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PAGE FOUH MEDPORD MATE TRIBUNE, MED FORD, OREGON", FRIDAY, MAY 10, 1929. BEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE DsJlF, lonlar, Waall; rubllalMd W Um U1UKUKD rUNTIMU GO. i ?n n. in it. BOBEIT W. BUHL, auurni tuna. Inure) aj aseond class utM It Msdtsro, Hull, unto Act ol Hatch I, 18t. idmchiption eitij IT Mill Is Adrane.: Dillr, dill iuodaj, issr "5? Pal&, ilia Similar, Meolli '$ Dtllf, without Bundv. Isr '-J? Dallf, without Sunday, noalb .id Wnllr Hall Trunin., Ms laar Sunday, out fear ........ 1-00 By Carrier, In Adianee In H.dIord, Aibuuid faciwnillla. Central Point. Phoenll, Talent, Oeld aill and on Highways: A . alth Amu., ainnlh .....I .10 Dally, without Sunday, fflonto .6$ Oaily. without Sunday, one rear TOO Daly, altn Bundv, one year I 00 411 terms, cub lo adfaoea. HCMBEB OF THB ASSOCIATED PRESS Beedrbu mil Ueied (tin Serrlea TIM Associated Press It eittaltelF entitled to 0k um (or publication of III news dispatcher edited u It or oUiarwlM credited In this pspor. and alio to UK local news published baraln All rlfbta for publleatloe) af apaclal dhpoxewee serein are alio raatnad Adtertltlng KepKsentstffei al C. MOCENSKN 4 CIIMPANt Ottleee In N Tort Dilcar. rvirolt. tan franeUeo, Ue Anislae, Saattla, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Ptrry Things are looking bright for the campaign promise of President Hoover to abolish poverty, as he flatfootedly favors the removal of the farlff on garlic. Garlic is snowy whlto in appearance, but is a skunk In vegetable form. Bill Dates headed an expedition yestorday to the Blue Ledge mine, which failed of Its objective. While delivering a lecture on how he injected efficiency into a Peoria soap factory, when a slip of a boy, he got on the wrong road. Humdinger, Inc., circles were filled with disgust at the news that more people were acquainted with the football team, than with the fish. The dry-voting Illinois congress man charged with sneaking liquor Into this country, wan acquitted, as everybody but a babe In arms knew he would be. As the lawyers say, they fell on a brother-in-law, who took the blame. Not every body with a chronlo thirst, has a marriod sister. Contributions ' for foreign mis sions show an Increase over last year, tho Foreign Mission Board reports. Many wonder If the homo pastors of the land all havo their salaries paid to tho end of the conference year. . HINT FOR CITY BADS r .. (Ohio Htuto Journal) We supposo tho first thing St. Peter will ask you when you get up there at the pearly gate, on the outside, will be w her .vim eu. did any double parking and then, if you toll ine truth, the kind old ' fellow will say encouragingly: Well, you didn't make a regu lar practice of It, did you? James Grlevo of Prospect was In town Thurs. looking for Ideas and a non-skid tip tor tho end of his Paw's cane. Mr. Grlove is still fat and sassy, but has been dlotlng and is not as sassy as ho used to be. This paper has started crossword puzzles again, so look out for a revival of mah Jong, a he-man gtmo of ten years ago, that started the women smoking clgarottes. The first time your corr. played, he was the south wind, and blowod V. Tho annual batch of Juno grad uates from tho halls of wisdom are getting ready to sally forth Into a cruel and cold world, and learn tvut their nose Is not as tough as the economic grindstone. An assay of some ' strawberry shortcake was made, and a trace of strawborry was found. Helen Wills, the tennis queen, wore a dress with a train when she railed on the Queen of England. There Is nothing so majostlo, out side of the lowering of a 16-Inch gun on a battleship, as a goodlook Ing female surging across a room with a half mile of rod velvet In her wake. And, It was a sight for sore eyes to sec hor kick the samo nround when she changed hor course Once the writer stepped on a train. There was an anguished rip, but the lady did not koop go ing. She was no lady. btio wus an angol. When dlsuster overtook her, sho turned and cooed gra ciously and diplomatically: "Won't you ploaso pardon my awkwardness. It was my fault." Then she sailed away. We said ut tho time wo would alt down In a nest of rattlesnakes for that ludy, and still will. FANCY WHITIV (Iol, Kan., Ilrglstcr) Mrs. Powers received a letter from Southern Okla saying they never saw as heavy a hail storm in thaar Life as they had hear lately. They could gather up tho hall by the gallon and tho crops wcr boat In the ground and tho gardens wer all to be replanted, Lucky Kama : Lucky Htrlke uln't you glad your name alnt Mike. Mrs. Denoe was over a Tuesday. Hho said they sure felt tho loss of thoar aweot corn aa they wer four ears of It we feel like the one that took It would foel like giving back thrlbel what they stole Mrs Donee says they live oloco to Mr. Hoscbough and he has som full blooded Kst Dogs they aro cure fine for children. Pets and for lints. Thoar will all ways be a seed time and harvest so the Good Jlook says, so dont worrlo, do your duty and God will do the rest. A woman was taulklng In tola tho other flay. Hho said the com munity I live In I dont like tno woman ahe was addressing mild, Well I have all ways found good peoplo ever wher. A woman stand ing by aald, You get back what you give. ' MEDFORD'S CHAMBER OT COMMERCE THERE was a time when tho 1 wag regarded as largely cated by tho exuberance of Uh own verbosity." This was a view particularly prevalent among the largest end most important industry received no practical bene fits from an organization that "would' rather talk than eat" and did a great deal of both. .. But in recent years, thanks to the Chamber of Commerce, and and quality of leadership, this cynical attitude, flavored by skepticism, has almost entirely disappeared- For several years, and particularly during the last two, tlte organization has earned the respect and appreciation of the entire community, because it has devoted its energies to deeds rather than words; to constructive accomplishment, rather than to post-prandial oratory. 1 ' x AS a result the" Chamber of Commerce is now an integral and important factor in our community life, a stimulating and supporting force not in the time-honored direction of publicity and promotion alone, but in all directions, particularly in giving practical assistance to those industries we now have, rather than concentrating exclusively upon scouring something that is new. ' To the retiring officials the Mail-Tribune extends congratu lations which are deserved, and to the new officials it extends felicitations and best wishes; confident that tho policies which have been so successful in the past will be continued with even more success in the ensuing year. HATS OFF TO GOLF is more than a sport, it is an art. Supreme success in competitive golf not only requires the fighting heart, com plete mastery of a difficult technique, but that foundation stone of all greatness which is included in the term character. With his second consecutive winning of the greatest golf prize iu the world, the British Open, all golfers, including the Dubs, arc justified in getting down on their marrow bones and proclaiming Walter Ilagcn not only the greatest golfer on earth, but the greatest golfer of all time. He has twice successfully passed the supremo test, which is not winning UNTIL; the inevitable defeat, but coming back to win AFTER it. Ilagcn has been "through" so often it would be tedious to recount his premature obituaries. . And now beaten in the Ryder cup, hopelessly down on the first round of the play, he came back, with- a new course record, and a complete triumph over the greatest lnashie wieklers in the world today. ' i Golf is not tho most important thing in life although. we know some otherwise sane citizens who seem to regard it so. But it is an important sport, and sport is becoming more and more a factor in the affairs of men and of nations today. So hats off to'"Tho Haig" the greatest Roman of them all 1 LIBERTY AND THE best tiling wo have seen recently regarding tho duty of law observance, and the dangers of tho peronal liberty doctrino (tho inalienable right of the individual to decide what laws she shall observe, and what laws he may violate) is con tained in an article in the current "Outlook" by Professor A. O. Kcllar of Yale University. ' Professor Kellar, with what we regard as unanswerable logic, reviews tho long history of the human race, and main tains that, once we rcnounco tho supremacy of the written law, not only Democracy but what wo regard as modern civilization ends. Man, ho declares, has only been able to lift himself from the jungle because ho has surpassed all his competitors in his willingness to submit personal liberty to discipline, the desires of tho individual, whatever they may be, to the will of the ma jority to social control. Hero is his conclusion: Hut tho faot la that all tho Institutions we live by are the prod ucts of limitation, not of froedom. Society could not have begun to evolve If eoch could have made free with his neighbor's horse, or nss, or wife. Government tins been discipline; and the pro roundest discipline of all has been religion. Law and order are the rule of the universe; and liberty under law Is the only safe type of freedom. This has been the lmplacablo formula of the ages, and It Is unlikoly to bo reversed. Man has passed all competitors In the art of adjustment to life-conditions. Adjustment calls for the utmost rigor of mental and moral discipline. Freedom 1b good. If It 1b under law; It Is that the law la basic, In modem civilization. Great men read mystery stories to rest their minds. A tired stomach must enjoy hash. j ' Florida should keep her fruit fly at home. California never lets her earthquakes invade other sections. Gentility is tho quality that makes you polite to a luau even if you don't need him. There now aro communities where it is wicked lo do any thing on Sunday afternoon except long for Monday. MMXT AND JEFF A USTeMLe. THIS BUMOM toeRBY IS rClLUNt Mt. t'we SoT SO IWANY BUSTCRS (vvy reer that r'( RONNIMG OM BALLOON) Treev. IT AIN'T right: AMD For vwKAT? Jlcdford Chamber of Commerce a liot-air organization "intoxi fruit men, who felt that our the infuaiun of new blood into a complete change in policies THE HAIG! THE LAW Couple of the Bunion r CAUTT, ANT THINK OF TH GLORt I ths A Aunt WILL iMAK vou Boys, famous; UKe 0(0 r j "i vou dots i I ,r" ' j .v wj v x i . - i . - j n ic y FAMOUS ABOUT" THfe r'sT 4 : . . J Q , y s Personal Health Service Sjr WILLIAM BEADY, M. 0 StfMd lafttan prrtalnloff to pmou hMttb and hjfisme, not Co olimi dlifnocl tr tnatmtoc. will b tamwnA bj Or. Brady If a fUnpad, acU-4drMMd nrtJov la ocloaad tUn abooU tw brief and wiittao to tnk. Owing to feba Urge oazobtr of tottara f atvad. oais a tov omn ba aoawcrad bar. Ho rtolr eao ba auo to qori Mt arnifAm- EXKKOI.SK TO 11KDUCE BIXJOD PRKSaSl'UE This is tho fourth and ponltlvely tho last chapter In a little story I have been trying to tell folks who have high blood pressure or a dis tinct desire to avoid having it. Really, such a story should be told in one in Installm e n t, but much experience has taught me that condensation is fatal It the pur pose is to get the Idea over to tho reader.' If con densation were practiced In the printing of news, maybe we'd have more room here for printing health stuff. At that. It would be exceedingly interesting to know how readers feel about this. As a reader would you pre fer to see a little more space do voted to a department such as this or maybe less? If more, would you like to see more queries an swered In this column, or longer dally articles? It Is difficult to select just the right questions to answer here, when there is room to answer only three or four a day and there are perhaps three or four hundred queries to be an swered in one way or another. In uhort, it would be interesting to learn whether the paper devotes as much space to the subject of health as readers think this subject deserves. These four talks about high blood pressure were Inspired by a scientific contribution recently pub lished by Dr.- Israel Rappaport in one of the medical journals. I shall now quote from Dr. Rap im port's highly instructive article: "In relating my own clinical -experiences I can be brief. For nearly two years I have been observing a number of hyper-: tensive patients and have been struck with the fact that they were all poor breathers. They showed what I came to call 'the low breathing habit.' Tho features of this phenomenon aro a markedly respiratory rate, pulmonary expansion far below tho average, and dia phragmatic excursions of a very restricted type, without any evidence of pulmonary dis ease to account for it. These -patients gave the Impression of '. ' having established themselves at a pulmonary capacity probably the mean of their al ready reduced respiratory need so that their respiratory functions could take place, within a narrow range of re spiratory excursions, and even at this point they need only, a reduced number of respiratory cycles. I found, however, that 1 1 it was possible to correct this anomaly by a concentrated ef fort at deep breathing, cxerclso carried out repeatedly, daily, over a period bf several months. Considerable Increase of spontaneous pulmonary ex pansion coutd bo obtained In some cases after several we'eks of conscientious breathing ex ercises. Reductions of blood pressure levels an average of 90 per cent of the pathologic surplus wore thus obtained and maintained. In some cases It was necessary to Interrupt tho patient's life work temporar ily for the purpose of carry-. Ing out a successful regimen. Many times I havo ridiculed tho idea of "deep breathing exercise" on physiological grounds, and I still do consider such exercise ridic ulous It one Imagines one can got any more oxygen Into the blood by such means. But I think this suggestion of Dr. Rappaport is qulto as sound as Is the Idea of exercise for tho pro ventton and rollef of disten sion of tho veins of tho legs when' tho veins aro cnlurged or varicose. It Is virtually a bleeding, this maneuver recommended by Dr. Kawaport a bleeding of a pint or so of blood Into tho pati ent's lessor circulation. Tho pa tient derives tho benefit of tho ro llef of pressure In tho general cir culation yet loses nono of his blood. It Is exceedingly difficult to car ry out any such breathing exercise; it demands a great deal of pcrse- voranco on the part ot the patient. to do it regularly and faithfully. Dr. Rappaport gives no detailed di rections for tho exercise in this scientific paper. I think one may as woll havo three or four dally seances, holding tho watch on the Derby R unners A AN0TH THING, vue DoM'V TH WAV SUBPafiWA SCRUCRS AOS CHASING Youi mc-Rci MUST 86 ,r S0M4TH(NG PUTRID j breathing, breathing more deeply and not to exceed 20 times In the minute, and not longer than one minute at a seance. Twenty con tractlons of the poor old dia phragm; 20 expansions of the belly. . It's a fine remedy if you don't weaken. QUESTION'S AND ANSWERS Goldbricked. Two years ago I took some pills called Radium Tablets. They were supposed to build you up . , . read about a girl that died of radium poisoning . . . 13. "W. Answer. Rest assured the nos trum contained no radium. If you purchased an automobile for $69.50 you wouldn't worry much about the gold or silver m it. Diphtheria Prevention.1 '- . Have you any printed matter on the contagious diseases, .particular ly diphtheria? Would like to know whether it can be carried from child to child or whether the child must como In dlreot contact with the disease. E. P. Anwer. I have no printed mat ter. Possibly your local health de partment, or the state or provincial health department, has a free pam phlet. Diphtheria may be carried by a third person who has not the disease and is not coming down with it, but who harbors some focus In nose or throat whence come diphtheria gorms. Usually such a "carrier" is an in dividual who has had diphtheria, whether the primary illness was so recognized or not. -The safest and wisest course, I believe,' is to give every child, at tho age of two years, and surely before tho child enters school, the benefit of the Schick test, and if the child proves susceptible to diphtheria, then the toxin-antitoxin Immunization. After the toxin-antitoxin has had time to take effect (It requires several weeks) you need not worry about diphtheria any more, so far as that child is concerned. Cruelty Refined, Please give your view of the grape cure for cancer and tumor us given in Physical Culture. Would a person como to any harm trying a diet of this kind by himself? P. M. E. Answer. If the person happened to have cancer, or even a tumor. U would be the height of folly to wasto any time on any kind of diet. Such monkeying with tho diet might do no harm to a person who has nothing much the matter. It is a queer kind of liberty that per mits tho mails to be used for the dissemination of such cruel misin formation as you cite, j Tumors. Bothered now about five years with tumors, about 10 small soft ones all. over my body. ( They are painless but unsightly . . . would skunk oil help any? T. M. Answer. A hunchback received a good dose of skunk essence which straightened him up, all right. But' I don't know what kind of tumors yours are.- (Copyright John Y. DUlo Co.) "Among5 my earliest recollec tions as a boy wuz a llttlo mwtJn o' men an' women at Mclodeoii Hull, who had gn (lured to atop gamblliiY' said Vuclo XI lets Turner, 104, today, (ilrls ucd to retitgn when thiy got married, but today they ask for a rnl.so. Bos . Yoo GUYS AnhY, You Eeu.oius owe nvs a Dear . YMaybs You'Rs W VWORftY OF 6RATITUD& FoR PROMOTING THIS niggsV RIGHT, fr f I SU) V . Z t lit FPClbfc IM THc WO . " lSi MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACB0SS . f. Rtrfaea a alrcct i. (HI from roia. ' petal. 10. Vrg. on iharp r 11. 'I'll, mapla tre II. Trunk 16. Soalli AmerN rnn country 17. X'orth Ameri can Imllna 18. Kehraaka cllr (poaa.) It. Onllcal (laaa in. Kiul slip hj tit Hhnrt pastoral titemi Ik. 57. nitlilon of lllnila society SO. Complete col lectiona 3S. Door fnat.nlna; 30. (Jleatnina; UM. Huaks 40. Kelutlre pro noon (Hrot.) 41. Pertaining to the const 41. White alloy rf semolina- nlckei 41. Painting 40. rerlods 4S. Ancient galley 40. Kiln lor drying hops III. Hpasmodle twitching. Decoys M. Egyptian god as. Condiment H0jlATnr0 Ml T WW A ! IE T IR aDe1c I T Y.l A T E o oInIoIrUe sit eIJaIr t s 0 w ePeJeil 3 pijaIb IbUIt p 1 " HzJE " mji p A jl E T BPjt O WP I R E R IE O IP E W klE PIITll 1 A NPtjT T iHl l T hIeIR c I a I l TTpjHpr TTaJrP t o" 7 alu hTP are dPoitIh eTr piaul Ir o t e I p e e ttjF HIIiUhiiI AR. Northern 02. (Stanza of tliree llnei 66, On the lea 7. City In Illinois 69. Mental Image 70. German phil osopher 71. Irritate (coll.) 78. Standard 73. The Greek Gopld 74. Inflamed fpoti 76. Merriment . DOWN 1 An agreement (Copyright. X9t9, I' lA- I- l WM Is. I7 l' -I' WM T h 13 1 ll'6. " . m.-. ; 13 : If46 IP5- ' www -fiiipw 56 7 37if3 -wpfptt ; , P: II ; 5T p?r-- - M (m pSsf S" " HSPH iliiiii gi : JMMMk Sf S9 SO 6 IK bl .5 6 6S ' i 'Sfll ; ; 1 ; u ; i I fcl I I I i 1 1 L L4J I Quill Points Another good reducing; slogan, if you are a boarder: "Don't reach." Another need ot tho times is a Junior model lawn mower1 with a steering wheel Instead of handles. Thb best example of human fu tility is an old bachelor with, his hair combed over his buld spot. Uoyd George: A "Welshman who seems great becauso ho Is always about to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Yet tho wlso man and tlio fool function in tlio snmo way in tlio presenco' of onOi.who ; says: ' "Yon uro so wonder ful," . . - '.. ' '- There aro two kinds of young' lawyers thoso who will prosper, and thoso who dream of swaying Juries. .'V - ;L; You can tell the rich in a small town. They dress much like the poor, but they have only ono dog. Hvo always knew when Adam was tired. Ho began with the words: "If It hadn't been for you." Americanism: An uneasy fool ing that government is crooked; a philosophical reflection that it docs not matter so lone as your, busi ness is good. Never yet havo tho people scorn ed a good, wiso and Just law. And now tho magnates will dis cover stars by hearing them coo: "Tho lino is blzsy." The worst thing about an orator is that ho gets the habit aqd orates when you aro his only listener. - Precedence at dinner Isn't so Im portant. But it would bo nice if you wero Important enough to butt in ahead ot the line at tho ticket window. tf. To ibnpe Ideas U. Old-fmlilunrd exclamation Si. Let It itan. t; The lonrce of cocoa IS. .Greek market place 19. hot port! (ol bed tiirlii gi tl. Htumpf IS. Machine for re moving beards of grain 21. liligrace ' It. Leaves of a book 97. Market 19. Instrument for manifolding 41. Itelouglng to , the laity 44. Dnrstlng forth 47. Strew &n. Deals with IS Blade earnest effort IS. Hawaiian Inva 67, Trlgonometrl ral functions 18. Cook in a a oren 19. Ridges of gln clallj deposited sand 60. The city of separation 61. Licks up 68. Object of heathen ward ship 64. Wax 6. Part of a liar ness UlANlH t. 160 iqnare rods s. shift I 4. Hermit i. Abnormal re taxation I. The whole amonnt f. A Rsher with rod and reel 8. Mother ol ieer Gynt V. Summer flower 16. Hpatter 11. Look f art It el y 12. Vase IS. Trick Associated PresM) t The three unattainable, goals ot man suggested by spring In his three periods of life: A certain maiden's heart; a certain old trout; par. If u man Is unnpproacluiblu and ordinary flattery can't' reach lilm. you can ulwnys ask ltlin for advice. 11 Tho idea of Carolina textile workers suiktnc In these prosper our times? They get an average wago of J15.4, and, wild black berries are frco. The czar of the movies asks fur divorce on tho ground of incom patibility. It Isn't easy to be com patible with a czar. Correct this sentence: "And what'B more," said the son-in-law, "if the old hen gives me any more lip, I'll tell her to get out." IS PORTIjAND, Ore, May 10. (fl1) Anthony Npppaeh, principal stock holder of the ,Portland ico hockey team, and president of thp Coli seum Amusement company, said today tho team Is for sale and that Frank Patrick, president of tho Pacific Coast Ice Hockey league, holds an option on the Portland and Victoria teams. Short Talk Hy a. Tlioughtful Mother A letter of thanks from a Cali fornia mother reached us recently: "Foley's Honey and Tar Compound has Its own place in our medicine cabinet, and haa saved us sickness and expense. For bronchial coughs, croup and whooping coughs, for night coughing and when my own sensitive throat startB up a nervous hacking, Foley's Honey and Tar Is nlways a help and a comfort." Ask for It. For sale by Jarmln A Woods Drug Storo, Main and Central. Do Yon Remember? in vtTAnS AGO TODAY (From files of Mall Tribune) May 10, 10l. Tho mercury dropped to 28 . at Bear Creek orchards today, and smudging was general. . Edison Marshall left this morn ing for northern points Just to bum around and gather material for new short stories. To duto ho haa had 10 stories out of 19 accepted, and seven published. Kazuo Maru, four months old son of Mr. and Mrs. Maru Yania, received fir prize In ithe baby show Victory week. ; Victory week 'will close tonight with dancing in the streets. Police Chief Timothy warns all motorists to keep off. Smudge: Duff Helms sent his boy Bill to tho West Side Pharmacy Friday p. m. for some horse medi cine, the name of which was big ger than the boy. 20 YEARS AGO TODAY (From files of Mall Tribune) May 10, 1000. J. W. Wakefield of Blue Earth, Minnesota, has gone Into partner ship with Joo Brown, who sella "dirt." Mr. and Mrs. H. Ii. Conrad have been elected "secretaries", of 'the Commercial club. Mrs. Conrad will do the typewriting. ' ; . John R. Allen of New York, wealthy mine owner and railroad man, today purchased the Pacific & Kastern from Edgar Hafer and associates, through Dr. J. I' Rcddy. Mr. Allen owns the Blue Ledge mine and Is said ' to bo backed by Robert S. Towne and E. H. Harrlman of New York. Although Medfo'rd made 13 errors, Pug Isaacs won U?e game wllh Hilt Sunday, when he hit a three-bagger In the 6th.' Final score, Modford 11; Hilt 10. Mrs. W. A. Sumner and Miss Sumner of Chicago arrived today to spend the summer with Mr. Sumner who Is Interested in real estate In this section. Nalrabo: Colonel Roosevelt has to date killed 4 5 animals, Including a charging rhinoceros. LOS ANGELES,. May 10. (ff) Here's a future prospect for base ball scouts. "Moose" Redding, star' pitcher for the Englewood hWh school pine, has established what is be lieved to be a record for prep twlrlers. In five Bay league games he has allowed but seven hits; has struck out 60 men; has pitched three shutout games, and has al lowed but two runs. Makes You Look Years Younger The skin of youth lies In every box of .new wonderful' MKLLO - GIX) Face Powder. Tho purest powder made Its color Is passed by tho I'. S. Government. No paNtlneH-s, flnkineas ,or Irritation. A new French procew) ' make It spread more smoothly and prevents larco pores. No more shiny noses ft Htays on lonser. Use MELLO GI,0. Heath's Drujr Wore. Something here to nnnpnl trt pvfrvon. tWk ...tourist... merchant ...student...financier. jy And the trip across. on a giant Empress I: t if- uner irom v ictona or Vancouver, is : . one of the delight ful features of the voyage Speed com fort, serrice, mod erate cost. Canadian Pacific TravtlUrt Chtqua Good Iht World Over . 3 PACING WJlDiACOM tmtActnt PASSU DEPT. B-nJi iTOLANWUlimMH HCItLlUb By BUD FISHER WHAT IS SAUCv ' FOR TH Goose IS APPLfc SAUCS For, THe.