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7 1 V Kv a .-V A. . I Quips and DESENEX On Making a Spectrum of Myself In painting furniture, my complaint Is staled easily: I wish paint stuck to the stuff I paint The way it sticks to me. With green on my nose and blue in my hair And random daubs of cerise, I look like a picture one, I swear, By Picasso or Matisse! Ceorgie Starbuck Galbraith Her nurse was reading the young daugh ter of a millionaire industrialist to sleep one night. She had picked "Cinderella" as the story, and the child listened attentively until the nurse came to the part where the pumpkin was turned into a golden coach. "Tell me," said the little rich girl, "would that be regarded as straight income or capital gains?" John Shotwell Visible Anguish Our picture window's mammoth, But, darling, I maintain That when I have to wash it, It's an even bigger pain ! Hal Chadwick. Burned ' M Quotes Perched high on a ladder, a workman was cleaning the clock atop the city hall when he heard a voice calling from far be low. "What's the matter up there?" a passer-by shouted. "Is something wrong with the clock?" "No," the workman shouted back. "It's just that I'm a little nearsighted." Parents are people who always think their children would behave if they didn't play with the kids next door. F. G. Kernan An international gang of thieves, im pressed by the success of recent art thefts, got together for a big museum looting of their own, but after hearing the elaborate plans one of the gang declined. "It's foolproof and big-time," said the ringleader. "Why won't you go along?" "I'd be terrible on a job like this," the crook replied. "You know I always take a bad picture." Emil Berger A road map is what shows repair crews which highways to tear up for the week end. at the Steak By Bram -V. D. Palat compounded with undecylenic acid, 9 stendztd Athlete's foot Treatment used by the US. ARMY.' MEDICAL SCIENTISTS REPORT: "amazing results' "dramatic Improvement" Probably nowhere ia the control of athlete's foot more important than in the Army, Navy and Air Force, with millions of men in service. Thanks to a remarkable prep aration, it no longer is the problem it once was. The treatment (undecylen ic acid) is so simple and de pendable, it is now a standard Athlete's Foot Treatment used by the U.S. Armed Forces! This Desenex treatment is also most often prescribed and recommended by physicians, for it works where others often fail. It promises new freedom from athlete's foot itching, pain and danger of spreading, as evidenced by clinical studies involving over 6200 men and women. CANCER SOCIETY Takes burn UUl Ul ICC I instantly iliT Your feet fel cool mountain aprinf with lh vary flrat touch of froety-whtte Ice-Mint. Whit'i more, tfcli areaseleia, medicated cream with eoothlnc lanolin con tinue to work all-day lone to keep teat cool, happy, tireless! Wonderful, too for soft ening;, atlnilni corne and callouses. For a new experience In foot -comfort, set Ice -Mint today. At druggists. Now Many Wear FALSE TEETH With More Comfort FANTKKTH. a pteuMmt alkiilllie (nm-nnld) powder, holds fnlhc tct'lli more firmly. To put and talk In more roni fort. Just sprinkle a little FASTI-: KTH on your plates. No gummy, gooey, paMv taste or feeling. Checks "plate (xlor" (denture breath), (let FASTKKTH at any drug counter. I AMERICAN I I I I I I J What Desenex does Desenex seeks out, attacks and kills not only common athlete's foot fungi, but also checks bacteria that often cause more stubborn cases. Maddening itch is relieved, healing rapidly promoted. Simply use Desonex Ointment at night; Powder during day. It's guaranteed to work or money back! Desenex at all drug counters. 'Clinical results were de scribed professionally as "dramatic," "immediate,' even "amazing." Key facU from these studies by leading hospitals, medical schools and clinics are available to your physician or your foot specialist. jM962, WTS Phnrmaceulicals, Rochester 3, N.Y. Shrinks Hemorrhoids New Way Without Surgery STOPS ITCH - RELIEVES PAIN For the first time science has found a new healing substance with the astonishing ability to shrink hem orrhoids and to relieve pain with out surgery. In case after case, while gentle relieving pain, actual reduction (shrinkage) took place. Most amazing of all results were so thorough that sufferers made astonishing statements like "Piles have ceased to be a problem!" The secret is a new healing sub stance (Bio-Dyne) discovery of a world-famous research institute. This substance is now available in suppository or ointment form under the name Preparation H. Ask for it at all drug counters. DRIVE SAFELY When the Misery of T Slows You Down DeW ill's Pills will help your system Hush out acid impurities that of ten cause backache, loaaof energy, get ting up nighU. DeWitl'a fills bring analgesic relief ot sympto matic pains in bark, joints b,u) muscle, t ry iJewitt I'liis lor direct diuretic action to help increase kidney output and re lieve minor bladder irritations. Family Weekly. July 22, J9C2
