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Newspaper Page TextPAGE SIX MEDFORD MATL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, QRE(!ONr, THURSDAY, .TAXLTAKY 2. 39:10. Medford Mail Tribune , , i i Ullr, main. tU , . . Poiliilwl by MEDFORD HINT1NO CO. 1MMI N. Fir It. , wmm w. Ri ia, Miter lUUrll SMITH. Uiwir An Inkpendeot Nawipapec ' Bntarad as Hcond elasa natter ti Ibdford, nta Act 01 Marco , 187. MEDFORD'S DANCE PROBLEM SUBSCRIPTION BATES t Mall In Atnnix: Dally, villi tundiy, rear If. BO Pallr, Willi 8un0ay, month 15 Hilly, without Sunday, year MO IImDv. illH,ut Huiidiv. UHjnlh C5 Wnkly Mall Tribune, lint yl 1.00 ! 'Suiktay, una yrar B.e.0 tly Carrier, III Adralie In Mni'ord. Ailtlanil, Jartufltilll., Central 1'ulnt, rboenli, Talent, OuU Hill aral on nffhrniys: Jlally, allh Sunday, aonUi t pal y, vllliout Sunday, muulb 69 Dally, witlwut Sunday, on year 7.00 Pally, with Sunday, ona year 8.00 .All tar mi, casli, Jo adranee. . Official paper of Ilia Clly of Medford. Official paper of Jaelwun County. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry Annual review f the Into Anno Domini, . -11129, with itH Joy mid HorrfiWK and mtre thumb, here with xulmilitcd: .Tiiiinary ' New Year unlit-red In and im mediately Hlnrtri l click, mm lint Klanuy have it, nr. to function, an the JIuiiHlii.KorH. Jnc, would put It. J .Low flylnjf north bound air mall MuekH a ilatf polo and nds hutiK up on ft clntlii'Hlino lank of the .luck mm St. nehnolhouso. Valley in Jin zed hy ft roiifilnK foff. John jmJin mndK p oh t card from Tin .lunnn, ll'In(r "wMi you wen; here." Kpldomic of odi prevails. .Many fire laid up. nnd t.iroo are laid down. Now tfriiHM Ih comlnK nlonK fine, County dork report liiuitior year for Daniel Cupid, with never no many cnlerintf the hofy Imndu of Htarvelitck. Womon folliH wearing Hprintf lialK. . , 1-Vhriiiiry (.round XUm Uay arrives on time nnd In not K'eeled hy a pageant. Up and I'ominK and icoliiK citizen win out of Murmon auto and HtoopH over, revealing "n unstable condition in the seat of JiIh panlM. Anbury Beall's boy busy plowinK with hew tractor. Rumor Coach 1'rlnk Callison will go to Oreson to coach Kionh, and holds anemia with cum put politician. For men need rain: o does the Kiound. Detachment of orc'.iardlHtH return from sunny lands, more In niwer than in haste. Court Hall's rheu matism ousted, when he pons n poem. Annual demand for n "bourn" sponsored by coterie of (Cents with nothing to low. lloom fizzles out, per cuwtom. March President Hoover Rets In the saddle. l-Mrst robin of spring ar rives too soon. Screw-tnlled Bos ton bulldog, horn nnd raised in Salem, Oregon makes how In local social whirl, riites the wtoiik man and crawls under the davenport to mourn. Pussywillows meowing along Hear creek, lllg.i schuol baHketbull team goes to Salem and "wins state toga. Sixth street opened and becomes pro-eminent is a speedway. March goes out ike a lion. Legislature at Salem tlill In Portland. April All-Fooled Day observed without A pugouiit. Spring Ih in the. air, and tho banks nnd barbershops run out of birthdays of famous men to celebrate by closing up. Horticulturists Htart trying to Htnuko out (1. Jackson Frost, (lood picnic weather prevails. Drug stores advertise poison Ivy cures. Fruit crop ruined. Frill I crop not ruined. WanderliiHt fcrlps many, ii ml they start fleeing towards Atlantic ocean. Kitten ball lcagua stnrts. Ilouso files and screen doors appeal'. : May May flowers, protlueed by April showers, produce n riot of color on side hills, , Wave of melancholy sweeps over schoolmu'aiiis as school year near end of Its course. Jack Frost skedaddles, as do local croHB-country runners. C o a c h Prink CaUlson Mnteaces self to "Mighty Oregon." Fish gels by cannery at mouth of Itogue and accidentally patches on Pay (lold dam fisher. Ill no 'Juno grooms start inarching with firm steps to the preachers. June roses afflicted witlt mold. January purchaser of Marmon nuto reverts to the Ford of his father, to thwart walking four blocks to lunch. Another railroad threatened. Henry Ford sings the glories of forward-looking Medford In Lit. Dig. Iloads very dim. v. SOS plant holds grand opening. ' inly Natal day of the nation onuses hegira to Creccnt City. Old Sol turns on heat. Womenfolks net charming rich-brown tan at the drug NtoroH. Pears polllnlzlug po litely. Applegale swimming holes enjoy liberal palromiKo, I In If the leaves of the calendar have fallen. AiimiM Uartletf pears start going east. SKO a ton offered fop cannery Itart-.s Hall Is feared. Woods catch fire from carelessly thrown cig arette. Hokuo river experience!. shorlnKc of water. Fuel hill nte shrouded In mantle of smoke. Italu Is needed, September Diabolical co-operative conspir acy divulged. Medford Pay at county fair. Jennie Jones trots milo In 2:511 U. Hunters angry be cause governor vonl let them wander Into timber and shoot solves until fire hnxurd passes. Hoy stacks dot 'tho landscape. Leaves commence to turn yellow. The corn limks better Uisii it tntes. October Search started for October rains. Novell i lcr Demand for rafn henrd on every hand. Football tentn gets Its first licking In seven years. Visiting referee gets n cussing. Thanksgiv ing comes and goes. T'eevmlior K Riiln encountered, fllad Yule season opens with re-foreslation of tho Mnln HI em. Good Ht. Nirk spreads sunshine. Ned Vllns be comes n two-fold father. Old year taggers out, . m . pHOM what we can learn of the Elks dance enibroulio. it whs plainly due to a iitisuiulerstaiKlin. and sslioii.d be quickly and it mien My settled, j , Informed that the 'ew Year's eve affair was a public dance, the, City Council directed Mrs. Itarto, tho matron, to attend it, in the line of her regular duties covering public dances. Mrs. liarto, however, was denied admittance, officials of the Klks explaining the dance in question was not public, but pri vate, open only 1o members and their invited guests. This must be true. The Klks is not only a private club, it is in Medford equivalent to a city club, its membership comprisinu representative business and professional men of the entire city. Obviously, the duty of a dance matron should no) extend to the social affairs of such an nrgaiiixut ion, any more than to lli" social affairs of one or more private individuals. ; 'I'll K fact that admission is charged to a dance docs not make that dance a public, one. Subscription dances are frequently given, where the expenses are cow ret I by a per capita charge, but dance matrons do not attend them and SIIOI'1,1) not attend them. The duties of a dance matron only extend to those public paid dances, oprn to any individual who cures to purchase ;i ticket. . - With the character of the Klks social affairs thus understood there should be no trouble in the future. There would liavr been no Irouhh' at I he outset if mailers had been hilly explained. X7i' live hcMi urged , by certain individuals, indignant over " the New Year's eve incident, to advocate the removal of t ho port of dance matron as a nuisance and an example of the ciy government meddling in affairs which are not its concern. ' AVe do not share this point of view. Some control mid su pervision of puhlic dances in the cily we regard as necessary and desirable. To do this a dance matron is needed. Fai' belter to retain the dance matron, and give the regu latory system ft thorough trying out, instead of jumping to tin; conclusion it is a failure simply because initial mistakes may have In, n made, and a misunderstanding created. With the distinction bet ween public daiycs and pri.vale dances clearly understood, we see no reason why there should be any trouble, or serious friction, in the future. jfT simply can't be done. ,And until these Kast-West games are I .A. ..I I ' ! IV. . . I . I !!. . - l MHvt'u in Hie nasi, or on neutral griuiuoj, eiiiiiiiiHiui)f vteainer as a factor, the results can't be-regarded as decisive, or demon strating the superiority of Coast football over Kastern football. That is whv Stanford's vietorv over "West Point in New York last year was so significant, it DID demonstrate Coast j. Fanueii sni ... ..... . iiiui superiority. And it the Trojans had beaten I'lUsburg in the Kast, the same superiority would have been demonstrated, v Hut on its Kastern trip Southern California was not only, beaten by Notre Dame, hut ati'ording to all football, experts, the game showed the latter team to bo two touchdowns better. Now Pittsburgh, rated equal to Notre Dame and by some well-known coaches better, ii; beat-.n 41 to 14, and shut out 82-0 after a little over two quarters. True, the weather can't explain all of thai.;. Hut that would not be as unreasonable, in our opinion, as to claim the weather had nothing to do with it. An athlete doesn't have to stagger wilh bis tongue hanging out to be affected by u sudden change of climate. Jt is a matter of condition. : And, when a man like ('ansa, in the clear, is caught from behind, it doesn't suggest good or even fair condition.' , MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE Do Yon Remember? FOOTBALL AND SUNKISSED LOS ANGELES A S ii fnotlinll expert, (I'riiliiiiii AleNiuuee is mi excellent Imri lone. In his imiilysis of the Tro.jiiii-I'ittslnirt.'li unme, New Yeiif's tiny, 1 lit world's foremost rmlio iiniioiineer brushed iiwny the' weailier us n fiietor in the result, with one resonant vihniitiou of his well-trnined voenl ehords. I'illliiii'tfli, he iniiinliiined, eoulil not have been nfl'eeted by tlio fieat in the first hull', nnd yet wiis outclassed to the tune of four touchdowns to none. If. tin; weailier had been a factor 1'itli-bui'iili could never have played so well in the second half, mil U in vr two touchdowns, mid practically lioldinj; the Tro.jiins even in the last two ipiarlers. . , : Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D. liml . ft. i;nat.aiy liirlii lit. In. I. unite Hum- ii.r - H. I'rlratlj .nal il fer.lu IS. Tit. uld ting l(. lllBmt coitil. form ' 17. Mulila btlura IK. Willow in. I.prnl clulm sti. mix. -51. MnamHfic ' ' nlrkiiitme St. Nu.reil Imnsfl! iHr. 3. Ili.ja ii. NciiHiy " Sr. INmiin.morii- 1U. ruelHl dlaki SO. I'uiivr money . 34. Il.rtilnn of "Hen llnll" Vi. AKrHeineiiti tin. Tlilnir , 3". Ilealil. 3H. of a lunik 39. II it miner ' i 411. Devoured 41. Murk nf nmlKfcion 4!. Hull mt 43. Mute, illffer. eitlly 45. Chief ' 4fl. Ooil of wnr FHpplviNiewyEARn Ol A R3CalsM!-XtMl r, iiM'P lTr "C-g1 SPATl IosImIi icC 1 pen iTiet I ' tiAp rn UalrelslsllilrilplJ It. Roll noolk" 'f tu run oi a niin Ir.l ahow ft. Manner 18. Aire. 23. Wrlllni flnldt 94. l.laaor S3. Und.ratood bnf not giprwicu 37. Perlnlnlnx to tit. cheek t$. Tit. ereum til. J.ow liuunl. 3. Lnru. bundle! 31, Jliibnlnln nymitk ss. Com : 1 ' 33. fTomfinona etlier 33. Tiny openlnfff lis. Jleillnj nil. llotiater ' 41. Anxlelr 41. Ivje.t Scot. S. Hln n I . . 15. Allonnnrf . tor. 44. Hmnll iiindlci I, , w ruing Iiii pie- , wualu ' .! a 4i. Tnrrj . 1 mem . . IIOWN" 47. Henl Itttied In I'M prrtalnlnc In iienonal liraltb ami hydroe, not In tllea dlacnoili or trralnenl will tie amiirred by Hr. Braily If a BUmped, aeir-aildriMiied emeloiw la eneloaed. uttera ilwuld bi brief ami written In Ink. lining lo Ilia larite llinouer of letter, rerelved, only a fe can be answered Iterr. No rfply ran ne uiail. lo qiwrlea not confurmliig t. liutructiona. Address lir. Willlaot Urady In rare ol nils newipaper. " 32. lleiurfed I. 'It y In lonii on. riotitei. s. I'reouro "11. t 37. flee, of tyooil uny uaed to liloek 3. Moldilif; n nbeul'. mo. 4. iul tiul of tlte Hon . iiminl til.ee 39, Aiunnir . ft. Tern li-nves ttll. Knded- n. Is de fettled til. Kitten awar 7. Oreedv Vs. Hindu tiueen b. Kernnlo Intnl. K3. AnlmuK' liilr. iitni.e i 47. l.nrifB murine el. Kink llirnufrli S. .tlnku a mli u.l, r..,.P ' ...l. 1 in: cuisis not a ti itixi point. Aitordlni; to n n w utoi-y i r.0.- j tho iiltthen or any where they pre 000 "iilUrrliiiH" Ktoiniiii a cemetery j ffretl tin lonn; n they didn't pol In .Maiden, Miikh., the other tiny. , ,,uo lhp Hnonhere of the Hkk- whore riili'iiftiloMH room. I nunnt that hoth nhvsl emeu of the run-! l"" i'y'noioKiciitiy. Tne tommy Fort had ' K"n'1 n,"'s" w"s rather shocked, l.oon rumoieil saw ' "- Anyway. Aunty noon opened havinK o c c ui red I ''y''"' realized the wake hadn't at tin- ifi'tive of a 1 ""' actually sinlled n llt- elerirvman w h o I Then,! knew r hftd 'em. and .lied more than-vu" "'!' Mieve I '0"" f" 1- vain.iKe 01 me Nituation. on Ieav lllK 1 Innuetl n wariilnn that i." any further liflirnthon HluntH in I ' prayer line Wert; HltiKi'd 111 I he tli'krotim i Hhould ri-llre fronl I the ciihc. I I'tttyer Is a flnu tlilnu. but when it Is futalistle. IS. I'rorliltd with aline. 49. Until. 3u. Dented cham tier SI. Krnnl of a liuut 33. I'eralnn poet ' 31. Ilnaeliull team 33. 1'repnre, for liultllrulloa 57. llry 3rt, In furor of TKN- YEARS AOO, TODA,v (From fllea of the Mall Tribune.) January 2, 1910 , Mall-Tribune tames o "Home ateader'H Edition" and "greets 1910 with a clear eye, and head upraised, for the unprecedented prosperity (insured for the Motiue River-valley; the "coming year. ' . , ' there was a sound df ''revelry lover lhB city at mldnlslit, to Rreet the New Year. ' i JudiVo William N. CoIVIr, proaR Itleht ol Ihe'.t'humber of Couiniericef writes ot prqspucts. iil'a twoHajlUnirj lartlcle; -vj 'J jj?; i Mr. Olen Arnsiiiger and brlile ar I rived from Halter City Friday unci will take up tbeir residence at 01 It Oaktlnle Avenue; South. Doth riro' grtiduntes of the I'niversily of Ore gon,' whele Mr1. ,'Arnsplger' was a football star and is employed us as- J : Census Bhows there are'l-l?! pn Ipil in Medford schools. There. are 1 11 more gtrls than hoys, .v.- half a century IIKO. V'lsllinx my old liomc Lown hi thi- mcliiiiiholy daya juyt past, 1 (lioiiKlii, "Wi.iil lli.s ciimmunll.v needs js a (4001I miraclu cure'' and I considered at somo lonrjihl si-venil tentative scIhiiiph to launch; QlTTIOXS AXD AXSWKUS, HH-tl a liouiu. All 1 lacked wasj a suitable case of hysteria not !' hysterics, hut. the real thine to mart ,the name: preferably a pa tient wearint- crutihes which he could throw away at the psycho logical moment. (We could af ford to provide him with a new pair later, whi n his excitement passed ). Crowd I HO. 00(1 credulous fnllt , i wiu'ii- me supply ""' ' "'''''"'i.y that boasts per- mk , unavailable. nap 'io.uuii population and you Te hound to stimulate business. If this wore a country where liesli Milk fur I lie lliitibii. Can you tell me whether ... (a manufactured milk and sugar pro duct) Is correct tood for u small infant? I have heard It causes rickets. Mrs. 11. II. , Answer In my opinion It Is not correct food for itn infant, tho it 73 t gj! j t 17 I I? WM' " I" 's ; ; 45 t 44 .' ; 4S . .. , s; , , r-- r . 4t 44 So 7j , S , :&iS2 S4 SS !S T T. 5y s$ 3y TWEXTV YKAKS AOO TODAY (From files of the Mall Tribune.) January 2, 1900 ' Harvard defeats Oregon, 7 to 0, in the New Yeur's game at Pasa dena. Oregon's stand on the two inch line was described as mag nificent by all who saw the game. Oregon players, chagrinned at de feat, "fear home folks will view them as a piece of Tillumook cheese."'' Large crowd of fans hear returns from In front of the Mnil- irinune. Joe Gagnon, now operating the stret car line to Jacksonville, put. the large car in operation. A. II. Williams writes a letter to the editor favoring the "mild reso-. Unions" instead of the Ixxlge reso lution. Attorney ; (Ins e Newbury writes a lettor upholding Senator Lodge. .,." ,; ' .' Taking of the 11. 8. census starts in Jackson county. trol it.1. Others will fade away like onieriil'lliV. OS u-hnn li'iivnllni ' il. II 1 1 inc. u.u Dlflhl. wiutn uu.cin. " - " " '.IIIM JINK-'III llll'f I I'llll liaillCS lllll'llll I.H...I serves well enough to title over nn'nows bow ninny obligations of emergency, as when traveling, where the supply of pure fresh On'KIiKICIAU.Y there is slnniit support for this ni'K nnd it will probably be a popular verdict. Neverthel she might ace the light and sin cerely resolve lo fichuvc decently If allowed to go free. r Once 1 hail a pneumonia pa llenl anil what's more this pa tient survived, she may be alive today for all I know. She was a frail little Woman. bul a j-ood sort. oh. too good, as I was pres- uinent, theless, wo don't believe any real students of the kiiiuc will so quickly eliminate tho weather as ii lnetor, this weather that made Air. M.c.Xamco so ifonil'orliihle in his shirt sleeves, and so rhapsodic as he viewed the toy ha 1 1 Dims carry the American flajf over the Sierra Madre mountains, bathed in the tropical sunshine. 41 fX filet, in out' opinion, 111-.' weather must be considered in ox- plaiiiiiiK some features of this surprising upset, tho defeat ol an Kastern team, that I'op arner rated as superior to Notre shier can always .do better for name, by the ovorwhclmi,, score of 47 to 14. To s at leas. 1 1 " ' "r"ZZ sure, but in this instance it was bail. In due coiirsi' my patient readi ed what la technically called the "crisis." tTnfortunate term: it merely signifies a fall In the fever and great lvlbf of all the symp toms; perhaps It taken 12 hours sht.ultl yield anil "lose the jump" as it did. practically throutili- j is fine, provided provided cvery out the came. i thl"K N""- I nbapi.y If She Doesn't' Uiltlie, Misenil.le If She Does. dual rights and equal Justice : vtv(ecay m,KP,.n,,ie if I don't have were assured for nil, every mlra- i,..,i. ... i.... i .. cle ,n, cWtn dispenser and mys-1 ,'m ,Just as'mlserable when 'l do n-i.v iimiiBi'r exptoiiing tne sicainthi 'M'i-.... nui . cu HHfi Wlltl,. in jiiii on nreau anil Wilier anil wholesome hard labor until he or : Among all the sorrows of Wall Street, however, bright spots stand bathe from Itching afterward. 1'vo.o'it. Actual dividends declared in they I UI.U ........... . . , - ,,. an increase of more than a thou- I . , nai itioiiuiniiicuuiis ill inula, softeners, but make no difference. . . - .1. 10. T. Answer Probably 'your sebace ous glands are soldiering on the Job, insufficient sebum or skin on, sand million dollars over 1928. dry Irritable skin. Water wlth W"e are really NOT poor, only a or without soap of course, re-j little jliseournEed,' smite of " us at moves mime of the scanty oil nnd the Idea of beginning over again, aggravates the trouble.. Try dry . , " . ' t . j-u.i.ioii, Liiuu.itii, CAic,.io u ir vivnl of business in ltt:!0. Wall Street- bids 1929 goodbye in the "All-National of the 80,000,000 shares, some-1 Congi ess" condemn by a vote ot ... . j ... ,uis to ta, at unaniti s request me thill"; .tuust. happen. It Uul attempt to bomb the viceroy of ln- liappen. . iu,a- Hather a narrow margin, on a ! bombing. A fight among the patriotic Hin dus was avoided by a narrow mar gin. If India should gain absolute in dependence and home rule, which 1929 tip to December 28, totaled more than four billion, four hun dred and sixty-two million dollars, probably she will NOT, there would it is the only thiny: that explains why an All-American back like I'iiiisii, 10 second mini, the fastest baelt on an Kasleru oritliron, elelii'inv; "11 lachlers in Hint first quarter, should bp overtaken from liehintl, by Snuiidei's, almost nil unprecedented thins.' in liipli class football. And it is at least a likely explanation of why the Pitt line, aeliiiowleil'.'etl the stroiiKcsl line in the Kast, cleaning air baths. Keep on hand a Jug of dew or a tulle of skin I ently to learn. She had a lot of !,., ,. . ,,,.. h,..,,-; quietly, prices rising mildly, wheat good reunions, to... Among Vm ,,.,.,,,. nfep llat,inB. was her nurse. Now It is pret- UuXy r Uimn lj)M.ks vh.ase ty sound ollcy for a doctor to. Write. "mi- u itacii s.'tu wncn lucre is, n ii ,,, i ,hoi .. . . : ... illness In his own famllv nn not- . . '' -". "I '. V I "overusing campaign telling nnout - t 1 1 1 1 uh niorp a no in. it exncri-iic ntaui nir mt'nt wilh -tho home made rtye for daikonlni? Rrny hair. Miiny of us in t)ui forties or oarlicr kvo mir JnliH rudaiiKiM'oil by tho Hilvor thtviulH 1111111111: tho hrown. ('. .! -T. . fiKhlinK minority, anil Afghans out uido of India would do to the Hin dus with British power removed, and Itrtuin looking on, would till tunny pages. STQSIES As lor that seorinp; in the seeontl hull', it was inevitable that a leaiii, with n lil-point ieatl, should let down more or less, as it was inevitable that it leaiii that couldn't complete a forward pass tliirini; the first half of the mime, should by the law of chances complete one ov two in the seeontl. . AM) forward passes, coupled with superior stamina and re ur' ulotio-lh u till ,... W ... .1.. ' "' , ' " in in ii,,.,-, , ,ii.- him hi mi; ill lie- prive Southern Californiii of the (dory of its victory. She won it fairly, overwhelmingly, could uiitloubtetlly have beaten any football team in the country at Pasadena on New Year's day. j Hut we are not ready to admit the weather was not a factor i and an important om. In fact, we don't believ there is any Kastern team, after a month 's freezing weather and snow-cov ered ground, thai can conic to Ijos Antreles ami, alter only n week's practice, do itself full justice in an atmosphere where 70.0110 people sit iu their shirt sleeves and summer dresses. In this case I fear the good nurse misconstrued the "crisis." At any rate the relations did, and the nurse npparently succumbed to the general psychology of anx iety. At the romantic hour of midnight the nurse summoned me hurriedly: Aunty was dying. r Just couldn't afford it at the mo ment, so I reached the bedside us soon as I could. There were divers impediments in my path cousins, sisters, ttncles. sons, neigh bors et cetera all praying fer vently and In fine vole?. I real ised instantly that here was n ct'b-is for me. If th hocus-poctiR went on and Aunty lived where t would 1 ho Whereas. If I dared to halt the game and then Aunty went and ' died well. It was a mean situation. However, I was young then and not at nil ills erect. So I bustled 'em out of the sickroom In no gentle wnv ami hade 'em do their praying In higher. Henry Ford welcomes the mv year by spending millions In one J telling about His motto is: "Have whut people want; then, let them know you hnve It." ' M Another system of street'rur and liitermhaii lines, driven into a re ceivership in New York stule, is another reminder that the motor bus came to slay. Railroads that ignored and tie- ,,aclc to " fir('lll:e by the Little spised the motor bus first, are now Ulack flock, and the brightly running buses of their own in many dressed creatures who lived in the states. ' " Fireplace were talking about their plans. i .nnwoi' That was tho sukkob- Uon to dissolve a piece of copporas rh uti Hiilphato) tho 'hIko of a chest nut in n pint of ll:u'k toa. nnd rnnili or ItriiHh the sruy hair wltn this dally, to keep it dark. Sove- l.e.-.rnc with this: about half of ,au,,t roims' . l?UK.mP lu"eri .hen, rvtin.. .Ilnt.nln.monl nn,i ,Wn' nilV 8ia"eU nelr OWn "' tho other half Path-faction. i. iI,g ,mes- ' 4 !? hiifiuinf tho roNtill ilenendM nil the' 11, A uaa... a i " -1 IV-HTf, I 41 lit tlUlII UK bTlllMIL fill i rnithrtilitOHM unit i'itftiliii-llv nf !in-itt.,n" r M......I. - " - - .-. 1,1111-, ut innuiit, iiriiM ui uir Miiea plioatlon. Anyway it is harmless, j Detroit to Chicago reduced to only mat may or RiayiiiK mur uoosia mte nu)re tlmn rafiroad fart aeiuauy impair tne us-muiuohs 01 an individual In business or in dustry is a nad commentary on ihe IntollinroiTco of the people who think like that nr rather people whose wisdom comes ready made, (ropyrhiht John R Dille Co.) TIM? FIKKPUACR l.F.AlEll By Mary (Ji-alittin noiinef. Joha and Peggy had been taken Chicago. Two hundred prison ers tn county Jail viewed the hang ing ot Kafaelo Durage, as "an ex periment in psychology." The pris oners, hardened felons, viewed the hanging and, when the trap was sprung, cried In unison: "When do we eat?" Washington. Senator McNary of Oregon weary of delay over signing of peace pact. . tho match I'll wave my llttlo right hund finger. That will mean that It is time for all of you to come forward and start to . play and scamper nnd burn. "We have many, many relatives, and they will all do the same In all the fireplaces everywhere. "Hut always wait for the signal! Never come forward until the match Is struck and the fire Is supposed to begin. People will say that tho fire is starting. '-We -wilt know that that first llttlo flame is ' my right hund finger waving to the rest of you to start." 1 And then Peggy and John bow ' the Leader wuve his little right hand finger, n tiny flame could bo seen, and then more and more more and more flames as tho fire started to go. I'ut there were a few who were pouting and complaining. They went around trying to catch the others Tind hold them so they coll!d not follow the Leader. "Now what's the trouble?" the Lender asked. "What are they doing?" John asked the Little lil.ick Clock. Tomorrow "Tito IVmtlng Onen." ' ' Brisbane's Today r.w 1 1- "J v5k EM 1 - li. (Continued from Pair On.1 MUTT AND JEFF A Boom in Retail Dignity ii feV "public utility concerns" and prints (10.000,000 shares of wind and water with 'JO.OOO.OOO shares of preferred, ami heaven charge of passenger flying and con plus Pullman cliarga. Another telegram from the Uni versal Air Lines System ot Chi cago says: "Pilot Kay Fortner, in a tri-motor Fokker. carried 12 pas sengers and an assistant pilot from Chicago to Cleveland, a 26 miles, in 97 minutes. TWO HUNDRED AND . THIIKE MIl.KS AN HOl'R." Thnt trip is one leg on the nrouosed ! j New York. Los Angdes route. The i Fireplace Leader. He wore a ma- fare will be the same as by rail, j nlflcent suit of the color of the I Against an airplane going 200 j brightest flames. miles an hour, what chance will a I "Of course people will have to railroad have, going til miles an ! "dp tne Leaner said. "Hut hour, with fares the same? Amerl- wl h0 ready to help them too. cans are In a hurry. ; They must lay the fuel in the flre- , place and strike the match to start intelligent railroad men will take off the papers nnd kindlings. "I.at just as soon as they strike They were de ciding . how they W'ould n 1 w a y s dress In bright, bright costume, so Oa ' to give cheer and warmth to people. They also said that they would some times quiet dov. n so that their em bers could be used for roasting pop-corn, apples nnd chestnuts. Then spoke the WHAT'S me MATTfift WITH YOU. A,lV& rAf JOB CouiW AT Trlt BCrVtT A)U6 OFFICSS" T airT eiaiLV H AJ TO tJO ALU Trvt. DVRT BUT AU. r HCAft IS HY BY- WS, A.MD HY BoY THAT FfcorA EUGRY 5rM IMTHg OPTICS IMSOUIM&.X CAULS IT "WAT FRocA EU6RY ij, IMTH6 OFFICfil ( IMSOUIMG, t CA yJ L I'LL (vrK euCRYftoW FROcA THe BoSS DoulrVJ TO TH aNlToft STOP CAULINS MBOt ., M MAO' Boss, t wsnT Mofte MOfoi-y om THIS JOB OW 1 VWflMX tM0ie.fi RespecTi CAW Y0 THIMK OF THAT SAt CALLING M A BoV aka all r 6t ts: stutM Uucics By BUD FISHER fRAlSfe THS Bozo'S SALAftV FIFTY ccnts a. wieect. i-'J DON'T PuT vjP tjuiTH C TT -.7 p.n ,.i.r.u Mu I -TTJ TH4T lAMlTOle STTtP I r- rjhe iNuirr. I u un , ur-Liucr; i i - , i - ..... c.. " " Au ULTIMATUM TO ICAULINS M B6Y THAT SA? CnLLiNto M n oov m AM ULTtMATVJr TO . . . .... .TrT. T a.A1L rcuT lt HeurJM Kufk-tF Quill Points Wall Street wouldn't feel flat tered ,-tf. it Could "'ee the New Year resolutions this time. Making it legal to hunt deer with how nnd arrow Is a blight Idea. It won't he difficult to pull nn arrow out of a guide. The monkey needn't . feel offend ed. People ohjeet- to all ot their relatives. So tho way to preserve pros perity Is to keep on spending, fieely! Like thunder It is! We've . tried it. There's hnrdly anything left for i Byrd now, unless he wants to try sliding down Niagara In a plane. And many a' sn-cnlled open mind Just seems that way becnuse of the great open ' spaces between Ideas. ' Therx's no danger of revolu tion In a Inittl where everya body - meekly obeys .n "no parking" sign vrttKint asking who put It there..' Py gum! A higher tnrlff on hay! But still there's no protec tion against the furiner's split rails. . Solomon isn ; described as howl ing In anguish, so , the Joint nc count' pi-oluthltf WatirOt known Ih those days. ' J- : ' ' .Vmerrrnnltim: .Making a sport of buying stolen goods: wonder ing what causes so many thefts. Treachery la shamerul and you' can't blnme n congressman for disowning a trunk thnt leaks on him. There's good in everything. The Junk you gel for Christmas win seem a token of love to some htide next June. ' Still, you can't expect peace nnd order in Ihe best of peniten tiaries if you persist In sending uvh tough people there 1 il ' - -