PAflE SIX
MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFOKD, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 1932.
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Official pan. of Jaekloo Count.
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Toe aiaoelated rim Is eielualfl. tntltled to
tbi ot foe puslleatloo of all oewe dlipatebaj
eradltad lo tt of othervlta credited lo Uila pap.
and also to Um local ota puhllihed berela
All rltbta for publlcaUoo of epeelal dLftpateb.
baralo ara also raaaned.
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
As a matter of fact, the "School
For Scandal," In these parts la
University.
There la not enough misery in
the traoea and a san Franciacac
writes a poem,
president.
urging urner .or
The equinoctial atorm arrived yes-,
JounTb ot b.nd" 4 jr-OSSIP, we rereat, is natural-as natural to grown-ups as
tha wrong 7-spot, at a bridge party. J fnjry ties flre to the young. It is the never-ending quest
Th. tin oll-.qu.rt erected b, John ' ' or romance, the craving for something new; it may even be,
Bocitefeiiow at hia Main stem ga ' more than love what makes the world go round.
ur.rb.t4-d.aybu"r!:! But it ISN'T information. It ISN'T news. Above all it is
Tat during tha Oreal War when half . something to TASTE, not swallow; to LISTEN to, not act
Si"SS no
The girl put up a plucky ftirht
and In the end the bandit waa over
powdered. (Oakland Tribune). And,
had hia eyebrowa plucked.
Negotiation ara underway forievep or wherever it appears,
awa.nnlnir an ftflO dos for an Eaater
bonnet, and a aide of bacon. J
B. Caddie waa downtown yeaterday i
armed with a Hat-Iron. "I have
talked to a number of people about
different things and find they agree
with me," said Mr. Q.
WHEN EDITORS WRITIIK
Eugene Reg later -Ouard)
Up until the preaent, 1 have
believed the ah ad to be the nar
rowest between the eye of fJl
Clod's creature, considering Ita
alee; now, I have my doubts. If '
you have a spare photo of the
editor of the Corvallla Oaeotte
Times, would you send it to me?
There are enough spring chicken
fries available right now, to make
the Orange halls bulge with Port
land politicians, now only full of
messages to the voters.
' Pes Tlvant are laughing at a story
about a mule, and same has gained
wide circulation. The atoty was form
erly attaohed to a Scotchman, Henry
Ford, Almee Sempie McPherson and
Clara Bow, and has a familiar twang.
Congress threatens to slap a heavy
tax on the exclusively rich. The
measure ehows that the rich cad
squeal louder about taxes, than the
poor.
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DEATH'S STINO EXTRACTED
(Darktown, Ala., Pra)
With the subtle sweep of a
meandering stream the Qrim
Reaper unleashed his scythe and
slashed the last breath from the
beloved belle, Hattle May Nedd.
Hattle was a typical girl and
modern, too. She enjoyed dances,
picnics, magaclnes, cards and
chocolate-covered cherries.
Three tents have been pitched by
transients on the banks of Bear
creek. They will probably be original
and call their settlement, "Hoover
Tllle' Both the Japanese and Chinese
grnerals have barred professional
singers of both sexes from the fight
ing tones. The Oriental leaders
should i h1 ire thst war la war, and
take Its terrors as they come,
All the early 10S1 crop of babies
have learned to wink, and are ex
hibiting their accompllshmenta to all
comers, and thus amuse callers and
their Maws.
Talking has not been hit by the
depression, so their Is plenty of It.
The talking is done with the tongue,
a muscle located inside the face. U
Is fastened at one end. and La loose
at the other. It la looser In some
people than In others. The report
that some tongues are fastened In
the middle and are lo at both ends
Is not so, even though tt does sound
like It.
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A Nash district miner, walked clear
across the lobby Wed. eve, and then
mtsed the cuspidor.
Two or three local couples of the
male persuasion, are so mad at each
other nothing will ever cement their
broken friendship, but two or three
drinks together.
New spuds are on the tapis. Here
Is one vegetable the Older Olrls can't
put on a piece of lettuce and call it
salad.
The Unitea States has more then
W per cent of the world s otei of
S4.67ft.0OO motor vehicles, according
to toe Chicago Moo dub,
An Appeal to Reason
TTHE human animal haa been a gossiping animal ever since
the first Pithecanthropus hung by his tail and chattered
ot his fellow Pithecanthropus in the neighboring tree.
So any attempt to eradicate such an ingrained habit, is
bound to fail. As long as we humans have breath in our lungs
we are going to chatter and chiefly about things that are inter
esting but untrue.
fJECAUSE this gossiping habit ha'., recently brought a real
disaster to this community, and unless it is checked will
bring more, we have been beseiged on all sides to compose
a stirring editorial against it and thus bring this back-yard and
street-corner whispering campaign to a halt.
We are always flattered by such requests. They imply a
certain power of the press, which this cynical and skeptical
age, has been inclined to deny.
Nevertheless, while we would like nothing better than to
put a stop to this irresponsible
convinced it can't be done. The habit is too deeply imbedded
in human nature, and at the present time 'there are too many
people who have nothing else to do. Solemnly adjuring our
fellow townsmen to stop talking, would be no more effective
than whistling against the wind.
WE DO believe, however, the ill effects of this mischievous
chatter can be minimized if not actually removed, by
substituting an appeal for silence by an APPEAL TO REASON.
True man has always been a gossiping animal; (and woman,
according to Genesis even longer than that) also true that
man has not always been a reasoning animal. In fact reason
ing has only "been in" so to speak, about 50,000 years, and in
some localities its arrival even in 1932 has been doubted.
BUT there is no doubt about Medford and the Rogue River
VnllAv. Thia sedtinn nf the earth's surface is chock full
of reasoning and reasonable people.
SO IT IS TO THEM THAT WE APPEAL. We are not
j gojn(, to asij t)lem to stop talking let this great out-door and
in-door sport, go merrily on,
to reeognize it ag gossjp an(j
That's all.
i "Pbn; to greet not with a frown,
Our recent trouble was not
attitude TOWARD it. Future trouble can bo prevented, not
by trying to eliminate gossip (what would Main Street be
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this and they say that I , Sure " they say it'.' but are they
saying wlia't is true?
That's all. Merely APPLY
TO THE PASSION FOR TALK, and gossip, as far as a menace
to the public welfare is concerned, disappears overnight 1
Q.E. P.!
SPEAKING of the superiority of Rogue River tomatoes and
tomnto juice, here is some outside confirmation that our
local pride in this direction is justified.
In tho March number of the "Oregon Merchants Magazine"
published in Portland, Mr. Q. J. McPherson the managing edi
tor, entitled his leading editorial "Tomato Juice."
After commenting upon the marked growth in tho popularity
of this breakfust drink, and calling attention to the marked
progress in improving its flavor, the editor concludes as fol
lows :
"The writer la ot the opinion that the Juice of the Oregon ..
Rogue Valley tomato la superior to all eaetern brands. We ara
boosters for Psottlo Cosst tomato Juice, and especially Rogue
Rlver "
Coming from Fortland, nnd from the official publication of
the Oregon Retail Merchants association, this is high praise
indeed 1
Communications
The Boomerang
To the editor :
I wonder If those who repeat Idle
gossip reslly comprehend the disas
trous effect of itt vicious Influence to
th. indlvldusl or Institution. I won
der how msny people Investigate or
make any effort to obtain the facta
before repeating some wnispeiea com
ment or unfavorable report. I won
der It those responsible for suoh
street gosklp fully appreciate the sin
ister Influence of rumor that has
culminated In the destruction of one
of the very cornerstones of our finan
cial structure?
This Institution haa been one of
the aupportlng factora In the up
building and development of our city
and community for over forty yeare.
An Institution that haa faithfully co
operated with other Institutions ot
like kind In being a real temple of
service to Individual as well as the
advancement of all civic betterment.
The loea ot eucn an Institution Is
terrible trlbufi to pay to "dame
rumor" and her cohorta.
Tha honor and Integrity. Intelli
gence and good Judgment of the per
sonnel directing the management of
the Jackson County bsnk should have
In Itnulf given the lie to euch mallei-
ota rumor, but It seems that thene
go for naught In the mind of the
gossip vendor spreading his vicious
snd Infect'.ovts venom. We hsve es
perlenred the passing of an old com
munity friend, an Institution thst
haa served Ita patrona faithfully and
well for over forty reare. and when
the aad lnformstlon was made known
on the bright and beautiful Sunday
afternoon, thouunda of loval patrons
gathered about Its portals and man.
tested their respect and confidence
in an orderly and good humored
manner.
rortunately our city haa other In-
stltuttons of like kind with men of
Intelligence, honor snd Integrity di
recting their destiny, men that have
(ha welfare of the individual and
and destructive chatter, we are
we are merely going to asK tnem
not mistake it for information.
but a smile Hnd then pass on.
due so mucn to gossip; as our
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and GIVING IT THE TREAT-
'You know, they say"1 they say
THE FACULTY OK REASON
community at heart and In exchange
for their faithful service and counsel
we can well afford them our good
will and unfaltering confidence.
Now that we have had the oppor
tunity of experiencing the tragic re
sults ot whispering rumor, would it
not be wise to turn a deaf ear to
destructive comment, the apreadlng
of which will always prove a boom
erang that will bring only Buffering
and loea In the end.
JNO. W. JOHNSON.
Medford. March as.
Sams Valley
SAMS VALLEY. Ore.. March 34.
(Special) Mtas Mary Ed in (ft on la
recuperating in Grants Pass from
a tonsil operation.
D. W. Beebe of A (rat was here
Monday looking for two very young
calves that had left their corral.
The runaways were found two days
later at the Raymond piece, after
an absence of two days without food.
Mr. snd Mrs. J. M. Dodge end
children of Medford vUlted the O
T. Wilson family Sunday and spent
the afternoon gathering lambtongues.
Smudge pots are being put out
this week In the Van Hoerenberg
orchard. v i
W. w Bdlngton and daughter.
Mlas Mary, were guests at the cele
bration of the golden wedding an-!
nlversary of Mr. and Mrs. Delph
Beebe at Central Point rrlday even
ing. Considerable eicltement was stirred I
up here Sunday afternoon whennew!
of the con dlti or ot the Jackson i
county bank waa telephoned. The I
line waa kept busy for more than(
an hour between the many parties
sffected.
A woman attorney IP St. Louis was
fined $1,000 ror filing fake personal
Injury suit.
The federal government ill be
aked to help terrace Indian lands In
Seminole county, Oklahoma.
Today
By Arthur Brisbane
Houses With No Tax,
Dippy D's $200, .
12 Cents to 5200,000,"?
Devil Fish, Wild Cats, Etc,
Copyright King Features Synd., inc
MIAMI BEACH, Fla., March
23. Conspicious citizens of
Florida, including Carl Fisher
and Edward C. Romfh, presi
dent of the Miami First Nat
ional bank, advocate a change
in real estate taxation that in
terests every region.
They would exempt from all
taxation the house in which a
man lives, up to a certain value
on house and land, suggesting,
reasonably, that a man should
have somewhere on earth a
place that really belongs to him
and his children, as long as
they last, once he haa paid
for it.
The suggestion, if carried out,
would bring millions to live In Flor
ida. It presents a pleasant change
from other plans that would compel
every American to spend his life pur
sued by tax gatherers, with no hope
this side of the undertaker's em
balming department.
In Florida, men t.i'ro business as
it is, philosophically, cheerfully. When
you have survived a real estate boom,
created 99 per cent by men from out- I
side the state, the explosion of that j
boom, a big hurricane and the Medi
terranean fly, little things, do not
excite you.
Some true stories of the land boom
days should be preserved for In
struction and warning. A -concern
decided recently to sell two Miami
lots. In the nearby business section,
at preaert reasonable prices, for fif
teen hundred dollars above a mort
gage of two thousand. Records show
ed that the lots had been sold dur
ing the boom for four thousand dol
lars, tlx thousand, twenty thousand,
fifty thousand, and the last sale on
which the buyer pa'.d down twenty
thousand - cash was for NINETY
THOUSAND DOLLARS.
Now, everybody having come to
earth again, the lots are sold for fif
teen hundred dollars with the origi
nal two thousand dollar mortgage
on them. Nobody ever paid that.
Some day they will be worth twen
ty thousand, because they will bring
good Interest on that amount of
money.
Another story, by Mr. Romfh. A
man whom be knew slightly, later
known as "Dippy D," came to the
bank saying: "I suppose you wouldn't
lend me one hundred dollars to see
If I can get started?" Mr. Romfh
said he would. "I suppose you would
not make that two hundred dollars,
so that I can bring my wife down
from Jacksonville?" Mr. Romfh eatd
he would make it two hundred dol
lars. '
With that two hundred dollars
"Dippy D" performed wonders in the
boom. He "ran himself up to mil
lions of dollars worth of transsc-
tlons," during the course of which I
he got rid of his original wife snd !
acquired a new yuunger one. Eventu
ally he Jumped from a steamer In
mid-ocean, thus cancelling all mort
gages. On the other hand, as A. D. Lasker
of Chicago remarked today In his fine
house at the edge of the ocean,
While prices are not what they were,
there are Improvements.
"For Instance, before Csrl Fischer
and others developed this Mlsml
beach front, not so long ago, you
could buy land along here. Including
this land on which my house and
that of John Herts next door stand.
for twelve cents an acre. Tou can't
buy it now for one thousand dollars
an acre, and you never will be able
to buy It as cheaply as one hundred
thoussnd dollars sn acre."
To have land go from fifteen hun
dred to ninety thoussnd dollars and
then drop to thirty-five hundred dol
lars does seem discouraging. On the
oter hand, to havo land go from
twelve cents an acre to two hundred
thousand dollar and stay there, Is
NOT discouraging.
And when you own real estate you
are your own board of directors, and
don't have to worry about what some
other board of directors Is doing
with your property.
Much might be learned by profes
sional financiers In New York and
amateur banker In Washington by
consulting Mr. Romfh, head of the
nr.. National bank here.
During the boom excited crowds
piled seventy-seven million dollar In
cash Into his bank. He ssw that
pile ot cash dwindle to twelve mil
lion dollars, and a line fire or six
blocks long outside his bank waiting
to draw out money. He shows you a
photograph of that line framed in his
Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Signed letter pertaining to personal neaitn and hygiene, not to diaeaae
diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr Brady u a atamped self-ad-dreaaed
envelope ta enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink
Owing to the large number of letter received only a few can be answered
here. No reply can be made to querlea not conforming to Instructions. Ad
dreaa Or. William Brady In care of The Mall Tribune.
THE ROLLING 'I'telT
Sorry there Is not enough time to
review last lease u today, children,
but IX anything In today's leason
puzzles you at
all, you might
dig up the paper
for this day
week and the is
sue for this day
fortnight and go
over the first
and second les
sons of the series
on the role of
the beUy as an
organ of circu
lation. In modern practice we have some
functional tests which give much
more Information, In some cases,
than a physician can elicit In the
ordinary way. A familiar one, which
Is fairly simple for the layman
to understand. Is the breath-holding
test. A healthy person at rest can
hold his breath 40 seconds or per
haps a bit longer In some clrcunv
stances. If you find you cant hold
out for 40 second by the watch,
there's certainly something wrong
with you not necessarily your heart.
but anyhow your circulation Is in
efficient and you ought to consult
physician about It, whether you
can conjure up any symptoms
not. If you feel silly about going
to the physician for such a thing,
here Is a perfectly good alibi say
nothing about your little test, but
Just tell htm you want a general
health examination by way of
check up or Inventory. Then leave
It to the doctor to discover if there
Is anything wrong.
For years I have been advising
folks to roU somersaults regularly,
night and morning, as a first rate
substitute for ex rcire. A lot of old
fossils, lay and professional, have
considered this absurd. Some of
them, particularly the professional
ones, have expressed themselves In
the medical Journals about It. Still
I keep on rolling, rolling, right mer
rily or rather I keep on keeping
our readers doing so.
Perchance a few old subscribers
will remember the Brady Symphony
a set of exercises I devised. A
rendition of the Brady Symphony
consumed 16 minutes a day. all told.
One can roll oneself a half dozen
somersaults forwards and another
half dozen or the same six back
wards In less than two minutes. I
do not mean to Imply that It is pos
sible to get the benefits of 15 min
utes exercise from two minutes'
somersaulting. But in one way the
Somersault auqua has It over the
Symphony guys who won't work
office. He paid everybody that came,
did not rediscount the notes of any
client, and la still In the banking
business, shock proof and fool proof
He can tell you how the well meant
working of the federal reserve sys
tem has caused thousands of small
country banks to go to pieces. Such
a man as Eugene Mayer, Jr., head of
the federal reserve, who combines, as
someone has well said, ability with
character, might talk to Mr. Romfh
about small bankers and small busl
ness men and householders that de
pend on them.
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In the words of the old show-man,
"Bear in mind and remember," that
this column does not advise you to
buy real estate, here or anywhere
else on earth. But It does advise you
to explore your country thoroughly,
Including this extraordinarily beau
tiful and brilliant Florida peninsula,
and the city of Miami, which will be
one day to aviation what Chicago Is
to rstlroads. You learn from Frank
B. Shutts, who owns the Miami Her
ald, that Miami Is already the world's
greatest flying city, (he spot whence
passenger and mall traffic radiates to
all the Americas south of us.
Men, Interesting and Intelligent,
come here to spend their winters In
sunshine instead ot fighting draughts
snd colds. In the north.
Cyrus H. K. Curtis has his big
yacht, the Lyndonta, anchored here.
Nearby are other yachts which indi
cate that not all currency Is hoarded,
There 1 big yacht belonging to
Alfred P. Slon, Jr., head of Oenersl
Motors; another that belongs to Chief
Engineer Kettering of Oeneral Mo
tors; many other big yachts and
houseboats.
If the pursuit of pleasure, sport
In any form, Interests you, fishing,
shooting, thla Is your country. One
young man from Dr. Mather Abbot's
Lawrence vllle school, here for the
Easter vacation, hoped that he might
catch a sail fish. The first day with
the renowned Captain Tommy Qlf
ford, he caught one six feet long, and
many other fish. He got two more
fish even bigger the eecond day. At
this moment he li oft to the deptha
ot the Everglades, one hundred end
fifty miles away, with Indian guides,
looking for wild cats that weigh up
to fifty pounds, aua hoping to find
& pent her. an animal thst grow big
ger lb Florida thsn anywhere else,
according to guide.
From th Kvergladea h will hurry
to a reef off the coast of Cuba, where
devil fish tlghteen feet acrcs have
been seen, end "road bill" sworrifish
are plentiful. In the Everglades are
alligators, easy to shoot, but hard to
FOR' BELLY-TONE.
will roU their own, and a roll is
better than a loaf any time. I
commend the somersault habit par
ticularly to the older boys and glris
the older you feel or look the bet
ter. But I want It distinctly under
stood, I shall not be responsible
for broken necks, punctures by hair
pins or safety or other pins, loss
of meals or any other casualties.
Before you try somersaulting, you
had better find out what a somer
sault Is, and I don't mean Webster's
version. If you don't think the
Somersault auqua a silly business,
write In and Inclose stamped enve
lope bearing your address and ask
for Instructions.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS,
Doctor to Doctor.
Wish to thank you for the great
benefit I have received from your
pamphlet on breaking the constipa
tion habit. Had taken cathartics
10 years, tried dieting and exercis
ing without avail. Dropped all laxa
tives as you advised, and after three
dayB, JUBt as you said, nature took
hold and I have had no difficulty
since and never imagine I need a
laxative. Can't understand why
physicians don't give patients such
advice. I had consulted many ot
the finest physicians In the state
and none of them mentioned lt
Just gave me diets and exercise
which would not help . . . Dr. -Veterinarian.
Answer Equal parts of science and
horse sense.
Worthless Testimonial.
I wrote you about headaches and
you told me of calcium lactate which
proved a Godsend and X will always
remember you In my nightly prayers
. . . Mrs. C. C.
Answer Well, I suggest that we
waive my portion of your prayers
some evening and take the time to
write again and tell me something
about your headaches, their charac
ter, history, etc. Otherwise your
testimonial Is meaningless.
In the Dark of the .Moon.
Once more the Incomparable Dr.
Brady has been wrong. Please tell
those little movie extras, Gertrude.
Kitty and Helen, that they can
make their eyelashes grow long and
thick by trimming the ends slightly
every month In the dark of trie
moon. I don't know what the moon
has to do with It, but something.
Samantha S.
Answer As Amos would say, 1
ain't a-goln' to do It. If the girls
want to try It they must do it en
tirely on the say-so of Samantha S.,
who doesn't even algn her own name,
(Copyright John F. DUle Co.)
recover, as the animal Insists on slid
ing off the bank Into the water when
shot. You hunt at night, use a flash
Ugtht and you know you have met an
alligator when you see two other
flash lights. His eyes shining at you,
he foolishly turns toward the flash
light.
Not a dull place this, for the young
In search of excitement.
It Is also a good place for those
that are older, as Mr. Rockefeller,
who spends every winter here and Is
long past ninety, will tell you.
You ought to see this place In win
ter, the coast of Maine In summer,
the Pacific const from San Diego to
to Seattle all the year
round, and the wonderful Oulf coast
with Its fertility, Including the trop
ical Isthmus of Texas, which will
soon produce more grapefruit thsn
any other place In the union.
Everything In America Is worth
seeing and you should see everything.
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"It's spring In Spain!" cries Puffy
"or perhsps It's Spain tn iprlng?
Well, any wsy you look st It, Its
quite a plessant thing.
It won't be long and here's a
thought that makes me aid all
over
Until I shsll become that a-lng of
kings, a Pig in clow."
Olendale J. H. Walker and O L.
Musrraves. Portlsnd. plam ing to
establish paint pigment mill here.
Roeebwrg Conat.-uctlon of 115.000
building to house new grocery busi
ness announced by J. C. Whltaker.
southern Oregon groceryman.
Newberg Craig Butler completed
plans for building small cannery at
his home two miles north of here on
Cannery road.
Mrs. Lsmbert and Mr. and Mrs.
Wm. Wslker moved to Location on
Lost Lake road and prepartng to open
resort. Hood River News.
Tillamook Tillamook Bsy ocean Co.
cave nhort term option to Charles
Thirkell. Portland, for extension de
velopments to be made at Byxan.
Keed.po:t Channel work to start
soon, according to present plan.
Flight o Time
(Medford and Jackson County
History from the Files of The
Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Year
Ago.)
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
March 24, 1022.
(It was Friday.)
Department of Justice agents on
trail of masked and hooded men who
gave J. F. Hale a "necktie party."
County court declares It "! tired
of hearing protests, when the pro
testors know it Is too late."
Sheriff Terrlll snnounces that "peo
ple playing horse around the court
house nights, are apt to get caught."
Finds secret meetings held. In pump
house.
Henry Ford comes out for five-day
week.
Special Agent B. B. Sandefer and 15
special deputies raid cabin on Foots
creek and capture pint of moonshine.
Rain predicted for next week.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
March 24, 1912.
(It was Monday.)
No grafting in county offices, grand
Jury finds.
National Ouard company to be or
ganized here.
Fletcher Fish, the popular young
promoter of the iSchumann-Helnk
concert, and a very well known man
about town, has departed for Red
Bluff, Cal., on business. .
Medford urged to build s isllrosd
to the Blue Ledge mlno.
T. R. claims be lost New Yi-rk prl.
mary through Iraud.
Lower freight rate on lemons to
valley points announced.
V
parents
COME-DOWN
By Alice Judson Peale.
Helen was the problem child of the
first grade. She was wilful and un
ruly. She was Inattentive, refusing
to learn although obviously bright
and capable.
When corrected or checked tn any
way, she either burst tnt3 tears or
sulked the remainder of the day.
Called Into conference with the
teacher, the mother gave a picture of
Helen's life at home. She was an
only child, adored by both parents
and a grandmother. Always she had
been good, a model child, apparently
not In the least spoiled by all the
attention that had been showered
upon her.
She had been most carefullv train
ed to hslta of obedience, courtesy
ana neipiulness. The present diffi
culty, the mother was Inclined to feel.
must be the teacher's fault.
With such a background It seemed
to the teacher that Helen's whole
school experience must be to her a
good deal of a come-down.
At home she was the center of
everything. There there were no other
children to outshine her or to bid
for recognition.
At school she had to shore the
teacher's attention with some two
down other children. Here she could
not be always first and best Her
misbehavior readily might oe Inter
preted as her protest against all this.
With this as a poslbllity. the teach
er tried to help Helen meet her dif
ficulty. She gave the child a stood
deal of extra attention, special help
i men oy wua time was necessary),
little errands to do. and libers I praise
and recognition for every effort.
me naughtiness stopped and Helen
began to learn. Gradually tnen the
teacher began to wean Helen from
her need for special attention by ap
pealing to her desire to be a big girl
one who surely wanted to be as
grown up In her ways as the other
children.
LEAPS FROM
NEW YORK. March It (fP A 33-
year-old girl, identified as Laura An
derson, died this morning in Mt
Sinai hospital after leaping from a
window of the luxurious apartment
of Philip s. P. Randolph. Jr, althy
broker and social regleterlte.
Her body wss found In a &.urt be
neath the bathroom window o Ran
dolph's fifth floor apartm:.t shortly
uriane mianignc.
A note left In the Randolph apart
ment and addressed to "Dear
Thomas." told of her regret at "not
temg able to keep a promise." and
asked that her mother. Mrs Mlleson
Smith of Toronto, not be advised of
ner suicide.
Randolph was not In the apart
ment at tne time of the leap,
a
Minnesota motorists consumed 40,-
.104.599 more gallons of gawlme In
1031 than In 1930.
Union waitresses in St. Louis have
screed to a 10 per cent redaction In
wages.
Klamath Falls Moes Ladies' store
to remodel interior.
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CUP FOR PAPER
IN C. OF t
EUGENE, March 24. (yP) W. O.
Harding, secretary of the Roseburg
chamber of commerce, was elected
president of the state asoclatlon of
chamber of commerce secretaries at
the concluding session of the annual
conference here Wednesday. He suc
ceeds Leonard Gil key of Albany.
L. K. Cramb of Bend was elected
vice-president, snd E. G. Harlan of
Eugene, secretary - treasurer. Mem
bers of the board of directors Include
Harclj Boone of La Grande. Jim Smith
of Corvallls and Earl Reynolds of
Klamath Falls.
C. T. Baker of Medford was award
ed the Christy 'Thomas cup for the
best paper on chamber of commerce
work written by any secretary at
tending the conference. The cup was
neld last year by Cramb of Bend.
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(Conttuued trum Page One)
kidnaper and Involved In the Price
kidnaping In Connecticut, has been
unaccounted for since the kidnaping.
An unsubstantiated report associates
Able Wagner with Harry Fleischer.
Every effort Is being made to locata
Harry Fleischer, so he may be ques
tioned concerning his whereabout
prior to and at the tlrre of th
kidnaping."
Many Babies Examined.
Col. 8chwarzkopf said several babies
reported to be the Lindbergh child
had been examined without results,
"although some of the likenesses
were remarkable."
The great Lindbergh baby hunt,
unsuccessful after 33 days, threatens
to leave the state police broke.
Unprecedented expense Involved -in
trying to find kidnaped Charles A.
Lindbergh, Jr., amounting In its na
tlon-wlde phase to probably hun
dreds of thousands of dollars, haa
hit the law enforcement facilities ot
New Jersey particularly hard.
Bo hard. In fact, that Col. H. Nor
man Schwarzkopf, state police head,
told the budget commission his de
partment's funds have been "sadlff
depleted.' The police expenditures
started leaping upward the moment
Col. Lindbergh phoned for aid after
no found the child's crib empty
March 1.
Police Spen Money.
Scores of troopers went on night
and day duty, eating m restaurants.
Thousands of costly messages were
sent. Here and elsewhere noltce
took many trips of Investigation.
The total cost of the search quickly
mounted far beyond the sum of
the tSO.000 ransom demand said to
have been made.
Now Col. Schwarzkopf la curtail
ing costs. Food for the troopers it
cooked at a police barracks and
some of the many telephones have
been removed from headquarters In
the Lindbergh garage. An emergency
appropriation may be asked.
COUGHS
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Pleasant to take. No narcotics. Money
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learned that quick and permanent
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Bad circulation of the blood in the
lower bowel causes piles. The veins
sre flabby, the bowel walls weak
the parts almost dead. To end Piles
sn Internal medicine must be used
to stimulate the circulation, heal snd
restore the affected parts.
Dr. J. S. Leon hard t was the first to
discover a real Internal Pile remedy.
He called his prescription HEM-ROID,
and prescribed It for 10O0 patients
with the marvelous record of success
In 880 cases, and then decided every
Pile sufferer should be ab.e to get
HEM-ROID tablet from thur own
drugslst with a rigid money back
gusrantee.
Dr. Leonhsrdt's HEM-ROID has an
almost unbelievable record of success
right In this city. So why waste time
on external treatments or worry about
an operation when Jarmin & Woods
Invite every Pile sufferer to trv HEM
ROID with guarantee of monev-back
If It does not end their Plies, no mat
ter how stubborn the esse?
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