a clerk: "A year ago, I'd have taken .the nylnna; today, I'll take the 'money." He then forced Miaa Strutton to empty tlie caah rcgiatcr took $18 and fled. remarked, "Wall, half a worm la bolter than none" a remark I don't quite understand yet and begun moving her twin bed Into thu living room, When I offered to holp her, ahe got sven madder fur Borne roaaon. The only way I could rcatore peace waa to proinlao her a gardonla when the prlcea go down, Horace, If you could read all the Intemperate letter I have received from the abualng ball-and-chnln aaplranta, I am afruld you would remain a bachelor forever. Would you believe it, my boy, but one apparently unmarried lady In Chicago began hrr fever mad note by flatly aeaertlng that 1 am "an A-l atlnkor," "So a man wanti a woman who ahrinka at a bottle?" contin ued thia gracloua atudent of character. "Sure, then they go out and find a blonde who glg glot and amirka at a mere anift er, , "You thing! I'll bet you're willing to atund by and let 3, 000,000 young women become old malda." Alarmed A wife in Muncie became o alurmed when her huaband aug gealed he woe going to follow my advice that ahe mew up In a blue flame of poetry: . "The man that wrote thia, Should oughta be dead; Uueaa there'a nothing but water In hla big fat head. So lo heck with Hal Boyle And hla chltter-chatter, If you have your wlfe'a love Nothing elae ahould matter." Other glrla, Horace, wrote aulpliuroua remark of a nature unaulted for one of your tender yeara. In fact, my boy, It eeemed aa If the ladle did "pro teat too much." On the other hand, a hand aome young cx-aoldler, Robert Frlach of Milwaukee, waa kind enough to aay 1 had "picked the girt that -we are all looking for." But Bob added aadly, "I don't believe ahe exiata anymore." (ilia addreaa. girla, la 2203 Weal Orchard ntreet, and I'd appreci ate 10 per cent commlaalon from hia firat paycheck after you lead him to the altar.) Thia whole buaineaa, Horace, haa convinced me that someone ahould help out thoae 3.000.000 fruatrated bachelor glrla who don't appear able to pin down a man alone. They need to be told how to catch and. hold a hua band. But I'll bet ahead of time they'll. want to build the wrong kind of cage. (Tomorrow: Birdaeed to bait a huaband trap.) City Deliver? Service. Ph. 1417 Guardsmen Slate Monday Meeting . , The Legion of Guardamen will hold lta firat regular meeting at 8 p. in, Monday at the armory. These "mlntile mon of Amer ica" are ail former member of America' volunteer urmiea and Hie national organization ' waa formed for the purpoae of pro moting governmental legialutlon for the betterment of it mem ber and for the general weU fure of loclal being a a whole. Temporary officer have been numed with R, R, Bimmonda na chairman; Bruce Ulnklcy, vice prealdent; Newt Nolaon, adjutant arid C. L. MacDonald, quurter-maatt-r. A regular election will be held when the poat la or ganized. American farmer reap about one million Vina of rice annually, but domeitic conauniption I only one-third of that; the balance is exported. CARS DERAILED REDMOND, Jan. 19 (TV Seven car of a Union Pacific freight train were derailed south of here yesterday and Station Agent George W. Sex amlth auld the accident waa cauaed by a broken rail. 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