Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, November 22, 1934, Image 8

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE EIGHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON". THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1934. Medford Mao. tribune "Cmyom Hi Southirn OrtfM Rod tk Mall Tribitiw" Dalli Eietpt bturdip Published br MEUHIHD FHINTIKU CO. J5-ST.38 N. fit 8L fftons 16 ROBEftt W. HUHU M1W Ad lodcpcodtot Newiptptr Entered u Meood elut aitlar it Utdford Orcfan, under Act of fcUrcb I. UT9. 8IH8CHIPT10N KATES Br Mill Id Attune. DtJly, om rear B.UU Dtllr. -U month..., 3. To Dally, oh montb... '0 Br Carrier la Adtuie M.forfl Athlaod, JaetuMirlUt, Central Point, I'boenlx, Taliot, bold Bill and on Wgh-aff. Ua.ll, OM rear 1800 nail. al rannthf . 1.15 Dallr, one monto in 0 All terms, eun la adfanea. Offletal paper of toe City of Uedford. Official paper of Jackaoo Count. MEMBEH Or MB AMOCIATCU PKE88 fteeelTlnt iTull Leased Aire Sertle Toe Aitoelated Pren la eicluilttlr tntlUed to tba uaa for publication of all oct dUpaterjtt credited to It or otberUe credited to ulf papea and also to lb local orvi Dublhbed oereln. All r1f.hu for publiciUoo of iptdal dlspatdm barelD are ! resened. UEMBEH Or UNITED PKEM ifEMHKH OF A1IDI1 B 11 HEAD Of C1UCUUTIOSS Adnrttftnf KepreatnUtltes U. C. II Of JENSEN k COMPANY Office ID Ne York. ChleafO. Detroit, Sab franclieo l-nt AncelM Seatllt Portland. MEMBER Ye Smudge Pot By Art qui ran?. The esteemed OrcgonUn Appeared here yesterday In "new drew" and "make-up." Veteran readera have not been ao pleasantly hocked ilnce the day a possessor of set of landmark irhlskere showed up clean-ahaven. a Without delay, the sympathy of this county should be extended to Kitsap county, Wash., where a politi cal mess, an unsolved mass murder mystery, and a "Public Betterment League" are all fermenting at the aame time. Recommended for entertaining and Informative reading la "Utopia Un limited." by Oeorge Creel, in this week's l4ue of the Saturday Evening Post. The article diagnoses the re cent get-somethtng-for-nothlng gid diness that swept California, and eliminated the author as a Demo cratic aspirant for the governorship. The conclusion of the article, deal ing with the financial receipts, causes the suspicion that the old folks are victims of both bad bookkeeping and demagogues. "TORTl'RK TESTED." (Red Blurf (Calif.) News) We read detective stories with- j out becoming detectives. We have read the Bible some, but have no desire to be a preacher. We are a fiend for cow boy stories, but we don't want to be a cow boy. We have read republican news papers all our lives, and we attll remain a democrat. Interest continues high In bowl ing circles. Bowling la harder work than plowing, but more sociable. The participants yell at each other like a couple of lawyers. The first signs of winter have ap peared snow on the mountain tops, and stock Ingles girls on the back eeat of motorcycles. "Henry Junge, Charles Thomas, K. Johnson, the McCarthy brothers. Wtnfleld Brancroft and several others butchered a hog Thursday on the Lynch place," (Orleans Cal.) Jot tings) There Is no use trying to do anything If you are short-handed. VICIOUS police dog that will pro tect your poultry. See him at 1031 Newport. (Want Ad Bend Bulletin) The modern version of the Hon and the lamb. t t The new chief of police of Port land has Innovated a public spesktng course for policemen. The idea was to teach the minions of the law how to orate with "proper gestures." Only 39 of 415 policemen felt any de sire to further glut the oratorical market. The need of the course is not apparent, unless there Is a theory that the wicked flee from a speech, aa well as when no man pursue th. 01' RH Ol T OF WH ACK, ALSO. The letter "E" la the moat un fortunate character In the English alphabet, because It is always out of canh, forever In debt, never out of danger, and In hell all the time. "E" Is never In war. and alwaya in peace. It Is the beginning of exist ence, the commencement of ease and the end of trouble. Without It there would be no rest, meat, life or heaven. It Is the center of honesty, makes love perfect, and without it there would he no fdttore, devils or news. (Barnes (Utah) Times) Old Age Pensions OXE of the first duties of the 1935 legislature should be to amend the present state old age pension law, so that it will no longer be a snide and a sham. The present law provides pensions, but it provides no money with which to pay them, The law is also so hedged about with red tape and restrictions, that its benefits, even where money has been made available, can be enjoyed by only a small per centage of those rightfully entitled to them. The Mail Tribune has become convinced that the principle of old age pensions is sound, not only from a humanitarian but from an economic standpoint. If financed by contributions from business and payrolls, assisted by liquor revenues, such a system will not add to the present tax burden, and at the same time will go far toward securing a permanent and satis factory solution of the unemployment problem. If all people over' 60 or 65 years of age were provided for today in Jackson county, the local relief problem would be relatively easy to solve. And as business conditions improve the approach to no serious relief problem at all, would be greatly accelerated. . . This paper is convinced that some practical and adequate system of old age pensions is an essential feature of a "new deal" not only in this state but throughout the country; not Only as a relief measure during the depression, but as a permanent feature of a new social and economic set-up. IT THE classified pgj on bring to gether the aundered end, of a, die aembled gun, nd eo make glad the heart of an honeit newapaper worker. It can do ANYTHING. So the next time you get Into trouble over aome tblng you've loat, bring your troubles to ue. Miit. ItapttMn. rtipulnr , HA7.ENMORB, Saak. (UPI Maaa baptism, are coming Into style here. Mr. and Mra. Henry Hoehier were the flmt to think of the Idea. They had two children of their own to be baptlred and thought that their neighbora might have a few, too. So they aent out Invitation, to them to bring their offapiing along. When the minister arrived, he found 80 children. He baptleed them in ft body. . . ALBANY. Ore., Nov. 33 (API William Portmlller. 74. ft merchant here for nearly half century, died yesterday. He waa a member of the board of trustees of Albany college. post he had held for so yeara. George Creel and Townsend Plan TTTE hope those who favor the Townsend old age pension plan and many do will read the statement by George Creel m Tuesday's paper, and also his article in this week's Saturday Evening Post. Mr. Creel is an enthusiastic New Dealer and even listed by California conservatives as a "radical." But he is opposed to the Townsend plan because he regards it as impractical; and from a sound financial standpoint, im possible. He lists it among those visionary projects which Presi dent Roosevelt recently deplored, because they raise false hopes of relief in the hearts and minds of deserving people, and their net result therefore is only to increase disillusion and despair. .... JlR. CREEL in his Post article clearly shows that the Towns end plans providing $200 per month for every person reaching the age of 60 ($400 a month for a couple), would re quire an expenditure of $2,000,000,000 a month or $24,000,000,. 000 a year1! To finance this huge amount would require retail sales aggregating 240 billions for the Townsend proposal is to be financed by imposing a national 10 sales tax. The total retail sales in this country amount to something" like $32,000,. 000,000 a year, so a ten percent sales tax would yield, $3,200, 000,000, or only enough to finance such an old age pension sys tem for about a month and a half I ' Attacking the scheme from another angle the author shows the TOTAL income of all the people in this country last year was less than $40,000,000,000. As less than TEN percent of all the people arc over 60, this Townsend plan would thus give more than HALF of the total income of the United States to only 10 of the people. . " a . IF this opposition to the Townsend plan came from an ultra 1 conservative or reactionary source, it might be discounted as the product of prejudice against all progressive or humani tarian legislation.- But it conies from a pronounced liberal, a strong supporter of President Roosevelt, and an uncompromis ing advocate of the social and economic reforms of the New Deal. NEWSPAPER men must be lucky these daya. Mac Epley waa holding a heavy con ference with thla writer yesterday, and like moat newspaper folk In such situations he had his feet high up on the desk. In thla posture, nlcketa began drip ping out of hla pants pocket, INQUIRY developed the fact that lie had put ONE nickel Into a slot machine and had got 8IX back. Not only that, but he'd had the good sense to quit right there and han; onto the atx nlckela. . Beat that one, If 'yu think yon can. N OTHER member of thla organ!- ntlon, whose .name thla writer fears to mention, waa crossing the Oreensprlngs highway the other day. when he alghted a honker goos on the pavement ahead of him. ' He alowed flown and approached the goose cautlonuely, and . when about SO feet away It apread its wlnga to fly. Now listen to this: It flew right Into hla radiator and broke Ita necc, and he got out of the car, picked It up and put It In the back end and that night he had goose for supper - THEN there'a Shorty Brooks, a . printer In the back ahop, who waa hunting last fall In a heavy fig and off to one side of blm was a Swede with a shotgun In one hand and a Jug of liquor In the other. . A band of honker geese came over. flying low In the fog, and Shorty aweara to thla the Swede dropped hla gun, reached up Into the air. grabbed a goose by the neck, and brought It down and put hla foot on It; all the time keeping a tight hold on the Jug of liquor. - THIS ought to be about enough for one day about the luck of news paper workers, ao let'a atop here. . 4 Personal Health Service By William Brady, M.U. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dis ease dlugiiuDls or treatment Mill be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped 4 If. addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number ol letters received only a few can tie an swered. No reply can be mnrie to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Or. William Brady, 283 LI fa ml no. Beverly Hills, Cel. GOOO BYE TO GOOD 01-0 GARGLE Inconsistent people teach or believe that what they call "colds" are .-lit a to bad weather, dampness or drafts, yet advise or use antiseptic gargles for prevention or treatment. Granting an an tiseptic solution destroys s e r m s the popular prac tice of using an antiseptic gargle la really altruis tic. It tenda to prevent the spread ol the Infection to other per sons. So far as such treatment con cerns sore throat, rhinitis or what ever the ailment may be, one might as well use the medicine to wash down the sink. The germs causing the sore throat have Invaded the tissues and are beyond the reach of any antiseptic. However, members of the Wiseacre family derive a sense of righteousness from gargling, as they do from a mid-week bath. Gargling is not only painful but objectionable when there Is a severe sore throat. It la objectionable be cause It Btlrs up things when, In the presence of acute Inflammation, absolute rest Is Indicated. An instructive stuay of the value of garbling has been made by Drs. William Snow and J. E. Stern, who made a series of X-ray films of sub jects In the act of gargling with a thin liquid suspension of barium su' phate (which gives an X-ray shad ow). Some gargled violently: some Just tilted the head backward to al-; low the liquid to run as far back-1 ward as possible without gargling. The pictures showed that with all three methods of gargling the tongue Is firmly pressed against the soft pal ate In such a position that the liquid cannot reach the anterior pillar, those folds of mucous membrane bordering the tonsils In front. Only when a subject Interrupted hla garg ling to take a breath of air, did a small stream of the liquid leak past the pillars to be swallowed. The same Investigators observed the effect of Irrigation. The liquid was allowed to run through tubing from a container 18 Inches above the level of the mouth, from a narrow Irri gating nozzle or tip. X-ray films of this showed that the liquid thorough ly bathed the entire surface of the throat and the apace behind the nasal passages as well; In fact, some of the fluid escaped through the nose. With this method the swal lowing reflex was not Invoked. So It 1 time to say good bye to gargling. Many good physicians have long since made a practice of prescribing gravity Irrigation Instead of gargling Irrigation la always more effective for children with nose or throat in fections, such as scarlet fever, diph theria, tonsllltls, rhinitis or sinus itis. To the uninitiated It la aston ishing how tolerant a sick child, even an Infant. Is to Irrigation through the nostril. The agreeably warm me dlclnal solution la simply allowed to run gently Into one nostril and re turn through the opposite nostril as the child lies on one side, then the other. QUESTIONS AM ANSWERS Doctors Listen . . . you kindly sent recently for Injection one for hydrocele, two for hemorrhoids and four for hernia. All are doing well and finding health without going to hospital for opera tion. I am becoming more and more enthusiastic about Injection treat ment of hernia, especially In older men with direct hernia, a type In which surgery falls in 40 per cent of cases. . . . (Letter from a medical Mrs. Willette Tells How She Lost 30 Pounds in 3 Months No More Headache No More Backache No More Dizzy Spells Mrs, Arthur Willette of Ferndale. Mich., writes: "Just started my 4th Jar of Kruschen. First I want to tell you I lost 30 lbs. in 3 months. I we 1 ghed 1 84 now I we lgh 1 54 and still want to lose 25 more lbs. I fesl better than I have for 10 yrs. I used to have headaches, backaches, dizzy spells, heartburn, but don't any more. I have 3 friends taking It and It's helping them too." If you wrnt to get rtd of ugly, un healthy fat which saps vitality, short ens life and makes you look old and unattractive you want to possess & healthy figure with slender fem inine curves take half a level tea spoonful of Kruschen Salts In a glass of hot water first thing every morn ing. Kruschen Is the safe, healthy way to reduce approved by phy sicians a Jar costs only; a few cents and lasts 4 weeks at Jarmln's Drugs or any drug store throughout the world. Kruschen Salts AT ALL DRUGGISTS It's the LITTLE DAILY DOSE th.t Does It- colleague of the highest standing). Answer. Some of you old tlmera, bending backward In your puerile no. tlon of what la "ethical," "acceptor." or fishy, should snap out of It and give the public the benefit of recent advancea In therapeutlca. County, atate and national medical societies, academlea and all that, are fine. I'm for 'em and of 'em. But It Is a poor dub who leta the boys who run these med ical societies of oura do hla thinking for him. Kirk I Have habit of taking two or three glaasea of carbonated water before so. lng to bed. Some one, told me It la not good for me. (B. H. O.) Ana. Carbonated water, sparkling water, soda water, ecltzer, fliz, charg ed water or whatever you prefer to call It, Is not advisable for habitual use. It stimulates Increased secre tion gastric Juice. Habitual use causes hyperchlorl-hydrla, excessive' acidity of atomach. Predisposes to gastric ulcer and stomach gaatrltla. Make It plain tap water, and your habit la a healthful one. For occasional Indul gence carbonated water Is all right. WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE WITHOUT CALOMEL And You'll Jump Out of Bed in the Morning Rarin' to Go If yon feel sour snd sank sod the world looks punk, don't swallow a, lot of wits, min er I water, of), laxative candy or chewing gum and expect them to nuke you auddenly sweet and buoyant and full of unabine. For tbey can't do it. They only move the bowels and a mere movement doesn't get at the cause. The reason for your down-and-out feelinc is your liver. It should pour out two pounds of liquid bile Into your bowels daily. If this bile is not flowing freely, your food doesn't digest. It just decays in the bowels. Gas bloats up your stomach. You have a thick, bad taste and your breath is foul, kin often breaks out in olemishes. Your bead aches and you feel down and out. Your whott system is poisoned. It takes those good, old CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS to fet these two pounds of bile flowing freely and make you tee) "up and up." They contain wonderful, harmless, gentle vegetable extracts, amazing when it comes to making the bile flow freely. But don't ask for liver pilla. Ask for Carter's Little Liver Pills. Look for tbe name Carter's Little Liver Piils on the red label. Resent a substitute. 25c at drug stores. 0 1931 C. M. Co. HIMWWIII.IJIIIIM -" lltl bW V. I.V his pronouncement of Tuesday last published in the Mail Tribune, Mr. Creel called on the Democratic party of Cali fornia to heed the growing dissatisfaction and discontent in that state, as exemplified by the vote for Epic and Upton Sin clair. He stressed tho fact this vote was not a Mcrriam victory as much as it was a Sinclair defeat ; not in any sense a reaction ary verdict, but only a repudiation of unsound schemes of social reform. And in the following statement Mr. Creel enunciated a most important truth: "To atlgmatlr.e Justifiable unrest aa communism, and to attempt to evade conslderatlona of economlo Ills and abuses by " framing a red ecare la cruel, dishonest and Incredibly stupid." Mr. Creel favors an old age pension system, as well as some plan of unemployment insurance. His quarrel with the Towns end plan is that it goes too far, holds out roseate hopes that can't be realized and therefore to advocate it only delays the time w hen a sound and workable old ago pension program can be made available to the people of that state and the country. We believe that all people who will carefully study the details of the Townsend plan, and the present financial condi tion of this country, will come to the same conclusion, that the Townsend plan "listens well" but that in actual practice, it can't be made to work. Flight 'o Time (Uedfurd and Jackson Count History from the riles of Tht Mall Tribune of ZQ and 10 Yeni. TEN VEARS AGO TODAY November 22, 1024 There will be no Christmas day deliveries of mall on rural router, the post of flee department orders. jSn (f& li blow out OLii I 3 PROTECTION y NON-SKID XSAFETY y Hearing Is order upon a reduction of assesed valuation and farm lands in Jackson county. A cold, dense fog envelops the val ley. The mercury drops to 40 de grees at noon. Wanderers reported seeking food and money at back doors of many homes In the early morning. SAF Charles Chaplin, star comedian of the movies, heads for altar and will marry Llta Grey, young film star. Local stores report several cases of shoplifting. Otnal rites spoken for Mrs. Hurtl ing, wife of an ex-presldent. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY November 22, 1014 American troops evacuate Vera Crus after seven mouths' occupatlor Get Ready for Wet, Slippery Weather EQUIP YOUR CAR WITH NONSKID HIGH QUALITY Roughnecklsm had another Inning Saturday night, when bad eggs wert-1 thrown at the special car carrying , the Ashland rooters, by village cut- j ups whose acta have been noticeable for some time paat in petty vandal- ; Ism. Nothing was hit but the side of . the car. The local high school will ! send an apology to the Ashland school j for the misdeed, and If the culprit? : are caught punishment will be In flicted. I Germans resume battle on westrrn front at two points. Comment on the Nezvs Da By FRANK JKSKINS HERE'S one to pa.te In your hat; Joe Plgney, who skippers the sport page of the Klamath rails Her ald, waa hunting- ducka recently In Klamath lake, and by one of thow mishaps that occur to sportsmen he lost th, butt-end of his take-down shotgun over the edge of the boat Ir. deep water. What he said Isn't a part of this record, but If you chooe you may us, your Imagination. - BUT Joe. being a new.paper man. didn't lose hope. He put a det ained ad In the paper, describing the mk of gun. the part of It that was loat, and Intimating delicately, al though not putting Into words, hts sorrow over the loss. H, didn't expect, of course, that anyone would go diving Into the lak. seeking to recover the loat gun butt. In order to asauage the sorrow of a bereft newapaper worker, but h, did have , eneaajng hope that aomewhere In the great Klamath country there might be aomebody who had the front end of that kind of gun but lacked the bark end. (Only a new.paper man, of course. ano pernapa only a sporta editor. DON'T LET COMMON CONSTIPATION DULL THE JOY OF LIVING Kellogg's All-Bran Brings Relief Constipation takes the sunshine oat of your days. It may bring headaches, losa of appetite and energy, sleeplessness, sallow skins, pimples. Fortunately, you can avoid this could have th, supreme optimism I condition by eating a delicious ce real. Laboratory tests show that KelloRg's All-Bran provides two things needed to help overcome com mon constipation: "bulk" and vita min B. All-Bran is also a rich source of blood-building iron. The "bulk" In All-Bran is much j like that of leafy vegetables. With in the body, it forms a soft mass. run. a kindly-appearing gentleman "7- intestinal came through ths door of th, offHc j carrying the butt end of a takedown How much better than dosing shotgun, and upon eiamlnatlon It yourself with patent medicines, proved to be the butt end of the kind j Two tablespoonfuls of All-Bran of ahotgun Joe needed. daily are usually sufficient. With He waa not only a klndly-appearlrg each meal In chronic cases. If se men but a Juet and reasonable one riously ill. see your doctor A LL for he offered either to sell his end ; Bran is not "cure-all.' or buy Joe . end. and In th. cours-j c,t th. rd nd reon psck.ge of time h. and Jo. got tog.th.r on a ,t M,d. by K(cw 'la BatU. Creek. lMmi MORE) EUKfGFUELED Tires Now! You get the limit of your money's worth in safety and riding comfort. KELLYS are different from other tires. THEY'RE 6 TIMES FORTI FIED AGAINST WEAR AND BLOWOUTS. Car owners have learned to expect more from KELLYS, and they are getting it this year to an even greater degree than ever before. Change to KELLYS today. They cost no more. and th, faith In th, happy ending 0! all trlbulatlona to believe such a thing: which, on the (ace of It, t, about aa Improbable as th, election of a Republican to office In trlr Democratic year of grace). 4t UT Jos, faith In the classified page waa JUSTiriED. 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