Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, June 28, 1956, Image 21

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Newspaper Page TextOn The Side By E. V. Durling (Distributed by King Fajtvret Syndicjr.. Inc.) At times I feel my racing sys tem may not be capable of sup porting me in my old age. Of course, there is nothin? wrong with my system. It is the per centage it may have to battle against. The mutuel "bite," now 15 per cent, may rise to 20. That would be an insurmountable ob stacle for even my system. G. B. Shaw once said, "write plays, young man, they will keep you in your old age." That also goes for sonjs. So, I think I will write several plays and a few songs and not burden my racing system with supporting me in my old age In the manner to which I have become accustomed. I will start off with a play with a court trial background. That is the best bet for playwrights who are more interested in money than art. I cannot recall a period in Broadway history when there was not at least one such play on the list of hits. Right now we have two "Inherit The Wind" and "Witness For The Prosecu tion." As for the song, I will follow the advice of that highly successful music publisher, who said, "write a song that a fellow can sing to his girl while danc ing with her." Always Th Brldn Who Is the youngest woman In "the U.S.A. who has been mar ried the most times? How about Mrs. Juanita Deere of Oklaho ma, who is 33, and has been married 17 times? Mrs. Deere became a mother for the first time at the age of 11. Last I heard of her she was consider ing taking an 18th husband! Asking Queries from clients. Q. How old is Barbara Huttnn, how many times has she married, how much did she inherit, how much has she left of her Inheritance? A. Barbara, now the Baroness Von Cramm. Is 43, she has been mar ried six times. She inherited $28. 000.000. Don't know how much she has left but she very recent ly said to a reporter. "I still have loads of money." Q. What is the origin of the name of that thor oughbred called "Sometime Thing"? A. It was Inspired by the song in the George Gersh win opera "Porgy and Bess" titled "Woman Is A Sometime Thing." Gifts "Beware of the Greeks when they bring gifts." Who first said that and why? It referred, of course, to the ancient Greeks. I wonder if it would be fair to apply this warning to modern Russians. Anyway, when Rus sia's representatives. Bulganin and Khrushchev, recently visited Great Britain, they brought gifts for Queen Elizabeth and Mrs. Anthony Eden. These gifts were sable stoles, each estimated to be worth $42,000. Diet Sir Robert Ho Tung, late Hong Kong multimillionaire, ate the same meal three times a day. For breakfast, lunch and dinner Sir Robert had a bowl of rice and watered milk. Some diet, what? However, it must have its good points. Sir Robert lived to 90. Lot Machin. Have you a son who has ac cepted some young woman's pro posal of marriage? How certain is he the marriage will be a suc cess? Nearing perfection at the celebrated burden neurological institute of Bristol. England, is a machine that will be used to determine whether or not two people will get along as husband and wife. It will measure their compatibility. The inventor is Dr. W. Grey Walter. It is a high ly scientific instrument and its inventor resents very much hav ing it referred to as "the love machine." Naming Baby What is the extent of your ability to think up names for babies? Are you frequently called on for such help from young couples? How quickly could you give a female child an "alphabetical name"? Such a name is one which includes names beginning with every letter in the alphabet in alpha betical order. For example a graduate of the Pellaston High school in Michigan was named Althea Beverly Carol Diana Eva Felice Greta Harline Joanne Karen Laquita Maurine Naomi Orpha Patricia Queenie Rebec ca Shirley Teresa Una Valeeta Wanda Xella Yolanda Zoe Kal- hofen. Now you try to figure out an "alphabetical name," not using any of the names afore mentioned. The Family Council Riilror'a Note: The Family Connrll eon!tt of a )ndr, P'rrhlatrlft. . nwnpap.r editor. womrn'l pare editor and two newspaper writera. Theee consult with elerrymen of mil la.ttha and denomination!. All letter! are held In complete confidence. K. M. My son can't stick to i a job. Peter M. Why stick when you're not getting anywhere? K. M My son Is 22 and has been out of the service more than two years. In that time he must have had about 100 jobs. Some have lasted a half day, others as long as six weeks. In the end he always gets into an argument with someone or starts coming late so he'll get fired. He claims there is no opportunity for advancement at the jobs he takes, but he has hod jobs with friends of mine, who were will ing to give him opportunities if he had the patience to do some menial, discouraging task for a time. He is building up a terrible job record and soon nobody will be willing to employ iim. I think there is something wrong with the boy and he may need psychiatric treatment, but he re fuses It. e e e Peter M. The "opportuni ties" my father's friends have been willing to give me have all been in businesses I don't care for. I just seem to have had some bad luck with jobs and my fath er is trying to make a mental case out of me because of it. Why stick to a job when you are net getting anywhere? I can size up a job pretty well by now and I can tell whether it's worth sticking to. I don't mind menial work if I can see something a't the end of it. e e Tha Council: Peter certainly shows immaturity in his ap proach to the job problem if he thinks he can size up a job and its opportunities in the short time he devotes- to each of his enterprises, but his father is probably being too hasty about wanting to hustle him off for psychiatric treatment if the job situation is his only reason for doing so. Peter's conduct is fairly typi cal of a young man who is flounV dering career-wise. It is possible that he simply wants to experi ment in different fields. If this is the case he should acknowl-' edge it to himself and his father, and decide in advance that he will give a reasonable minimum to each of his undertakings. That minimum must certainly exceed six weeks. If Peter gets into arguments with people on his jobs, it is possible that he is bored and seeking some diversion. Because he lacks incentive and direction ne can i get interested In any thing he is doing although mere are uiraouoteaiy oppor tunities all around him. Peter should try to get some vocation al advice. The achool from which he was graduated may be able to help him, or a clergyman or social agency in his community may be able to direct him to a reliable vocational counseling service. Once Peter has something like a career goal and a plan for training himself, either through study or on-the-job training, he should be able to stick to a job as long as it is advantageous to him from a realistic point of view. If he doesn't, it may then be worth investigating his men tal and emotional problems. (Copyright 19SB. General Feature Corp.) West Coast To Start New Service on Coast West Coast airlines will start a new non-stop service between North Bend-Coos Bay and Port land and new direct service be tween Seattle and Ephrata-Moses Lake with an intermediate stop at Wenatchee effective July 1, airline officials have annound. There will be only minor changes on four southbound flights from Portland to North Bend-Coos Bay, two of which continue on to Medford and Klamath Falls. No changes are anticipated on three northbound flights between North Bend Coos Bay and Portland, two which originate at KJamath Falls and Medford. Cherokee Indian chief Stand Watie, the last Confederate offi cer to surrender at the end of the Civil War, is buried in a cemetery near Grove, Okla. SHOP and V SAVE for the WEEK-END f MARKET 1 1202 North Riv.nid. OPEN EVERY L NIGHT TIL fg&. MIDNIGHT Theyll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo PS c"0 rovnt' OUT LOUD'Y DfLdL ME JUST ONE H4WD I dH Pt-4Y WITH, WIU.V4?MREE HOURS,; lkin T UVEM'T WON A R7T VET.'&OB) HIGHEST IVB M4D ALL. NIoKT lo a oao nc -rcpvt;..firsu I DON T MIND LOSING, (SOB? IP I OKLy GET J A UTTLE ACTION- r-r&dfJS4S IS AT IT I jlfiiiw REPDGE THE ftMf'S OVER HE'LL 1VWE CRIED HIMSELF ! I WTO EVERY CHIP OH THB T4BLE-- (OCOWOH EYE.' AfiD WHEN HE WIHS.HE BELLYACHES ABOUT &MH& IT TO UNO-E WHISKERS- "AS IF . "rfS THE SOUdKIKlG, AXLE WOT GETS THE I 6BE4SE. HE'S SNIFFLED AU APARTMENT HOUSE . AND A YACHT OUT OF- THAT GAME' ACTION!' HE SAYS-vH HE WOULDN'T BET ) I PAIR OF ACES BACK TO BACK UNLESS HE SAW THE OTHER TWO ON THE FLOOR Listening to the weeping willie of the club poker game as he softens up the boys KM? ANOTHER KILL s 7Unx mo 4 tip of 7Wt rral HATLO MMT TO Thursday- Juno It, 1958 MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUHI FTO OSC Students Taking Summer Training Corvallis Eleven Oregon State college students from Med ford will attend military sum mer camps this year as part of advanced training toward re serve commissions. Robert L. Allord, Richard E. Padgham, Lewis G. McLaren, Jerry D. Lambo, and Alfred L. Leavitt will attend Army ROTC camp. Orlin M. Stansfield, Rich ard H. Crain, Macy E. Over street, Robert O. Walker, and George Thomas Jones will take Naval ROTC training this sum mer. Bruce M. Parker will receive advance Air Force training. Ninety-nine Oregon State men are taking summer Army train ing; 37, Air Force; 77, Navy; and 14, Marine corps. OSC is one of the few colleges in the country offering ROTC training in all branches of service. 9 USE TRIBUNE CLASSIFIED ADS! fIS$ll I -J LI C N A EM T j T i s h! a ndjr L -fHlJ I l TIIt1r InkS "TaKI p i 3 pJMtIr y nKp. I P IaItIeIrDIM lolvl Hp A FASCINATING NEW KIND OF CROSSWORD PUZZLE! Lots of fun. Enter today-you may win $32,000 paid by JOY, the liquid that makes dishwashing almost nice! Qip this entry blank along th broken line JOY'S NEW "TRICKSTER" PUZZLE J Your Name. I (Pleasa PRINT. Um pencil Ink blurs) Address. Oty Zon Prist first letter at yeor hit wine ia this Wax NOTE: Bt lurt to rood oD rules carefully be fore sending In this entry blank. Complete panli by filling in letters to form the words you think best lit the does. Clip and mail to "Die Trickster'', Box 1, Cincinneti 1, Ohio. En tries must be postmriud so later thai midnight Aotjost i, 1951 a OnM.UUL.l i "vj oi Hjuiu il ut: i "trace'or I I '""ys'v 4. 7. 9. 10. 11. 12. 14. IS. 17. 20. 22. 23. 25. 28. 30. 31. 33. 34. 35. 86. CLUES ACROSS Is it BILLOW, PILLOW or WILLOW? (Right answer is in this ad and on the Joy carton and can). One needs morality to be . First half of a number under ten. One usually associates this with religion. Mild as is, JOY gets you away from the dishpan fast. To engage, as gears. Man's title of respect. . First half of the word "cent". This fellow may clip you. Animal that is caught by a wili not necessarily be killed. Step on the gas and away go! Bashful. A man is paid for what the public sees of his work. Eager. When you wash dishes with JOY, wiping is necessary. Cook will be pleased if she hears that guests at big dinner party praised her . Poisonous snake. Very small. Properly behaved lad who forgot to take swim suit to beach party for boys and girls will want to go in where girls are not around. To show to be true. CLUES DOWN 1. Man who wishes to a claim has to be sure of his ground. 2. There was a time when this was frequently used to keep out water. 8. Self-centered talker who monopolizes the af ter dinner interlude will pay little attention to the of other guests. 6. You always get a when you hear a lively song. 6. A good must be careful not to offend with his language. 8. Serious student of seed plants may be inter ested in the root of this. 9. New Instant JOY makes dishwashing almost 12. Commissary officers will be especially involved when fighting men are Here comes "The Trickster again to give you another crack at some big money! "The Trickster" is JOY'S exciting new kind of crossword puz zle. It's simple. Great fun. And worth a cool $32,000 to you if you get the right solution. Most of the puzzle, as you can see, is filled in already. All you do is fig ure out the missing letters from the clues. But look out! "The Trickster" is clever. Take 26, Down, for in stance. The clue is, "It's generally hard for anyone to TRA E stolen property." Should it be "trade"? "Trace"? Or does some other word fit the clue better? Only one word is right in each case. The fun is in figuring it out. Got your thinking cap on? Then read the rules carefully and get going. You may be the one to walk off with the $32,000 cash! EASY RULES FOR WINNING 13. If weather bad, it's not unusual if sma.'J vessel in port. 16. Parents may not be pleased to learn then daughter was seen to valuable things that didn't belong to her. 18. Shoemaker's tool. 19. Those in charge of long parade may have to their instructions from time to time. 21. To remove household goods to a new resi dence, one usually will send for a moving 24. With new Instant JOY, you just wash. and drain dishes ! 28. It's generally hard for anyone to . stolen property. 27. Merrier. 29. Drugged. 32. If a healthy child begins to act dull and spirit less, teacher may suspect is the cause of the trouble. (Abbreviation) 33. Reverential regard. 1. PRINT dearly In the puzzle the letters you think will form words that best fit the clues. After you have filled in the puzzle, PRINT your name ond address clearly on the entry blank. Be sure also to print the first letter of your last name in the box provided. Entries must be postmarked no later than midnight August 6, 1956, and must be re ceived no later than August 20, 1956. Mail aH entries tot 'The Trickster", Box 91, Cincinnati 1, Ohio. 2 You may submit as many solutions to this puzzle as you desire, using official entry blanks. With each entry send a boxtop from any size bottle of JOY (if you hove one) or a facsimile copied from any source Oft enclose a separate sheet of paper on which you have copied the number from the bottom of any size JOY can, which now may be seen at your store. In this ad are pictures of the New Milder JOY bottle carton and can. 3 Carefully study the dues before writing your answers. The right solution requires the most ap propriate and suitable word in each blank. The fudges will determine which word is the most ap propriate ond suitable to the clue in each case. The judges have been appointed by Procter & Gamble to consider all entries and select the prize winner. Decisions of the judges are Anal. 4. Procter & Gamble will pay 532,000 for the . right solution to this puzzle. If no correct soMion h received, the most nearly correct seMfon, hated; on the number of correct words, will be the winner. One prize will be awarded. In the event of ties, a se pa rote "Trickster" pus zle and sentence for completion, "Joy makes dish washing olmoif nice because . . . (25 words or tese) . . . ", will be mailed to those who have tied. Ne JOY boxtop or can number will be required with a lie-breaking entry. Entries m the tie-breakmf contest will be judged on the basis of the puzzle. In the event of ties, the prize money will be paid to the tying entrant whose sentence for completion is judged most apt, original and sincere. 5. Entries limited to residents of the can Knee tol United States (including Alaska) end HaweX, except employees of Prcc'er & Gamble, Ht ad vertising agencies, ond their families. Government regulations apply. 6. Alt entries become unquarrftedly the prop erty of Procter & Gamble for any and all pur poses. No entries returned. Except for incidental, uncompensated help from family and friends, entries must be wholly the work of the persca m whose name the entry is submitted, and wff be disqualified for outside professional or eompew sated help. Mechanically reproduced facsimiles or pumbers are ineligible. The winner or tyinfl entronts will be notified by mail about 9 weeks after oil entries ere received. CLUES ON 1 TO HELP YOU WIN Procter & Gamble's new JOY is the liquid that makes dishwashing no, not fun but almost nice. Takes the greasy smell and look and fed out of dishwater. Gets the job over quick, leaves your "dishes sparkling clean. And it's milder than any other lead ing liquid gentle to your hands. JOY saves you money, too. Penny for penny it does more dishes than anything else. Just one capful makes nice-smelling suds billow up. You try it. Get JOY today in the nice new can or the gay bottle.