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PAflE SIX MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFOKD, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 1932. Medpord Mail Tribune "Imront In Southtrn OriflM mm IM Mill tribune" Dal). Exwpt Balufdaf PubiUlMd bl HtDroKD mimixu oo. Slits N. Hi M. II0BEK1 'tt. UUHU Ullot e. L. KNAIT, Mtwn AO Indapandeot Netnpaitff Enlsrad u Hcoml elaae aaattar tt Orlton, uoda Act H Man t, 18ft. sctwciiF'niui hatm H Mall lo Adiaoea tuilj, nu IT. oo Dtllf, swots 16 B) CarrtM. 1a AdlaMS Melford. AUUul. JiekvoorUI. Central Point. Pboanls, TatMt. Uold Bill and oo Himiijv Dill), booUi to Dalit, oot rear f.BO All tsrma, cub lo adranea. Official pepcf ol tht Clij of aledford. Official pan. of Jaekloo Count. HEMHKK Or THE AKOOCIATEU fKtM Battling luli Leuad Wlra Berries Toe aiaoelated rim Is eielualfl. tntltled to tbi ot foe puslleatloo of all oewe dlipatebaj eradltad lo tt of othervlta credited lo Uila pap. and also to Um local ota puhllihed berela All rltbta for publlcaUoo of epeelal dLftpateb. baralo ara also raaaned. ntujitu or UNITED PUKsa UIMRItH Or AUDIT BUUEAO OP CIHCULATIONB Adfertlilnt KaprMtotatliaa a C. IllKiENSF.N 4 COMPANT OfNeee to Nee Vork. Ulriio, Dclrolt. Si franc aeo. Loo Angela., Seattle. Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry As a matter of fact, the "School For Scandal," In these parts la University. There la not enough misery in the traoea and a san Franciacac writes a poem, president. urging urner .or The equinoctial atorm arrived yes-, JounTb ot b.nd" 4 jr-OSSIP, we rereat, is natural-as natural to grown-ups as tha wrong 7-spot, at a bridge party. J fnjry ties flre to the young. It is the never-ending quest Th. tin oll-.qu.rt erected b, John ' ' or romance, the craving for something new; it may even be, Bocitefeiiow at hia Main stem ga ' more than love what makes the world go round. ur.rb.t4-d.aybu"r!:! But it ISN'T information. It ISN'T news. Above all it is Tat during tha Oreal War when half . something to TASTE, not swallow; to LISTEN to, not act Si"SS no The girl put up a plucky ftirht and In the end the bandit waa over powdered. (Oakland Tribune). And, had hia eyebrowa plucked. Negotiation ara underway forievep or wherever it appears, awa.nnlnir an ftflO dos for an Eaater bonnet, and a aide of bacon. J B. Caddie waa downtown yeaterday i armed with a Hat-Iron. "I have talked to a number of people about different things and find they agree with me," said Mr. Q. WHEN EDITORS WRITIIK Eugene Reg later -Ouard) Up until the preaent, 1 have believed the ah ad to be the nar rowest between the eye of fJl Clod's creature, considering Ita alee; now, I have my doubts. If ' you have a spare photo of the editor of the Corvallla Oaeotte Times, would you send it to me? There are enough spring chicken fries available right now, to make the Orange halls bulge with Port land politicians, now only full of messages to the voters. ' Pes Tlvant are laughing at a story about a mule, and same has gained wide circulation. The atoty was form erly attaohed to a Scotchman, Henry Ford, Almee Sempie McPherson and Clara Bow, and has a familiar twang. Congress threatens to slap a heavy tax on the exclusively rich. The measure ehows that the rich cad squeal louder about taxes, than the poor. . DEATH'S STINO EXTRACTED (Darktown, Ala., Pra) With the subtle sweep of a meandering stream the Qrim Reaper unleashed his scythe and slashed the last breath from the beloved belle, Hattle May Nedd. Hattle was a typical girl and modern, too. She enjoyed dances, picnics, magaclnes, cards and chocolate-covered cherries. Three tents have been pitched by transients on the banks of Bear creek. They will probably be original and call their settlement, "Hoover Tllle' Both the Japanese and Chinese grnerals have barred professional singers of both sexes from the fight ing tones. The Oriental leaders should i h1 ire thst war la war, and take Its terrors as they come, All the early 10S1 crop of babies have learned to wink, and are ex hibiting their accompllshmenta to all comers, and thus amuse callers and their Maws. Talking has not been hit by the depression, so their Is plenty of It. The talking is done with the tongue, a muscle located inside the face. U Is fastened at one end. and La loose at the other. It la looser In some people than In others. The report that some tongues are fastened In the middle and are lo at both ends Is not so, even though tt does sound like It. t A Nash district miner, walked clear across the lobby Wed. eve, and then mtsed the cuspidor. Two or three local couples of the male persuasion, are so mad at each other nothing will ever cement their broken friendship, but two or three drinks together. New spuds are on the tapis. Here Is one vegetable the Older Olrls can't put on a piece of lettuce and call it salad. The Unitea States has more then W per cent of the world s otei of S4.67ft.0OO motor vehicles, according to toe Chicago Moo dub, An Appeal to Reason TTHE human animal haa been a gossiping animal ever since the first Pithecanthropus hung by his tail and chattered ot his fellow Pithecanthropus in the neighboring tree. So any attempt to eradicate such an ingrained habit, is bound to fail. As long as we humans have breath in our lungs we are going to chatter and chiefly about things that are inter esting but untrue. fJECAUSE this gossiping habit ha'., recently brought a real disaster to this community, and unless it is checked will bring more, we have been beseiged on all sides to compose a stirring editorial against it and thus bring this back-yard and street-corner whispering campaign to a halt. We are always flattered by such requests. They imply a certain power of the press, which this cynical and skeptical age, has been inclined to deny. Nevertheless, while we would like nothing better than to put a stop to this irresponsible convinced it can't be done. The habit is too deeply imbedded in human nature, and at the present time 'there are too many people who have nothing else to do. Solemnly adjuring our fellow townsmen to stop talking, would be no more effective than whistling against the wind. WE DO believe, however, the ill effects of this mischievous chatter can be minimized if not actually removed, by substituting an appeal for silence by an APPEAL TO REASON. True man has always been a gossiping animal; (and woman, according to Genesis even longer than that) also true that man has not always been a reasoning animal. In fact reason ing has only "been in" so to speak, about 50,000 years, and in some localities its arrival even in 1932 has been doubted. BUT there is no doubt about Medford and the Rogue River VnllAv. Thia sedtinn nf the earth's surface is chock full of reasoning and reasonable people. SO IT IS TO THEM THAT WE APPEAL. We are not j gojn(, to asij t)lem to stop talking let this great out-door and in-door sport, go merrily on, to reeognize it ag gossjp an(j That's all. i "Pbn; to greet not with a frown, Our recent trouble was not attitude TOWARD it. Future trouble can bo prevented, not by trying to eliminate gossip (what would Main Street be .'fn Ui.f ! inn k rrnvir.tnr. hv rPOncrtllZlllLf it. wlieil fvWlllUUl JlI UU IV vim " MfcN 1 II UbhtMt Vi wi jg enHV o recognize, 1 this and they say that I , Sure " they say it'.' but are they saying wlia't is true? That's all. Merely APPLY TO THE PASSION FOR TALK, and gossip, as far as a menace to the public welfare is concerned, disappears overnight 1 Q.E. P.! SPEAKING of the superiority of Rogue River tomatoes and tomnto juice, here is some outside confirmation that our local pride in this direction is justified. In tho March number of the "Oregon Merchants Magazine" published in Portland, Mr. Q. J. McPherson the managing edi tor, entitled his leading editorial "Tomato Juice." After commenting upon the marked growth in tho popularity of this breakfust drink, and calling attention to the marked progress in improving its flavor, the editor concludes as fol lows : "The writer la ot the opinion that the Juice of the Oregon .. Rogue Valley tomato la superior to all eaetern brands. We ara boosters for Psottlo Cosst tomato Juice, and especially Rogue Rlver " Coming from Fortland, nnd from the official publication of the Oregon Retail Merchants association, this is high praise indeed 1 Communications The Boomerang To the editor : I wonder If those who repeat Idle gossip reslly comprehend the disas trous effect of itt vicious Influence to th. indlvldusl or Institution. I won der how msny people Investigate or make any effort to obtain the facta before repeating some wnispeiea com ment or unfavorable report. I won der It those responsible for suoh street gosklp fully appreciate the sin ister Influence of rumor that has culminated In the destruction of one of the very cornerstones of our finan cial structure? This Institution haa been one of the aupportlng factora In the up building and development of our city and community for over forty yeare. An Institution that haa faithfully co operated with other Institutions ot like kind In being a real temple of service to Individual as well as the advancement of all civic betterment. The loea ot eucn an Institution Is terrible trlbufi to pay to "dame rumor" and her cohorta. Tha honor and Integrity. Intelli gence and good Judgment of the per sonnel directing the management of the Jackson County bsnk should have In Itnulf given the lie to euch mallei- ota rumor, but It seems that thene go for naught In the mind of the gossip vendor spreading his vicious snd Infect'.ovts venom. We hsve es perlenred the passing of an old com munity friend, an Institution thst haa served Ita patrona faithfully and well for over forty reare. and when the aad lnformstlon was made known on the bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon, thouunda of loval patrons gathered about Its portals and man. tested their respect and confidence in an orderly and good humored manner. rortunately our city haa other In- stltuttons of like kind with men of Intelligence, honor snd Integrity di recting their destiny, men that have (ha welfare of the individual and and destructive chatter, we are we are merely going to asK tnem not mistake it for information. but a smile Hnd then pass on. due so mucn to gossip; as our " n r and GIVING IT THE TREAT- 'You know, they say"1 they say THE FACULTY OK REASON community at heart and In exchange for their faithful service and counsel we can well afford them our good will and unfaltering confidence. Now that we have had the oppor tunity of experiencing the tragic re sults ot whispering rumor, would it not be wise to turn a deaf ear to destructive comment, the apreadlng of which will always prove a boom erang that will bring only Buffering and loea In the end. JNO. W. JOHNSON. Medford. March as. Sams Valley SAMS VALLEY. Ore.. March 34. (Special) Mtas Mary Ed in (ft on la recuperating in Grants Pass from a tonsil operation. D. W. Beebe of A (rat was here Monday looking for two very young calves that had left their corral. The runaways were found two days later at the Raymond piece, after an absence of two days without food. Mr. snd Mrs. J. M. Dodge end children of Medford vUlted the O T. Wilson family Sunday and spent the afternoon gathering lambtongues. Smudge pots are being put out this week In the Van Hoerenberg orchard. v i W. w Bdlngton and daughter. Mlas Mary, were guests at the cele bration of the golden wedding an-! nlversary of Mr. and Mrs. Delph Beebe at Central Point rrlday even ing. Considerable eicltement was stirred I up here Sunday afternoon whennew! of the con dlti or ot the Jackson i county bank waa telephoned. The I line waa kept busy for more than( an hour between the many parties sffected. A woman attorney IP St. Louis was fined $1,000 ror filing fake personal Injury suit. The federal government ill be aked to help terrace Indian lands In Seminole county, Oklahoma. Today By Arthur Brisbane Houses With No Tax, Dippy D's $200, . 12 Cents to 5200,000,"? Devil Fish, Wild Cats, Etc, Copyright King Features Synd., inc MIAMI BEACH, Fla., March 23. Conspicious citizens of Florida, including Carl Fisher and Edward C. Romfh, presi dent of the Miami First Nat ional bank, advocate a change in real estate taxation that in terests every region. They would exempt from all taxation the house in which a man lives, up to a certain value on house and land, suggesting, reasonably, that a man should have somewhere on earth a place that really belongs to him and his children, as long as they last, once he haa paid for it. The suggestion, if carried out, would bring millions to live In Flor ida. It presents a pleasant change from other plans that would compel every American to spend his life pur sued by tax gatherers, with no hope this side of the undertaker's em balming department. In Florida, men t.i'ro business as it is, philosophically, cheerfully. When you have survived a real estate boom, created 99 per cent by men from out- I side the state, the explosion of that j boom, a big hurricane and the Medi terranean fly, little things, do not excite you. Some true stories of the land boom days should be preserved for In struction and warning. A -concern decided recently to sell two Miami lots. In the nearby business section, at preaert reasonable prices, for fif teen hundred dollars above a mort gage of two thousand. Records show ed that the lots had been sold dur ing the boom for four thousand dol lars, tlx thousand, twenty thousand, fifty thousand, and the last sale on which the buyer pa'.d down twenty thousand - cash was for NINETY THOUSAND DOLLARS. Now, everybody having come to earth again, the lots are sold for fif teen hundred dollars with the origi nal two thousand dollar mortgage on them. Nobody ever paid that. Some day they will be worth twen ty thousand, because they will bring good Interest on that amount of money. Another story, by Mr. Romfh. A man whom be knew slightly, later known as "Dippy D," came to the bank saying: "I suppose you wouldn't lend me one hundred dollars to see If I can get started?" Mr. Romfh said he would. "I suppose you would not make that two hundred dollars, so that I can bring my wife down from Jacksonville?" Mr. Romfh eatd he would make it two hundred dol lars. ' With that two hundred dollars "Dippy D" performed wonders in the boom. He "ran himself up to mil lions of dollars worth of transsc- tlons," during the course of which I he got rid of his original wife snd ! acquired a new yuunger one. Eventu ally he Jumped from a steamer In mid-ocean, thus cancelling all mort gages. On the other hand, as A. D. Lasker of Chicago remarked today In his fine house at the edge of the ocean, While prices are not what they were, there are Improvements. "For Instance, before Csrl Fischer and others developed this Mlsml beach front, not so long ago, you could buy land along here. Including this land on which my house and that of John Herts next door stand. for twelve cents an acre. Tou can't buy it now for one thousand dollars an acre, and you never will be able to buy It as cheaply as one hundred thoussnd dollars sn acre." To have land go from fifteen hun dred to ninety thoussnd dollars and then drop to thirty-five hundred dol lars does seem discouraging. On the oter hand, to havo land go from twelve cents an acre to two hundred thousand dollar and stay there, Is NOT discouraging. And when you own real estate you are your own board of directors, and don't have to worry about what some other board of directors Is doing with your property. Much might be learned by profes sional financiers In New York and amateur banker In Washington by consulting Mr. Romfh, head of the nr.. National bank here. During the boom excited crowds piled seventy-seven million dollar In cash Into his bank. He ssw that pile ot cash dwindle to twelve mil lion dollars, and a line fire or six blocks long outside his bank waiting to draw out money. He shows you a photograph of that line framed in his Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed letter pertaining to personal neaitn and hygiene, not to diaeaae diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr Brady u a atamped self-ad-dreaaed envelope ta enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink Owing to the large number of letter received only a few can be answered here. No reply can be made to querlea not conforming to Instructions. Ad dreaa Or. William Brady In care of The Mall Tribune. THE ROLLING 'I'telT Sorry there Is not enough time to review last lease u today, children, but IX anything In today's leason puzzles you at all, you might dig up the paper for this day week and the is sue for this day fortnight and go over the first and second les sons of the series on the role of the beUy as an organ of circu lation. In modern practice we have some functional tests which give much more Information, In some cases, than a physician can elicit In the ordinary way. A familiar one, which Is fairly simple for the layman to understand. Is the breath-holding test. A healthy person at rest can hold his breath 40 seconds or per haps a bit longer In some clrcunv stances. If you find you cant hold out for 40 second by the watch, there's certainly something wrong with you not necessarily your heart. but anyhow your circulation Is in efficient and you ought to consult physician about It, whether you can conjure up any symptoms not. If you feel silly about going to the physician for such a thing, here Is a perfectly good alibi say nothing about your little test, but Just tell htm you want a general health examination by way of check up or Inventory. Then leave It to the doctor to discover if there Is anything wrong. For years I have been advising folks to roU somersaults regularly, night and morning, as a first rate substitute for ex rcire. A lot of old fossils, lay and professional, have considered this absurd. Some of them, particularly the professional ones, have expressed themselves In the medical Journals about It. Still I keep on rolling, rolling, right mer rily or rather I keep on keeping our readers doing so. Perchance a few old subscribers will remember the Brady Symphony a set of exercises I devised. A rendition of the Brady Symphony consumed 16 minutes a day. all told. One can roll oneself a half dozen somersaults forwards and another half dozen or the same six back wards In less than two minutes. I do not mean to Imply that It is pos sible to get the benefits of 15 min utes exercise from two minutes' somersaulting. But in one way the Somersault auqua has It over the Symphony guys who won't work office. He paid everybody that came, did not rediscount the notes of any client, and la still In the banking business, shock proof and fool proof He can tell you how the well meant working of the federal reserve sys tem has caused thousands of small country banks to go to pieces. Such a man as Eugene Mayer, Jr., head of the federal reserve, who combines, as someone has well said, ability with character, might talk to Mr. Romfh about small bankers and small busl ness men and householders that de pend on them. - In the words of the old show-man, "Bear in mind and remember," that this column does not advise you to buy real estate, here or anywhere else on earth. But It does advise you to explore your country thoroughly, Including this extraordinarily beau tiful and brilliant Florida peninsula, and the city of Miami, which will be one day to aviation what Chicago Is to rstlroads. You learn from Frank B. Shutts, who owns the Miami Her ald, that Miami Is already the world's greatest flying city, (he spot whence passenger and mall traffic radiates to all the Americas south of us. Men, Interesting and Intelligent, come here to spend their winters In sunshine instead ot fighting draughts snd colds. In the north. Cyrus H. K. Curtis has his big yacht, the Lyndonta, anchored here. Nearby are other yachts which indi cate that not all currency Is hoarded, There 1 big yacht belonging to Alfred P. Slon, Jr., head of Oenersl Motors; another that belongs to Chief Engineer Kettering of Oeneral Mo tors; many other big yachts and houseboats. If the pursuit of pleasure, sport In any form, Interests you, fishing, shooting, thla Is your country. One young man from Dr. Mather Abbot's Lawrence vllle school, here for the Easter vacation, hoped that he might catch a sail fish. The first day with the renowned Captain Tommy Qlf ford, he caught one six feet long, and many other fish. He got two more fish even bigger the eecond day. At this moment he li oft to the deptha ot the Everglades, one hundred end fifty miles away, with Indian guides, looking for wild cats that weigh up to fifty pounds, aua hoping to find & pent her. an animal thst grow big ger lb Florida thsn anywhere else, according to guide. From th Kvergladea h will hurry to a reef off the coast of Cuba, where devil fish tlghteen feet acrcs have been seen, end "road bill" sworrifish are plentiful. In the Everglades are alligators, easy to shoot, but hard to FOR' BELLY-TONE. will roU their own, and a roll is better than a loaf any time. I commend the somersault habit par ticularly to the older boys and glris the older you feel or look the bet ter. But I want It distinctly under stood, I shall not be responsible for broken necks, punctures by hair pins or safety or other pins, loss of meals or any other casualties. Before you try somersaulting, you had better find out what a somer sault Is, and I don't mean Webster's version. If you don't think the Somersault auqua a silly business, write In and Inclose stamped enve lope bearing your address and ask for Instructions. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS, Doctor to Doctor. Wish to thank you for the great benefit I have received from your pamphlet on breaking the constipa tion habit. Had taken cathartics 10 years, tried dieting and exercis ing without avail. Dropped all laxa tives as you advised, and after three dayB, JUBt as you said, nature took hold and I have had no difficulty since and never imagine I need a laxative. Can't understand why physicians don't give patients such advice. I had consulted many ot the finest physicians In the state and none of them mentioned lt Just gave me diets and exercise which would not help . . . Dr. -Veterinarian. Answer Equal parts of science and horse sense. Worthless Testimonial. I wrote you about headaches and you told me of calcium lactate which proved a Godsend and X will always remember you In my nightly prayers . . . Mrs. C. C. Answer Well, I suggest that we waive my portion of your prayers some evening and take the time to write again and tell me something about your headaches, their charac ter, history, etc. Otherwise your testimonial Is meaningless. In the Dark of the .Moon. Once more the Incomparable Dr. Brady has been wrong. Please tell those little movie extras, Gertrude. Kitty and Helen, that they can make their eyelashes grow long and thick by trimming the ends slightly every month In the dark of trie moon. I don't know what the moon has to do with It, but something. Samantha S. Answer As Amos would say, 1 ain't a-goln' to do It. If the girls want to try It they must do it en tirely on the say-so of Samantha S., who doesn't even algn her own name, (Copyright John F. DUle Co.) recover, as the animal Insists on slid ing off the bank Into the water when shot. You hunt at night, use a flash Ugtht and you know you have met an alligator when you see two other flash lights. His eyes shining at you, he foolishly turns toward the flash light. Not a dull place this, for the young In search of excitement. It Is also a good place for those that are older, as Mr. Rockefeller, who spends every winter here and Is long past ninety, will tell you. You ought to see this place In win ter, the coast of Maine In summer, the Pacific const from San Diego to to Seattle all the year round, and the wonderful Oulf coast with Its fertility, Including the trop ical Isthmus of Texas, which will soon produce more grapefruit thsn any other place In the union. Everything In America Is worth seeing and you should see everything. 'VMM pvj rrv 3-2 "It's spring In Spain!" cries Puffy "or perhsps It's Spain tn iprlng? Well, any wsy you look st It, Its quite a plessant thing. It won't be long and here's a thought that makes me aid all over Until I shsll become that a-lng of kings, a Pig in clow." Olendale J. H. Walker and O L. Musrraves. Portlsnd. plam ing to establish paint pigment mill here. Roeebwrg Conat.-uctlon of 115.000 building to house new grocery busi ness announced by J. C. Whltaker. southern Oregon groceryman. Newberg Craig Butler completed plans for building small cannery at his home two miles north of here on Cannery road. Mrs. Lsmbert and Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Wslker moved to Location on Lost Lake road and prepartng to open resort. Hood River News. Tillamook Tillamook Bsy ocean Co. cave nhort term option to Charles Thirkell. Portland, for extension de velopments to be made at Byxan. Keed.po:t Channel work to start soon, according to present plan. Flight o Time (Medford and Jackson County History from the Files of The Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Year Ago.) TEN YEARS AGO TODAY March 24, 1022. (It was Friday.) Department of Justice agents on trail of masked and hooded men who gave J. F. Hale a "necktie party." County court declares It "! tired of hearing protests, when the pro testors know it Is too late." Sheriff Terrlll snnounces that "peo ple playing horse around the court house nights, are apt to get caught." Finds secret meetings held. In pump house. Henry Ford comes out for five-day week. Special Agent B. B. Sandefer and 15 special deputies raid cabin on Foots creek and capture pint of moonshine. Rain predicted for next week. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY March 24, 1912. (It was Monday.) No grafting in county offices, grand Jury finds. National Ouard company to be or ganized here. Fletcher Fish, the popular young promoter of the iSchumann-Helnk concert, and a very well known man about town, has departed for Red Bluff, Cal., on business. . Medford urged to build s isllrosd to the Blue Ledge mlno. T. R. claims be lost New Yi-rk prl. mary through Iraud. Lower freight rate on lemons to valley points announced. V parents COME-DOWN By Alice Judson Peale. Helen was the problem child of the first grade. She was wilful and un ruly. She was Inattentive, refusing to learn although obviously bright and capable. When corrected or checked tn any way, she either burst tnt3 tears or sulked the remainder of the day. Called Into conference with the teacher, the mother gave a picture of Helen's life at home. She was an only child, adored by both parents and a grandmother. Always she had been good, a model child, apparently not In the least spoiled by all the attention that had been showered upon her. She had been most carefullv train ed to hslta of obedience, courtesy ana neipiulness. The present diffi culty, the mother was Inclined to feel. must be the teacher's fault. With such a background It seemed to the teacher that Helen's whole school experience must be to her a good deal of a come-down. At home she was the center of everything. There there were no other children to outshine her or to bid for recognition. At school she had to shore the teacher's attention with some two down other children. Here she could not be always first and best Her misbehavior readily might oe Inter preted as her protest against all this. With this as a poslbllity. the teach er tried to help Helen meet her dif ficulty. She gave the child a stood deal of extra attention, special help i men oy wua time was necessary), little errands to do. and libers I praise and recognition for every effort. me naughtiness stopped and Helen began to learn. Gradually tnen the teacher began to wean Helen from her need for special attention by ap pealing to her desire to be a big girl one who surely wanted to be as grown up In her ways as the other children. LEAPS FROM NEW YORK. March It (fP A 33- year-old girl, identified as Laura An derson, died this morning in Mt Sinai hospital after leaping from a window of the luxurious apartment of Philip s. P. Randolph. Jr, althy broker and social regleterlte. Her body wss found In a &.urt be neath the bathroom window o Ran dolph's fifth floor apartm:.t shortly uriane mianignc. A note left In the Randolph apart ment and addressed to "Dear Thomas." told of her regret at "not temg able to keep a promise." and asked that her mother. Mrs Mlleson Smith of Toronto, not be advised of ner suicide. Randolph was not In the apart ment at tne time of the leap, a Minnesota motorists consumed 40,- .104.599 more gallons of gawlme In 1031 than In 1930. Union waitresses in St. Louis have screed to a 10 per cent redaction In wages. Klamath Falls Moes Ladies' store to remodel interior. SiapsYour Cough Or Money Back One swallow of Bronchuiino Emul sion and you get relief INSTAXTLY Unmistakable relief. Another dose an hour latt-r may stop your coueh entirely. Crrumly you won't need mere than half a bottle of this grand old cougn-killer to knock thst cough for goon If you da, you can hsve your mooe? back. Hesth Drug Store. Jarmin to Woods Drug Store, -nd all other (Imt-class dnifeits guarantee it No dope Nothing to upset your stomach. So why cough, couch, couih yourself to pie-f1 Ot Bron chuiine am&on and rkuu. CUP FOR PAPER IN C. OF t EUGENE, March 24. (yP) W. O. Harding, secretary of the Roseburg chamber of commerce, was elected president of the state asoclatlon of chamber of commerce secretaries at the concluding session of the annual conference here Wednesday. He suc ceeds Leonard Gil key of Albany. L. K. Cramb of Bend was elected vice-president, snd E. G. Harlan of Eugene, secretary - treasurer. Mem bers of the board of directors Include Harclj Boone of La Grande. Jim Smith of Corvallls and Earl Reynolds of Klamath Falls. C. T. Baker of Medford was award ed the Christy 'Thomas cup for the best paper on chamber of commerce work written by any secretary at tending the conference. The cup was neld last year by Cramb of Bend. S (Conttuued trum Page One) kidnaper and Involved In the Price kidnaping In Connecticut, has been unaccounted for since the kidnaping. An unsubstantiated report associates Able Wagner with Harry Fleischer. Every effort Is being made to locata Harry Fleischer, so he may be ques tioned concerning his whereabout prior to and at the tlrre of th kidnaping." Many Babies Examined. Col. 8chwarzkopf said several babies reported to be the Lindbergh child had been examined without results, "although some of the likenesses were remarkable." The great Lindbergh baby hunt, unsuccessful after 33 days, threatens to leave the state police broke. Unprecedented expense Involved -in trying to find kidnaped Charles A. Lindbergh, Jr., amounting In its na tlon-wlde phase to probably hun dreds of thousands of dollars, haa hit the law enforcement facilities ot New Jersey particularly hard. Bo hard. In fact, that Col. H. Nor man Schwarzkopf, state police head, told the budget commission his de partment's funds have been "sadlff depleted.' The police expenditures started leaping upward the moment Col. Lindbergh phoned for aid after no found the child's crib empty March 1. Police Spen Money. 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