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!r:UaM full UaHd Wir. HmlM,:
Tin AMMlMed IVtaa li aicliHhely antUM Is
tha. uh (or. puwUeatlvn o( all nan dlipautiaa
eredUad In It ar rMltrdU Uili paw,
and aBo to IM littl UWI BUblUhtd Will.
All iHHU for putiHcaUoa at aurali) dlapatcbM
kcrl9 V alau reaanad. . '
UBVBER 0I AUDIT BUMAU
tiBCUUiirVr,' vt Kh'
t MEMMCI OP TH ItHITED TKKM
Adnrtlilnf ierttitilla ' 1
'"' M. C. MOOOfflBN A COMPANY" "
Offlm In Nan York, CMcuo, WWII, tt
ttmUa, Ua Awelaa, Bealtll, I'ortquiJ.S J
Smudge Smoke
kcs
A 8iir6U 'ruIn'-felL'tliti first, of
tho wek, ' 'caualng; evert ' chronic
nAMAhrAla In alillliV' " ' ' ' '
The 4th "'of Jury la approaching
rapidly, but the kids havo nottarl
xl ihootlns ritoeffcekstyty tV tstly
llrtiltn, aa. the city council' -hfi not
jnibllnhMl tho nnig7,jiflS !JfJ-
Dock Lngeo& ' rt?fc'.ifiin
jilng around wlthaiSt i'tiaf.'' Ho
tlir lja' b good' tf-tIV,lrMlf'. v
'A ftolemn and 4lHtln;uljiheti' Wk'
Intf Nipponese IfoJK, .djutaq yonfpi1-rvd-wlth
tf)e loArlj5iTiWiw''fiii.
uiliin b Very ImiVraAyWt (rtfr, the
nutui'O ill which yowj, wna un
able' to iWoct.'na nit thq Jnpaneao
WOrda 'hr: understand' 'h.ro''rioDO
y'o.'Oood Mcrh!hnB Ol ahuelnil
Tho' corifofence' -larit ' three ' (3)'
hdtira, 'iiVd not' a while waa craflk-'
'' ' " :
'flotch FUh of Phoenix, a tenor
of 'tlio boom day; a on' the Juts'
lout woHt: "'' A n l ' C o
Quito a number of apanklng new
autoeri', tHnt'hnve ntft len aparik-
jon, Tho ownoni c4 i(VJ rr 6y
nihahini)' tho fnrira -''tTienmAlvwi
on'tho garairo' doora. "' " ' ?
fchlcaito linn not rid of Al Cnpone,
tho trnnflr terrorjMruV iho vs'lloy- atlll
lioa tho Hokuo -River flah' laaue. '1'
Mnny of- th womenfolks tried
their ' hand' at mnkintr 'cherry plea
recently, -extracting 'the aeeds 'lth
K halt-pin. ''" -I'0'"' "
Thla hiut' been' the pooreat June
for1 trri'achpVa, onrj Dunlal Cupid 1a
not na deadly an usual. , " " '
flchool -haa 'lon 'out twp tl
WiWka, land all" concerned 'acorn to
bef'atamllhir the long1 delay ibeforo
criool op.na aialrt, aa 'WeH Aa 'could
bo'expeoted: '. ' " ' '. ' "
flany of tho VohWlna- afo no
prmattirly equipped with tho lS
oUto: llrJenaeijsrhloii. ar..UU)1
wrikt.' nU V'.T. 'i .'!.
ilamea Batna, tho chlnwhacker
wreatled alt' lat,"1vk" 'wnh' the
economic altimtlon, ' and - nelthor
trained- a dclalv fall. " ""-"" v; 1
Quito n Humbor of malea, tho
pant 10 daya have ahowed up In
neVflurla, jtladdenlng; the oyo. ' '
aaiiey corn la oftmlnpj nloriR flno,
and' wilt run' about 7.1098T9 sola.
to'-tho bra.1"!' . ' a1'
Tilka wero up'wlth tho lark -Frl.
and had. brenkfaat at TiSOi' '
Our aoldlera are atlll at tho front,
ond 'will roturn bolter cannon fod
der. than upon their departure. .
Orchardlnta havo. ataxted vlowlnv
with alarm tho probability of hull.
Tho .ttlarjav to, Aato; haa Ijaft lea
tolerance than ovor before noted.
A male quartot waa reporto4;M
a weddlnyt laat week. -. ,
Tho lacatorlal onthjalaata are
continuing: their offorta'to' catch o,
luckilA
' ; .; .WAjp iifsyiEBi) tjvb
Af(E cou(,l , if ho (liHj)pRcd, rwl 9VC1; tlio pnges of'raoclcrn lis:
tory and draw np a tornUQ indictment aganiHt politics.
.'Il,istor'iMi)'s'arc sgeei'totljajr, 'Sof' e.ampjs Aat'tbe iianitih
Amoricaii wur waH entirely a political war, therefore an iiniieo
ewiary. 0110, .
, '.. The King of Spain didn't want tho wanthe President 'ot Ute
Ui)itd States didn't 'want the'w'aiv tiavt tlitj, poiicifttM a'n,cei;
' ' ".V '"'' '1 ' "i:-l...'A .1'.. .'... ol;.,.. in
tuin jiuiniuui. uwwjuivra nuu. au hliicu iti fFujiumi i;cuH
'this country, over, Cuba and. tho Maine, that tho, people demand
ed war and my govcnimont denying it would have lost tle
next eleotion. ' ' ! ' : ,, ' ' li- ,' ! . ,:
CP, was declared. It was f rijm the Amoricai standpoint
a very popular, ana hucccskiui yar, out ai iouhi one unnnaii
of staiidinK maintainN that if the newspapers and politicians, in
stead of AROUSING popular hatreds and passions, had sou(?lit
to. AMAX $m!h Spain would wil.lngly. have 'sold. Cuba and
the 1'uilippuiOH to tho UJiited. states lor. auoui i", per cent. i
what that war cost in cash, not considering what it cost in livos.
Countless other' examples could be cited. And what' is the
, r. i-.. tn-i.-'V!'-- .fit ' '" ' ' '
lesHont - 1 . ; . : i , ., , ' '
: The lesson as we see it is this: ; '
! AVliat 'tho world needs toduy. what it has, always, needed.
fand will always need as long as democratic governments endure
'''' ".. 'i i.-i' '; .l.' ..2!ii' Vl.l'. ,lfr !o
arc more real aueijs iijiiyeis wija w visjiun iu away, .riji.i,
right, and.'witli the. oura'''. peivoual olHjoal for
tunes in fjightmjj' for whiitj is, right.; rV.'
' In all human history there'tiBve 'been only a few,, This couo
try needs siieli a lciidei' acutely ,t tlfo jprjfsaoyt .titjae., j ; " " ' ' '
'j liian isn't old, unt,ii h,e can, uo. l,onc(; gi.ye, adviea. without.
flah, with no great acaaM oJMucI
flaherman whaled hla aim 9l.fbt
aocldently squirting )ka v atrden
M ttaet hot
aavo.'.ln, the
hoao upon him, and
fancv arottlnir xvnt
eacrpd Rogue.
Tho Washington ackodt'to mold
1y hoccmlng a memory tMtOro tho
workmen, and many) ,'Mi i ''tho
cowred walla could tjuk.M.'v It 1
doubtful they would y 'ajiythlng
you nan not neard before,
H will aoon be hot enough for
the fair ex to wear thoirura, to
Keep cool. j. .. i. J
Tho price of gaaollno hna Jumped
up again, Juat when tho gadding
gave aigna or a revival.
A largo, aprlr.gr lamt'cVop in
proapeet In Ifentucky -due to favor
able weather during April. . "
Condition of grSwIKx irTonan
Arkanaaa May ltVUtJttlt.abaN'e
au-year average.
It ralna more on the Juat f h
leaven hla umbrella within reach
of the unjint. Florence (Ala.)
Hern. Id.
A lot of ua cog Id. manage. I he
wolf very well til at ark didn't
keep Interfering. Thomaaton (Oa.)
Timea.
' A
Tho only ecite'ltnoTttng ex
repttoiMl profits thlq year roust bo
nm p-i'p.nuiiiriurerfl or rca inK. -
Virginian-Pilot, tijf S, v .,'i
The political platform will be
different next time. One will Mam.'
I'rovldence and "tSo other' 'will
blame Hoover. ttiiringflekt JIe,wa
Hun. ' ,
. 1 '
Thei-e'a not much - nr. we from
Chicago thrwe dam Maybe the
sangatera have aucceedeil In re
forming the city government.
Judge,
Rxitlorer dcscrlbial inii r return
of an African bella-fra onltit en
tirely of a nocklnco of doga' teeth.
Hhat could be anappler? Arkan
aa (juiette.
T,U great' tieal of upiiecessary'troubWliUivyoridJ A f ':()
' ."Were it not for polities, there is little doubt that President
Hoover, Sei-retarif s Mellon and Stimson would InsiHt upon a radi
cal reduction of the allied war debt owed this country.' '
Such action would not only create a better feeling in Europe
toward the United States, but it would go far toward eliminating
this world-wide "depression and returning the civilize
so'mething approiiching normal prosperity, . t
! j';":"'';;,)"", V,n;-'i;- i ,
BUT while economically, such action .woult. be desirable and
wise ; politically it would be dangerous, perhaps disastrous.
At any rate this was the view of the Coolidge administration, it
is apparently the vlewr of . the ijoovcr adjuinistratioii, . ' ,.
j Por while tho informed minority in this country would un
derstand antl approve such action, the uninformed majority
would not understand and not approve.
And the nature'of politics is such that, under present condi
tions, no administration could MAKE them approve or under
stand. ' ' ". "'. ' "
; Such an effort would bo swept away into oblivion, almost be
fore it' started, by' the popular cry of (ruckling to Enrojie, rob
bing tlie downtrodden taxpayers of tho United States, to feather
thenests of foreign I militarists. ,''
1 '. ;' . : ., ',''., "',,
SO WII'HiE such a debt reduction could 'bo done and in the
. opinion, of practically all economists' of standing SUQVW
bo done (not only for the benefit of Europe, but for the ultimate
benefit, of this country and the cptiro world)it would, probably
moan political suicide for' any administration that actually
DiD.it. .. :T::'J ':-!,:J.7-:
Unless world conditions, therefore, become so desperate thai
such. 'action MUSft.Ve .iaken, .there" ii ' lil)tliiilVWl.pba thit it
Wlljli bo tsken. : ' , -,-.v -i.
yilieii brings us back to bur starting poiij,. namely : hn,t
politics makes ii great deal of unnecessary trouble in this world
iuuiii v umt
rKTEEK YEAE3 AGOi-
From the Fllea of Tha
Mall Tribune--" v !
telling what n wow he usetl to be. ; .
Others having offered prizes for all, of, the, other. crossings,
we hereby offer a year's free subscription to tho first one who
crosses Mussolini,'' '. V . . .
Why has no other country such a loader as Oandhit Well,
show us another Ipa&vr who doesn't want auythuig bu.t ft stoA
thero isn't too much crooning. There's just too much in a
megaphone, aiul not ruotuh in theuurocry.
t v v, " ,! ;- !, , ' , . !: " '.
If yon think you havo hit 'bottom, think how many millions
aro culled subje-cts by King Carol.
Cavalry mounted on tanks may be more efficient, but how
strange U will, look wheii tho troopers saluto with a monkey
wrcuun.
I ' " Aii9tUer reason why the-rj.'iulfr! of yoro seem so great is be-
cniiNe tiieir irieiitis wnro ine my ones v 110 uuui wrur.
They say A'ffso has ieayy investments in Ameriean stocks.
9 that's .what voaveuWd, the joker'in tho' theory that a king
can do. no wijong. . ' ' ' .
Paderewski is said to have the muscles of a prize fighter.
H doesn't seem 19 inuttor what kind of ivory you punch.
1 . ' ' -
Free Uopto lire the 0,1108 wkb resent 'the laws they have pass
ed to ninki; thfinsvlycs beive.P '" 1 "' ')
Times must be almost normal.. ".In noniql times the boy
blaekinj; your shoos doesn't mention the latest quotation on Hen
ernl Motors." ? - .
. You needn't he surprised by a religious revival. There's
nothing else that hoi pa religion so much as a little porseoutioi..
And if you make a bettor mouse trap, people looking for do
nations make a heaton path to your door.
1 Correct this sentence: "Hut when we, confer an honorary
degree," said t,be college president, "it is neither bait nor ad
vert ising." ' '.' ' ' . . , , ' '
... V '. Monday. ' i ;-,
' 12 Americana' killed, 17 captured
during' Qlaah -with Mexican troopa
fit Carrlzul. PreHf demanda that
President wlaHon.bandon 'watol'
ful waiting, and act firmly." '
: Alllef Vorco ''urtfritfndly , Oreece
King, 'to Join their cauao 'ln Oi-eut
War..- . : , -
Frank Parrell, ,who. la working
this aummcr on the Ouy Conner
place, apent tho ,day In town on
bualneaa. . - .
Med lord movie fana divided be
tween Dorothy Dulton and Theda
Bora a tjielr lnvorlte film actresa.
Medtord. accurea O.A.C.. pitcher
to hurl agalnxt Weed, on the Fpurth
of JUJy, i .f : :; . , :.. :j :
Argument over' tho war on Main
atreet. grow j bitter police Inter
fered. - ' r
- Jftpavae, deny they nro sending
arms and munitions to Mexico. ,
Tom'Sharkcy, : fprmor neayy'-
welght battler, fjlca .artlclea of
bankruptcy, showing' he owea (299,-
000. and poasoeses $20. SO. v.
, President Wilson given authority
to aixpatch National Ouardemen
to Mexico, and republican ' leadera
oak: "la thla keeping ua out of
war, Thank aod!"
Wednesday
Frank Coleman, apeody left
fielder of tho local, .team' stopped
In a gppher hole at the ball, park
last evening, and sprained a ten
don. . ' ." . ,-.;''
Mr. and Mrs. Oris Crawford will
leave early In July, on a ten 'days
mqtor trip to tho northern part of
the 'alfttp,',1' ' '.:'".!' , ',
- Stirring editorial, lnmpoona' tho
Oregonlan, for opinion editorially
expressed, that President' Wilson
"will ever keep, us out, 6' war.""
1 William 8. ' Hart."' appear
"Blaze;1; in "Hell's Hinges" at the
rage. - ;
pie Arnsplger one) Trovo I,umH
den oave'' oh fishing tvin to' Fish
lake. ' " ' . .. '
As an, added., attrnctlon at tlie
nan game Sunday, inero will bo a
parachute leap from a balloon, ." ;
iorco of men enitnglng In open
ing road to Crater Lake rim.
' '$30 per ton! offered for . cannery
uartintrs
Hush of youth to enlist In the
National Cudrd ns Crisla wl(h Mox--Icd
groWs tenser.' '. ' .' ' '
The Bull Moose wing of the Re
publican party, shy at Candidate
rtugnea.
v Kxcollent roads on which the
light ralna had laid all dust, (
ahlcd John Orth and, party to, re
turn from Yrelta Inst nluht In three
Hours. The pnrty comprised Mr.
and Mrs. John Ortih, and thelir
guests, Mrs.' IT. T. McClellnn and
MIbs Mal-garet MiiClellan of Hose
burg. 1 -'
i ' ' ' Friday ' '
Mcdford defeats Oold Hill 4 to
3 Irt'a close go mo that kept the um
pire in hot water nil afternoon, and
.resulted In much hard talk among
players and fans'. 1 ' ' - - "
Sir Hoger Casement, Irish leadeh
goea on' trial fbf treason In aiding
Germany's cause.
, , , Repribllcan leaders appeal to wo
,mert voters not to ' be misled fry
Democratic plea; "Ho Kept lis Otlt
of War.".' col. noosovelt scolda'a
band lender, who played "I didn't
UalHO litv Itov'trt Un n JSAI.llAr 1 '- '
Second'W-nrd wonien organize to
get votea for Illue Iedge rnllroall
bonds. : ' --"'
Allies lnunch great offensive on
all war fronts.- ' '-'. -
The famous Orpet murder trial
nears end at Waukegan. 111.
Blij black bear sclirea residents
of thO uppet Orlfrin Creek region.
'-'.' . SntnrdOy '' '"- '
Mrs. H. tt. bumaden enlerlnlns
the.' Friday Bridge club nt her homo
on South Holly street. ' ! .
Dr. and Mrs. Emmons and young
sons return from , a trip to Port
land. ' ' ', :
Co.- T undergoes special drilling
nt nands ' or I.t.' Klmer Fosa for
service In Mexico. Lt. Foss bncka
Into a bloycle 1n front of the Gar-nett-Corey
bldg. and esoapes by a
miracle. t
C. El Gates sella a Fprd roadstor
to Hubbard Bros. ' ' . ' ,
Pbstoffice mall team runs away
when train whistle startles.
Francis X. Bushman nnd Beverly
Rnyno, In tho wonder" play;' "A
Million a Minute" at tho Pago aH
next week. - - i
Ir. and Mrs. F. 0. Thayer and
Mr. nnd Mrs. John B. Goodrich,
while near the mouth of Big ltuttii
stampeded, aj four horse team driven
ny w. u. iwia of Flounce Rock.
One of the leaders was unruly and
hauled the wagon off the-grade,
and it took Dr. Thayer: and Mr.
Goodrich two hours- to get the
wagon back on the grade and calm
the horses. - "
Mr. a,en's warning la that If
labor Is cut down It will cut up.
Vlrglnlan-Pllot
Knickers can best be described as
the triumph of moral courage over
vanity. Toronto Star. . : ' r
,
It'a about time for a Digest poll
to find out which grievance makes
tho most people, sorest. Loa Anr
SOlca Time.' ' '
ll is estimated, the destruction of Now York would, wipe out
50 per cent of the nation's genius ond !$ per cent of the nation's
bootleggers. , . j
What moat men would like to see
Is their atocks up to par and their
arolf down to It. American Lum
berman (Chicago).
A "typical American family' haa
been designated. We haven't In
vestigated but we'll bet It haa a car,
a radio, and A mortgage. Tampa
Tribune.
It la the staggering reparntlona
bill, according to Herren Sohacht
and Curtlus. that makea the out
look In Germany ao dun-i-olored.
Vlrglnlan-Pllot. '
4
"I kon'a know anything almut
i any depression," says J. P. Mor
gan. Oh. well; If you want to be
snooty, we don't know anything
about any billion dollars, either.
lareenvllle News.
jiqic ktuiiuiny
Ai$ Meier Whp la
' .(Salcnt . Capital-Jocruul)
r
' j'A toupte of wet-lta'ago Governor
Molflr' vtiblicly corureti Becniary
lot Htuto Hobs for taking a cuuple
of days Vacation from the 'statfe
hoUHe, when he, the governor, waa
on the Job and demanded that
other members of the board of
control act in accordance-with hta
own convenience. JutU what good
it does to have Mr.'Hosg present
is hard to figure, because ho is
Invariably overruled, set upon and
berated by the executive. This
week, however, the ; governor Is
away for the entire week, along
with Treasurer Holm an, ,and Hal
Hobs Is on the jobri-but the board
cannot; meet ! with .a quorum ab
sent. So hi uro even, for Mr.
Hojs can accomplish just as much
alone a he'oan with the others
prpHent- which Is nothing at all.
'' In the ssealousnesa for. economy,
tthe ' governor proposed , that the
state contract with an .outside cor
poration for janitor work at. the
state j house group .; of : buildings
claiming .thereby - a .-considerablo
saving would result."' But an audi
tor's report made public by Mr.
Hoss, showa that instead of saving
$22,000 a year, the proposed servlco
would, really mean an additional
cost to the state of J'J.657.84 over
what haa been appropriated for the
old system of janitor work.
Now the secretary of. state, not
the board of control,' Is custodian of
state building. under .the law, and
the Governor's .invasion of the sec
retary's province,' naturally1 arous
ed the ire of Mr.' Hoss,' who replies
as follows:
. It has been rather embar
rassing to me to have an offic
er ill another department criti
cising my 'management. If I.
had suggestions as to how the
(Governor ' mlpht save some
costs in his department, . I be
lieve that I , would make my
recommendations to him and
not to the press. But so-called
,. economy thav adds to the co.Us
of my department will not be
considered, and there Is a vactt
difference "between a saving of
$22,000 and an actual expense
of several thousand ' dollars.
The proposal of this company
was turned down by the ways
and means committee of the
last legislature, it is not ac
ceptable to the supreme court,
which haa Jurisdiction over
. their own building, It would,
mean the discharge of many
. old and faithful employes, who
are not only taxpayers, but
citizens as well; home owners
and entitled to consideration
for loyat services.
. .
A Tired Coolidge
(al's Tiered
" (S. P. Chronicle)
The .scene.ls the .country, store- of
Plymouth, Vermont. Some of tho
e'x-Presldent's old cronies arc sit,
ting about the place di.tcuKsIng the
news .that, Mr. . Coolidge has de
manded a. vacation from the task
of writing a 'daily newspaper nrtlclo
of 250 words. '
i r .... . AluMwt Firgotl4ia -
lf, thers is anything remarkable
aboiit'the.:incar(!eraUon of Robert
Gordon Duncan, the erstwhile "Ore
gon Wildcat," now chat service of
his modest sentence has begun, it la
the well-niph utter lpck of popular
Interest. The man who astonished,
dismayed, dominated and Inflamed
radio audiences of, many thousands
and who at length !was convicted
for the use dt language prohibited
by the federal radio act, goes to his
punishment as Jnglorlously as any
chicken thief.
. We are not gloating over the fate
of the signed wildcat, but merely
are pointing out the ineluctlble fact
that would-bo martyrs must give
proof of their fitless and sincerity,
muHt poaseas and suffer for a real
can ho, if they would wear the de
sirable crown of martyrdom. The
sincerity of the following is never
greater than the sincerity of the
agitato?. . And Robert Gordon Dun
can, who once Imagined that the
world was his oyster, and that the
faithfulness of hl fancied converts
would protect hfm in time of need,
or at least lend him a garment of
heroism, chews a bitter cud of re
flection. : They failed hfm. It was
stupid of so shrewd a man as this
ever to believe that such a partisan-,
ship would not desert its paladin.
He realizes now that not at any
time was he more- than a hectic
sensation. . , ,
The Duncans, the wildcats, of this
mortal comedy play to the gallery
for no protracted hour. . ThCy are
filled with delusions of grandeur
by the shallow applause of peanut
row. But presently comes the hook. !
:: Tho Tariff
From the bitter attacks upon !
tho American policy of protection!
that are made ' both by domestic
and foreign critics one would be j
led to believe the United States'
is the only country in the world
that maintains a tariff. Of course
the truth is that every commercial
country raised a large proportipn
of its revenues from duties on Im
ports. Here are some illuminat
ing facts: , : . (
In 1921) France collected in cuW
tom.H revenues a sum estimated at ;
1.5 per cent of the estimated per;
capita income of . its people. Ger-
many collected 1.8 per cent; Italy,
2.8 per cent: nnd Great Britain, 3;
per cent;, while during tho same!
year the United States collected
from customs seven-tenths of one
per cent of the estimated per capita
Income of our people'; In other
words, (assuming that the tariff
is a tax whipli. sometimes It is and
sometimes It Is not) the United
States levies upon its people only
a small part of the burden that
is laid upon the people of the so
called "free flrade' countries of
Hurope. t , ,
It will help Jo keep our think
ing straight in the presence of
prevalent discussion of the tariff if
we remember these simple facts.
(loin (Kan.) Register).
Mtion-s;i j
5iwetotluayc-awasa-lt Uooanjt
know wnax it--is-uuim .:
rion"! mriDceo Secreunry
assurance would go very far either
he knowa a great deal aooui m
hut orohably haa little know
about the 2 bill variety. At icaai. ys .Democrats are worrying about
ho never haa been known to oe. whethr -Hpoaer! proirty etirfot
people hove no confidence In con-i burg (w Vfl , BenUneI '
j those j frozen, paaeto K-iaw' ; oiiw (4-
khomMtolir,
particu.arly unlucky and so It must; nff toi IiyeGp4ralj Mators hifeh J
be assumed his wealth is not injenougji rbilpaslfoib tb finance ;thi j
mortgage znrougir auumer eiecufn.-
that form,
If It will be any comfort to per
sons who tear the corners off bill
of this denominate nnd thereby
increase the treaaury'a bxrdena, the
at-uranre may be given that this
currency Is not unlucky if you have
enuugh of- it. . It's only when you
have one Z bill that yoifre out of
luck. And that's no superstition.
(Kansas City Star).. '
- .
The annual prize for faint praise
goes to the booster who said fly
ing Is now as safe as walking.
Denton (Tex.) Record-Chronicle.
Dallas.Xewa.
The hop-skip-and-jutap. method
been a trifle dilatory for the Lono. ;
Eagle, but Charles Augustus knows
that a family man has responsibil
ities. Washington Post.
Deafness Is not a handicap but
In many cases a positive assistance
in automobile drivijiff, says a Boston
doctor. These latter cases aro, no
doubt, where the bark-seat is oc
cupied. Arkans.is Cassette.
; Lem Somehow it Jest don't eeem
to make sense.
Asa If it; warn't right in cold
print' I'd. say It was a derned lie. CaJ
Coolidge heyln' 't take a rest from
writin one little three or four Inch
nrtlkul a day! It don't seem pos
sible! ;'- afepthn He never was no Her
cules, I'll allow, but I woulda sworn
on a stack o' Bibles he warn't so
weak ns all that.
; ' Iem It's a downright refleck-
shiin on Vermont', if you nsU me.
jjuke That's my voy o thinkln'
too".'A Think of a Vermont native
pon, raised right here inthese
mountains 'n' never mollycoddled,
comin' out In print n claimln' he's
all tired out from writin' an nr
Uckul sri smnll it ain't hardly vis
ible to th naked eye!
Abner U Jest goes to show the
softenln' Influence of prosperity n'
city life. ' ' j
Lent I think Vermont oughtcr,
do sumptn about it If only to pre-j
erve Its self-respect. I remember j
Cnl when he' htd t' get up at sun-
rise, feed the stock, turry the hordes
and do a mess of chores afore
breakfusL Then he'd work all day
with the hayin' in a, broilln' sun
without complalnin'.
badlah I've seen him put in
twelve hours at a stretch maple
augnrln without any yellln' about a
vacashun. j
Abner T never thought I'd see
th day when any Plymouth boy
would get all hot 'n bothered over
a Httle acrtbblln for the news-1
papers
Lem Taln't as if he had to write,
a whole column with verso n' snap-,
pyi paragraphs 'n everything llko'
that. Bakes alive! He don't b.ev
to write much more than you'd find,
under a harness hd In a mall order
house anyhow. - !
OhadiPh An they tell me he
gets $200,000 a year for the stuff.
Abner I reckon it's lookln at
thf m checks that wenm him nil out.
ain't built to take all that money
without feelin' the strain.
Jeplja Th' mere fact he ..links
ho emiM break down from any
such trlflln' occupation Jest goes to
show he's getttn' false notions 6
liff. Fust thing you know we'll
hesr he's gone Into a physical do-1
cllne from openln' Ivis mornln mail.:
4 j
That artist who says there is no
beauty In straight lines' should wait
and see a fast single going overt
ocond bat. Publisher Syndicate..
. i
Too bad our pucillsts can't de-i
velop some of the fighting spirit
displayed by the theologians,.
Florence Herald- , . ; . ;.
T.iu'k In Kuougli $2. Bills
Tho federal treasury complains
that it sometimes costs as much as
$15,000 a month to replace f2 bills
that havo to bo withdrawn -from
circulation because they have been
mutilated by persons who have
heard that the 111 luck known at
tach to that denomination of cur
rency can bo dispelled by pinching
off a corner of It. .
Of course, there's no use denying
52 bills are unlucky; It would be
useless to try to combat a super
stition no deeply implanted. But
it would pay the treasury If it could
sori.ehnw convince, the American
penplo the jinx cannot bo taken off
this currency by mutilating it. .Iu.it
how such conviction could be con
ypypd we do not know. It wouldn't
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