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SIX MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE
Thursday, December 8, 19S3
leash. Remove the Jacket only
when the time comes to pull
the store Santa's whiskers.
Money How .to spend it: The
best method is the straightfor
ward honest one. Barge in and
spend what cash you have. Then
charge things up to the store's
limit. Then kite a few checks.
Then get a floor plan of the
store and commit to memory
just where on each floor are the
things you want; this is for
working stealthily in the dark.
J Use a burglar's Jimmy to 'let
yourself in at night. Start at the
top floor and woitfc your way
down.
Original How to be: Your
friends will expect you to give
them something different. And
so will your cousins and your
sisters and your aunts. This year,
buy mustache cups for all the
men on your list, and hand
cranked - milk churns for th
women.
Convenient Index Form Lists Ways To Make Christmas Shopping Easier
By H. D. QUIGG
United Press Correspondent
New York (U.R) Only 14
more shopping days till Christ
mas and they'll getcha if ya
dont watclcput.
Here are some helpful shop
ping hints on how to parry the
perils of aching-arch alley, listed
in convenient index form.
Clerks How to attract
their attention: Be polite, but be
prepared. If at first the clerk
doesn"t notice you, don't stand
there glowering and muttering.
Remember the Christmas spirit.
Look pleasant. .Relax. Then
when, at last, the salesgirl says,
"Who's next, please!" pull out
a moose horn, sound a blast in
her ear, and say softly, "Why,
I am, Honey."
Crowded Couniers How to
reach them: Don't try to elbow
your way in. You'll never make
it. Bring your own neighbor
hood team, with a husky line
and fast backfield. The split-T
is an excellent lineup to use.
With practice, you can open a
quick hole through, a solid mob
five-deep, mate a purchase, and
filled a galvanized bucket with
shop, buy a dog or cat carrier
the suitcase kind with a han
dle and with a little barred
door in front put junior in it,
shut it, and leave it parked
there while you shop. Tell the
clerk to give him a little water
from time to time. If you must
take him with you, put him in
a strait jacket and lead him by a
gin and soaked his aching feet in
it for an hour before he went to
bed. Next morning, they never
remembered what they did the
day before.
Gifts How to choose them:
Use a ouija board.
Junior How to handle him:
Go to the department store pet
get away to attack -another
counter. Teamwork does it.
Elevators How they run:
Bluemoon schedule. Use the
stairs.
Feet Comfort of: The late
tap dancer Bojangles Robinson
used to say that every night he
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Along with Christmas shopping and other
holiday preparations, you women folk are press
ed for time more than at any other season.
Well, you won't be if you will accept this
suggestion: visit the frozen food delicatessen
at the MEDFORD Groceteria. There you will
find a wide variety of complete meals meals
prepared by the world's best cooks, so reason
ably priced that your food costs will not be
increased. You will save all advance prepara
tion work. Just heat them as instructed on the
package no dishes to wash, no pots and pans
to scrub. You will save so much time that your
shopping and Christmas preparations can be
done so leisurely that time will no longer be a
factor nor shopping fatigue dreaded because
of evening household work to follow.
Live Economically, yet approach Christmas fes
tivities rested and refreshed by taking advan
tage of the MEDFORD Groceteria's Frozen
Foods Delicatessen.
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