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All iHHU for putiHcaUoa at aurali) dlapatcbM kcrl9 V alau reaanad. . ' UBVBER 0I AUDIT BUMAU tiBCUUiirVr,' vt Kh' t MEMMCI OP TH ItHITED TKKM Adnrtlilnf ierttitilla ' 1 '"' M. C. MOOOfflBN A COMPANY" " Offlm In Nan York, CMcuo, WWII, tt ttmUa, Ua Awelaa, Bealtll, I'ortquiJ.S J Smudge Smoke kcs A 8iir6U 'ruIn'-felL'tliti first, of tho wek, ' 'caualng; evert ' chronic nAMAhrAla In alillliV' " ' ' ' ' The 4th "'of Jury la approaching rapidly, but the kids havo nottarl xl ihootlns ritoeffcekstyty tV tstly llrtiltn, aa. the city council' -hfi not jnibllnhMl tho nnig7,jiflS !JfJ- Dock Lngeo& ' rt?fc'.ifiin jilng around wlthaiSt i'tiaf.'' Ho tlir lja' b good' tf-tIV,lrMlf'. v 'A ftolemn and 4lHtln;uljiheti' Wk' Intf Nipponese IfoJK, .djutaq yonfpi1-rvd-wlth tf)e loArlj5iTiWiw''fiii. uiliin b Very ImiVraAyWt (rtfr, the nutui'O ill which yowj, wna un able' to iWoct.'na nit thq Jnpaneao WOrda 'hr: understand' 'h.ro''rioDO y'o.'Oood Mcrh!hnB Ol ahuelnil Tho' corifofence' -larit ' three ' (3)' hdtira, 'iiVd not' a while waa craflk-' '' ' " : 'flotch FUh of Phoenix, a tenor of 'tlio boom day; a on' the Juts' lout woHt: "'' A n l ' C o Quito a number of apanklng new autoeri', tHnt'hnve ntft len aparik- jon, Tho ownoni c4 i(VJ rr 6y nihahini)' tho fnrira -''tTienmAlvwi on'tho garairo' doora. "' " ' ? fchlcaito linn not rid of Al Cnpone, tho trnnflr terrorjMruV iho vs'lloy- atlll lioa tho Hokuo -River flah' laaue. '1' Mnny of- th womenfolks tried their ' hand' at mnkintr 'cherry plea recently, -extracting 'the aeeds 'lth K halt-pin. ''" -I'0'"' " Thla hiut' been' the pooreat June for1 trri'achpVa, onrj Dunlal Cupid 1a not na deadly an usual. , " " ' flchool -haa 'lon 'out twp tl WiWka, land all" concerned 'acorn to bef'atamllhir the long1 delay ibeforo criool op.na aialrt, aa 'WeH Aa 'could bo'expeoted: '. ' " ' '. ' " flany of tho VohWlna- afo no prmattirly equipped with tho lS oUto: llrJenaeijsrhloii. ar..UU)1 wrikt.' nU V'.T. 'i .'!. ilamea Batna, tho chlnwhacker wreatled alt' lat,"1vk" 'wnh' the economic altimtlon, ' and - nelthor trained- a dclalv fall. " ""-"" v; 1 Quito n Humbor of malea, tho pant 10 daya have ahowed up In neVflurla, jtladdenlng; the oyo. ' ' aaiiey corn la oftmlnpj nloriR flno, and' wilt run' about 7.1098T9 sola. to'-tho bra.1"!' . ' a1' Tilka wero up'wlth tho lark -Frl. and had. brenkfaat at TiSOi' ' Our aoldlera are atlll at tho front, ond 'will roturn bolter cannon fod der. than upon their departure. . Orchardlnta havo. ataxted vlowlnv with alarm tho probability of hull. Tho .ttlarjav to, Aato; haa Ijaft lea tolerance than ovor before noted. A male quartot waa reporto4;M a weddlnyt laat week. -. , Tho lacatorlal onthjalaata are continuing: their offorta'to' catch o, luckilA ' ; .; .WAjp iifsyiEBi) tjvb Af(E cou(,l , if ho (liHj)pRcd, rwl 9VC1; tlio pnges of'raoclcrn lis: tory and draw np a tornUQ indictment aganiHt politics. .'Il,istor'iMi)'s'arc sgeei'totljajr, 'Sof' e.ampjs Aat'tbe iianitih Amoricaii wur waH entirely a political war, therefore an iiniieo ewiary. 0110, . , '.. The King of Spain didn't want tho wanthe President 'ot Ute Ui)itd States didn't 'want the'w'aiv tiavt tlitj, poiicifttM a'n,cei; ' ' ".V '"'' '1 ' "i:-l...'A .1'.. .'... ol;.,.. in tuin jiuiniuui. uwwjuivra nuu. au hliicu iti fFujiumi i;cuH 'this country, over, Cuba and. tho Maine, that tho, people demand ed war and my govcnimont denying it would have lost tle next eleotion. ' ' ! ' : ,, ' ' li- ,' ! . ,: CP, was declared. It was f rijm the Amoricai standpoint a very popular, ana hucccskiui yar, out ai iouhi one unnnaii of staiidinK maintainN that if the newspapers and politicians, in stead of AROUSING popular hatreds and passions, had sou(?lit to. AMAX $m!h Spain would wil.lngly. have 'sold. Cuba and the 1'uilippuiOH to tho UJiited. states lor. auoui i", per cent. i what that war cost in cash, not considering what it cost in livos. Countless other' examples could be cited. And what' is the , r. i-.. tn-i.-'V!'-- .fit ' '" ' ' ' lesHont - 1 . ; . : i , ., , ' ' : The lesson as we see it is this: ; ' ! AVliat 'tho world needs toduy. what it has, always, needed. fand will always need as long as democratic governments endure '''' ".. 'i i.-i' '; .l.' ..2!ii' Vl.l'. ,lfr !o arc more real aueijs iijiiyeis wija w visjiun iu away, .riji.i, right, and.'witli the. oura'''. peivoual olHjoal for tunes in fjightmjj' for whiitj is, right.; rV.' ' In all human history there'tiBve 'been only a few,, This couo try needs siieli a lciidei' acutely ,t tlfo jprjfsaoyt .titjae., j ; " " ' ' ' 'j liian isn't old, unt,ii h,e can, uo. l,onc(; gi.ye, adviea. without. flah, with no great acaaM oJMucI flaherman whaled hla aim 9l.fbt aocldently squirting )ka v atrden M ttaet hot aavo.'.ln, the hoao upon him, and fancv arottlnir xvnt eacrpd Rogue. Tho Washington ackodt'to mold 1y hoccmlng a memory tMtOro tho workmen, and many) ,'Mi i ''tho cowred walla could tjuk.M.'v It 1 doubtful they would y 'ajiythlng you nan not neard before, H will aoon be hot enough for the fair ex to wear thoirura, to Keep cool. j. .. i. J Tho price of gaaollno hna Jumped up again, Juat when tho gadding gave aigna or a revival. A largo, aprlr.gr lamt'cVop in proapeet In Ifentucky -due to favor able weather during April. . " Condition of grSwIKx irTonan Arkanaaa May ltVUtJttlt.abaN'e au-year average. It ralna more on the Juat f h leaven hla umbrella within reach of the unjint. Florence (Ala.) Hern. Id. A lot of ua cog Id. manage. I he wolf very well til at ark didn't keep Interfering. Thomaaton (Oa.) Timea. ' A Tho only ecite'ltnoTttng ex repttoiMl profits thlq year roust bo nm p-i'p.nuiiiriurerfl or rca inK. - Virginian-Pilot, tijf S, v .,'i The political platform will be different next time. One will Mam.' I'rovldence and "tSo other' 'will blame Hoover. ttiiringflekt JIe,wa Hun. ' , . 1 ' Thei-e'a not much - nr. we from Chicago thrwe dam Maybe the sangatera have aucceedeil In re forming the city government. Judge, Rxitlorer dcscrlbial inii r return of an African bella-fra onltit en tirely of a nocklnco of doga' teeth. Hhat could be anappler? Arkan aa (juiette. T,U great' tieal of upiiecessary'troubWliUivyoridJ A f ':() ' ."Were it not for polities, there is little doubt that President Hoover, Sei-retarif s Mellon and Stimson would InsiHt upon a radi cal reduction of the allied war debt owed this country.' ' Such action would not only create a better feeling in Europe toward the United States, but it would go far toward eliminating this world-wide "depression and returning the civilize so'mething approiiching normal prosperity, . t ! j';":"'';;,)"", V,n;-'i;- i , BUT while economically, such action .woult. be desirable and wise ; politically it would be dangerous, perhaps disastrous. At any rate this was the view of the Coolidge administration, it is apparently the vlewr of . the ijoovcr adjuinistratioii, . ' ,. j Por while tho informed minority in this country would un derstand antl approve such action, the uninformed majority would not understand and not approve. And the nature'of politics is such that, under present condi tions, no administration could MAKE them approve or under stand. ' ' ". "'. ' " ; Such an effort would bo swept away into oblivion, almost be fore it' started, by' the popular cry of (ruckling to Enrojie, rob bing tlie downtrodden taxpayers of tho United States, to feather thenests of foreign I militarists. ,'' 1 '. ;' . : ., ',''., "',, SO WII'HiE such a debt reduction could 'bo done and in the . opinion, of practically all economists' of standing SUQVW bo done (not only for the benefit of Europe, but for the ultimate benefit, of this country and the cptiro world)it would, probably moan political suicide for' any administration that actually DiD.it. .. :T::'J ':-!,:J.7-: Unless world conditions, therefore, become so desperate thai such. 'action MUSft.Ve .iaken, .there" ii ' lil)tliiilVWl.pba thit it Wlljli bo tsken. : ' , -,-.v -i. yilieii brings us back to bur starting poiij,. namely : hn,t politics makes ii great deal of unnecessary trouble in this world iuuiii v umt rKTEEK YEAE3 AGOi- From the Fllea of Tha Mall Tribune--" v ! telling what n wow he usetl to be. ; . Others having offered prizes for all, of, the, other. crossings, we hereby offer a year's free subscription to tho first one who crosses Mussolini,'' '. V . . . Why has no other country such a loader as Oandhit Well, show us another Ipa&vr who doesn't want auythuig bu.t ft stoA thero isn't too much crooning. There's just too much in a megaphone, aiul not ruotuh in theuurocry. t v v, " ,! ;- !, , ' , . !: " '. If yon think you havo hit 'bottom, think how many millions aro culled subje-cts by King Carol. Cavalry mounted on tanks may be more efficient, but how strange U will, look wheii tho troopers saluto with a monkey wrcuun. I ' " Aii9tUer reason why the-rj.'iulfr! of yoro seem so great is be- cniiNe tiieir irieiitis wnro ine my ones v 110 uuui wrur. They say A'ffso has ieayy investments in Ameriean stocks. 9 that's .what voaveuWd, the joker'in tho' theory that a king can do. no wijong. . ' ' ' . Paderewski is said to have the muscles of a prize fighter. H doesn't seem 19 inuttor what kind of ivory you punch. 1 . ' ' - Free Uopto lire the 0,1108 wkb resent 'the laws they have pass ed to ninki; thfinsvlycs beive.P '" 1 "' ') Times must be almost normal.. ".In noniql times the boy blaekinj; your shoos doesn't mention the latest quotation on Hen ernl Motors." ? - . . You needn't he surprised by a religious revival. There's nothing else that hoi pa religion so much as a little porseoutioi.. And if you make a bettor mouse trap, people looking for do nations make a heaton path to your door. 1 Correct this sentence: "Hut when we, confer an honorary degree," said t,be college president, "it is neither bait nor ad vert ising." ' '.' ' ' . . , , ' ' ... V '. Monday. ' i ;-, ' 12 Americana' killed, 17 captured during' Qlaah -with Mexican troopa fit Carrlzul. PreHf demanda that President wlaHon.bandon 'watol' ful waiting, and act firmly." ' : Alllef Vorco ''urtfritfndly , Oreece King, 'to Join their cauao 'ln Oi-eut War..- . : , - Frank Parrell, ,who. la working this aummcr on the Ouy Conner place, apent tho ,day In town on bualneaa. . - . Med lord movie fana divided be tween Dorothy Dulton and Theda Bora a tjielr lnvorlte film actresa. Medtord. accurea O.A.C.. pitcher to hurl agalnxt Weed, on the Fpurth of JUJy, i .f : :; . , :.. :j : Argument over' tho war on Main atreet. grow j bitter police Inter fered. - ' r - Jftpavae, deny they nro sending arms and munitions to Mexico. , Tom'Sharkcy, : fprmor neayy'- welght battler, fjlca .artlclea of bankruptcy, showing' he owea (299,- 000. and poasoeses $20. SO. v. , President Wilson given authority to aixpatch National Ouardemen to Mexico, and republican ' leadera oak: "la thla keeping ua out of war, Thank aod!" Wednesday Frank Coleman, apeody left fielder of tho local, .team' stopped In a gppher hole at the ball, park last evening, and sprained a ten don. . ' ." . ,-.;'' Mr. and Mrs. Oris Crawford will leave early In July, on a ten 'days mqtor trip to tho northern part of the 'alfttp,',1' ' '.:'".!' , ', - Stirring editorial, lnmpoona' tho Oregonlan, for opinion editorially expressed, that President' Wilson "will ever keep, us out, 6' war."" 1 William 8. ' Hart."' appear "Blaze;1; in "Hell's Hinges" at the rage. - ; pie Arnsplger one) Trovo I,umH den oave'' oh fishing tvin to' Fish lake. ' " ' . .. ' As an, added., attrnctlon at tlie nan game Sunday, inero will bo a parachute leap from a balloon, ." ; iorco of men enitnglng In open ing road to Crater Lake rim. ' '$30 per ton! offered for . cannery uartintrs Hush of youth to enlist In the National Cudrd ns Crisla wl(h Mox--Icd groWs tenser.' '. ' .' ' ' The Bull Moose wing of the Re publican party, shy at Candidate rtugnea. v Kxcollent roads on which the light ralna had laid all dust, ( ahlcd John Orth and, party to, re turn from Yrelta Inst nluht In three Hours. The pnrty comprised Mr. and Mrs. John Ortih, and thelir guests, Mrs.' IT. T. McClellnn and MIbs Mal-garet MiiClellan of Hose burg. 1 -' i ' ' ' Friday ' ' Mcdford defeats Oold Hill 4 to 3 Irt'a close go mo that kept the um pire in hot water nil afternoon, and .resulted In much hard talk among players and fans'. 1 ' ' - - " Sir Hoger Casement, Irish leadeh goea on' trial fbf treason In aiding Germany's cause. , , , Repribllcan leaders appeal to wo ,mert voters not to ' be misled fry Democratic plea; "Ho Kept lis Otlt of War.".' col. noosovelt scolda'a band lender, who played "I didn't UalHO litv Itov'trt Un n JSAI.llAr 1 '- ' Second'W-nrd wonien organize to get votea for Illue Iedge rnllroall bonds. : ' --"' Allies lnunch great offensive on all war fronts.- ' '-'. - The famous Orpet murder trial nears end at Waukegan. 111. Blij black bear sclirea residents of thO uppet Orlfrin Creek region. '-'.' . SntnrdOy '' '"- ' Mrs. H. tt. bumaden enlerlnlns the.' Friday Bridge club nt her homo on South Holly street. ' ! . Dr. and Mrs. Emmons and young sons return from , a trip to Port land. ' ' ', : Co.- T undergoes special drilling nt nands ' or I.t.' Klmer Fosa for service In Mexico. Lt. Foss bncka Into a bloycle 1n front of the Gar-nett-Corey bldg. and esoapes by a miracle. t C. El Gates sella a Fprd roadstor to Hubbard Bros. ' ' . ' , Pbstoffice mall team runs away when train whistle startles. Francis X. Bushman nnd Beverly Rnyno, In tho wonder" play;' "A Million a Minute" at tho Pago aH next week. - - i Ir. and Mrs. F. 0. Thayer and Mr. nnd Mrs. John B. Goodrich, while near the mouth of Big ltuttii stampeded, aj four horse team driven ny w. u. iwia of Flounce Rock. One of the leaders was unruly and hauled the wagon off the-grade, and it took Dr. Thayer: and Mr. Goodrich two hours- to get the wagon back on the grade and calm the horses. - " Mr. a,en's warning la that If labor Is cut down It will cut up. Vlrglnlan-Pllot Knickers can best be described as the triumph of moral courage over vanity. Toronto Star. . : ' r , It'a about time for a Digest poll to find out which grievance makes tho most people, sorest. Loa Anr SOlca Time.' ' ' ll is estimated, the destruction of Now York would, wipe out 50 per cent of the nation's genius ond !$ per cent of the nation's bootleggers. , . j What moat men would like to see Is their atocks up to par and their arolf down to It. American Lum berman (Chicago). A "typical American family' haa been designated. We haven't In vestigated but we'll bet It haa a car, a radio, and A mortgage. Tampa Tribune. It la the staggering reparntlona bill, according to Herren Sohacht and Curtlus. that makea the out look In Germany ao dun-i-olored. Vlrglnlan-Pllot. ' 4 "I kon'a know anything almut i any depression," says J. P. Mor gan. Oh. well; If you want to be snooty, we don't know anything about any billion dollars, either. lareenvllle News. jiqic ktuiiuiny Ai$ Meier Whp la ' .(Salcnt . Capital-Jocruul) r ' j'A toupte of wet-lta'ago Governor Molflr' vtiblicly corureti Becniary lot Htuto Hobs for taking a cuuple of days Vacation from the 'statfe hoUHe, when he, the governor, waa on the Job and demanded that other members of the board of control act in accordance-with hta own convenience. JutU what good it does to have Mr.'Hosg present is hard to figure, because ho is Invariably overruled, set upon and berated by the executive. This week, however, the ; governor Is away for the entire week, along with Treasurer Holm an, ,and Hal Hobs Is on the jobri-but the board cannot; meet ! with .a quorum ab sent. So hi uro even, for Mr. Hojs can accomplish just as much alone a he'oan with the others prpHent- which Is nothing at all. '' In the ssealousnesa for. economy, tthe ' governor proposed , that the state contract with an .outside cor poration for janitor work at. the state j house group .; of : buildings claiming .thereby - a .-considerablo saving would result."' But an audi tor's report made public by Mr. Hoss, showa that instead of saving $22,000 a year, the proposed servlco would, really mean an additional cost to the state of J'J.657.84 over what haa been appropriated for the old system of janitor work. Now the secretary of. state, not the board of control,' Is custodian of state building. under .the law, and the Governor's .invasion of the sec retary's province,' naturally1 arous ed the ire of Mr.' Hoss,' who replies as follows: . It has been rather embar rassing to me to have an offic er ill another department criti cising my 'management. If I. had suggestions as to how the (Governor ' mlpht save some costs in his department, . I be lieve that I , would make my recommendations to him and not to the press. But so-called ,. economy thav adds to the co.Us of my department will not be considered, and there Is a vactt difference "between a saving of $22,000 and an actual expense of several thousand ' dollars. The proposal of this company was turned down by the ways and means committee of the last legislature, it is not ac ceptable to the supreme court, which haa Jurisdiction over . their own building, It would, mean the discharge of many . old and faithful employes, who are not only taxpayers, but citizens as well; home owners and entitled to consideration for loyat services. . . A Tired Coolidge (al's Tiered " (S. P. Chronicle) The .scene.ls the .country, store- of Plymouth, Vermont. Some of tho e'x-Presldent's old cronies arc sit, ting about the place di.tcuKsIng the news .that, Mr. . Coolidge has de manded a. vacation from the task of writing a 'daily newspaper nrtlclo of 250 words. ' i r .... . AluMwt Firgotl4ia - lf, thers is anything remarkable aboiit'the.:incar(!eraUon of Robert Gordon Duncan, the erstwhile "Ore gon Wildcat," now chat service of his modest sentence has begun, it la the well-niph utter lpck of popular Interest. The man who astonished, dismayed, dominated and Inflamed radio audiences of, many thousands and who at length !was convicted for the use dt language prohibited by the federal radio act, goes to his punishment as Jnglorlously as any chicken thief. . We are not gloating over the fate of the signed wildcat, but merely are pointing out the ineluctlble fact that would-bo martyrs must give proof of their fitless and sincerity, muHt poaseas and suffer for a real can ho, if they would wear the de sirable crown of martyrdom. The sincerity of the following is never greater than the sincerity of the agitato?. . And Robert Gordon Dun can, who once Imagined that the world was his oyster, and that the faithfulness of hl fancied converts would protect hfm in time of need, or at least lend him a garment of heroism, chews a bitter cud of re flection. : They failed hfm. It was stupid of so shrewd a man as this ever to believe that such a partisan-, ship would not desert its paladin. He realizes now that not at any time was he more- than a hectic sensation. . , , The Duncans, the wildcats, of this mortal comedy play to the gallery for no protracted hour. . ThCy are filled with delusions of grandeur by the shallow applause of peanut row. But presently comes the hook. ! :: Tho Tariff From the bitter attacks upon ! tho American policy of protection! that are made ' both by domestic and foreign critics one would be j led to believe the United States' is the only country in the world that maintains a tariff. Of course the truth is that every commercial country raised a large proportipn of its revenues from duties on Im ports. Here are some illuminat ing facts: , : . ( In 1921) France collected in cuW tom.H revenues a sum estimated at ; 1.5 per cent of the estimated per; capita income of . its people. Ger- many collected 1.8 per cent; Italy, 2.8 per cent: nnd Great Britain, 3; per cent;, while during tho same! year the United States collected from customs seven-tenths of one per cent of the estimated per capita Income of our people'; In other words, (assuming that the tariff is a tax whipli. sometimes It is and sometimes It Is not) the United States levies upon its people only a small part of the burden that is laid upon the people of the so called "free flrade' countries of Hurope. t , , It will help Jo keep our think ing straight in the presence of prevalent discussion of the tariff if we remember these simple facts. (loin (Kan.) Register). Mtion-s;i j 5iwetotluayc-awasa-lt Uooanjt know wnax it--is-uuim .: rion"! mriDceo Secreunry assurance would go very far either he knowa a great deal aooui m hut orohably haa little know about the 2 bill variety. At icaai. ys .Democrats are worrying about ho never haa been known to oe. whethr -Hpoaer! proirty etirfot people hove no confidence In con-i burg (w Vfl , BenUneI ' j those j frozen, paaeto K-iaw' ; oiiw (4- khomMtolir, particu.arly unlucky and so It must; nff toi IiyeGp4ralj Mators hifeh J be assumed his wealth is not injenougji rbilpaslfoib tb finance ;thi j mortgage znrougir auumer eiecufn.- that form, If It will be any comfort to per sons who tear the corners off bill of this denominate nnd thereby increase the treaaury'a bxrdena, the at-uranre may be given that this currency Is not unlucky if you have enuugh of- it. . It's only when you have one Z bill that yoifre out of luck. And that's no superstition. (Kansas City Star).. ' - . The annual prize for faint praise goes to the booster who said fly ing Is now as safe as walking. Denton (Tex.) Record-Chronicle. Dallas.Xewa. The hop-skip-and-jutap. method been a trifle dilatory for the Lono. ; Eagle, but Charles Augustus knows that a family man has responsibil ities. Washington Post. Deafness Is not a handicap but In many cases a positive assistance in automobile drivijiff, says a Boston doctor. These latter cases aro, no doubt, where the bark-seat is oc cupied. Arkans.is Cassette. ; Lem Somehow it Jest don't eeem to make sense. Asa If it; warn't right in cold print' I'd. say It was a derned lie. CaJ Coolidge heyln' 't take a rest from writin one little three or four Inch nrtlkul a day! It don't seem pos sible! ;'- afepthn He never was no Her cules, I'll allow, but I woulda sworn on a stack o' Bibles he warn't so weak ns all that. ; ' Iem It's a downright refleck- shiin on Vermont', if you nsU me. jjuke That's my voy o thinkln' too".'A Think of a Vermont native pon, raised right here inthese mountains 'n' never mollycoddled, comin' out In print n claimln' he's all tired out from writin' an nr Uckul sri smnll it ain't hardly vis ible to th naked eye! Abner U Jest goes to show the softenln' Influence of prosperity n' city life. ' ' j Lent I think Vermont oughtcr, do sumptn about it If only to pre-j erve Its self-respect. I remember j Cnl when he' htd t' get up at sun- rise, feed the stock, turry the hordes and do a mess of chores afore breakfusL Then he'd work all day with the hayin' in a, broilln' sun without complalnin'. badlah I've seen him put in twelve hours at a stretch maple augnrln without any yellln' about a vacashun. j Abner T never thought I'd see th day when any Plymouth boy would get all hot 'n bothered over a Httle acrtbblln for the news-1 papers Lem Taln't as if he had to write, a whole column with verso n' snap-, pyi paragraphs 'n everything llko' that. Bakes alive! He don't b.ev to write much more than you'd find, under a harness hd In a mall order house anyhow. - ! OhadiPh An they tell me he gets $200,000 a year for the stuff. Abner I reckon it's lookln at thf m checks that wenm him nil out. ain't built to take all that money without feelin' the strain. Jeplja Th' mere fact he ..links ho emiM break down from any such trlflln' occupation Jest goes to show he's getttn' false notions 6 liff. Fust thing you know we'll hesr he's gone Into a physical do-1 cllne from openln' Ivis mornln mail.: 4 j That artist who says there is no beauty In straight lines' should wait and see a fast single going overt ocond bat. Publisher Syndicate.. . i Too bad our pucillsts can't de-i velop some of the fighting spirit displayed by the theologians,. Florence Herald- , . ; . ;. T.iu'k In Kuougli $2. Bills Tho federal treasury complains that it sometimes costs as much as $15,000 a month to replace f2 bills that havo to bo withdrawn -from circulation because they have been mutilated by persons who have heard that the 111 luck known at tach to that denomination of cur rency can bo dispelled by pinching off a corner of It. . Of course, there's no use denying 52 bills are unlucky; It would be useless to try to combat a super stition no deeply implanted. 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