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G o SIX MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE Thursday, December 8, 19S3 leash. Remove the Jacket only when the time comes to pull the store Santa's whiskers. Money How .to spend it: The best method is the straightfor ward honest one. Barge in and spend what cash you have. Then charge things up to the store's limit. Then kite a few checks. Then get a floor plan of the store and commit to memory just where on each floor are the things you want; this is for working stealthily in the dark. J Use a burglar's Jimmy to 'let yourself in at night. Start at the top floor and woitfc your way down. Original How to be: Your friends will expect you to give them something different. And so will your cousins and your sisters and your aunts. This year, buy mustache cups for all the men on your list, and hand cranked - milk churns for th women. Convenient Index Form Lists Ways To Make Christmas Shopping Easier By H. D. QUIGG United Press Correspondent New York (U.R) Only 14 more shopping days till Christ mas and they'll getcha if ya dont watclcput. Here are some helpful shop ping hints on how to parry the perils of aching-arch alley, listed in convenient index form. Clerks How to attract their attention: Be polite, but be prepared. If at first the clerk doesn"t notice you, don't stand there glowering and muttering. Remember the Christmas spirit. Look pleasant. .Relax. Then when, at last, the salesgirl says, "Who's next, please!" pull out a moose horn, sound a blast in her ear, and say softly, "Why, I am, Honey." Crowded Couniers How to reach them: Don't try to elbow your way in. You'll never make it. Bring your own neighbor hood team, with a husky line and fast backfield. The split-T is an excellent lineup to use. With practice, you can open a quick hole through, a solid mob five-deep, mate a purchase, and filled a galvanized bucket with shop, buy a dog or cat carrier the suitcase kind with a han dle and with a little barred door in front put junior in it, shut it, and leave it parked there while you shop. Tell the clerk to give him a little water from time to time. If you must take him with you, put him in a strait jacket and lead him by a gin and soaked his aching feet in it for an hour before he went to bed. Next morning, they never remembered what they did the day before. Gifts How to choose them: Use a ouija board. Junior How to handle him: Go to the department store pet get away to attack -another counter. Teamwork does it. Elevators How they run: Bluemoon schedule. Use the stairs. Feet Comfort of: The late tap dancer Bojangles Robinson used to say that every night he ROCETERIA YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH! o BIG FREE PARKING LOTS Ask About Extended Free Parking for Other Downtown Shopping (ErBCDCTTTE SIXTH AND GRAPE STREETS OPEN 7 PAYS A 0 WEEK UNTIL jf P.M. MORE TIMEfor CHRISTMAS HH 0 in I D P REPITI 0 PI LIVE MODER OPEN EVERY NIGHT UNTIL 9 O'CLOCK Along with Christmas shopping and other holiday preparations, you women folk are press ed for time more than at any other season. Well, you won't be if you will accept this suggestion: visit the frozen food delicatessen at the MEDFORD Groceteria. There you will find a wide variety of complete meals meals prepared by the world's best cooks, so reason ably priced that your food costs will not be increased. You will save all advance prepara tion work. Just heat them as instructed on the package no dishes to wash, no pots and pans to scrub. You will save so much time that your shopping and Christmas preparations can be done so leisurely that time will no longer be a factor nor shopping fatigue dreaded because of evening household work to follow. Live Economically, yet approach Christmas fes tivities rested and refreshed by taking advan tage of the MEDFORD Groceteria's Frozen Foods Delicatessen. hicken hicken icken icken Chicken ock Wimlock Wimlock Wimlock W ets Wmgs reasts vers i is ryer WIMLOCK C g Mb. Box, 4 Boxes V WIMLOCK Mb. Box, 4 Boxes WIMLOCK 1-Lb. Box WIMLOCK 1-Lb. Box WIMLOCK ryer 1-Lb. Box Mb. 8-oz. Mb. 12-or. 69 59 69 89 2-!b. 4-oz. 51.09 $1.19 ryer ryer Fill the Deep Frreeze with Your FAYEIE PIECES for Less Than Other Meats SPECIAL DISCOUNT To Schools and Churches On BULK CANDIES SERVE CANDY AT HOLIDAY PARTIES YOU SUCH riety of- ROCETERIA? 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