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( j OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
FretMenl
Vl-F-resltent
Recreterr of Stat
Secretary of Treaanry...
Secretary of War
Attorney General
Postmaster General . . . .
Secretary of Nary
Secretary Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce.
Theodore Rooeetell
Ihes.W. Fairbanks
Kllhu rim I
, , .Geo. R. Cnrtelyou
Wm. H.Taft
.Chan. i. Bonaparte
, Von U Meyer
V. C. Melcalt
....Jan. G. Garfield
Jamea Wilson
..0!cr V. Straes
Melville". F'tllet
Vespatton Warner. IT. 8. ensinn Commissioner
W. B. Richards I. . Unit Commissioner
STATK.
Gorernor
Geo
It Chewberlals
F. A. Moore
Pupieme Jitdire
fH.rc'ary of State
Treasurer
Attorney General
Bust. Public Instruction.
rrln:er
lalry and Food Cum
I". 8 Senators
one;resmen
K. W. Benson
. . . . .i.oo. A. Steel
....A. M. Crawford
, i. 11 . Arserman
. ,.V. !. Iun(wy
J. W. 3al'ey
t John Y.tJearta
j r. w. Ktnton
Binder Herinn
(J. N. Williams
IITH JfOIClAL PtSTRICI.
Judge L- Bn
Joint Senator H. Nerryman
S H.r. Belsnay
j il. A. Hratiain
Kepreeentaf.res
Attorney W.J.Moor
V 8. LAN I OFFICE.
J.N. Waton Regist.r
Fred Y. Croni'iniller Receiver
A V (YirNTT.
Judge ' B-
Clerr.
V. W. Payne
Boeriff
Treaaurr
assessor
School Supt
Surveyor
Commissioners
Albert teni
F. O. Ahlstrom
A. J. Foster
! It. Jackson
C. l. Faulkner
i C. A. Rehart
i H R. Ilirjiord
W in. Proudfoot
Stock Inspector.
TOWN OF LAFEVtEW.
Hir" Bailey
Mayot
Co incllmen
Snelltng (
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J K Waton
J. 8. Lane i
w. B.6nider Recorder
A.RIeber . . Treaaurer
LODGE DIRECTORY
A. O. U. W. Lakeshore Lodge. No.
"7, A. O. U. V.. meets first and
thini Thursdays of each month In
Masonic hall. Cora Green, C. of 11.;
Seltna Price. L. of H.; Vida Uutith
er. U. of C; F. L. Nyswaner, Re
corder. REBEKAU LODGE Lakeview Re
bekah Lodge, No. 22, I. O. O. F.
meets the second and fourth Fri
days of each month In 1. O. O. F.
hah. Mrs. Mae Bailey. X. G.; Mrs.
Alice Bunting. V Mrs. M. 1.
Moss, Sec.; Mrs. L. J. Magilton,
Treas.
DEGREE OF HONOR Lakeshore
. Lodge, No. 77, D. of II., A. O. U. W.,
Meets first and third Thursdays
of each month in Masonic halL
Cora Green, C. ot H. ; SelmaJPrice
L. of H. ; Vida Gonther, C. of C. ;
Frances Nyswaner, Recorder.
' W. O: W; 'Lakevlew Camp, No. 520,
Woodmen of the World, meets on
the second and fourth Wednesday
of each month in Masonic hall at
8 o'clock p. in. I Bailey. Consul
Commander; E. N. Jaquish, Clerk.
I. O. O. F. Lakeview Lodge. No.
63, I. O. O. F.. meets every Satur
day evening In Odd Fellows' hall
at 7:30 o'clock from Octolter 1 to j
April 1. and at 8 o'clock from April
1 to October 30. Loren Bailey, N.
G.; E. F. Cheney, Sec. j
I. O. O. F. Lakeview Encampment
No. 18, I. O. O. V.. meets the first :
and third Thursday evenings of:
each month in Odd Fellows' hall, I
Lakeview. H. li. Herjford.C P.;!
C. O. Metzker, Scribe.
CHURCH DIRECTORY
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH THE
nrot euuday In each muDtn, prenchini; at 11!
a. in. Aside from Ibit, preaching every Hun.
day at 11a. m. and 7:30 p. m. at Lakevisw.
Bunday School at 10 a. in. Ltr-rue at 6:'M p. I
m. Prayer Meeting Thursday 7:30 p. ni. I
Ladies Aid Wedtipsijay 1:30 p! in. Choir!
practise Friday 7::t0 p in A cordial invita
lion is extended to youu.
A. J. ARMSTRONG, Pastor.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH OF GOOSE LAKE
at New Pine Creek, Oregon. Preaching ser
vices at 11 A M and 7:30 P M of each Sunday
of everv mouth Sundtty School at 10 AM.
I'rayer Service at 7:W on Wednesday evening
of each weed. All are cordially Invited to
attend .be services
J. HAYDK.N HOWARD, Pastor.
FIRST BAPTIST CHI RCH OF LAKEVIEW
Preaching service at 11 A M and 7 -30 P M on
esxh Sundav. Sunday ScImjuI at 10 A M.
Junior Society at 2:30 I'M. Baptist Younu
feopie's l ninn at c:;xi r M in eacc f-unnay.
Prayer Meeting at 7:30 P M Wednesday eve
ning. Everj hJdy invited to attend all ser
vices. A. FRANK SIMMO.NS, Pastor.
CATHOLIC Clil P.t 1I-EVEKY Bt.VDAV MASS
and Benediction at 10 o'clock a. in . Sunday
school alter Benediction. Week day Ma at
6:30 a. in. I. A. VASTA, b. J.
NOTICE
Blue prints of any town
ship in the Lakvitv
Land District can be had
by applying to the under
signed. All work up to
date. Checkings made
from the Land Of
fice Records at the time
the printsare made, work
neatly and promptly
done
W. B. Snider,
Lakeview Oregon.
BOWSER
A
GROUCH
One of His Old Fashioned Happ)
Evenings Is the Result.
FINDS EVERYTHING FAULTY.
HI Better Half, Howivir, Provai N
li to 81am For Moat of tha Thmgi
of Which tha Old Philotophar Cem
plaint.
(Copyright, 1W by T. C. MoOlure 1
All the afternoon Mrs. Ilowser h:iJ
had a presentiment. Mr. ltowscr ha. I
Uvn rtal Rood for four or Ave weeks,
and that presentiment was to the eflfevl
that he was due to lircnk out ajsalw
He had left the house In the mornins
htiiiitiing and Joking and calling Iiei
Lis "little Kirl;" hut. like most wives
Mrs. Howser had learned that there I
sometimes a wide and varied different1!
iH'twtH'ii the going and the coming
a hushand. What added to Ills feci
injis was the attitude of the cook. !'
went a Unit In a nervous, uneasy w;i
and finally, wheu asked if she .in'
retains well, she hroke down and wcj t
antl wailed out:
"Oh. mum. I feci that sometuiti.
dreadful N going to happen In tins t
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house tonight!" j
"Yon don't think the roof Is going to
Tall lu. do you?"
"Wusser than that."
"Do yon fear fire?"
"Wus-ser wusser!" j
"Hut there cau't be an explosion or,
anything of that kind." j
"Rut Mr. Bowser can come home, I
mnm!" j
In due time Mr. Bowser came home. !
Mrs. Bowser stood at the window and
r; i.tn 'c::1-.
"YOU LT GO OF MY HAND AND ROLLED
LXKAB TO THK BOTTOM."
saw him as he dropped off the car at
the corner. Her heart fell like a lump
of lead. His shoulders drooped, his
back was humped up. and be scuffed
bis feet Instead of lifting them up.
Thing3 had gone wrong with him dur
ing the day, and he had probably bad
a row with somebody on the car. He
came along down the street to find the
gate open. That was its usual position,
but he stopped and looked at it and
then banged it shut and set his Jaw.
Mrs. Bowser was waiting for him In
the hall to ask him if he thought It
was going to snow, but he hung up his
hat and overcoat before turning to her
to say:
"What in thunder do I care whether
It snows or rains! Woman. I've got to
have a long talk with you after dinner.
Things have gone on this way long
enough."
"What's wrong with 'thiDgs,' as you
call them?"
He made no answer, but headed for
the dining room, and he sat down to
the table to find fault with everything
on it The cook gave Mrs. Bowser a
look of reproach and got out as fast as
she could, and a thunder cloud hov
ered over things for the next half
hour. It was evident that Mr. Bowser
was in for a happy evening, and they
had no sooner reached the sitting room
than he started lu with:
"Am I to take it that you have any
Interest in this house or not?"
"Of course 1 have."
"Then what about that gate? I come
home to find it yawning tike the mouth
of the Amazon and you seeming not to
care a plunk how many cows got In
and ambled around the front yard."
"I have never seen a cow wandering
around the streets of the city yet"
No Excuaa For Carales tnei.
"That is no excuse for your careless
ness. You have never experienced an
earthquake, but who can say there
won't be one along thla very evening?
Had a cow got Into the yard, Mrs.
Bowser had a cow got into the
yard"
"She would have got out again with
out hurting anything."
"Don't talk back to me in that flip
pant manner. This is a very serious
mutter. It may lead to a divorce be
fore we are through. As near as 1
could make out from the street there
two bricks gone from one of the chim
neys. Who pulled them off? Where
did they go to? Were you and th
cook using them to play handball on
the roof? Next thing I hear of will bo
a dozen leaks in the roof, caused by
your galloping around."
Mrs. Bowser felt too Insulted to make
any reply, and he walked over to the
piano and examined it and then broke
out with:
"And look at that scratch on the
piano case. If you'd brought a Jackass
In here and backed him up to the piano
and hired him to kick, It could hive
been no worse. There's $00 gone to get
that scratch out"
"Dare you forgottcu when rod mad
Jir quietly asked Mm. Uowaer, "II
wm one night six tuoiiths ago when
you threw the hammer at tlie eat."
lie glared at her for a moment, work1
d Ida ears like a frightened horse ami
then concluded to drop the piano busi
ness and exclaim:
"And that crash on the front atalra,
woman I 1 waa looking at It aa I stood
to the hall tonight, and It's perfectly
disreputable. I lcllcve there are aa
many aa seven holes In It, and It was
new only a month ago.' What posslhlt
sense caa you have for these things Y"
"That crash has Ih-cu down almost a
I year, and as for the holes, enn you ei-
pect a man to roll from top to hottoin
of the atalra and not do any damage T"
"Rolled? Rolled? Woman, v. hat ara
you Intimating? He careful: Re very
careful:"
' "The last time you came home from
the Gay Old Roys' club I had to help
you upstairs. You were very tlrvd lu
the legs. When I Rot you to the top"-
"Stop rljrht there, woman! You are
Intlmailuit that I came home In a help
less condition."
"I said you were tired lu the legs.
When you reached the top, you let go
of my hand and rolled clear to the bot
tom. That waa when the crash was
torn, and you've said nothing iilxmt It
since."
"Rv the seven bulls. Mrs. Rowser.
voll .toiti-.rntelv tlrlvin me to
' "
the dead line. I come home tired in
the legs!
roll down stairs I, Samuel
Bowser!"
There was a painful silence for about
sixty seconds, during which Mr. Bow
ser culled himself au ass for speaking
about the crash, and then he rallied
and continued:
"And my shirts. Mrs. Bowser uiy !
durned old shirts. Have I got one that
fits me in the neck? Have I got one
that don't bunch up In the back? Have
I got a wife that cares a tinker's cuss
whether they fit me or not?"
"Y'ou Insisted on ordering the last
dozen," she replied. "I told you I could
do better, but you went ahead and bad
your way aliout it."
Ha Remamberad Soma.
ne remembered that he did and that
he was feeling good that day and told
the shirt man to make them auy old
way, but be had other things In re
serve. For Instance:
"I suppose you will tell me before
the evening Is over that we need coal
I again?"
"I was Just opening my moutn to tell
you. We shall need some tomorrow."
"Tomorrow! Need some! By the
horn spoon, Mrs. Bowser, you must
have' sold at least a ton out of that
last order. There was four tons, and
It was only three weeks ago. and"
"There were two tons, and It waa
five weeks ago."
"Such waste! Such extravagance!
Such duplicity! No doubt the gas bill
has come in, and It's $5.000.01 K higher
than last month. I don't wonder that
there are so many million cases of
bankruptcy In America every year.
What's the use of my trying any long
er? Why not throw my hands np to
night?"
"There were Just 6,280 cases of bank
ruptcy in the United States last year.
Mr. Bowser, and as for the gas bill the
meter busted three weeks ago, and the
hill Is only 50 cents where we might
have looked for one of $3."
That was another on Bowser. He
realized that he wasn't getting along
very well, and of a sudden he pointed
to the carpet and said:
"And look there, will you? There's a
grease spot as big as my hat. Doesn't
that show what sort of a housekeeper
you are?"
"You did that three nights ago when
you filled the oil can. I told you to let
me do It, hut you Insisted. I've been
trying ever since to take out the grease,
but It won't come. You break win
dows, smash water pipes, get doors out
of order, tip over chairs, spill ink and
oil, burn the curtains with your cigars,
throw your shirts and socks under the
bed. roll"
Mr. Bowser walked down the hall
and put on bis overcoat and bat and
left the house, banging the door after
him. At the gate a stranger asked him
if be knew where the widow Jennings
lived, and he replied:
"Not by a durned sight and I can
lick you in two minutes by the clock!"
The stranger fled and made bis es
cape, and as Mr. Bowser baited on the
corner to get his breath a policeman
standing there smilingly observed:
"He runs pretty well for a preacher,
don't he?"
"A preacher?"
"Yes; he's your wife's pastor. Bet
you 10 to 1 he rakes you from the pnl
plt next Sunday for giving him goose
flesh." M. QUAD.
Ovarhaard en tha Pond.
"Oh, Willie, I could Just skate on
like this forever!"
"Naw, yer couldn't, Genevieve! Do
lco will all be melted In about a
week!" St. Louis Tost-DIspatch.
Stra'
"Soy, Jimmy," whi ...red the shiver
ing schoolboy to bis desk mate, "let's do
something bad so we will get put back
lu tho lust seat."
"What do you want to get in the last
seat for?" asked the other lad ia sur
prise. " 'Cause the stove is back there."
Chicago News. '
Utu t'rlntt Made.
will tnnke Riuo I'rlnta of nnj
tract rl land lu the Lnkevlew Lnml
District, and tlt abstract work.
'all on or write It'. It. SNIDER
likevlew, Oregon. fs tf
LODI3 SHAW
Dealer In Real tUtatt
1 have listed some of the best
Ranches, Timber Landa and Town
property In Northern Callorula, a
country that la bound to Improve rap
Idly. Alttiraa, California,
1o Cure Cold In On Day
Take LAXATIVE 1IKOMO QUIMNh
Tablet. All drnnnlsts relund the
money i( it fail to cure. E. W. Grovo'a
signature ia on each Imx. ",rM'a
A Memorable Day.
One of the daye we remember with
fileasure, as wpll aa with protlt to our
lealth, ia the one on nlilch we Uk
raine actptalnted with Ir. liing'a New
Life IMIIs. the palnlens purillera that
cure headache and biliousness, and
keep the bowels ritrht. 2oo at Lw
MeaU'a l'rng Store.
$50 REWARD.
A REWARD of fifty dollars Is here
by otrered for Information that will
lead to the arrest and conviction of
any pet son who has stolen wires or
other property, from our Company ;
and the sumo reward is hereby otrered
for Informal ion that will lead to the
arrest and conviction of anyone des
troying the property of the Company.
Chas. I'mbach,
Secretary Lake Co. Tel. A Tel. Co.
HUf.
Notice.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
notice Is hereby given that nil Irriga
tion, or inlllrace ditches on all trout
streams thronght Lake County, On
gon. imist Ik Mcrecncd with a small
mesh wire screening at I heir head or
Junction with the main channel of
stream. Also all tlatns or obstruct
ions on saltl stream must 1st pro
vided with a tish-laddcr, or other easy
means of passage, at or near the mid
dle of the main channel, so as to al
ow the pnssnge of trout at all times
of year, as provided by law. Said
work to le done at low water time,
or to lie completed by Feb. 7, 1W7.
By order of J. A. Barhain.
Stieclnl iVptity llsh Warden for
LakeCounfy. Oregon.
$1,000,00 Reward.
The Oregon. California & Nevada
Livestock Protective Association
will give $1000 Reward for the con
viction of any party or parties steal
ing horses, cattle or mules lielonglng
to any of the following members ol
this Association:
Coi & Clark, Chewacan Land A
Cattle Co., Heryford Land & Cattle
Co., Lake County Land & Livestock
Co.. Warner Valley Stock Co., Win
W. Brown. Geo. M. Jones, (ieo. Hun
kins, S. B. Chandler. C. A. Rehart. N.
Fine, W.A. Currier. Frank B. Bmiers,
J. C. Hotchkiss, Calderwooil Bros.,
T. J. Brattaln & Sons. T. A. Crump,
CresHler & Bonner, W. T. Cressler
Maud I. !:inbo.
ft..,I(,ril(1 1 W. P. llKRYFotin. Presld't
urUtEits F M.jiii.Eit.Sec&Treas.
W. P. HEHVr OKII
F. M. (iKKE.N
S. B. ClIAMII.KH
Finance Co:
ECZEMA and PILECURE
fREt Knowing what It wus to suf
fer. I will give FRISK OF CHARiiH.
to any allilcted u positive cure for
Kczema, Salt Rheum, Kryslisdas,
Piles and Skin Diseases. Instant re
lief, bont Huffer longer. Write F. W.
WILLIAMS. 400 Manhattan Avenue,
New York. Enclose Stump.
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Fred J. Bowman, Lakeview, Oregon.
mi iiv m .stage Line.
LA K li V 1 12 W PAISLEY.
A. ft BRYAM. Proorietor.
Leaves Litkeview at (5 a.m.
every ly but Sunday.
Hcturning, leaven Paisley
at U :'() a. ni every day but
Sunday.
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LAKEVIEW
ALTURAS
STAGE LINE
II. K. IUrixr, I'ron'r.
Office In Hlehcr's 5tore
Stat; leave Lakeview daily, ex
cept Sunday at ft a. m. Arrive
at Altura at tl p. in.
leaves Altura for I-akevtew al
' n'vltM'k a. m. or on the arrival
ol the Ble from Madeline. Ar
rives in l.akerlew in 12 hours af
ter leaving A Hunts.
Freight Matters (liven
Strict - Attention I
First - Class - Accomodations.
LAKEVIEW
PLUSH
STAGE LINE
P. K, Taylor, Prop.
Office at IS. Reynold' 5tore.
lage leaves Lakeview Mondays, Wad
nestlays and Fridays at 6 a. m., arrive
at Plush at 9 p. n. Leaves fiuih Tuet
days, Thursdays and Saturdays, at 6
m., arrives at Lakeview at 9 p. in.
Passenger (are $3 one way or 5 for
round trip. Freight rates from May
1st to Nov. 1st f .75 per hundred ; Iron'
Nov. 1st to May lit 11.00 per hundre
$1,250 Reward.
rbr Harney f'ounlt
Live SUM-a Auocla
Hint, ol Willi b I ara
a inrmtior, 1740
reward for avlilanra
li a.lini to the con
vlrtiim of partloa
siaalln stork b
Ion k Hiu to its mum
In-rs. In addition I
offer .'iOO reward
Horse brand hurse-
shoe bar on either
or both )aws. k
Rorded InHmiuntlea
Ranfe, Darner, bake and (rook Couutlea
rloraes vented when sold. Horses sold to pass
through this nation will be retried In this
jiaoer. If not so reported, please write or tele
phone Tha Times Herald, Main Hil, Huron, Ore
gon. W . W .brown, Hums. Ore-
Reward for Morses
1 will give YOO reward for Inform
ation that will leati to the discovery
of any horse branded with an old
horseshoe brand on both Jaws, placed
us In the cut In this ad vertlminent,
with fresh triangle brand underneath
the horMeslns'. Tho triangle placet
In such a manner as would cover up
a bar on both Jhwb. AnhnalH must
lie found in the possession of some
person or iersons.
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