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About Lake County examiner. (Lakeview, Lake County, Or.) 1880-1915 | View Entire Issue (July 16, 1908)
If LAKE COUNTY EXAMINKR, I.AKKVIKW, OREGON, THURSDAY. JILY It.. W ! r : ! 8 8 I e i I i i - f i f ; ' i I ' 1 ( j OFFICIAL DIRECTORY FretMenl Vl-F-resltent Recreterr of Stat Secretary of Treaanry... Secretary of War Attorney General Postmaster General . . . . Secretary of Nary Secretary Interior Secretary of Agriculture Secretary of Commerce. Theodore Rooeetell Ihes.W. Fairbanks Kllhu rim I , , .Geo. R. Cnrtelyou Wm. H.Taft .Chan. i. Bonaparte , Von U Meyer V. C. Melcalt ....Jan. G. Garfield Jamea Wilson ..0!cr V. Straes Melville". F'tllet Vespatton Warner. IT. 8. ensinn Commissioner W. B. Richards I. . Unit Commissioner STATK. Gorernor Geo It Chewberlals F. A. Moore Pupieme Jitdire fH.rc'ary of State Treasurer Attorney General Bust. Public Instruction. rrln:er lalry and Food Cum I". 8 Senators one;resmen K. W. Benson . . . . .i.oo. A. Steel ....A. M. Crawford , i. 11 . Arserman . ,.V. !. Iun(wy J. W. 3al'ey t John Y.tJearta j r. w. Ktnton Binder Herinn (J. N. Williams IITH JfOIClAL PtSTRICI. Judge L- Bn Joint Senator H. Nerryman S H.r. Belsnay j il. A. Hratiain Kepreeentaf.res Attorney W.J.Moor V 8. LAN I OFFICE. J.N. Waton Regist.r Fred Y. Croni'iniller Receiver A V (YirNTT. Judge ' B- Clerr. V. W. Payne Boeriff Treaaurr assessor School Supt Surveyor Commissioners Albert teni F. O. Ahlstrom A. J. Foster ! It. Jackson C. l. Faulkner i C. A. Rehart i H R. Ilirjiord W in. Proudfoot Stock Inspector. TOWN OF LAFEVtEW. Hir" Bailey Mayot Co incllmen Snelltng ( n H llroi 1 J K Waton J. 8. Lane i w. B.6nider Recorder A.RIeber . . Treaaurer LODGE DIRECTORY A. O. U. W. Lakeshore Lodge. No. "7, A. O. U. V.. meets first and thini Thursdays of each month In Masonic hall. Cora Green, C. of 11.; Seltna Price. L. of H.; Vida Uutith er. U. of C; F. L. Nyswaner, Re corder. REBEKAU LODGE Lakeview Re bekah Lodge, No. 22, I. O. O. F. meets the second and fourth Fri days of each month In 1. O. O. F. hah. Mrs. Mae Bailey. X. G.; Mrs. Alice Bunting. V Mrs. M. 1. Moss, Sec.; Mrs. L. J. Magilton, Treas. DEGREE OF HONOR Lakeshore . Lodge, No. 77, D. of II., A. O. U. W., Meets first and third Thursdays of each month in Masonic halL Cora Green, C. ot H. ; SelmaJPrice L. of H. ; Vida Gonther, C. of C. ; Frances Nyswaner, Recorder. ' W. O: W; 'Lakevlew Camp, No. 520, Woodmen of the World, meets on the second and fourth Wednesday of each month in Masonic hall at 8 o'clock p. in. I Bailey. Consul Commander; E. N. Jaquish, Clerk. I. O. O. F. Lakeview Lodge. No. 63, I. O. O. F.. meets every Satur day evening In Odd Fellows' hall at 7:30 o'clock from Octolter 1 to j April 1. and at 8 o'clock from April 1 to October 30. Loren Bailey, N. G.; E. F. Cheney, Sec. j I. O. O. F. Lakeview Encampment No. 18, I. O. O. V.. meets the first : and third Thursday evenings of: each month in Odd Fellows' hall, I Lakeview. H. li. Herjford.C P.;! C. O. Metzker, Scribe. CHURCH DIRECTORY METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH THE nrot euuday In each muDtn, prenchini; at 11! a. in. Aside from Ibit, preaching every Hun. day at 11a. m. and 7:30 p. m. at Lakevisw. Bunday School at 10 a. in. Ltr-rue at 6:'M p. I m. Prayer Meeting Thursday 7:30 p. ni. I Ladies Aid Wedtipsijay 1:30 p! in. Choir! practise Friday 7::t0 p in A cordial invita lion is extended to youu. A. J. ARMSTRONG, Pastor. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH OF GOOSE LAKE at New Pine Creek, Oregon. Preaching ser vices at 11 A M and 7:30 P M of each Sunday of everv mouth Sundtty School at 10 AM. I'rayer Service at 7:W on Wednesday evening of each weed. All are cordially Invited to attend .be services J. HAYDK.N HOWARD, Pastor. FIRST BAPTIST CHI RCH OF LAKEVIEW Preaching service at 11 A M and 7 -30 P M on esxh Sundav. Sunday ScImjuI at 10 A M. Junior Society at 2:30 I'M. Baptist Younu feopie's l ninn at c:;xi r M in eacc f-unnay. Prayer Meeting at 7:30 P M Wednesday eve ning. Everj hJdy invited to attend all ser vices. A. FRANK SIMMO.NS, Pastor. CATHOLIC Clil P.t 1I-EVEKY Bt.VDAV MASS and Benediction at 10 o'clock a. in . Sunday school alter Benediction. Week day Ma at 6:30 a. in. I. A. VASTA, b. J. NOTICE Blue prints of any town ship in the Lakvitv Land District can be had by applying to the under signed. All work up to date. Checkings made from the Land Of fice Records at the time the printsare made, work neatly and promptly done W. B. Snider, Lakeview Oregon. BOWSER A GROUCH One of His Old Fashioned Happ) Evenings Is the Result. FINDS EVERYTHING FAULTY. HI Better Half, Howivir, Provai N li to 81am For Moat of tha Thmgi of Which tha Old Philotophar Cem plaint. (Copyright, 1W by T. C. MoOlure 1 All the afternoon Mrs. Ilowser h:iJ had a presentiment. Mr. ltowscr ha. I Uvn rtal Rood for four or Ave weeks, and that presentiment was to the eflfevl that he was due to lircnk out ajsalw He had left the house In the mornins htiiiitiing and Joking and calling Iiei Lis "little Kirl;" hut. like most wives Mrs. Howser had learned that there I sometimes a wide and varied different1! iH'twtH'ii the going and the coming a hushand. What added to Ills feci injis was the attitude of the cook. !' went a Unit In a nervous, uneasy w;i and finally, wheu asked if she .in' retains well, she hroke down and wcj t antl wailed out: "Oh. mum. I feci that sometuiti. dreadful N going to happen In tins t i.... . . house tonight!" j "Yon don't think the roof Is going to Tall lu. do you?" "Wusser than that." "Do yon fear fire?" "Wus-ser wusser!" j "Hut there cau't be an explosion or, anything of that kind." j "Rut Mr. Bowser can come home, I mnm!" j In due time Mr. Bowser came home. ! Mrs. Bowser stood at the window and r; i.tn 'c::1-. "YOU LT GO OF MY HAND AND ROLLED LXKAB TO THK BOTTOM." saw him as he dropped off the car at the corner. Her heart fell like a lump of lead. His shoulders drooped, his back was humped up. and be scuffed bis feet Instead of lifting them up. Thing3 had gone wrong with him dur ing the day, and he had probably bad a row with somebody on the car. He came along down the street to find the gate open. That was its usual position, but he stopped and looked at it and then banged it shut and set his Jaw. Mrs. Bowser was waiting for him In the hall to ask him if he thought It was going to snow, but he hung up his hat and overcoat before turning to her to say: "What in thunder do I care whether It snows or rains! Woman. I've got to have a long talk with you after dinner. Things have gone on this way long enough." "What's wrong with 'thiDgs,' as you call them?" He made no answer, but headed for the dining room, and he sat down to the table to find fault with everything on it The cook gave Mrs. Bowser a look of reproach and got out as fast as she could, and a thunder cloud hov ered over things for the next half hour. It was evident that Mr. Bowser was in for a happy evening, and they had no sooner reached the sitting room than he started lu with: "Am I to take it that you have any Interest in this house or not?" "Of course 1 have." "Then what about that gate? I come home to find it yawning tike the mouth of the Amazon and you seeming not to care a plunk how many cows got In and ambled around the front yard." "I have never seen a cow wandering around the streets of the city yet" No Excuaa For Carales tnei. "That is no excuse for your careless ness. You have never experienced an earthquake, but who can say there won't be one along thla very evening? Had a cow got Into the yard, Mrs. Bowser had a cow got into the yard" "She would have got out again with out hurting anything." "Don't talk back to me in that flip pant manner. This is a very serious mutter. It may lead to a divorce be fore we are through. As near as 1 could make out from the street there two bricks gone from one of the chim neys. Who pulled them off? Where did they go to? Were you and th cook using them to play handball on the roof? Next thing I hear of will bo a dozen leaks in the roof, caused by your galloping around." Mrs. Bowser felt too Insulted to make any reply, and he walked over to the piano and examined it and then broke out with: "And look at that scratch on the piano case. If you'd brought a Jackass In here and backed him up to the piano and hired him to kick, It could hive been no worse. There's $00 gone to get that scratch out" "Dare you forgottcu when rod mad Jir quietly asked Mm. Uowaer, "II wm one night six tuoiiths ago when you threw the hammer at tlie eat." lie glared at her for a moment, work1 d Ida ears like a frightened horse ami then concluded to drop the piano busi ness and exclaim: "And that crash on the front atalra, woman I 1 waa looking at It aa I stood to the hall tonight, and It's perfectly disreputable. I lcllcve there are aa many aa seven holes In It, and It was new only a month ago.' What posslhlt sense caa you have for these things Y" "That crash has Ih-cu down almost a I year, and as for the holes, enn you ei- pect a man to roll from top to hottoin of the atalra and not do any damage T" "Rolled? Rolled? Woman, v. hat ara you Intimating? He careful: Re very careful:" ' "The last time you came home from the Gay Old Roys' club I had to help you upstairs. You were very tlrvd lu the legs. When I Rot you to the top"- "Stop rljrht there, woman! You are Intlmailuit that I came home In a help less condition." "I said you were tired lu the legs. When you reached the top, you let go of my hand and rolled clear to the bot tom. That waa when the crash was torn, and you've said nothing iilxmt It since." "Rv the seven bulls. Mrs. Rowser. voll .toiti-.rntelv tlrlvin me to ' " the dead line. I come home tired in the legs! roll down stairs I, Samuel Bowser!" There was a painful silence for about sixty seconds, during which Mr. Bow ser culled himself au ass for speaking about the crash, and then he rallied and continued: "And my shirts. Mrs. Bowser uiy ! durned old shirts. Have I got one that fits me in the neck? Have I got one that don't bunch up In the back? Have I got a wife that cares a tinker's cuss whether they fit me or not?" "Y'ou Insisted on ordering the last dozen," she replied. "I told you I could do better, but you went ahead and bad your way aliout it." Ha Remamberad Soma. ne remembered that he did and that he was feeling good that day and told the shirt man to make them auy old way, but be had other things In re serve. For Instance: "I suppose you will tell me before the evening Is over that we need coal I again?" "I was Just opening my moutn to tell you. We shall need some tomorrow." "Tomorrow! Need some! By the horn spoon, Mrs. Bowser, you must have' sold at least a ton out of that last order. There was four tons, and It was only three weeks ago. and" "There were two tons, and It waa five weeks ago." "Such waste! Such extravagance! Such duplicity! No doubt the gas bill has come in, and It's $5.000.01 K higher than last month. I don't wonder that there are so many million cases of bankruptcy In America every year. What's the use of my trying any long er? Why not throw my hands np to night?" "There were Just 6,280 cases of bank ruptcy in the United States last year. Mr. Bowser, and as for the gas bill the meter busted three weeks ago, and the hill Is only 50 cents where we might have looked for one of $3." That was another on Bowser. He realized that he wasn't getting along very well, and of a sudden he pointed to the carpet and said: "And look there, will you? There's a grease spot as big as my hat. Doesn't that show what sort of a housekeeper you are?" "You did that three nights ago when you filled the oil can. I told you to let me do It, hut you Insisted. I've been trying ever since to take out the grease, but It won't come. You break win dows, smash water pipes, get doors out of order, tip over chairs, spill ink and oil, burn the curtains with your cigars, throw your shirts and socks under the bed. roll" Mr. Bowser walked down the hall and put on bis overcoat and bat and left the house, banging the door after him. At the gate a stranger asked him if be knew where the widow Jennings lived, and he replied: "Not by a durned sight and I can lick you in two minutes by the clock!" The stranger fled and made bis es cape, and as Mr. Bowser baited on the corner to get his breath a policeman standing there smilingly observed: "He runs pretty well for a preacher, don't he?" "A preacher?" "Yes; he's your wife's pastor. Bet you 10 to 1 he rakes you from the pnl plt next Sunday for giving him goose flesh." M. QUAD. Ovarhaard en tha Pond. "Oh, Willie, I could Just skate on like this forever!" "Naw, yer couldn't, Genevieve! Do lco will all be melted In about a week!" St. Louis Tost-DIspatch. Stra' "Soy, Jimmy," whi ...red the shiver ing schoolboy to bis desk mate, "let's do something bad so we will get put back lu tho lust seat." "What do you want to get in the last seat for?" asked the other lad ia sur prise. " 'Cause the stove is back there." Chicago News. ' Utu t'rlntt Made. will tnnke Riuo I'rlnta of nnj tract rl land lu the Lnkevlew Lnml District, and tlt abstract work. 'all on or write It'. It. SNIDER likevlew, Oregon. fs tf LODI3 SHAW Dealer In Real tUtatt 1 have listed some of the best Ranches, Timber Landa and Town property In Northern Callorula, a country that la bound to Improve rap Idly. Alttiraa, California, 1o Cure Cold In On Day Take LAXATIVE 1IKOMO QUIMNh Tablet. All drnnnlsts relund the money i( it fail to cure. E. W. Grovo'a signature ia on each Imx. ",rM'a A Memorable Day. One of the daye we remember with fileasure, as wpll aa with protlt to our lealth, ia the one on nlilch we Uk raine actptalnted with Ir. liing'a New Life IMIIs. the palnlens purillera that cure headache and biliousness, and keep the bowels ritrht. 2oo at Lw MeaU'a l'rng Store. $50 REWARD. A REWARD of fifty dollars Is here by otrered for Information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of any pet son who has stolen wires or other property, from our Company ; and the sumo reward is hereby otrered for Informal ion that will lead to the arrest and conviction of anyone des troying the property of the Company. Chas. I'mbach, Secretary Lake Co. Tel. A Tel. Co. HUf. Notice. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, notice Is hereby given that nil Irriga tion, or inlllrace ditches on all trout streams thronght Lake County, On gon. imist Ik Mcrecncd with a small mesh wire screening at I heir head or Junction with the main channel of stream. Also all tlatns or obstruct ions on saltl stream must 1st pro vided with a tish-laddcr, or other easy means of passage, at or near the mid dle of the main channel, so as to al ow the pnssnge of trout at all times of year, as provided by law. Said work to le done at low water time, or to lie completed by Feb. 7, 1W7. By order of J. A. Barhain. Stieclnl iVptity llsh Warden for LakeCounfy. Oregon. $1,000,00 Reward. The Oregon. California & Nevada Livestock Protective Association will give $1000 Reward for the con viction of any party or parties steal ing horses, cattle or mules lielonglng to any of the following members ol this Association: Coi & Clark, Chewacan Land A Cattle Co., Heryford Land & Cattle Co., Lake County Land & Livestock Co.. Warner Valley Stock Co., Win W. Brown. Geo. M. Jones, (ieo. Hun kins, S. B. Chandler. C. A. Rehart. N. Fine, W.A. Currier. Frank B. Bmiers, J. C. Hotchkiss, Calderwooil Bros., T. J. Brattaln & Sons. T. A. Crump, CresHler & Bonner, W. T. Cressler Maud I. !:inbo. ft..,I(,ril(1 1 W. P. llKRYFotin. Presld't urUtEits F M.jiii.Eit.Sec&Treas. W. P. HEHVr OKII F. M. (iKKE.N S. B. ClIAMII.KH Finance Co: ECZEMA and PILECURE fREt Knowing what It wus to suf fer. I will give FRISK OF CHARiiH. to any allilcted u positive cure for Kczema, Salt Rheum, Kryslisdas, Piles and Skin Diseases. Instant re lief, bont Huffer longer. Write F. W. WILLIAMS. 400 Manhattan Avenue, New York. Enclose Stump. FREE The Great AMERICAN FARMER Indianapolis, Indiana. The Leading Agricultural Journal of the Nation, Edited by an Able Corps of Writers. The American Farmer is the only Literary Farm Journal"pub lished. It fills a position of its own and lias taken the lead ing place in the homes of rural people'injfevcry section of the United States. It gives the farmer and his family something to think about aside from the hum drum of routine duties. Every Issue Contains an Original Poem by SOLONJL. GOODB, Within the Next Ninety Days ,We Offer Two For the Paice of One: The Lake County aminer The Leading County Paper and The American nrmtr BOTH ONE YEAR FOR $2 his unparalleled offer is made to all new subscribers, and all old ones who pay up all arrears and renew within ninety days. Sample copies free. Address: Fred J. Bowman, Lakeview, Oregon. mi iiv m .stage Line. LA K li V 1 12 W PAISLEY. A. ft BRYAM. Proorietor. Leaves Litkeview at (5 a.m. every ly but Sunday. Hcturning, leaven Paisley at U :'() a. ni every day but Sunday. PitH.itti' ara f j Ra1 trl t, OITICB- Reynolds A Wlnaflold', ikala LAKEVIEW ALTURAS STAGE LINE II. K. IUrixr, I'ron'r. Office In Hlehcr's 5tore Stat; leave Lakeview daily, ex cept Sunday at ft a. m. Arrive at Altura at tl p. in. leaves Altura for I-akevtew al ' n'vltM'k a. m. or on the arrival ol the Ble from Madeline. Ar rives in l.akerlew in 12 hours af ter leaving A Hunts. Freight Matters (liven Strict - Attention I First - Class - Accomodations. LAKEVIEW PLUSH STAGE LINE P. K, Taylor, Prop. Office at IS. Reynold' 5tore. lage leaves Lakeview Mondays, Wad nestlays and Fridays at 6 a. m., arrive at Plush at 9 p. n. Leaves fiuih Tuet days, Thursdays and Saturdays, at 6 m., arrives at Lakeview at 9 p. in. Passenger (are $3 one way or 5 for round trip. Freight rates from May 1st to Nov. 1st f .75 per hundred ; Iron' Nov. 1st to May lit 11.00 per hundre $1,250 Reward. rbr Harney f'ounlt Live SUM-a Auocla Hint, ol Willi b I ara a inrmtior, 1740 reward for avlilanra li a.lini to the con vlrtiim of partloa siaalln stork b Ion k Hiu to its mum In-rs. In addition I offer .'iOO reward Horse brand hurse- shoe bar on either or both )aws. k Rorded InHmiuntlea Ranfe, Darner, bake and (rook Couutlea rloraes vented when sold. Horses sold to pass through this nation will be retried In this jiaoer. If not so reported, please write or tele phone Tha Times Herald, Main Hil, Huron, Ore gon. W . W .brown, Hums. Ore- Reward for Morses 1 will give YOO reward for Inform ation that will leati to the discovery of any horse branded with an old horseshoe brand on both Jaws, placed us In the cut In this ad vertlminent, with fresh triangle brand underneath the horMeslns'. Tho triangle placet In such a manner as would cover up a bar on both Jhwb. AnhnalH must lie found in the possession of some person or iersons. To All Our Subscribers OASVOnXA. laanlVa lifMiare f f in m tra ws annrt Its) Kind too Hi klwujt Botes' r XPKRIKNCft Anrnna somllng a ssatKh and rtMnript'"" anlrklr aso'lslH nnr tiplnlun ft li.msxriotlrr.ma.i.MiUI. HANOUOOK on i .it Mill IriMk tllitaal lief fnf .-ullna fatanla. I'Kimit Usn liiruiith Munii A la. rolS ,pruu not tea, without tiliarwa, lu tha Scientific Jlmcricatn A tianiianmalf lllniri1 w.lT. t " filiation of anr lamina lournal. inrma, , j a f.ari f.mr months, IU SolU hrall His.l.Mlaa. M iinn zr.n uiBr.dw.,.New H,au4l omio, .1 r St- Waahlu.loM. 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