On The Side
By E. V. Durling
(Distributed by King Fajtvret Syndicjr.. Inc.)
At times I feel my racing sys
tem may not be capable of sup
porting me in my old age. Of
course, there is nothin? wrong
with my system. It is the per
centage it may have to battle
against. The mutuel "bite," now
15 per cent, may rise to 20. That
would be an insurmountable ob
stacle for even my system. G. B.
Shaw once said, "write plays,
young man, they will keep you
in your old age." That also goes
for sonjs. So, I think I will write
several plays and a few songs
and not burden my racing system
with supporting me in my old
age In the manner to which I
have become accustomed. I will
start off with a play with a court
trial background. That is the best
bet for playwrights who are
more interested in money than
art. I cannot recall a period in
Broadway history when there
was not at least one such play
on the list of hits. Right now we
have two "Inherit The Wind"
and "Witness For The Prosecu
tion." As for the song, I will
follow the advice of that highly
successful music publisher, who
said, "write a song that a fellow
can sing to his girl while danc
ing with her."
Always Th Brldn
Who Is the youngest woman In
"the U.S.A. who has been mar
ried the most times? How about
Mrs. Juanita Deere of Oklaho
ma, who is 33, and has been
married 17 times? Mrs. Deere
became a mother for the first
time at the age of 11. Last I
heard of her she was consider
ing taking an 18th husband!
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. How
old is Barbara Huttnn, how many
times has she married, how much
did she inherit, how much has
she left of her Inheritance? A.
Barbara, now the Baroness Von
Cramm. Is 43, she has been mar
ried six times. She inherited $28.
000.000. Don't know how much
she has left but she very recent
ly said to a reporter. "I still have
loads of money." Q. What is the
origin of the name of that thor
oughbred called "Sometime
Thing"? A. It was Inspired by
the song in the George Gersh
win opera "Porgy and Bess"
titled "Woman Is A Sometime
Thing."
Gifts
"Beware of the Greeks when
they bring gifts." Who first said
that and why? It referred, of
course, to the ancient Greeks. I
wonder if it would be fair to
apply this warning to modern
Russians. Anyway, when Rus
sia's representatives. Bulganin
and Khrushchev, recently visited
Great Britain, they brought gifts
for Queen Elizabeth and Mrs.
Anthony Eden. These gifts were
sable stoles, each estimated to
be worth $42,000.
Diet
Sir Robert Ho Tung, late Hong
Kong multimillionaire, ate the
same meal three times a day.
For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Sir Robert had a bowl of rice
and watered milk. Some diet,
what? However, it must have its
good points. Sir Robert lived to
90.
Lot Machin.
Have you a son who has ac
cepted some young woman's pro
posal of marriage? How certain
is he the marriage will be a suc
cess? Nearing perfection at the
celebrated burden neurological
institute of Bristol. England, is
a machine that will be used to
determine whether or not two
people will get along as husband
and wife. It will measure their
compatibility. The inventor is
Dr. W. Grey Walter. It is a high
ly scientific instrument and its
inventor resents very much hav
ing it referred to as "the love
machine."
Naming Baby
What is the extent of your
ability to think up names for
babies? Are you frequently
called on for such help from
young couples? How quickly
could you give a female child an
"alphabetical name"? Such a
name is one which includes
names beginning with every
letter in the alphabet in alpha
betical order. For example a
graduate of the Pellaston High
school in Michigan was named
Althea Beverly Carol Diana Eva
Felice Greta Harline Joanne
Karen Laquita Maurine Naomi
Orpha Patricia Queenie Rebec
ca Shirley Teresa Una Valeeta
Wanda Xella Yolanda Zoe Kal-
hofen. Now you try to figure out
an "alphabetical name," not
using any of the names afore
mentioned.
The Family Council
Riilror'a Note: The Family Connrll eon!tt of a )ndr, P'rrhlatrlft. .
nwnpap.r editor. womrn'l pare editor and two newspaper writera. Theee
consult with elerrymen of mil la.ttha and denomination!. All letter! are held
In complete confidence.
K. M. My son can't stick to i
a job.
Peter M. Why stick when
you're not getting anywhere?
K. M My son Is 22 and has
been out of the service more
than two years. In that time he
must have had about 100 jobs.
Some have lasted a half day,
others as long as six weeks. In
the end he always gets into an
argument with someone or starts
coming late so he'll get fired. He
claims there is no opportunity
for advancement at the jobs he
takes, but he has hod jobs with
friends of mine, who were will
ing to give him opportunities if
he had the patience to do some
menial, discouraging task for a
time. He is building up a terrible
job record and soon nobody will
be willing to employ iim. I
think there is something wrong
with the boy and he may need
psychiatric treatment, but he re
fuses It.
e e e
Peter M. The "opportuni
ties" my father's friends have
been willing to give me have all
been in businesses I don't care
for. I just seem to have had some
bad luck with jobs and my fath
er is trying to make a mental
case out of me because of it. Why
stick to a job when you are net
getting anywhere? I can size up
a job pretty well by now and I
can tell whether it's worth
sticking to. I don't mind menial
work if I can see something a't
the end of it.
e e
Tha Council: Peter certainly
shows immaturity in his ap
proach to the job problem if he
thinks he can size up a job and
its opportunities in the short
time he devotes- to each of his
enterprises, but his father is
probably being too hasty about
wanting to hustle him off for
psychiatric treatment if the
job situation is his only reason
for doing so.
Peter's conduct is fairly typi
cal of a young man who is flounV
dering career-wise. It is possible
that he simply wants to experi
ment in different fields. If this
is the case he should acknowl-'
edge it to himself and his father,
and decide in advance that he
will give a reasonable minimum
to each of his undertakings. That
minimum must certainly exceed
six weeks.
If Peter gets into arguments
with people on his jobs, it is
possible that he is bored and
seeking some diversion. Because
he lacks incentive and direction
ne can i get interested In any
thing he is doing although
mere are uiraouoteaiy oppor
tunities all around him. Peter
should try to get some vocation
al advice. The achool from which
he was graduated may be able
to help him, or a clergyman or
social agency in his community
may be able to direct him to a
reliable vocational counseling
service.
Once Peter has something like
a career goal and a plan for
training himself, either through
study or on-the-job training, he
should be able to stick to a job
as long as it is advantageous to
him from a realistic point of
view. If he doesn't, it may then
be worth investigating his men
tal and emotional problems.
(Copyright 19SB.
General Feature Corp.)
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West Coast airlines will start
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airline officials have annound.
There will be only minor
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continue on to Medford and
Klamath Falls. No changes are
anticipated on three northbound
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Coos Bay and Portland, two
which originate at KJamath
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Thursday- Juno It, 1958
MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUHI FTO
OSC Students Taking
Summer Training
Corvallis Eleven Oregon
State college students from Med
ford will attend military sum
mer camps this year as part of
advanced training toward re
serve commissions.
Robert L. Allord, Richard E.
Padgham, Lewis G. McLaren,
Jerry D. Lambo, and Alfred L.
Leavitt will attend Army ROTC
camp. Orlin M. Stansfield, Rich
ard H. Crain, Macy E. Over
street, Robert O. Walker, and
George Thomas Jones will take
Naval ROTC training this sum
mer. Bruce M. Parker will receive
advance Air Force training.
Ninety-nine Oregon State men
are taking summer Army train
ing; 37, Air Force; 77, Navy; and
14, Marine corps. OSC is one of
the few colleges in the country
offering ROTC training in all
branches of service.
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Poisonous snake.
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18. Shoemaker's tool.
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29. Drugged.
32. If a healthy child begins to act dull and spirit
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