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MAIL TRIBUNE, Medfere!, Or. Sunday, Oct. 11,1959 uxs J, "Cveryone ts Southern Orecesj Hada Th MU Tribune Published Dtily except Saturday by MJ J)FOHD PRINTING CO Z S3 North Fli St Ph SP 1-911 f ROBEHT W RUHL. Editor HERB GREY Advertttine Manager GERALD LATHAM Business Mgr -XRIC W ALLEN JB. v Managing fcditor UARL H ADAMS. City Editor "BARRY CHIPMAN Teleg Editor "RICHARD JEWETT Snorts Editor OLIVE STARCHEH Women's Editor 3 ALE ER1CKSON Circulation Mjft An Indenendent Newspaper Entered a second class matter at Medforri Oreeon under Act of March 3 1897 - SUBSCRIPTION RATES By M a 1 i in Advance Copy 10c. Dall" and Sunday 1 year $15.00 Daily and Sunday fl moa. 8.0C , Daily and Sunday 3 mos. 4.25 Sunday Only One year $420 By Carrier In Advance Medford. Ashland Central Point. Eagle V Point. Jacksonville. Gold Hill. Phoenix Shady Cove Rogue Riv- er. Talent and on motor routes , Dail7 and Sunday 1 year f 18 00 , Daily and Sunday 1 mo. 1M Carrier and Dealers op J 10s All Terms Cash in Advance Official Paper of City ! Medfori Official Paper of Jackson County " United Press International ' Full Leased Wire ' MEMBER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION tAdvertislng Representative: WEST HOLEDA Y CO, INC Of- flees in New York. Chicago, De troit, San Francisco. Los Angeles. Seattle, Portland St. Louis. At T lan Vancouver B.C. lO" N EWSPAPER Si PUBLISHERS "ASSOCIATION NATIONAL EDITORIAL P xJL, I I a ccK-EatdWj 2 Flight '6 Time Medford and Jackson County History from the files of The Mail Tribune 10, 20, 30,. 40 nd 50 years ago. -10 YEARS AGO- 'nrt n. 1949 (Tuesday) Medford Mayor Diamond -Flynn will report soon to the ritv council on his recent sur- ey of garbage disposal me- . thods elsewhere. .. Emergency repairs at Ash- land General hospital are re :ported nearly completed. 20 YEARS AGO : Oct. 11. 1939 (Wednesday) ;f Final plans for a Red Cross 'regional conference here are drawn up. : ; From Arthur Perry"! "Ye Smudge Pot" column: "To- morrow is the anniversary of I the discovery of America by : Columbus. Some hold if he had it to do over again, he ; wouldn't do it." 30 YEARS AGO Oct-11, 1929 (Friday) Dewey Hill of Prospect breaks a rib trying to lift a steer into a truck. Fred Lichens reports coy otes are more plentiful than they have . been in the past several yean. 40 YEARS AGO Oct. 11, 1919 (Saturday) ' High school students return from picking the valley apple crop to take up the three Rs, Including perhaps a study of Isaac Newton's famous apple. A statewide movement is launched to raise the pay of school teachers. SO YEARS AGO Oct. 11. 1909 (Monday) Judge H. K. Hanna sustains the iniunction keening the citv of Medford from laying a gravity line on M. F. Han- lev's ranch. Forty thousand federal brook trout arrive for place ment in Lime Butte creeK. f Vhal's Your I.Q.? Nine er ten correct is superior; r seven or eight Is excellent; f ive o J ti& is good. , - . 1 Which of these States has supplied the greatest number .Ohio, New York? 2. On how many hills was ancient Rome built? t 3. Which President of the U. S. was the first to die in the t White House? J - 4. How many Presidents of the U. S. have been of the .Catholic faith? i 5. What was the name of tthe Promised Land to which -Moses led the Israelites? ;1 6. Name the place where President Eisenhower and .Chairman Khrushchev met for talks just before his de- '.narture from the U.b. ' 7. The waters of what river 1-are confined by Hoover '.(Boulder) Dam? V 8. What is the heaviest na- "tiiral liauid? 9. What is the capital of California? 10. What five letter word, -containing the letter u twice, "'means a oietail? ..' Answers: I. Virginia. 2. I Seven. 3. William Henry Har rison. 4. None. 5. Canaan. 6. I'fMmn Tlavid. 7. Colorado Riv r. 8. Mercury. 9. Sacramento. IQ. Queue. . .. .. Cultural Gap Sir Charles P. Snow, an Englishman whose career has been an -unlikely combination of scientist and novelist, is concerned over the cul tural division between the intellectual community of science, and the intellectual community of literature. ' ; " ' This division has been mentioned in these columns before, in a discussion of the difficulty of communication between scientists and non scientists. As one of very few men who are equally at home in each of the two communities, Sir Charles' comments deserve respect. He has set them forth in a book entitled "The Two Cultures and the Scientific Revolution." . H IS book is reviewed magazine, Scientific The same issue of the magazine, which itself is devoted to making science understandable both to laymen and :, to scientists of differing disci plines, gives ample proof that the world of sci ence is becoming more and more isolated and cut off from the mainstream of intellectual ac tivity among non-scientists. In the advertisements this is particularly no table. "IN PAGE 7, for instance, an ad discusses "fusion-alloy silicon transistors for large sig nal, small signal and low-noise applications. Ad vantages include low saturation voltage; 20 volt BVEBO ; minimum change in characteristics with temperature, current and voltage . . "diffused junction silicon rectifiers in both wire-in and stud types, welded, hermetically sealed. Noted for their high forward conductance, exceptional re verse recovery . . .": and "curcuit-paks of tran sistors, diodes, rectifiers offer better .utilization of and extreme reliability. sulated, complete subassemblies, such as phase comparators, bridges, choppers and flip-flops are available from stock or to your specifications." How many people know what this is all about? Not very many. On Page 10, a magnetic tape manufacturer tells how its product provides "a clear, unclouded memory supplying data for calculation at the unimaginable speed of over 500,000 signal bits or 90,000 characters a second." fXN PAGE 18,' a "two-channel, servo-operated, recorder'' is advertised. It declares, "Plug-in input chassis are interchangeable to provide various recording characteristics. Chart motors are easily changed for additional speeds. Range is adjustable from 0-9 mv to 0-100 mv on the basic input chassis. Zero can be set anywhere across the chart. And being a poteniometer recorder, the G-22 has to serve a wide variety This machine, which potentiometer measuring times more sensitive than On Pages 20 and 21, a company declares, "Today in a new field, . . . scientists and engineers are creating systems which collect, compress, code, index and store graphic or textual information for automated re- tneval and display in an instant . . . fXN PAGE 39, we learn that a certain brand of manometer "and associated data acquisition systems, incorporating semiconductors," pro vide information on how blood pressure reacts to various levels of anaesthesia. On Page 42, we read about a "new idea", in the reactor fuel business, a precision glass mold to hold reactor fuel elements. The tube is 17 inches long, and is "precision shrunk . . . to bore diameter of 0.1475 plus or minus 0.0005 in."..-. . Regularly hold bore to plus or minus 0.0001 in., can go to plus or minus 0.00005 in. Also control o.d., taper, concentricity, length . . ." And on Page 47, under a picture, we read, "When a slow degradation rate, or ablation rate can be established in a plastic at temperatures of 5,000 degrees farenheit or above, the plastic then has potential use in missile applications. Here, a man simulates some" of the erosion conditions existing in the venturi of a solid propellaht rocket. This calculated sacrifice of a limited mass; in exchange for heat energy, will serve to insulate, critical missile parts from destructive heat." HTHERE are others. n ' ' - . But perhaps these examples are sufficient to prove the point that even in cases such as these where science is being applied in tech nologies, tiie vocabulary and the concepts are way over the head of the average person.' How much more this is so in the realm of theoretical science, and research on the very limits of man's ; knowledge where mathematics and philosophy overlap, and where vocabularies are so esoteric that perhaps only a half-dozen men in the world can understand the concepts.' Too bad? Yes. But lacking some system to permit the human mind to absorb learning pain lessly and continuously, this gap between science and its specialties, and the everyday, world, will continue to grow. E.A. Knowing that' some TV; contestants were supplied with answers makes us think perhaps we aren't as dumb as we thought at the time. On the other hand, it puckers one to know he has ttnon hurl Titr a "fiverl chnw "Wvocflinrr n-P nnnyca ' is different, orjallis in the current issue of the American. and other components space, ease of assembly These compact, encap the necessary sensitivity of recording needs. costs $975, with its circuit, is "thousands of a galvanometer. information technology, .Gazette - Times , . . . I Dennis the Menace ' J I COULD fWA PENNWOW AN Today & Tomorrow By Walter IN THE LION'S DEN To expose himself to a press conference at this moment, as Secretary Herter did on Tues day, was the rough equiva lent, of walk ing; into the lion's den. Mr.. K. has c o m e ; a n d I gone.- Mr. K. a I has : been to Peking. The great issues of life and death Walter Lippmann have been talked about, and the main agreement reached has .been that there shall be more talk and more negotia tion, talk without time limits and without precision, with out threats but without prom ises. This basic agreement re quires; the use in public of vague formulae, in which no body' has to dot his i's and cross his t's. ' . Diplomacy of this kind was invented before the modern press conference, and it takes very adroit evasive action to protect such diplomacy in a modern press conference. Mr. Herter, having ; gone down among the lions, has returned with no, bad injury and with only one, so it seems to me, scratch, --i- ' ". t f. ; HE allowed himself to be drawn into a line of ques tions about Mr. K's visit to Peking, about the relations of Russia and China, and about our views of where Russia stands in relation to China. These are among the most in teresting questions in . the world for table talk and for irresponsible newspaper writ ing and for private official consideration. But the one man who cannot speculate about them in public is the Secretary of State. For- there is nothing he can say which does not do more harm than good. As we have no relations with Peking and no influence in Peking, it is not seemly for us to issue official public commentaries about Soviet re lations with Peking. These commentaries cannot possibly soften the Chinese position, They cannot fail to embarrass the Russians. Surely the right official policy is silence, and the utmost reserve and dis cretion. APART from this Chinese ' scratch, . Mr. . Herter did extremely weU, most parti cularly with the question of Berlin. The crucial problem of Berlin, which was not solved at Geneva,' is how to find a basis of negotiation which insures the security of the community of West Ber lin. Except,- it would seem, for Mr. Acheson, there is a general ; recognition that the situation is abnormal. It is ab normal for half of a city to have a different social order from the other half,' and it is abnormal or a city to be situ ated 110 miles inside the ter ritory of a state with which it does not have official di plomatic relations. This abnormal situation has to be mantained in substance until the two Berlins are re united ar.4 become the capital of a reunited Germany'. But to maintain this abnormality for a long period of j time, per haps for a generation, we cannot stand pat upon the old texts of the occupation period. These texts did not foresee anything like the present situ ation enduring for a whole generation. We must move forward to the formation of a new inter national statute which de fines the rights of West Ber lin and of the two Germanys and of the four occupying powers. - -.' THE negotiation of such an international statute is the goal. It is still on the distant horizon. But it i visible. It A niNPBNtilESA ViSSKT Lippmann is the goal to which we must hope that our talks with Mr. K. will lead. We do not know that they will lead there. But they might. And it would be a mistake not to try. In this negotation the Western powers must be free to be firm on the substance on the security of West Ber lin as a community but flex ible on the formulae of the guarantee and the arrange ments. A new international statute will, for example, have to be ratified by the East German state. This is un avoidable. But offically at least it" is anathema in Bonn, With the crucial German election of 1961 ahead of him, it will not be easy for Dr. Adenauer to be flexible at aU. But it will not be impos- silbe for him. to follow along if it is manifest there is firm and friendly leadership , in Washington which knows the score in Germany and : in Central Europe. . ' . . A good friend, as we are to the Germans, does not always say: Me too. There may be a time when the duty of a good friend is to nudge his ally and help him to recognize the facts of life, (c) 1959 New, York Herald -: - ' Tribune Inc. Letters to the Editor must bear the name and address ol the writer although "rider cer tain circumstances tne use of a pen name or initial for publica tion is - permissible. The Mail Tribune reserves the right to edit all letters with an eye to clarification and - condensation Letters submitted for publica tion must not exceed 400 words Porter "Ineffective" To the Editor: Early in the past session of Congress, Con gressman Charles O. Porter declared in a speech, "It is easier to defeat an incumbent that it is to fill his shoes. This belated confession was of course no news to his con stituents, because his prede cessor. Mr. iJuswortn, was outstanding in ability and in fluence. Using the confession as a point of departure, Mr. Por ter intensified his preoccupa tion with Latin America. Find ing a kindred soul in Fidel Castro, Porter, and the - er ratic Adam Clayton Powell, were the only legislators to swallow the bait of an invita tion to visit Havana and par ticipate in Castro's victory celebration. How ' any one could be sufficiently naive as to go overboard about a new Latin American strongman is difficult to comprehend, bear ing in mind the usual formu la: (l) liberator (2) dictator (3) plunderer (4) fugitive. The bewildered idealistic Castro is now in the second phase, al ternately asking for billions in loans and saying the same things the Communists say. And Mr. Porter still says that he thinks Castro is a great man, : but . that he has made some mistakes. In a Medford speech, Por ter is reported to have said, concerning delay in the Rogue Basin, project, "I ' can bring pressure to bear. s This is ridiculous. Before a Congressman can apply "pres sure" on any government de nnrtment on bureau, he must be on a powerful Congres sional committee, or have demonstrated on the floor of Hnnffress that his word and influence have sufficient weight to initiate and pass measures which he sponsors. During the debate preced ing the passage of the foreign aid bill Congressman Porter offered four amendments All four were promptly slapped down by the overwhelmingly Democratic Congress. Preceding his much publi cized horseback ride down the Illinois river to the ocean, Mr. Porter said that he was zninz to make the trio every year until the road ii built. Matter of Fact AFTER IKE, THE DELUGE Washington - As expected, the Soviets have triumphant ly fired another moonshot. The Pentagon' response was automatic. One of the administration experts f 1 m the manu facture of soothing syr up, . Dr. , Her bert York, ha stened to an nounce that this country and the Soviet Union were still "essen- -Vsph Aisop uauy m me same position" in the develop ment of ballistic missiles. It is probably useless to say so. Yet it should be noted for record that Dr. York's state-, ment is an offense against public decency - at least if you believe that public de cency requires officials to give the country a reasonably accurate picture of the na tional 'situation. Here is the best Official forecast of what Dr. York means ; by "essen tially the same - position" in the true years of the missile gap, which lie just ahead. ; 1960 - U. S. 30 ICBMs vs. U.S.S.R. 100 ICBMs ,1961 - U. S. 70 ICBMs vs. U.S.S.R. 500 ICBMs 1962 - U. S. 130 ICBMs vs. U.S.S.R. 1,000 ICBMs 1963 - U. S. 130 ICBMs vs. U.S.S.R. 1,500 ICBMs THE foregoing table con' trasts the official U.S. esti mates, the "national esti mates," of Soviet missile capa bility with the missile pro gram presented to the last Congress by the Eisenhower administration. Over bitter An excellent idea, although judging by comment on our almost complete lack of effec tive representation in Wash ington, he will be making those journeys after '60 as just another vacationist, sans pictures, sans headlines. Then there was the effort to recognize Red China, ("I am willing to write off the Nationalist regime on Formo sa"), his aligning himself with James R. Hoffa by his vote on the Landrum-Griffin labor law, and his insertion of page after , page of '"back scratch ing" in the Appendix of the Congressional Record at $81 per page. ' ' ' John Q. Stewart 933 NE 12th st. Grants Pass, Ore. Marine Band Coming To the Editor: A very fine community project is under way in Medford which, in my opinion, rates the hearty sup port of alLof us. I refer to the sponsorship of vthe World famous U. S. Marine Band of Washington, D. C, by our own Medford High Band. Mr. Mirick, as director of instrumental . music in the Medford school system, re ceives many offers to present outstanding musical programs in the community, and until this year, has turned them aU down. This year, however, he and his band felt they owed the hometown audience an opportunity to see and hear one of these - a world re nowned organization. So our High School Band is sponsor ing the U.S." Marine Band in two concerts on Friday, Oct 16 at Hedrick Junior High school auditorium. A student matinee will be presented at 2:30 pjri. and full evening concert at 8 D.m. It is interesting to note that the U, S. Marine Band is au thorized, by an Act of Con gress to go on concert tour nine weeks out of each year, but at no expense to the tax payer. Band expenses are re alized out of the proceeds ol concerts in each communixy. The Band travels in buses. Our Medford High School Band, such an outstanding remesentative of southern Or egon at the East-West Shrine game in San Francisco eacn year, concluded that by pre senting the great ' Marine Band, they could help defray their own expenses for tneir ninth .annual appearance r in San Francisco, Jan. 2, 1960. At this noint. ticket sales to the evening concert are dis aDDointing.' and our young MeBford Bandsmen, who ; do such an excellent community iob during the year, are ap prehensive of the success of their venture. Being an ardent booster of our High School Band, I hope "that a letter printed in your communica tion department would help our voung musicians and show them that the community; is really behind them. We trust the readers of your column will rally to the cause and buy out the 2,500 capacity hoUse on " Friday night. Oct. 16. The Medford High Band can promise them a never-to-be-iorgotten musi cal experience. Tickets, tax free, are available at Barker's, Swem s, Emerald Music Co., Puruckers and at the Medford High school. - Jennings Pierce, A friend of the Band, 34 North Central ave., Medford. . JlsssCijiMHk By Joseph Alsop protests from the Administra tion, the Congress provided sixty additional Atlases in 1962, and the same in 1963. The Congress also insisted on stepping up the time schedule for the solid-fuelled Minute Man ICBM, in order to get the first of these missiles in 1963. . There is a simple reason why the original ' Administra tion program is given above, instead of the somewhat better program voted v by Congress. Funds to finance the added ICBM production will have to be provided in the election year budget. The signs sug gest that- the Administration will follow its usual budget first rule, over - riding Con gress and cutting back missile output to its . original pro gram. Even if Congresses riot over ridden, moreover, the Soviet superiority - in . long range missile power will still be very great for a long period. The critical period will extend from 1961 until-about 1966, when we shall begin to have a serious, striking force of the Minute Man missile. . rpo THESE grim facts, there -- is more to add. In brief, besides the old missile testing base at Kapustin Yar in the bend of the Volga,: the Soviets have now established a new base to the north of the Aral Sea. From the new base this summer, two full range ICBM shots were-f ired to impact in the; Pacific. This is 'a depar ture from the Soviet practice of testing their ICBMs with such heavy instrumentation aboard that they impact after a flight of only 3,500 miles. The shots this summer knock ed out the complacent argu ment of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs , of Staff, Gen. Nathan Twining, that the Soviets probably did not have ICBMs capable of going the fun intercontinental range, i In these circumstances, powerful influences in the Pentagon are actually launch ing a campaign to write down the intelligence estimates once again. The pretext is the rela tive smallness of the Soviet ICBM testing program - only about 30 Soviet ICBMs have been fired in all. The real aim, of course, is to cut ICBM ap propriations; in order, to make room for' Army ; and 'Navy spending of other types. For tunately the "CIA: Director, Allan W. Dulles,, seems likely to resist this new exercise of self-delusion. - ii - ,i& seu-aeiuaing, in any - case, , to use. the national intelligence estimates as we are now using them. They are not and cannot be sacred and absolute measures of Soviet performance. The estimating machinery has certainly been much improved in the last couple of years. C.I.A. Direc tor Dulles and his staff have worked endlessly to eliminate the defects that produced the often - repeated former -errors on the optimistic side,, Ye it is admitted by the estimators themselves that they have al- Mrs. Roosevelt, 75 Today, Still Busy Eleanor Roosevelt - in the contraction of style required by Who's Who. in America describes herself - simply ' as "active in ednl. sociol. and polit. affairs." Except for the characteristic modesty,' and of course for her role as mother, grandmother and great grand- motner, the description' ap pears pretty well to cover the present activities of the widow of President Franklin D. Roo sevelt, who seems to be going out of her way not to celebrate her 75th birthday anniversary today. . What she refuses to make a fuss about her friends will. So a ou-minute television Salute to the Eleanor Roosevelt In stitute for Cancer Research is slated for Oct. 25. Technically, the program is supposed to have nothing to do with Mrs. Roosevelt's birthday, and she will not be among those on hand,' but -it's a birthday ges ture all the same. The cancer institute is to be built at the American Medical Center in Denver. : - Eleanor Roosevelt, who plans to spend Sunday quietly at her Hyde Park "cottage," will be thinking and planning ahead if she stays within the stereotype the public ; has formed of her, but she could be forgiven for taking as well a retrospective glance or two. It's been a long, busy passage in ideas and associations as well as in years, for'she en tered life asr an Oyster Bay Roosevelt, a child of New York Society. In one of her autobiographical accounts she has described that life: "You were kind to the poor . You accepted invitations to dine, and to dance, with the right people only. You lived where you would be in their midst. You thought seriously about your, children's educa tion, you read the books that everybody read, you were familiar with good literature. In short, you conformed." - Eleanor Roosevelt since aha reached maturity - prob (By M-T Staff and Contributors) L ''"-M""?':w'"n'--'' y""tryTt:"'a; 4fT A pick-up truck, the front aameplax of which it shown above, sits on the car; lot across the street from the Mail Tribune. Newsroom speculation last week centered oa what automobile manufacturer produced ii. Ii was finally decided that it must have been produced south of the Mason-Dixon line, where some people aren't fussy about the letter "R." and sometimes give the letter Marvin, the office boy, came back' to work the other day, after serving his hitch in the Army. Great to be in "civies" again, he says. " -; - It takes a little readjust ment, though, as every -ex-serviceman knows,! but Mar vin figures he's got it made. "I passed the acid test the other day," .he reports. "I passed an officer on the street and didn't salute. Now I KNOW I'm a civilian again." Noting - Senator Hubert Horatio Humphrey's, initials, one is inclined to comment that this farm-state senator (Minnesota) may not be a 4-H man, but certainly is a 3-H'er. : . .. ' ! Writing headlines is not the easiest thing in the world. It may LOOK easy. But not only do you have to give an idea of what the story is about, but you also have to do it in very few words, and in the arbi trary amount of space pro vided in one or two or three columns. - - A "perfect" headlineywhich is clear, concise, descriptive and which fits-is a satisfying most no protection against a Soviet deception plan. They are especially vulnerable to a deception plan aimed to make us under-rate Russian ICBM power until a grand surprise can be sprung- and a brutal ultimatum can be set. - - v The Soviet interest in such a deception plan is obvious, Even if there is no such de ception plan, and even if Con gress is not over -ridden for budget -first reasons, the mis sile gap is due to be very seri ous indeed in the years from 1961 through 1965 or 1966 On this point, the figures speak for themselves. It is also necessary to remember the ex traordinary, arrogance Nikita S. Khrushchev has. so often shown in the last 18 months. If this is how Khrushchev behaves now, how will he be have when the U.S.-U.S.S.R, long range missile ratio is ten to one in favor of the Krem lin? Apparently the Adminis tration's answer to this ques tion is: "After ' Ike, the del uge!" . (c) 1959 New York Herald Tribune Inc. ably never has been accused of conforming. Even her mar riage in 1905 was in a sense unconventional, for Franklin was her cousin from the Hyde Park branch of the family. She. was not a born, but a self-made politician - she was shy as a young woman and as a matron but she was active in New York Democratic circles by the early 1920's and an advisor to the National Committee - by 1928. Today she's a member of the Demo cratic Advisory Council, an influential adjunct of the party, for all its egghead as pects. As First - Lady, Eleanor itooseveii was .into every thing. She held office only briefly - as assistant director, Office of Civilian Defense, 1941-42 - but her influence on F.D.R. and within the admin istration was profound. And she was so. peripatetic that she became a world figure in her own right. . President Truman in , De cember 1945 appointed Mrs. Roosevelt to the U.S. delega tion to the United Nations, and for the next six years she was a devoted diplomat, notably as chairman of the U.N. Com mission on Human Rights. Re signing with the election of President Eisenhower in 1952. she's since then become if any thing an even more energetic traveler, shuttling about from India to the Soviet Union and points between both as journ alist and representative of the American Association for the United Nations. She continues her newspa per and magazine writing. In the past three decades she's saved out time enough to write or edit more than a doz en books, from "A Trip to Washington with Bobby and Betty" to "India, the Awaken ing East." : And at 75, she seems to be cramming more than ever in to the jam-packed hours of her famous Day. - (Editorial Research Report.) , O long sound. thing for the writer. One that misses can be distressing That Man in Phoenix saw one in the M-T the" other day and, as is his wont, he clipped it out and mailed it to us with his comment. 'U The headline said "United States To Go Ahead With For mation of Development Ban."0 The story was about plans for banning ' nuclear bomb-test ing; , ;; But, standing alone, it mo tivated TMP to say, "That's one way to put a stop to a lot of nonsense. Stay tuned for anguished screams from Por ter and Dick." Often members of the newsroom staff communi cate with each other by writing notes. Sometimes they write notes to remind themselves of things or ideas. And of course they all make . notes to use wher? writing a story. Notes all over the place. One staffer wrote I noti to himself which consisted of one wordt "Dogs." He left it ly ing on his desk overnight, and in the morning found that some thoughtful soul had added one word to the note: "Arf." Another staffer wrote -himself a note the same week, which said 'Take a bath." '-'It was to remind him of a story he planned to write-and never you mind what kind of story.) Anyway, somehow or - other, it got mixed up with the papers of another news staffer. - The latter found it, added a few words, and returned it to the first. The addition: "Take one yourself." One reason American workers will never become Communists is because when they hear someone shouting. "Workers arise!" they thing the coffee break is over. ,". ' In Bend, Oregon, there is a firm which manufacturers toys from wood, including an assemble - it - yourself model airplane... . A woman in Parsippany, N. J., bought one, and started to put it together. She got along fine, putting wings, tail and fuselage together in fine shape, but the final instruc tons bothered her. Down at the bottom it said. "Bend Oregon.? And she couldn't find an Oregon anywhere so she could bend it. - - ' Sample of dear-eyed re porting from the Hoover Hi-Lite: "Dixon brought a rabbit to school. He didn't name it because he didn't know if it was a girl or a boy rabbit. Ii is a white rabbit. It is a big rabbit. It looks like a nice rabbit." Prom "the Salem Captal- Journal: A couple of Salem women gave the husband of one a real problem last week. A car trunk load of poison oak to be exact. . ! It seems that they went out looking for fall colors for the house and saw some colorful brush with lots of red and gold in the leaves. You can guess the rest. So his problem was to get rid of the stuff. Burning it is not so good as the smoke car ries the itching agent with it. You can't just throw it out where someone else will get mixed up with it. He finally solved his problem by wrap ping it heavily" and dumping it in the garbage can. And he s not particularly allergic to the stuff so he wasn't bothered with it. ' ' That's not the end of the story. The women still have their problems. How can you possibly scratch all over at once with only two hands? After a recent golf lour-o namenl, one of the "older boys" came home feeling better than he had in a long time. He not only outplayed a group of younger men. but also, when he asked if he could have one of the electric golf carts, he was told he couldn't, because they were reserved for players over the age of 50.