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o PZQE FOUR MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE ; lull,. KiliaUr, WUl uri.iln'Sivri'vf- ro i Ml S-'it H'M 73 : kilKEKT W. RIM.. P'lltur I. il MI'TEI 8 Ml 111. Mutt An Indepemltiit Ntpf Knterid al iMond rlM Riattrr tt alnifuid. Oregoounoff Art of Mirth 8, UT. BTBHlKll'TlON ilATKJ) hi MI1 In Addict: Unity, Kith NuixUr, fttr luitr, allh Huiiday, month lui:, without Buikiiy, yr iH'Ay, aUtwui futiday, awiiiti Wklj Mail Tribune, niw )f ; Br tarriw. in aJt in M..id . Aj. Jki-ntdl I'Milral Pi. lit llui-lal. TttlrDl. bold lllll ml on Hkliom: fully, ilth Kuiolay. Btonth Iially, vlllmui Hurniay, awnih.... Pally, without Hunlay, one yur. pap,', aiih SumUr, at yrir All l-rraj, cjuii In aihancc. T.oii 8u0 1 MKMItKB f THE ASSIHMATKU I'lltSS u-uirw Full liud Wlr Sen Ire Ttw 1ofiiilrd i're.i ii eicliuiwly cntlileJ (o , ISdiS tlwi! wbllSlS twirled that stick lie always carried, bit sharply into that ltd alto to the local nri puhllshd htttln. I . . , . . . . .. . , ( All rlBhtJ for ifullieatlon of itwW dbwteht , pel fecto he was ttlWU.VK KllltiKlll.', UNf I gave the SfdieitOllS saw tierf In art il rewned ! m , i 1 1 i I i i 1 1'oties the .Merrv ha ha ! flvorn dally arrraie clirulslloo for ill nwnthi tndlnf Oft. 1, 4IJ8. Hllfll !f of ll CUT of Mum!, Orricltl ppt of J.rkion t'uunlr. Adtwlhlnf Itfprewnlnlliw M. C. MIMj:SKV 4 t'UMI ASV OfflMl In Nf V'lrk, Clilnim, H'lrnlt, Bn Princlwo, but AliK'Irt. H'lllle. I'orll.irt. Ye Smudge Pot Bj Arthur Pemr Tlio husband of a lady sllivlim deiernilnedly for a slim silhouette, would now fit neal ly in her clKaret-holder. Many lire linvlni? Iheir 1929 num accident this momh. ' TOO MITII CLAIM HOW (Mallieiir ICnti rprlM') Quite a number of people are sick with colds and the flu. Walter Weaver's family Is down with it. Th a Inrnine tax bill Is now UP to the loKiMiature. and there is ' in widespread shudderinK tn think what It will be when this uimmu!" body gets throunh wih It. Henry Ford reports (hut the chief defect of humanity Ik the lack of money. This Is nuite true, an humanity is njways runnlnn mil of money. HAFFMNU (ToK'ko, Uiiiikhs, ilotirnul) Mr. UowniiiK was driving east while the truck driven by William L. Sheldon, em ploye of the Quiring Monu ment works of Wichita, was movinK west. They met bead on. The cuuhr of the -wreck is not known. flay colored Huspenders f o r juhIh are all the rune, but who wants to run around in his shirt sleeves this kind of wenlhur. Three rtxque yarns reached town Saturday, and circulated with the speed of the wind and the flu lion Telfer J'lymale is RotllnK 1 so he can twist his tunuue admir ably and does not caro what he says, ns long as he Is saylnn some thlim. Ho seems to bo convcrsltiK In one of the the north Kuropc lunKuaKoH these days. The ....onecT'wTmTn' were hi.r.iv but they nover rode In a nimble ' sent on a foiwy ovenlnK. There is quite a bit of mlniiw ( ntontc tho Main Stem, and tin! deposits are being discovered buck of the steam radiators, The state, of Louisiana Is now poniewhat squeamish about a double hanging, after two lynch -lugs last year. i The 700 sparrow in tlie Vir ginia creeper roso bush on the , Liniv. ciun cuiupus now numner three. It Is about time for nn upstate - ! lover to have everybody in his township out looking for him. I - I Carrotn are good for pop-eyed eThtUature knows "wlm" j - I n ci...,.) ! mustaches. Instead of tWl of Hay. : An oceaional new uuto licrnse ' ls seen, nnd ft Is nothing short of marvelous how dusty the old ones get this time of the year. None of tlie frctdi air fiends have moved their desks nut into the vacant lots, to date, . It will soon be time for the far- ; mors' io furrow their ground, ns 1 well nn thetr brows. IMpo smokers, tobacco chewers. nnd snuff users are mnhtliKlng for another war on cigarettes. WHAT NOIIODY IlKADN Why do newspapers print edi torials. Nobody ever reads them. Unless they at tribute to Shake, speare what Milton actually said und make a few emirs lu the quo tation. Unless they "exhibit clearly the colossal Ignortmcp of your editor lit I writer" upon tho subject In volved. C nlens they display "a spirit of unfairness scarcely In" keeping .with the fine tradition of your paper." Unless the facts nH.sbd. tho basically correct may serve to mis- j lead "if they ha not followed up by the brief stainent (about 12im words) contained herein, which I ' trust you may find space for." HnlcHi they have stated the case fio clearly, so accurately, so fairly nnd no entirely In keeping with tho opinion of the reader that he Ih provoked tn offer hlH heartfelt congratulations. ' Unlet they contain a typo graphical error, corrected 11 f ter ihe first edition, giving a Ita belulsian flavor to an Innocent nentence, which makes i whole TEX RICHARD T EX HK'KWIin'S (Iciilli should serve lis a WArning to thx i. wlin iiIivmciiIIv i pnysicnllv Ntiumi ins "never klinwn a Kick dav" ho believed he never "Ul). Anil ' , . it ii it ;,s yt ur ail'T year this extraordinary good health continued, b' . Jl , . , ... ' iJIUilly became convinced tlliit liO was linillUHK to llliJSP llU : which afflict t lie COJIilMOn lUll of ; A'lih'd to tlio fju-J that he was ill ii vnnii" iliMiiii'cn inn li vinli' in ih hmr vit:i hlv tlifil rici'iM' ; i i i i ...... i i ... i-hiM, in was a worn iiyruer, a , iviy a jfient f iK.wniaii. o wiieri j j firsf appendicitis attai-k, evcrv clement ' ' priiiiilive nature, and every ineitlent in Ids jast experience, con spired to make him not only disregard but exhibit a supreme c(inte:npt, toward such a warning. Advised to submit to an operation, after that first attack. "Tllt-v in.iv shiinf me." ' jiiie!" mill on liis way lie went, until tliis riilltlll-linil-l'eiiilv sel'iipper, mill stniitiht-slliiotiliff (jaiil-I I ..!., ,.r .he Kl.ni.like, Wh"h not only .lie pal f multi-iiillioiiaii-c I uliil,iti,.,i ( ,M,.-li,.,l,v th,. l.iimccnlic oiieul loll 1 1 ... I liix nu'n ,. , ., , .. e.ii.iiiiiliv islerl on I in l.ielr e.Yelli.l ire r.U'n... luu ncn vi .. III Miami, Kloriila, in front of which at anchor. A itreut record Tex inaile, . , .... , . sueecKsiiu nun, ill ! distinguished life before liim. Anil Ihen when evcrylhini; looked no smooth and certain, there came another warnini;! The old "bluff" for the first lime failed, Tex had been "called" and had to show his hand, lay all his cards on the table. ' lie. was iranie. lie always had been, lie always would be. 1 lie next mommo wnen .hick wempsey iieni over nun me nnin i he had made and who had made, him between while, fever piU'ched lipe, Tex luiirinilivd : "Jiiftk, 1 've not this finlil won !" 1'erhaps he believed il. The world will never know. For Oip history of American sport, those seven words will jyo down n Kiiltiirir dviiur tiiteinenl I(X " ni MHUltlf 111. Too bad. If he had been blessed with n less glorious physical inheritance, he would have realized some Jiine ujjo thai, regard, less of one's native resistance, the time to have an appendix out is between attacks, not during one. But materially u self made mnu, physically he had been born with a golden spoon in his nnmth. The trait he realized was fatal in the riup, he never realized was fatal in the game of life, overconfidence. So the qualitien that made him so successful finally proved his undoing. Because physically, ho had always beaten the name, he believed he always would. As we said lit, the beginning, his death should serve as n warning to tiose whnv -endowed - witU -xtratrdinary physical health, become convinced t.hey can disregard those rules and regulations which modern Science tfeclares are necessary to pre serve it. 1'erluips when people now" speak of a living wa;e, they only mean a IllVVing wagf Hclitrinn has lost its influence? Hats. What else made hu mniiilv us decent as it is? i ' ostiiiwilnl H'al 87 per ccul of the New Year resolutions liejxan : "Now, next Christmas, 1 The fin just seems less severe uro ashamed to stay in bed with iminal returns show there were Ii-7 all-American teams lTpresenting 27 nationalities, including American. War by machinery may not inV(.nt a machine to do nil the rrnjjrf-sH is bring made in - . , .. inr airplanes, accorumg io inc : . i ( ,v:ntl,r ..limnte we market ! Stranglcr Lewis complains that poor headwork lost him the title. We thonidil it whm uood headwork on the nart of that 0li0ift KnV mup . - . . .... isprfiitmg nl irientis, did you ean find in hooks? The missionary's job isn't so ilie can't see civilization. MUTT AND JEFF JCFFjWAlT TltU VOO 5C& Ha'i a diplomat A F,r? Wft CRAck Btue -. MAfevoGR IbI tS,. 110, BRoTHeft IIMA.J rlT SCHotAH ANB A GCNTLCNVAN'. II C PRV BULU6T' EXPRESS iJgW8? T BlfoWeR-S OW THE ;ft H MUST HAWC X AU&WSTwSi "7 PUAN BUrA ' BOOiT V0UR SOCIAL VPr T'i 4JSV UK IMA 1-! ''Ik'V) COACH.' .-MrS5D TH J J .K AU MEDFORD MAIL gooi lortune. necause lie nail 1)1 en blessed with the. constitution ..... i 11 i . naiurai yainijicr, ana insiwtei- : several year? ajr lie snilereu in his essentially lie. "but llifv'll never 'Miowic ! . . .. frnlii one liijf kIiiiw to finolher, , , , . .,. . his own privale yaeht resteil an advent uroiis, thrilling career I ., ... , - i lie. woini in Sioii ill icasi, it, this year because fewer He-men a little thing like a cold. be no terrible, if somebody will saluting. perfecting that anti-fog machine . , n f, I'cpuruuciii ui voiuuicier. nu- will have when it is nut on the ? , J ... f ... i I ever ;iuiik oi me iricnus you 1 tries to eiv-i hard. Those hi Mutt's Brother Ima Arrives in th e City 'IT'S NIC THR'S your MoTHeR Cr(0 Be PRoob r TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. l-ruinim to (mom! blth ui bt. not to dlHiH dlno. imtiuerx .iii uc I Or. br.l if a uroil, wit drbewd wiwiup l M.-ioMd. uit-. aJj u ini mntn m wk. owuig u th Urn number of ieur r ccoed, only can b amwt-itd here. So reply can bt Okrt to qwnea not conform. i.,f to ln.trurtiou. Addr Dr. William Brad. la car of tfaia Mwiptper. Tlio examiner for th state bu- ; icon or motor vehicles sot up a .... . u....n.... ..r.i "it f.,i nuv.v frnm t,4, t.v..u nt n link- u lid utinlifil fi.r ! - " lii'fnM to opriau- a car. fhon the x u inlw r Inter - m Powell n Klnoke ' cloud from ItU; ciKaretle and askeit the patient i to real the sym bols on the card. Then lie inform- ; eil her that she i would have to Bet i Klasses before she could Knln the coveted permit to navlmile. t.f I eourte this was sheer nonsenr..-. ; Iht4 t'n.,.1 virfi.nl nn.l r-. nulrcd no Klr.sc-s. It just Koe to, irniow how inaccurate and unreliable such a test of vision may be, when ; It is entrusted to unskilled hands.! llAlJj;"i;X"1 S.Tr'i i.i. ,lirrri u.,u nr ..i.,.i led the i.v n me,.,., i .1 " ' ' ity t rend any particular symbois' ,.n II... , I .;,.i.ll ,t,.,..l 1.,,, .......... L-cessurlly. The Hnellen test card .Iocs re.,1 most case., f myopia iruarsluhlednessl. but very f,w , cases ,,t hyperopia (farsiKhtfiinesV unless II be e.lreme Ven islehle.l J ,.,, ,, ,., ,, . , ness is most common in. childhood; farsightedness usually conies when we are older. So II Is rid lentous i for the stale to put a test type' curd In the hands of a iluruh John' clerk or examiner or collector of coin and prelend he can determine t thereby whether the simple citizen lias defective eyesllthl. It would I... I.,ut u uu.iull.ln ,n ui. .....I. an examiner with some crossword puzzles and tell him to reject the inuronH who miyht attempt to Ket a license to operate a motor vehicle. Medical of i leers of the public ltea service cnnclude from a study of a lare number of eye exumlnations of school children in various communities, that: 1. The Snellen (test type card) tent reveals hut a sm:ill percentage of the actual number of refractive errors. '2. The myopic eye Is nearly al ways discovered by the simple Snel len tent, 3. The hyperople eye is t a rely found with this test, nnd then only th" very severe types are revealed.' . 4. The astigmatic eye may be found with the simple Snellen test. Of course this docs not reveal tin type of visual di-fe t; it shows only that certain e-s can read only cer tain lot ter j( n specified distance. U. The f r e q u e n c y of myopia tneamlKhteilneKH) tends to increase betwl-on the seventh and twelfth (; l'n-t master W'slle Hanger Is some yen ph. This is very important aSjtHU,r t'dny. an' ir his condition myopia may develop rapidly. Knrh.-,iiilliim,H f improve th' doctor say this reason all school children t ,c hupes t' have Idm off th' front should have the simple Snellen lest ,mK(. hj- tomorrow. .Mrs. Km Moot' (reading the symbols on .the card) isuir, who wuz president o' Ih' twice n year. Mndwick Hridue Huh. wiu buried fi. Of the Gi. per cent of eyes m, s(mple honors t'day. which read 20-2U or belter nnd (CopyriKht, .lolin F. Uille To.) appeared normal, 32 pt-r cent read . - . . i't).r0 o worse when the cyidop- lenic was used (drops), thus indi cating that ninny eyes work under a handicap. Nearly one-fift h of all the children tested -1 hO art worse after the cycloplt'jjlc. j 7. The hyperople (larsiuhted p eye tends to improve with jidvanc-' inn school nu'. The myopic (nearsighted) eve, tends to improve with advnnciut; ; mara, appearing in your Sunday school ko. , paper, has Fcveral untrue state - !t. Thee olvcervntions Indicate ments. If thU did not directly ln that it Is ndvisable to make res- terfere with the procress of om nia r annual examinations of the own society, I would not ask the eyes of younu persons when vision correction. Is known t t be defective. QFKSTIOXK AM) ANSWFHS I'ai-aflln In Cheeks. Do you know of any method of removing injected paraffin from the cheeks? Would such an op oration be dangerous or liable t leave scars? N. tt. Ans. once paraffine is Injected Inln tllf iImsiiou if lu litilii-iMMi.iix I., i ' - removo it without leavim: re--. u hit c'nsult a iv-putahlo dermatologist (.surgeon skio sooc- l.uist) to find out what .If any j"" - 1 , nni n 1?AH nld . j opp.otuniiy to take (etter position ' " , "nxim,s ,to nn' whether . coniiiiK change of life will make il ; impossible for me to hold such position . . . S. U. Ans. Take the position nnd for- get the bogle. Change of life does not handicap a woman or Impair her health in nny way. A lbr Wash. Kindly tell me tf using in I the bath to reduce you Is harmful, OHEOOX, MONDAY, JANTJA UY 7, VJilO. as I have bought a few packages ; """"d say it isn t wife. l ieiin't Mi-t Ihlit il h:ist reduced im Uny -Mm. W. Mt-K. Aii. OT course nothinR of the w" -'"" " . . T . . : only !iiht ftioils. Jusf. exactly i'1 ; wriii n are me liKlit taint M. .M. Ans. The term Implies Knme- " ''"" HomemmKi u,.it.ve runi. tuxpny,rg f,om Ihat will not be "heavy" for di-ex((.,1Bft ot buylnn hobhy Itesllon. If your father's UtiyH- horses and swine for children . . . . , . , . , , Ket normal exercise in wulk- ','al'",n to r1p"ut tl,e "l, t H '''"iIiib to and from school. The fun ,l,"y lo "" th" I""";nt h:it h- In the play of children comes muy r'r m,Ky . mn ,"u,y "nl "' r'.'"d .. l,ius ,nf" ' k. . 1 "''"; "'. not by a real medical np.'icl iltfnii- Hen Is Out Again. 1 h,lvt' "S'"K s",' ll,lHn '"la "id ih.,'' ' 11 "'ul-' ln A. Ans. No harm In usinK not to five arums of saccharin ' y as- a substitute for sw. et. than that Is not advisable. i--"'''-lw.rin ' " hemlcal compoun.l 1 " ""lr- " """" " "'"ii; ' or medicine, as physicians 1""l""',an'' 'h" " '' ' ""- ' In the popular sense of the word that K it has no dope (Copyriuhl.'.Iohii flille To.) Communications ('orrcctioii In Wire Story. To tlie Kditor: The article, "Hoover Orandchil dren to He Asked to Join 1'atriotic Society," written by Sue McNa-' A child's parents need not lie long to a I). A. U. or S. A. U. for them to join the C. A. K. The Hoover children were eligible to he members of the society whether "grand pa" belonued to the s. A. U. or not. To be eligible one must be n lineal descendant no adopt ed child can become a member or trnnmit membershin. . t .- . t .. v intvu peeo iiu'iuui-ib hi uui fiOCi0ty here where neither parent is n niember of a senior society. The national societv has overt 30,ftna members and one of the! 'V 1 'th'en' wnoverirl ailo foucht. bled, died and starved t tu .brK forlh lh,H Kiorious nation. Mrs. !. Q. IVAI.niNl. president, fb n. Joseph Lane So ciety. A. It. January 7. Kdltorlat Is Commended, To the Kdltor: Your editorial In Friday's Mall Tribune on the school textbook situation is indeed timely. Retail I noDtlHKIHfr a V 16'i-lt buying of public school books be long hack in the distant age of McCuffy's reader. Textbook choulrl be provided as are stoves, desks, blackboards, fuel and ink. State wide uniformity permits too mu1ch "naliution of authority !ntl takwQiWuy local control in 'educational mutter. ,-hi(n. in tayrlnrb In-i nun I , , , 1 "" 1 , ,"kH "k IJiii.iiHiiniK companies. Tnere is no oosi textoooK on any subject. for a whole state. Tomorrow Hume one will brim; out a better one. f,.iin(. (rom lU(J J;u1 ,&nB dijj. tiimv legislation una loo inu. Ii t up Kaiiervliiin. - Iflueatiun-il antl cultural stalnlards fot tench- are higher than ever, but methods are standardized and in- ,l!vhlu:ilitc roi,r.M,l fr.'i.i devising the Kame and lin- ( prc.vlsIiiK t'l.o playllliims. H..w In contract ins with teachers. ((intra. -Ih phould make plain that s. hool month must mean 20 (full Unit) instruction, 'fax- puy fur them and tho chil dren nro entitled thereto. Drag out from the dunky cor netH of the bllndHido Hchoolroofs that fi Ik iitful ancient bu;:ali(io labelled 'i;roHHli(;bts' and resub mit the subject of adequate ehool room liKhtlnt; to up-to-dute authority. .1. Q. STKWAHT, Clerk list. No. 93. -Uoute 4, Med ford. January 7. Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Pae One.) loft niiipy miliioitH, makes them useful. He had an hlea for rear ran gin c student groups In universi ties. His own coik ;e, Yale, didn't tike the Idea, so Harkness ulves Harvard money to try bis plan first three inilllunR, now SHi.oOti.ooii more. There will he competition among the various "Harkness houses" within the college. The plun will duplicate the system "houses" at Oxford, where "Christ," thinking itself superior to all others, calls itself "the house." Capitalists are buying airplanes for gold prospecting. Where tired, whiskered meLi rode on little don keys with picks, shovels and pans, pilots will tly very low, carrying geologists with strong Klasses. That's prepress. It Is announced solmenly that in New York, men convicted of selling noiiouous whiskey will have to spend n year in jail and pay $5ti0 iiue. That seems mild punishment j for murder, or willingness to com-j mil murder. NVESTIGATED AS BAD CHECK TO I'OltTLAND, Ore., Jan. 7. Ifl1) j The operations of a Seattle prlnl- stuP eame under pnm-e invws- t iation today when Portland de tectives found that a ring of al lowed check forgers here had had duplicates of stolen Id tnk checks printed in the Seattle plant. William Do Wills is held .here, on a charge of foigery with bail at $600. Two men, Frank S. Cht mienti, of Kelso, Wash., and VI to Chimienti, are under arrest. Checks totaling $350n were cashed on the Cbrk WU-m Lumber company, detectives said, a tut paper on toe -ur.iit.rii j cifle railroad, worth J3fH. wa forged in Portland. Taconia, Seat tle and Kelso. Police here say the forgers got one legitimate payroll check last Atay from the Lumber company nnd sent it to a shop In Seattle where facsimile were printed. I)e 111 I lis was quoted ns having con fessed the men paid $L'fl for one hundred of these blanks. Oregon Wentlicr. Oreunn: Cenerally fair tonight and Tuesday, but becoming cloudy in west portion. Low clouds and ground fogs east portion, con tinued cold. CI e n 1 1 e. easterly winds. ' , lakeside Approximately S375fi will be expended for building , underground crossinc here. Quill Points ' The tanks novo been nUlillteil. but maybe tome official will n.ake it K"d-'H trip lo t-'anaJ"- If lie's afraid when hi dauph ter U out with thee awful muil ern liovs. it's because he remem- i.ri his own youth. AI(Mn-e of miKlesty bai't lliu only cuplaimtloll of iiis-k-Imr. The nlmce of iltis llelpsi America Is the most lawless of nations. In other words, when you pour the scrapa into the bas-o can, it has most of the scraps. Henry Ford siiys you can't Kf,t ! anywbt t e by savinK no place, ithat i.. exceiit the pro.utic Easy Street. Americanism: A readiness to endure small wronns; rather than take the trouble to cin).at them. A modern wise cnu-k? No; Her bert Spencer paid it in 12. Nature isn't so (jrand. she didn't make sun.shine pupular ly ciiarinR $18:, for the machine that produces it. Another ft o o 1 front isp;v for a b4Kk ilenottucinK hii i would Int the i o ft rait ot an arm warn to n fruzle sitlul injf s4Honit licutcnnnt.s. Chemicals sive tlie best reMilts in comlatin other Insect pests, but a brick still serves best for the humbug- Niih'lo for today: As desperate as a girl who marries a widower with nine children. Intelligentsia nnd intelligence are similar, but different. And the spell! nj; Isn't the only dif ference. Civilization: The slow process of adding to our comforts by re ducing our liberties. Correct th!s sentence: "I don t care anything about the money 'itself," said he; "I just make it i because I like to win the game. NEW YORKER ARGE- AT Ky Cf. V, Seymour. NF.W YORK It ws not a ruse to deceive the curirlus mibl c when John Uarrymore and Michael Strange woie divorced und -r the name of U'ythe. Blythe. the real family name of the liarrymores, is used by all of them on legal documen s. and it is the, name under which John and the former Hlanche OelriHis were merrb d. It was Maurice li;urymore father of John. Kthe! and Lionel, who flnst adopted the name of iiarrj more, horrowlni; it from his wlf.. Oeorie Ihvw-liarrymore. The children a'l have been known publicly as Harrymores, but lUythe they have remained-on birth ei-r-tificates, . mar ring i license", and I'M'ii deeds, to property they hold,. A Malt ' Dethroned. Thi? Army mule, which accom panies the West Point cadets to their football bailies Is so fa mous nn animal and takes so pro :i incut a part in the gridiron festivities that ' spectators conceive of him ns a pampered beast, living- in a luxurious stall in the cadet ramparts above the Hudson and leading a lebuirelv exigence from one football game to the next. RUPTURE Its Cause and Its Cure A 'new book just off the press, sent to rupture sufferers FliKK. eminent rupture specialists, and dedicated to suffering humanity. wend your inn name ami amtrcs sio and HOLLY Sts PkOmb 114 oVT,yvor 'XZV JOU incomplete Cleaning asd KAiZ2 Z;XZrcttf) Dyeing SERVicB -z I The fact I that the Army mul is a different on at every Karne. The procedures is tlrts: lleforo each game the quartermaster dis patches an order to the stable s to deliver one mule to the cauet i cheer leader. The serneant in 'charge glances across the stalls, where tt score or so of mutes are 'qtiaiuitd. and picks out the first iuiie that meets his eye, to be 'blanketed and led lo the scne of th" fray. The rest slay behind and do the litihl hauling around the military academy. 1 .luck the 'mule which Chanced to bo selected ns the cadet mascot at the Army-Xotre Damn fjame, siirnds the weckifnys hauriii; an '".ish cart. Where MinUeiM-Mm Fails. If Shakespearean KnpHsh were bettor adapted to conversational needs, ottorino Kc.spitfhi, Italian pianist and composer, would not need an interpreter in the United States. Tin musician is here on his third visit, havini? come to hear Uio American premiere of his new opr-ra, "Tlie Sunken Jleil." at lhe Metropolitan and to appear piano soloist in his new symphony. ! "Toccata," first played last week ... .... v I'htlh'ii-mi.nif f.y mi ' w i"i t - ori-ho;;:ra, and dedicated to an American friend of ionic standing, Arthur ii. Murray, former music i ritic for the lirooklyn Kagle. lie fore lie returns he will tour in r.." tital. Jtespighi can read Shakespeare, readily in KmUish and he can re cite it by the yard, but when it cmt s lo speaking with inter viewers or in small talk at teas and banquets, he retreats to ono of the halt-dozen tongues With which he is more conversant. At a roception givi n for him by Mme. Hiisal.oih Keilthejg, who sang a principal role in his new operatic work, tie conversed in Italian, Cm'jh!! n. I'rem h :i ml pVpii in Rhk- jsian. but veiuured imt a word of I English, despite his moderately i comprehensive "understanding f it 1'linri. vpmiidiI tn lie nn suit able Shakespearean quotation to use In reply to the too invariable query: "How do you like tlie rnited States?" iOnly 40 Looked 60! "V(u wouldn't have known me four months uro I looked so old affl 'vurn. I loolced and felt tired ail the time, had noappetite. wat ouualiy const i pa ted and Miff cr ed mtuging headache mid mysu ri- ous di:wy spells every day. I don't know what I would have done il a friend hadn't insisted my troiibh; was system-poisoninK due to a sluggish liver and urged me to try ox Kali. 1 got a package of In'oxtil taldets ami can truthfully say I no ticed a wonderful difference from the start. It wasn't two months before my friends were remarking that I looked like a new woman." Many cases of premature old .'me, auto-intoxication, j-ick headaches, hiuli blood pressure and hardening of the arteries are aspects of a stuggith liver. Lt the liver become inactive and it fails to cleanse the blood of the poisons formed in food waste. The. whole body then be comes toxic and health 1s slowly but surely broken down. Natural ox gall extracted from the liver of me ox recognized as the finest tonic for the human liver. It is a natural liver stimulant and literally rejuvenates the entire system. The pure genuine ox Kali is to be had in dainty tasteless form in Hioxot (ablets. Kadi tablet represents HI m-opM of pure ox gall and com less than ln t.enumo Hir.xot has pic- ttire of ox' eao on .package. On ale at' all good urug stores. Specfa agent. Jarmih Woods Drtiii Stor By BUD FISHER - M0R TOfAORROW
