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DESENEX
On Making a Spectrum of Myself
In painting furniture, my complaint
Is staled easily:
I wish paint stuck to the stuff I paint
The way it sticks to me.
With green on my nose and blue
in my hair
And random daubs of cerise,
I look like a picture one, I swear,
By Picasso or Matisse!
Ceorgie Starbuck Galbraith
Her nurse was reading the young daugh
ter of a millionaire industrialist to sleep
one night. She had picked "Cinderella" as
the story, and the child listened attentively
until the nurse came to the part where the
pumpkin was turned into a golden coach.
"Tell me," said the little rich girl, "would
that be regarded as straight income or
capital gains?" John Shotwell
Visible Anguish
Our picture window's mammoth,
But, darling, I maintain
That when I have to wash it,
It's an even bigger pain !
Hal Chadwick.
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Quotes
Perched high on a ladder, a workman
was cleaning the clock atop the city hall
when he heard a voice calling from far be
low. "What's the matter up there?" a
passer-by shouted. "Is something wrong
with the clock?"
"No," the workman shouted back. "It's
just that I'm a little nearsighted."
Parents are people who always think
their children would behave if they didn't
play with the kids next door.
F. G. Kernan
An international gang of thieves, im
pressed by the success of recent art thefts,
got together for a big museum looting of
their own, but after hearing the elaborate
plans one of the gang declined.
"It's foolproof and big-time," said the
ringleader. "Why won't you go along?"
"I'd be terrible on a job like this," the
crook replied. "You know I always take a
bad picture." Emil Berger
A road map is what shows repair crews
which highways to tear up for the week
end.
at the Steak By Bram
-V. D. Palat
compounded with
undecylenic acid,
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Athlete's foot
Treatment
used by the
US. ARMY.'
MEDICAL SCIENTISTS REPORT:
"amazing results' "dramatic Improvement"
Probably nowhere ia the
control of athlete's foot more
important than in the Army,
Navy and Air Force, with
millions of men in service.
Thanks to a remarkable prep
aration, it no longer is the
problem it once was.
The treatment (undecylen
ic acid) is so simple and de
pendable, it is now a standard
Athlete's Foot Treatment
used by the U.S. Armed
Forces!
This Desenex treatment is
also most often prescribed and
recommended by physicians,
for it works where others
often fail. It promises new
freedom from athlete's foot
itching, pain and danger of
spreading, as evidenced by
clinical studies involving over
6200 men and women.
CANCER
SOCIETY
Takes burn
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instantly iliT
Your feet fel cool mountain aprinf
with lh vary flrat touch of froety-whtte
Ice-Mint. Whit'i more, tfcli areaseleia,
medicated cream with eoothlnc lanolin con
tinue to work all-day lone to keep teat
cool, happy, tireless! Wonderful, too for soft
ening;, atlnilni corne and callouses. For
a new experience In foot -comfort, set
Ice -Mint today. At druggists.
Now Many Wear
FALSE TEETH
With More Comfort
FANTKKTH. a pteuMmt alkiilllie
(nm-nnld) powder, holds fnlhc tct'lli
more firmly. To put and talk In more
roni fort. Just sprinkle a little FASTI-:
KTH on your plates. No gummy,
gooey, paMv taste or feeling. Checks
"plate (xlor" (denture breath), (let
FASTKKTH at any drug counter.
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What Desenex does
Desenex seeks out, attacks
and kills not only common
athlete's foot fungi, but also
checks bacteria that often
cause more stubborn cases.
Maddening itch is relieved,
healing rapidly promoted.
Simply use Desonex Ointment
at night; Powder during day.
It's guaranteed to work or
money back! Desenex at
all drug counters.
'Clinical results were de
scribed professionally as
"dramatic," "immediate,'
even "amazing." Key facU
from these studies by leading
hospitals, medical schools
and clinics are available to
your physician or your foot
specialist.
jM962, WTS Phnrmaceulicals,
Rochester 3, N.Y.
Shrinks Hemorrhoids
New Way
Without Surgery
STOPS ITCH - RELIEVES PAIN
For the first time science has found
a new healing substance with the
astonishing ability to shrink hem
orrhoids and to relieve pain with
out surgery.
In case after case, while gentle
relieving pain, actual reduction
(shrinkage) took place.
Most amazing of all results were
so thorough that sufferers made
astonishing statements like "Piles
have ceased to be a problem!"
The secret is a new healing sub
stance (Bio-Dyne) discovery of
a world-famous research institute.
This substance is now available
in suppository or ointment form
under the name Preparation H.
Ask for it at all drug counters.
DRIVE SAFELY
When the Misery of
T
Slows
You Down
DeW ill's Pills will help your system
Hush out acid impurities that of ten
cause backache, loaaof energy, get
ting up nighU. DeWitl'a fills
bring analgesic relief ot sympto
matic pains in bark, joints b,u)
muscle, t ry iJewitt I'liis lor
direct diuretic action to help
increase kidney output and re
lieve minor bladder irritations.
Family Weekly. July 22, J9C2