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Boyle's Column
Writer Flinches In Face
Of Withering Criticism
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK, Jan, 18 (I')
Dear Horace:
You curlulnly put mo In a
hooting gullury with your re
quvat on how to pick wife.
The nation' huaband huven'l
quurralttd over tlio ucivluo I gave
you, But the ludloal Wliowl I
have got to ninny lotion from
ouli'ugud damaola Unit the pout
limn haa hud to atari ualng an
aalraatoa bug. .
1 ttlll stund by what I iuld,
but 1 did overlook one ' llttlo
(Itiullflcntkin In hulplng you
cliooaa a perfect purtnor, 1 .for
got to any: "Don't marry a wom
an who cun road."
My own boaom choice now a
nliitt-yar veteran read whnt I
told you In moment of mcntul
treat on how to (elect and live
with a wife, Slio acted almont
u atrangely a the ones who
wrote In, ,
"You giving ndvlce on how to
live with a wife ha, hn," alio
anld with a hollow lough. "You
big rod apple you."
.Slip wi quiet for a minute
and than aald, "Linton, fringe
liciid" -my hnlr la getting a lit
tle thin at that "1 ought to aend
you back to the ASI'CA."
She thought a llttlo more and
Turkey
Recipe Given
'With Oregon turkey now
availuble to conaumera at lower
prices, aome might tike to make
their own emokt'd turkey, a deli
cacy that la uauully a high-priced
gilt item on the market, be
llevea Mra. Wlnnlfred K. Glllcii,
Klumntli county home demon
atratlon agent. Directions for
amoklng turkeya or clilckena,
either in naturul amoko or by
lining amoka aale preparation,
are given in mi extunalon mim
eographed circular now avail
able at hur office, room 208. In
the Klamath Fall poat office
building.
Tlie proccaa with natural
amoko, auya Mra. Clllen, In
volve aoukiug tlie drcaacd and
drawn blrda In a aalt pickling
aolutlon two to four wecka. de
pending on the aire of the blrda.
when the blrda are removed
they are washed and hung up to
dry and thon amoked over hard
wood for a period ranging from
aeveral houra to aeverni dnya, de
pending on the degree of amoked
flavor deaired.
TIMES CHANGE
CHICAGO. Jan. 16 (II A
gunman walked Into a North
Sheridan avenue hoalery ahop
and told Miaa Katherine Slrot
ton. a clerk:
"A year ago, I'd have taken
.the nylnna; today, I'll take the
'money."
He then forced Miaa Strutton
to empty tlie caah rcgiatcr took
$18 and fled.
remarked, "Wall, half a worm la
bolter than none" a remark I
don't quite understand yet and
begun moving her twin bed Into
thu living room, When I offered
to holp her, ahe got sven madder
fur Borne roaaon. The only way
I could rcatore peace waa to
proinlao her a gardonla when
the prlcea go down,
Horace, If you could read all
the Intemperate letter I have
received from the abualng ball-and-chnln
aaplranta, I am afruld
you would remain a bachelor
forever.
Would you believe it, my boy,
but one apparently unmarried
lady In Chicago began hrr fever
mad note by flatly aeaertlng that
1 am "an A-l atlnkor,"
"So a man wanti a woman
who ahrinka at a bottle?" contin
ued thia gracloua atudent of
character. "Sure, then they go
out and find a blonde who glg
glot and amirka at a mere anift
er, ,
"You thing! I'll bet you're
willing to atund by and let 3,
000,000 young women become
old malda."
Alarmed
A wife in Muncie became o
alurmed when her huaband aug
gealed he woe going to follow
my advice that ahe mew up In
a blue flame of poetry: .
"The man that wrote thia,
Should oughta be dead;
Uueaa there'a nothing but water
In hla big fat head.
So lo heck with Hal Boyle
And hla chltter-chatter,
If you have your wlfe'a love
Nothing elae ahould matter."
Other glrla, Horace, wrote
aulpliuroua remark of a nature
unaulted for one of your tender
yeara. In fact, my boy, It
eeemed aa If the ladle did "pro
teat too much."
On the other hand, a hand
aome young cx-aoldler, Robert
Frlach of Milwaukee, waa kind
enough to aay 1 had "picked the
girt that -we are all looking for."
But Bob added aadly, "I don't
believe ahe exiata anymore."
(ilia addreaa. girla, la 2203 Weal
Orchard ntreet, and I'd appreci
ate 10 per cent commlaalon from
hia firat paycheck after you lead
him to the altar.)
Thia whole buaineaa, Horace,
haa convinced me that someone
ahould help out thoae 3.000.000
fruatrated bachelor glrla who
don't appear able to pin down a
man alone. They need to be
told how to catch and. hold a hua
band. But I'll bet ahead of time
they'll. want to build the wrong
kind of cage.
(Tomorrow: Birdaeed to bait a
huaband trap.)
City Deliver? Service. Ph. 1417
Guardsmen Slate
Monday Meeting .
, The Legion of Guardamen will
hold lta firat regular meeting at
8 p. in, Monday at the armory.
These "mlntile mon of Amer
ica" are ail former member of
America' volunteer urmiea and
Hie national organization ' waa
formed for the purpoae of pro
moting governmental legialutlon
for the betterment of it mem
ber and for the general weU
fure of loclal being a a whole.
Temporary officer have been
numed with R, R, Bimmonda na
chairman; Bruce Ulnklcy, vice
prealdent; Newt Nolaon, adjutant
arid C. L. MacDonald, quurter-maatt-r.
A regular election will
be held when the poat la or
ganized. American farmer reap about
one million Vina of rice annually,
but domeitic conauniption I only
one-third of that; the balance is
exported.
CARS DERAILED
REDMOND, Jan. 19 (TV
Seven car of a Union Pacific
freight train were derailed
south of here yesterday and
Station Agent George W. Sex
amlth auld the accident waa
cauaed by a broken rail. No
one was Injured. -
HuaAi.o a new, aumaik r.iii, on. TiuiaaOAT, j.a. , imi. ra Vk
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