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o O O o o o o O O O o O rOUB MEDFORD (OHEGONj MAIL TRIBUNE "Iveryone in Southern Oregon Beads Th Mail Tribune" Published Dally Except S a turds. 7 by MEDfOHD PRINTING CO 27 -2 & Nortb Flr St Phone 2-8141 ROBERT W RUHL. Editor HERB GREY Advertising Msnaffer GERALD LATHAM Business Manager ERIC ALJ-EN JR Managm Editor EARL H ADAMS. Cltv Editor HARRY CHJPMAN .Teleifl-aph Editor RICHARD JEWETT sports Editor OLIVE STAR CHER Society Editor DALE ERICKSON OrctilaUOD Mgr. An In dependent Newspaper Entered as second class matter at Med ford Oregon under Act of March 3. 1837 O SUBSCRTPTION RATES By Mall In Advancer Per Copy 10c Dally and SundayOne year $15 00 Daily ynd Sunday Six months 8 00 Dail Wnd Sunday Three moi 4.25 Sundav Only One vear $4.20 o By Carrier In Advance Medfortl. Ahland Central Point rale Petit. Jacksonville Gold Hill. Phoenix. Shadv Cove Rome River. 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From flg-tuhro Perry's Ye Smudge I!tcolumn: Since the officiaL VonStemRation of jay walking, (tfaore has been a nota ble increase Tn tame hereabouts, a survey shows. 20 YEARS AGO -Dec..J936 (Wedneaday)- A. HiDSanvell, prwident of the Oregon Transportation league, gSU'le in Crescent City tomorrow tft attend a hearing on plans for harbor development. Vernwi Hopkins of the Dead Indian district, Irapper and woodsman, collects $210 in bounty from Jackson county for the hides of 50 coyotes ana 17 bobcatj. c 30 YEARS-AGO Dec. 9. 19Z6 (Thursday) Saturday to mark the opening of the ijapst Skaggs store in Med ford undef; tue management of C. E. LyonCJ "0 The third floor addition to the Masonic building. Main and Holly sts., is completed at a cost of $38,000. c 40 YEARS AGO Dec. 9. 191 8 (Saturday) The difficulty which seeming ly has held back payment of sub scribers to the stock of Apple gate Lumbar company has been 50 YEARAGO Dec. 9, 19C3 (Sunday) Hearst's Independence League, which (.-as designed to boost its founder into the president's chair, is on the rocks. Applegate .Valley will soon have its first creamery, now be ing built at Provolt, and is ex pected tobe in operation by the first of rehruary. . Wfcat's Year 1.Q.7 Nine or trn correct is jtipr": 'ev en or elsht) 1 excellent; five or six i pood. O 1. Was the place-name "Pirn lico" originallyo named alter a bird, a tavern-keeper, or a race track? o O 2. Shakespeare refers to the word "whoolwb". Is it an obso lete word Qior G'hubbutj" or "whoopee"? 0 3. -By the river, of Babylon, there we sat down, yes, we. wt, . ."?.i.Psalr 137.. 4. Who is the futhrrr of the famous nove) "The Wandering Jew"? p, O r- o 5. Does a ilquidPquart contain two pints or-ight gills?o ro 6. Is "Old dory aOiickname for the Flag-ef the United King dom or the United States? c .- " 7. Was ftelly Maei-son " the wife or sister of President Madi son? 0 u 8. Is Ulster the capltat of Northern Ireland? Q 9. Cats w!wn XaLUnrJand ond their feet. Are the" reflexes of man such that wit! practice he can also do so? o 10. Was the English "rule of. the road", that keepff-gvehfcles to the left, (not (trie right, as in the U.S.), adopted sincere ad vent of the automobile Answers: 1. Tavern-keeper. Ben Pirr-iico, near Chelsea. Con don. England. 2. Htibbob". 3. Wept. 4. Eugene Sue. 5. Yes. both. 6. United Sfates. T. Wife. 8. No. Belfast is. 9. Yes.10. Ko. o. O o ASC' ASSOCIATION How. About. World War. III? David Lawrence, editor of "U.S. News and World Report," is also a prosperous newspaper columnist, in both capacities being somewhat to the right of Louis XVI politically. We therefore seldom agree' with him. His recent column in the Oregon Journal headed "history proves bomb fear not war deterrent" is no exception. AS USUAL,, however, Editor Lawrence makes a plausible if not entirely a convincing case, o In this particular argument, his . chief witness was a New York' taxi driver, a type, often relied upon by newspaper men, not only for transportation but con versationfor they often have a native .shrewdness and uncanny reliability in accurately reflecting a cross section of the - man - m metropolis area at least seeking facts. Here is a portion of the 'conversation, quote; "What do you think of the world situation?" VPretty bad, I'd say. I feel sorry for those poor Hun garians." "Wei, what can we do about it?" -' "I don't know, but I don't like it." . "Would you have' America go to war about it?" "I just . don't like to see us get pushed around." "Would you favor sending our American boya into war In this situation?" . "Well, I was in the second world war and in Korea, and there comes a time when you got to do something." ' "Have you any sons?" "Yes, two in the navy and one in the army." . "Aren't you worried about the big. bomb the one. they say will destroy us all on both sides if it's used , in war?" "No then we'll all be dead anyway so what!" So-o-o the atomic and deterrent to war because would all be dead anyway. "SO what?" DUNDIT Lawrence did not answer the latter in quiry, but went on to the conclusion that history proves. terror, has not prevented war in the past and it vil presumably not m the future. DERHAPS this extremely philosophical and coura' geous taxi driver would agree? But before we accept his like to ask his wife. After all where public opinion is such a factor the women who so outnumber the men today: must be consulted. We would doubt very with three sons in the service would be "willing to ac cept the prospect of World equanimity of her hubby. . . But that's as it may be. THE question is hot whether . nuclear fission imple mentis of destruction will entirely prevent war, but whether they will and do particularly war on a world . WE BELIEVE the answer is an emphatic "YES." Tr -f o -f Ti-A Vieli at7a XVArl A TX7n t TTT Vi i rt been on in full blast before Generalissimo Stalin's death, if the atomic bomb and perfected. Another point should not as the "man in the street" is when it comes to waging a war and nupporting'it, he has little to say about a war declaration, that is up to Congress, assisted by the government and the And while the prospect not impose restraint upon taxi driver conversationally at least we' are quite sure it would give his wife, and that also, we believe, reaction" that would eventually reach the White House and the U. S. Congress with an impact that would make the recent Eisenhower landslide look like a summer zephyr across a MO, AS we see it, that final remark of the "cabby" alone is sufficient to atomic bombs does not provide, a strong war deter rent, and might very well wide scale in the future, rection of Kameses the Second. For so lone as the "man as a whole, realize what would mean, namely: mutual destruction, the lik'eli hood of such a war occuring will be,- to say the least EXTREMELY remote. World Peace and the Olympics Speaking of war, when tributions to the 1956 Olympic games, several of our favorite sports commentators, claimed that these m ternational competitions, to peace and the elimination of animosities that con ceivably would result in war. " p The claim is debatable. We have only attended ULondon many years ago. international tensions created particularly as a result ofrthe "Marathon" and ruB. o AN ITALIAN won the "cover the finish line was0 disqualified and a Boston; lad, by the name of Hayeswas declared the winner. .The U.S. star in the haitfnile was disqualified for-elbowing the pride of the British --Isles", who won ' We ean't reeall just how many fist fights resulted in the grandstand,, but thei;e"were several'-and we do recall that as fellow-American- remarked as we.de- Sunday. December 9. 1956 - the - street mind in the that is valuable to anyone hydrogen bombs form no if such a war did occur we verdict as final we would much if "Mrs. Taxi Driver" War III with the resigned prove a deterrent to war, - wide scale. . - had never been discovered be overlooked. Important diplomats. of "all being. dead" might this particular New York family and friends pause it would induce a "chain millpond. refute the claim the fear of render any war on a world' as unlikely as the resur - in - the - street," the people another world war today K.W.K. ' they were soliciting con would contribute' materially one Olympiad, that was in but we will never forget the the half mile (800 meter) former but had to-be helped by; track attendants, go he fAtlttQT Of FCSCt WHERE WAR MIGHT START Washington A serious study of Soviet Premier Bulganin's November 20th letter to Presi dent Eisen hower, and of a possible Amer ican response to it, is now go ing on at the highest levels of government. The study could conceivably lead to an ab solutely basic change in American policy and indeed in the whole world situ ation. When the Bulganin letter was received, the first instinct in- the White House and the State De partment was to dismiss it out of hand as propaganda de signed t o di vert attention' from the Hun garian blood bath' then still in progress. The letter was certainly 'full of .the usual propaganda. Sicwmrt Aisop But the letter aiso contained what seemed to be a serious pro posal for a mutual 500-mile with drawal of all armed forces from demiliterized zone in central Europe. This zone, Bulganin pro posed, was to be subject to both ground and ' air inspection by both sides, in accordance with the President's "open skies" pro posal. A 500 mile withdrawal would mean pulling American forces right out of Germany, and there is no place for them elsewhere in Western Europe. But it would also mean pulling the Red Army right out of East Germany, and indeed but of most of Poland. There is not a single expert on the German situation who doubts for a moment that the East Ger- man Communist government would almost instantly cease to exist if the Red Army were -with drawn. . T WAS the President himself. . after a hurried briefing, who caught the significance of the Bulganin proposal, and ordered, that it should not be waved aside as propaganda, and that a high level study of it should be made. The significance of this Presi dential decision is underlined by the fact that there is a growing ooay 01 responsible opinion that third world war is inevitable unless there is some basic change in the German situation. When the Hungarian rebellion was at its height, East Germany very nearly went the way of Hungary tar more nearly than is generally recognized here. An East German rebellion was m-ob- ably only averted because the West German government (with the full knowledge and approval or . tne American government) used all its power and influence to avert it. . The danger was greatest when thousands . of Germans in West Berlin demonstrated against the. Soviet . bloodbath in Hungary, and then made for the Branden burg Gate to cross into Commu nist East Berlin. On orders from the Adenauer covernment. the West Berlin police used very tough measures indeed to pre vent the crossing. The whole West. German secret service ap paratus was also used to hold down the seething ferment in East Germany. Thus the explosion was avert ed but quite possibly only for tne time being, according to competent judges. Winter is not a good time for rebellions, but a Hungary-style uprising in East permany in the spring is not to be ruled out. And if one con siders the possible eonsequences. It is easy to .see why . the West German . and American govern Joeib Alsup $ ft parted, that if he only had his great-grand pappy's squirrel rif ie he would gladly volunteer for a second "Battle of Bunker Hill." Kirkpatrick, the half miler, had been a classmate' of his. AND now we observe that the water polo contest between the Russians and the Hungarians at Mel bourne, ended in a free-for-all, and at least one bloody nose. At the outset of the games Hungary refused to compete until the Soviet flag, had been pulled down while the rhubarbs over officiating and scoring wrere staged all over the place, one American official who refused to have his name mentioned declaring, quote : "We manage to do all right in things like track and field where performances are clocked and measured, and in. basketball where points are counted, but put us in sports where decisions are left to the opinion of judges and we take a lacing. They say 'So here are the great Yanka. We will show them.' " . And they did ! . At least for the first time in history the Soviet Russian team won (thanks especially to; gymnastics and. Greco Roman wrestling) and while the Yanks undoubtedly were good sports about their defeat, we doubt very much if the victory by the.Heds, con tributed materially to better international relations. .Finally, as the- result of the games, .it appears a large portion-, of the ' Hungarian athletes will refuse to return "to their communist-controlled. country but will take out citizenship-papers in Australia -instead. 1TE ARE not suggesting the Olympic's be abolished but we are suggesting that w'hile their value in the -field' of international sports is great, they, do not m the field pi international relations .promote amity, and the-lesfeening of international tensions. . . Quite the" reverse, in fact.-R.W.R. . By Joe and Stewart Alsop. ments (shades of ''liberation") are almost as anxious as the Kremlin to avoid an explosion. pERMAJJY is the only place in " the world where the armed forqes of the two main antagon ists are in close contact. There is no international border be tween the two Germanies, as be tween Hungary .and Austria. There is only an artificial line, even now' regularly crossed by Germans in both directions. In such circumstances, there would be no way on earth to isolate the explosion; as in Hun gary. West- Germans and prob ably, units of the heavily armed West German police would flood across the line to help their compatriots. The two Ger manies would- melt together. and somehow, somewhere most probably in Berlin the fatal first shots of . the Third World War would be exchanged . be tween the American and Soviet forces. There are responsible officials who believe or. perhaps hope is a better word that this night mare prospect is now as vivid to the Kremlin as to the American government, arid that the Krem lin may really be searching for a way out. There are other equally' responsible officials who . con tend that the Soviets will never, under any circumstances, with draw the Red jirmy from East Germany, just because, they know that the Communist Pan kow government-could not sur vive without it: But in view of the terrible dangers inherent in an East German explosion, the President is surely right in ask ing for a good hard look at the Kremlin's real intentions. ,(C) 195S New York Herald Tribuna Inc. ommunieations Letters to .the Editor must bear the name and address .of the-writer, although under certain circumstances the use of a pen name or initial for publication is permissible. The AAail Tribune reserves the right to edit all letters with a view to clarification and condensation. Letters submitted for publication must not exceed 400 words. Catfish's" Greatlnga To the Editor: To my many friends throughout Southern Ore gon, Medford, Ashland, Talent, Phoenix, Central Point, Grants Pass and Shady Cove, after vis iting my many friends and rela tives in Texas for nine months, and having, a wonderful time, I want to take this opportunity to wish each and everyone of you. the ' most prosperous, happy Christmas and happy New Year, ever to be remembered and I pray for God's richest blessings and untold happiness to abound in your lives. Your old friend from Camp White. .- W. W. "Catf h" Clayton, - V. A. Center, ' . . Temple, Texas. A Traffic Problem To the Editor: There has got to be. a clarification of this traf fic problem when entering an arterial from a side-street. The law says in effect that a car from a side-street must stop and wait until arterial . traffic has cleared sufficienUy as to make entering safe. But when arter- ial traffic is hurrying bumper to bumper and no-traffic officer to take over, just how long is the side-street car supposed to wait? Ridicule is the stumbling block to. new.' ideas, especially those entering our accepted way of life. The first license numbers of cars were funny, mine made of aluminum tacked onto a leather holder' up front. The tiny red light in back only was the next funniest. My building of a trunk into the back of our Maxwell in 1926 was quite funny also, as trunks then sat primly on a rack in back, distinctly not a part of the car. So, braving rid icule, and with easment by the Today and By Walter PUPPETS AND AGGRESSORS The Kadar government in Hungary has been stalling as long as it dared on the- question of a visit to Budapest by Mr. Hammar s k j o 1 d. He first proposed to go there on Nov. 13, and it now looks as if the Ka dar govern ment mi g h t receive h m on Dec. 16. Such stalling is in itself a serious offense against the United Nations. For how as a matter of comity and decent re spect for the world organization can a member refuse to receive the Secretary General of that organization? In the spirit, if not in the let ter, the Kadar- government's .treatment of Mr. Hammarskjold amounts to saying that though Hungary has diplomatic rights in the General Assembly in New York, .the. United Nations organi zation has no diplomatic; rights in Hungary. This is not an ac ceptable doctrine, and if the Ka dar government continues to stall, the least that the General Assembly can do is to suspend the right of Kadar's representa tives to participate in the Gen eral. Assembly. KA D A R ' S representative in Nevr York- flTr Tmrp Hnr- vath, is insisting that while his government is now ready to ne gotiate about receiving Mn Hammarskjold, the United Na- state traffic department, a small red-lighted window will be set into the sides of-the headlights. Coming up to an arterial and with proper full stop made, and a wait if necessary, the red-light will be switched on, notifying traffic of my right: and. inten tion to - cross,;. or, attached to blinkers, will indicate a right or left turn if such is allowable at that intersection. This procedure has- already been taken up with traffic offi cials who are .inclined to believe there is merit ' in it. Maybe a tryout will have to be made to prove it, for after all, proof of the j?uddin'. a; "on the vest." . F. J. Clifford, 1211 West Main at., Medford, Oregon. Hair Cut and Larceny To the Editor: It seems to me the Elvis Presley hairdo must be a badge of merit or something to prove to others how much trouble a youngster can get into and how much he can get away with. If the boy was crippled or un- j able to work it would seem to be alright to let his hair grow, Elvis Presley style or otherwise. But a young, strong and healthy boy such as the one who had to steal my rifle from my car should be able to rake leaves or cut wood or even pick' up soda and beer botles, enough to get S1.50 for a decent hairdo. - The rifle was sold for 57 to a local second hand store but the money was not spent for the hair cut ordered by the D.A. Because a boy is an Elvis fan, should we let him get away with this sort cf stuff? Noel E. Kooken '- 1221 Thomas Rd. Medford, Ore. . "Thy Dally Bread" To the Editor: Our health authorities can pride themselves upon their . success in reducing the incidence of communicable diseases. But when we juxtapose this achievement with the alarm ing increase of degenerative dis eases such as diabetes, arthritis, heart trouble, dental caries, can cer, and others, our achievement is not so great after all, for the degenerative diseases formerly were considered old age diseases now infants die of cancer and high school students have dia betes. Earlier in this century Sid Rob ert McCarrison working with rats in India, proved that the superb health of the Hunzas of Northwest India and the miser able health of the Madrassi- of Southern India were alike the result of their respective diets. Scanning our food, history we find that the greatest single change, in our diet has been. in the quality of our flour .and the bread made'faom it. Time was' when stone mills sucas oursat Eagle Point were found in every community. Farmers "brought their own wheat and took home the same wheat-crushed to flotir. When . the . prairie' states, were settled more wheat was produced than could be used locally. Grad ually large steam driven mills centered in Minne'apolis. Eur&pe was a natural market for our surplus flour. But the whole wheat flour containing the germ .would .spoil .in shipment so the! germ end Ihe bran were re moved and "with ihem. every thing that "will build the body and preserve" heJfh. But the Lmillersi were not yet satisfied. A alter LlDDniajin Tomorrow Lippmann tions do not have any legal right to concern themselves wit the Hungarian question. His argu ment is that in Hungary, as d tinguished from Egypt, there was no external military inter vention. "The Soviet forces were present5 in Hungary with the approval of the Hungarian government; even at the request of that-government." o This is a falsification of the issue and of the historical facts. The Soviet forces hav, been present in Hungary since0 the pnri nf thp World War. But the question is, at the request of! what Hungarian government did the Soviet forces go inft action against the Hungarian people? The answer is3 that they went into action at the rpmipst nf an iTleeitimate gov ernment set up by the Soviet forces themselves. It was Kadar, the puppet of the Red Army, who "requested" the Red Army to suppress the legitimate gov ernment of Nagy, and- to sup press the popular uprising in support of Nagy. The official record Of the U.N. shows that on Nov.' 1 and again on Nov- 2, the U.N. re ceived communications from lmre Nagy, the Prime Minister of Hungary. The first one stated that the Hungarian government had demanded of the Soviet Am bassador the withdrawal of the Red Army; it declared the neu trality of Hungary and it asked for the help of the United Na tions. The second communica tion, dated Nov. 2, informed the U.N. that large Soviet military units were crossing the border and marching toward Budapest. Two days later, 'on Nov. 4, Nagy had been deposed, Kadar was calling himself the Prime Mire ister, and was cabling to the U.N. that Nagy's requests to the U.N. had "no legal force." There can be no doubt that between Nov. 2 and Nov. 4 the Soviet Army overthrew the legitimate government of Nagy and Install ed the illegitimate government of Kadar. THERE is a question of prin ciple involved in this affair which, if it isn t effectively chal lenged, would set up a . moat dangerous precedent.-It is the claim that a great power may lawfully conquer a -weaker country if it sets up a puppet government which approves of the conquest. This was Hitlers favorite technique of conquest, and the men- who collaborated in Hitler's conquests are known as Quislings. Kadar is the Hun garian Quisling, and the whole argument made by Bis represen tative in the U.N. boils down to saying that the Soviet action ia lawful because Kadar approved it. This is like saying that Hitler had a right to take over Norway because .Quisling, who was ap pointed by Hitler, approved of what Hitler did. The U.N. cannot afford to acquiesce in this argument, and for the sake of the future it ought to find a , way to pro nounce judgment upon it; For the argument as it stands, when related to what actually hap pened in Hungary, is a formula for aggression. It amounts to saving that external interven tion is allowable if there is a puppet government to approve of it. HPHE honor and authority of the United Nation are deeply engaged in -the Hungar ian question. This means that the U.N.. havine found 1 itself thus far unable to intervener ef fectively, must nevertheless re fuse to accept the oppression of the Hungarian nation al an ae complished fact. There is ' evi dence, notably in . Nehru'a change of course, that an under standing of the reality of tbt aggression in Hungary r spreading. ? It needs ' to be pread. For what hat been done yesterday by manipulating a ouppetmgov ernment in Hungary might be done tomorrow in &yria, in Iraq, in Jordan. If it were done, it would gravely disturb the peace or the world. Copyright 1931. Haw ?or Herald Tribune Inc. " About 1913 it wag found thai adding the chemical Agene to the flour would bleach it white and so inferior wheat couldbe cheap ly bought and sold as first grade patent flour. Agene was used for 25 years when an English inves tigator found that dogs fed brad aeveiopea iiyaxeria. inqw Agene j l j , .: . - . , u . , ., J of Paris, which not only bleaches but absorbs water Which adds?. , I . .cheap weight. Now whencwheaf? reaches the elevator cyanogen p gas is applied to discourage in- sects. Uponearrivl atnhe mill it is "treated with the more power ful mycoban, a 'ery strong cpoi- zon.oWhen the baSer makes hfeed he adds a conditioner, poly-oxyeJ etnyiene-monostearate, - to t h dpugh. to improve texture. An other use for this .chemicftl isdn anti-freeze compounds, it too ab sorb; water and so tllfc bread Uioes nob dry out. Trie jesulting Hour and bread w immune ITprH insect attack. . .Anna M. Streed, . .36 iorth peach jt., t o , Medford, Ore. o WSSTti;JSSS (By M-T Staff and Contributors) The Medford Hi-Times last week reported that a teenager is th only person who can watch TV, listen to the radio, talk on the telephone, eat an aebortment of food, listen to recordsman at the same time and still hava nothing to do. O V As this is written Saturday aft ernoo. we were still waiting for that warm rain predicted by the weer lftreau, and meditating on the abominable weather of the past few weeks. We also meditated on the sen sitivity r a neighboring daily nvspaperp cited in this column a week ago for its Page 1 boast ing of Ashland'gs "banana belt" weather while K?edfd had fog. We received acsiiid reproof tvia mailjfrom the publisher, in which .ije poifted outlhat Ash laotf "is where the paiaa meets dhe pine," and in "Sunpyside s column later in the wee (when AshlafttL hadoabout (fur inches of snow tohe quarter-ineffcor so incMedford), e fouijgCJthe fol lowing Sour-graiie-i rejoinder: 'So it isn't sugrfj- toiay . . . At least it K't foggfr, smoggy, hazy or smazy ee m Ashland. Probably isa'S in Medford eith- er. Tb should make the serfs on a publication there happier. Didn't seem to take tkincjiy to our references 10 Asniana Da- nana belt weaer. Some people just don't like bananas. And just as Ol gunnjsiae wasjroing xo do the neighborly thing ari Snd a couiJJe of? buckets of Ashland sunshine ovePto them. Was jst a bit afraid thy ould get gen erous inretuxn withQsacksf smog." - w Poor, gloomy3ld Sunnsyide. Well, fce did get off a good yarn abouf sthe man wh9 droflj aiowly o'and carefully aome through? pea-soup fog iprgsum- w ably no5 in Ashlandf finally found his driveway, and drove into his garage. Just as he re-J laxed after thecoj?deal. cViAll Something hit lh back 6f his ear. "Get out to roefre a tongue jhingfrom a mal for not signalling on making a step, fiunny id thjs man couldn't Me whf) she n, but that when she learned where he eas and what shf d done. the red glow from her face penetrated even ke fog. o o o L Deputy. Sheriff Glenn Wright says.he likeSoi" M-T, fte peo pie who work oif the (paper, ancr all, but he woridWs how come he never1 gets his name in the paper. 0 O O "It doesn't really rgaiter," he says, "except that people keep asking ici if I ever anything here ... It raises a prertiS em barrassing situation hen my wife sees the nSrfie of another deputy I waa working with in the paper, bwt not mige, ana sne itarts asking questions Q - "0 Another ejieriff'e officer, Sgt. Paul-SBettiol. invited a young womafto ou for coffee c the other day, and es they fin ished he acquired an embar rassed looked sid($ie didn't have any moaiey 8rJ him.CShe paid the bill, hjomenis Jeter he 'ituck jils hand In his pefket Q and pulled "oub el dollar bill. "Gee, look what rjfoigid," he said smugly. o V?e gaceived a nice reiea from the Rational Congress 4. Parents and Teachers, last wee' sugestig that a gde on a train would be a swell present Jor small childjen inOthis car and plane age. o 0 We'redintble to fig-e out why the gftuj) senf'it to Metfford, though. Haven't they heard? o ii inmiistive 10 - year 0 aacaikig hfe fathesthe ote odea what thgahrase. To be TeaeedQ meant. Wfk was told teat it meant to be bnBjigfcl upo or "raised" The young manOthonanted lo know if it p. was the kind of upbringing whwrg spanking was ed. q o o ,. voune ftan i ouCS staff dasied into the office the other day, threw himseii demn in a chair at a typewriek-pand pound- fed out tlae following rfitssive, la- beb d sretsnck": o o'The lack of off-stiel park ing isn't the Ug thing that should worftr downun nrchants. If they really tant more business $1 they have to do $ pfc9ide off street ftjundrftuses where the SP tcan play train all day, instead of El-OlJ , traftic hat couldn't Ug to ofi-street marking spaces FLD ;. , y $he Western Forestry and Conservation Association mail Qed us a piece entitled "West ern F oQr e s 1 s Are On The Marc.'o ae suspect that the writer had been recently read ing Macbeth in which the . woods of Dunsinane crossed tfie landscape to spell the doom of the king.o o sad comment overheard from a co-worker as the &irist- maj shaippiPigpseaon got weU under way: "My vgfe shops on the charge andarr basiso' Aicu olucf Di'mI Use Tribune Want Ads o o o o o o' o
