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Ml S-'it H'M 73 :
kilKEKT W. RIM.. P'lltur
I. il MI'TEI 8 Ml 111. Mutt
An Indepemltiit Ntpf
Knterid al iMond rlM Riattrr tt alnifuid.
Oregoounoff Art of Mirth 8, UT.
BTBHlKll'TlON ilATKJ)
hi MI1 In Addict:
Unity, Kith NuixUr, fttr
luitr, allh Huiiday, month
lui:, without Buikiiy, yr
iH'Ay, aUtwui futiday, awiiiti
Wklj Mail Tribune, niw )f
;
Br tarriw. in aJt in M..id . Aj.
Jki-ntdl I'Milral Pi. lit llui-lal. TttlrDl. bold
lllll ml on Hkliom:
fully, ilth Kuiolay. Btonth
Iially, vlllmui Hurniay, awnih....
Pally, without Hunlay, one yur.
pap,', aiih SumUr, at yrir
All l-rraj, cjuii In aihancc.
T.oii
8u0 1
MKMItKB f THE ASSIHMATKU I'lltSS
u-uirw Full liud Wlr Sen Ire
Ttw 1ofiiilrd i're.i ii eicliuiwly cntlileJ (o ,
ISdiS tlwi! wbllSlS twirled that stick lie always carried, bit sharply into that
ltd alto to the local nri puhllshd htttln. I . . , . . . . .. . , (
All rlBhtJ for ifullieatlon of itwW dbwteht , pel fecto he was ttlWU.VK KllltiKlll.', UNf I gave the SfdieitOllS saw
tierf In art il rewned ! m , i 1 1 i I i i
1 1'oties the .Merrv ha ha !
flvorn dally arrraie clirulslloo for ill nwnthi
tndlnf Oft. 1, 4IJ8.
Hllfll !f of ll CUT of Mum!,
Orricltl ppt of J.rkion t'uunlr.
Adtwlhlnf Itfprewnlnlliw
M. C. MIMj:SKV 4 t'UMI ASV
OfflMl In Nf V'lrk, Clilnim, H'lrnlt, Bn
Princlwo, but AliK'Irt. H'lllle. I'orll.irt.
Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Arthur Pemr
Tlio husband of a lady sllivlim
deiernilnedly for a slim silhouette,
would now fit neal ly in her
clKaret-holder.
Many lire linvlni? Iheir 1929 num
accident this momh.
' TOO MITII CLAIM HOW
(Mallieiir ICnti rprlM')
Quite a number of people
are sick with colds and the
flu. Walter Weaver's family
Is down with it.
Th a Inrnine tax bill Is now UP
to the loKiMiature. and there is ' in
widespread shudderinK tn think
what It will be when this uimmu!"
body gets throunh wih It.
Henry Ford reports (hut the
chief defect of humanity Ik the
lack of money. This Is nuite true,
an humanity is njways runnlnn mil
of money.
HAFFMNU
(ToK'ko, Uiiiikhs, ilotirnul)
Mr. UowniiiK was driving
east while the truck driven
by William L. Sheldon, em
ploye of the Quiring Monu
ment works of Wichita, was
movinK west. They met bead
on. The cuuhr of the -wreck
is not known.
flay colored Huspenders f o r
juhIh are all the rune, but who
wants to run around in his shirt
sleeves this kind of wenlhur.
Three rtxque yarns reached town
Saturday, and circulated with the
speed of the wind and the flu
lion Telfer J'lymale is RotllnK 1
so he can twist his tunuue admir
ably and does not caro what he
says, ns long as he Is saylnn some
thlim. Ho seems to bo convcrsltiK
In one of the the north Kuropc
lunKuaKoH these days.
The ....onecT'wTmTn' were hi.r.iv
but they nover rode In a nimble '
sent on a foiwy ovenlnK.
There is quite a bit of mlniiw (
ntontc tho Main Stem, and tin!
deposits are being discovered buck
of the steam radiators,
The state, of Louisiana Is now
poniewhat squeamish about a
double hanging, after two lynch -lugs
last year.
i The 700 sparrow in tlie Vir
ginia creeper roso bush on the ,
Liniv. ciun cuiupus now numner
three.
It Is about time for nn upstate
- !
lover to have everybody in his
township out looking for him. I
- I
Carrotn are good for pop-eyed
eThtUature knows "wlm" j
- I
n ci...,.) !
mustaches. Instead of tWl of Hay. :
An oceaional new uuto licrnse '
ls seen, nnd ft Is nothing short of
marvelous how dusty the old ones
get this time of the year.
None of tlie frctdi air fiends
have moved their desks nut into
the vacant lots, to date, .
It will soon be time for the far- ;
mors' io furrow their ground, ns 1
well nn thetr brows.
IMpo smokers, tobacco chewers.
nnd snuff users are mnhtliKlng
for another war on cigarettes.
WHAT NOIIODY IlKADN
Why do newspapers print edi
torials. Nobody ever reads them.
Unless they at tribute to Shake,
speare what Milton actually said
und make a few emirs lu the quo
tation. Unless they "exhibit clearly the
colossal Ignortmcp of your editor
lit I writer" upon tho subject In
volved. C nlens they display "a spirit of
unfairness scarcely In" keeping
.with the fine tradition of your
paper."
Unless the facts nH.sbd. tho
basically correct may serve to mis- j
lead "if they ha not followed up
by the brief stainent (about 12im
words) contained herein, which I '
trust you may find space for."
HnlcHi they have stated the case
fio clearly, so accurately, so fairly
nnd no entirely In keeping with
tho opinion of the reader that he
Ih provoked tn offer hlH heartfelt
congratulations.
' Unlet they contain a typo
graphical error, corrected 11 f ter
ihe first edition, giving a Ita
belulsian flavor to an Innocent
nentence, which makes i whole
TEX RICHARD
T EX HK'KWIin'S (Iciilli should serve lis a WArning to thx
i. wlin iiIivmciiIIv i
pnysicnllv Ntiumi ins
"never klinwn a Kick dav" ho believed he never "Ul). Anil '
, . it ii it
;,s yt ur ail'T year this extraordinary good health continued, b'
. Jl , . , ... '
iJIUilly became convinced tlliit liO was linillUHK to llliJSP llU :
which afflict t lie COJIilMOn lUll of
; A'lih'd to tlio fju-J that he was
ill ii vnnii" iliMiiii'cn inn li vinli' in ih hmr vit:i hlv tlifil rici'iM' ;
i i i i ...... i i ...
i-hiM, in was a worn iiyruer, a
,
iviy a jfient f iK.wniaii. o wiieri
j j firsf appendicitis attai-k, evcrv clement
' '
priiiiilive nature, and every ineitlent in Ids jast experience, con
spired to make him not only disregard but exhibit a supreme
c(inte:npt, toward such a warning.
Advised to submit to an operation, after that first attack.
"Tllt-v in.iv shiinf me."
'
jiiie!" mill on liis way lie went,
until tliis riilltlll-linil-l'eiiilv sel'iipper, mill stniitiht-slliiotiliff (jaiil-I
I ..!., ,.r .he Kl.ni.like, Wh"h not only .lie pal f multi-iiillioiiaii-c I
uliil,iti,.,i ( ,M,.-li,.,l,v th,. l.iimccnlic oiieul loll 1 1 ... I liix nu'n
,. , ., , ..
e.ii.iiiiiliv islerl on I in l.ielr e.Yelli.l ire r.U'n... luu ncn vi .. III
Miami, Kloriila, in front of which
at anchor.
A itreut record Tex inaile,
. , .... ,
. sueecKsiiu nun, ill
! distinguished life before liim.
Anil Ihen when evcrylhini; looked no smooth and certain,
there came another warnini;! The old "bluff" for the first
lime failed, Tex had been "called" and had to show his hand,
lay all his cards on the table. '
lie. was iranie. lie always had been, lie always would be.
1 lie next mommo wnen .hick wempsey iieni over nun me nnin i
he had made and who had made, him between while, fever
piU'ched lipe, Tex luiirinilivd :
"Jiiftk, 1 've not this finlil won !"
1'erhaps he believed il. The world will never know. For
Oip history of American sport, those seven words will jyo down
n Kiiltiirir dviiur tiiteinenl
I(X " ni MHUltlf 111.
Too bad. If he had been blessed with n less glorious physical
inheritance, he would have realized some Jiine ujjo thai, regard,
less of one's native resistance, the time to have an appendix
out is between attacks, not during one. But materially u self
made mnu, physically he had been born with a golden spoon
in his nnmth. The trait he realized was fatal in the riup, he
never realized was fatal in the game of life, overconfidence.
So the qualitien that made him so successful finally proved
his undoing. Because physically, ho had always beaten the
name, he believed he always would.
As we said lit, the beginning, his death should serve as n
warning to tiose whnv -endowed - witU -xtratrdinary physical
health, become convinced t.hey can disregard those rules and
regulations which modern Science tfeclares are necessary to pre
serve it.
1'erluips when people now" speak of a living wa;e, they only
mean a IllVVing wagf
Hclitrinn has lost its influence? Hats. What else made hu
mniiilv us decent as it is? i
' ostiiiwilnl H'al 87 per ccul of the New Year resolutions
liejxan : "Now, next Christmas, 1
The fin just seems less severe
uro ashamed to stay in bed with
iminal returns show there were Ii-7 all-American teams
lTpresenting 27 nationalities, including American.
War by machinery may not
inV(.nt a machine to do nil the
rrnjjrf-sH is bring made in
- . , ..
inr airplanes, accorumg io inc
: . i ( ,v:ntl,r ..limnte we
market !
Stranglcr Lewis complains that poor headwork lost him the
title. We thonidil it whm uood headwork on the nart of that
0li0ift KnV
mup .
- . . ....
isprfiitmg nl irientis, did you
ean find in hooks?
The missionary's job isn't so
ilie can't see civilization.
MUTT AND JEFF
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MEDFORD MAIL
gooi lortune. necause lie nail
1)1 en
blessed with the. constitution
..... i 11 i .
naiurai yainijicr, ana insiwtei-
:
several year? ajr lie snilereu
in his essentially
lie. "but llifv'll never 'Miowic !
. . ..
frnlii one liijf kIiiiw to finolher,
, , , . .,. .
his own privale yaeht resteil
an advent uroiis, thrilling career I
., ... , -
i lie. woini in Sioii ill icasi, it,
this year because fewer He-men
a little thing like a cold.
be no terrible, if somebody will
saluting.
perfecting that anti-fog machine
. , n f,
I'cpuruuciii ui voiuuicier. nu-
will have when it is nut on the ?
,
J
... f ... i I
ever ;iuiik oi me iricnus you
1
tries to eiv-i
hard. Those hi
Mutt's Brother Ima Arrives in th e City
'IT'S NIC THR'S
your MoTHeR
Cr(0 Be PRoob r
TRIBUNE, MEDFORD,
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
l-ruinim to (mom! blth ui bt. not to dlHiH dlno.
imtiuerx .iii uc I Or. br.l if a uroil, wit drbewd wiwiup l M.-ioMd.
uit-. aJj u ini mntn m wk. owuig u th Urn number of ieur r
ccoed, only can b amwt-itd here. So reply can bt Okrt to qwnea not conform.
i.,f to ln.trurtiou. Addr Dr. William Brad. la car of tfaia Mwiptper.
Tlio examiner for th state bu- ;
icon or motor vehicles sot up a
.... .
u....n.... ..r.i "it f.,i nuv.v frnm
t,4, t.v..u nt n link- u lid utinlifil fi.r !
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lii'fnM to opriau- a car. fhon the
x u inlw r Inter -
m Powell n Klnoke '
cloud from ItU;
ciKaretle and
askeit the patient i
to real the sym
bols on the card.
Then lie inform- ;
eil her that she i
would have to Bet i
Klasses before she
could Knln the
coveted permit to navlmile. t.f I
eourte this was sheer nonsenr..-. ;
Iht4 t'n.,.1 virfi.nl nn.l r-.
nulrcd no Klr.sc-s. It just Koe to,
irniow how inaccurate and unreliable
such a test of vision may be, when ;
It is entrusted to unskilled hands.!
llAlJj;"i;X"1 S.Tr'i
i.i. ,lirrri u.,u nr ..i.,.i
led the i.v n me,.,., i .1
" ' '
ity t rend any particular symbois'
,.n II... , I .;,.i.ll ,t,.,..l 1.,,, ..........
L-cessurlly. The Hnellen test card
.Iocs re.,1 most case., f myopia
iruarsluhlednessl. but very f,w ,
cases ,,t hyperopia (farsiKhtfiinesV
unless II be e.lreme Ven islehle.l J
,.,, ,, ,., ,, . ,
ness is most common in. childhood;
farsightedness usually conies when
we are older. So II Is rid lentous i
for the stale to put a test type'
curd In the hands of a iluruh John'
clerk or examiner or collector of
coin and prelend he can determine t
thereby whether the simple citizen
lias defective eyesllthl. It would
I... I.,ut u uu.iull.ln ,n ui. .....I.
an examiner with some crossword
puzzles and tell him to reject the
inuronH who miyht attempt to Ket a
license to operate a motor vehicle.
Medical of i leers of the public
ltea service cnnclude from a
study of a lare number of eye
exumlnations of school children in
various communities, that:
1. The Snellen (test type card)
tent reveals hut a sm:ill percentage
of the actual number of refractive
errors.
'2. The myopic eye Is nearly al
ways discovered by the simple Snel
len tent,
3. The hyperople eye is t a rely
found with this test, nnd then only
th" very severe types are revealed.'
. 4. The astigmatic eye may be
found with the simple Snellen test.
Of course this docs not reveal tin
type of visual di-fe t; it shows only
that certain e-s can read only cer
tain lot ter j( n specified distance.
U. The f r e q u e n c y of myopia
tneamlKhteilneKH) tends to increase
betwl-on the seventh and twelfth (; l'n-t master W'slle Hanger Is some
yen ph. This is very important aSjtHU,r t'dny. an' ir his condition
myopia may develop rapidly. Knrh.-,iiilliim,H f improve th' doctor say
this reason all school children t ,c hupes t' have Idm off th' front
should have the simple Snellen lest ,mK(. hj- tomorrow. .Mrs. Km Moot'
(reading the symbols on .the card) isuir, who wuz president o' Ih'
twice n year. Mndwick Hridue Huh. wiu buried
fi. Of the Gi. per cent of eyes m, s(mple honors t'day.
which read 20-2U or belter nnd (CopyriKht, .lolin F. Uille To.)
appeared normal, 32 pt-r cent read . - . .
i't).r0 o worse when the cyidop-
lenic was used (drops), thus indi
cating that ninny eyes work under
a handicap. Nearly one-fift h of
all the children tested -1 hO art
worse after the cycloplt'jjlc. j
7. The hyperople (larsiuhted p
eye tends to improve with jidvanc-'
inn school nu'.
The myopic (nearsighted) eve,
tends to improve with advnnciut; ; mara, appearing in your Sunday
school ko. , paper, has Fcveral untrue state -
!t. Thee olvcervntions Indicate ments. If thU did not directly ln
that it Is ndvisable to make res- terfere with the procress of om
nia r annual examinations of the own society, I would not ask the
eyes of younu persons when vision correction.
Is known t t be defective.
QFKSTIOXK AM) ANSWFHS
I'ai-aflln In Cheeks.
Do you know of any method of
removing injected paraffin from
the cheeks? Would such an op
oration be dangerous or liable t
leave scars? N. tt.
Ans. once paraffine is Injected
Inln tllf iImsiiou if lu litilii-iMMi.iix I., i
' -
removo it without leavim: re--.
u hit c'nsult a iv-putahlo
dermatologist (.surgeon skio sooc-
l.uist) to find out what .If any
j"" - 1
, nni n 1?AH nld . j
opp.otuniiy to take (etter position
' " , "nxim,s ,to nn' whether .
coniiiiK change of life will make il ;
impossible for me to hold such
position . . . S. U.
Ans. Take the position nnd for-
get the bogle. Change of life does
not handicap a woman or Impair
her health in nny way.
A lbr Wash.
Kindly tell me tf using
in
I the bath to reduce you Is harmful,
OHEOOX, MONDAY, JANTJA UY 7, VJilO.
as I have bought a few packages
; """"d say it isn t wife. l
ieiin't Mi-t Ihlit il h:ist reduced im
Uny
-Mm. W. Mt-K.
Aii. OT course nothinR of the
w" -'"" "
. . T . .
: only !iiht ftioils. Jusf. exactly i'1
; wriii n are me liKlit taint M. .M.
Ans. The term Implies Knme-
" ''"" HomemmKi u,.it.ve runi. tuxpny,rg f,om
Ihat will not be "heavy" for di-ex((.,1Bft ot buylnn hobhy
Itesllon. If your father's UtiyH- horses and swine for children
. . . . , . , . , , Ket normal exercise in wulk-
','al'",n to r1p"ut tl,e "l, t H '''"iIiib to and from school. The fun
,l,"y lo "" th" I""";nt h:it h- In the play of children comes
muy r'r m,Ky . mn ,"u,y "nl
"' r'.'"d .. l,ius ,nf" ' k. . 1
"''"; "'. not by a real medical
np.'icl iltfnii-
Hen Is Out Again.
1 h,lvt' "S'"K s",' ll,lHn '"la
"id ih.,''
' 11 "'ul-' ln A.
Ans. No harm In usinK not to
five arums of saccharin
' y
as- a substitute for sw. et.
than that Is not advisable.
i--"'''-lw.rin ' " hemlcal compoun.l
1 " ""lr- " """" "
"'"ii; ' or medicine, as physicians
1""l""',an'' 'h" " '' ' ""-
' In the popular sense of the
word that K it has no dope
(Copyriuhl.'.Iohii flille To.)
Communications
('orrcctioii In Wire Story.
To tlie Kditor:
The article, "Hoover Orandchil
dren to He Asked to Join 1'atriotic
Society," written by Sue McNa-'
A child's parents need not lie
long to a I). A. U. or S. A. U. for
them to join the C. A. K. The
Hoover children were eligible to he
members of the society whether
"grand pa" belonued to the s. A.
U. or not. To be eligible one must
be n lineal descendant no adopt
ed child can become a member or
trnnmit membershin.
. t .- . t ..
v intvu peeo iiu'iuui-ib hi uui
fiOCi0ty here where neither parent
is n niember of a senior society.
The national societv has overt
30,ftna members and one of the!
'V 1
'th'en' wnoverirl
ailo foucht. bled, died and starved t
tu .brK forlh lh,H Kiorious nation.
Mrs. !. Q. IVAI.niNl.
president, fb n. Joseph Lane So
ciety. A. It.
January 7.
Kdltorlat Is Commended,
To the Kdltor:
Your editorial In Friday's Mall
Tribune on the school textbook
situation is indeed timely. Retail
I
noDtlHKIHfr a V 16'i-lt
buying of public school books be
long hack in the distant age of
McCuffy's reader. Textbook
choulrl be provided as are stoves,
desks, blackboards, fuel and ink.
State wide uniformity permits too
mu1ch "naliution of authority
!ntl takwQiWuy local control in
'educational mutter.
,-hi(n. in tayrlnrb In-i nun
I , , , 1 "" 1 , ,"kH "k
IJiii.iiHiiniK companies. Tnere is
no oosi textoooK on any subject.
for a whole state. Tomorrow Hume
one will brim; out a better one.
f,.iin(. (rom lU(J J;u1 ,&nB dijj.
tiimv legislation una loo inu. Ii
t up Kaiiervliiin. - Iflueatiun-il
antl cultural stalnlards fot tench-
are higher than ever, but
methods are standardized and in-
,l!vhlu:ilitc roi,r.M,l
fr.'i.i devising the Kame and lin-
( prc.vlsIiiK t'l.o playllliims. H..w
In contract ins with teachers.
((intra. -Ih phould make plain that
s. hool
month must mean 20
(full Unit) instruction, 'fax-
puy fur them and tho chil
dren nro entitled thereto.
Drag out from the dunky cor
netH of the bllndHido Hchoolroofs
that fi Ik iitful ancient bu;:ali(io
labelled 'i;roHHli(;bts' and resub
mit the subject of adequate
ehool room liKhtlnt; to up-to-dute
authority.
.1. Q. STKWAHT,
Clerk list. No. 93. -Uoute
4, Med ford. January 7.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued from Pae One.)
loft niiipy miliioitH, makes them
useful. He had an hlea for rear
ran gin c student groups In universi
ties. His own coik ;e, Yale, didn't
tike the Idea, so Harkness ulves
Harvard money to try bis plan
first three inilllunR, now SHi.oOti.ooii
more.
There will he competition among
the various "Harkness houses"
within the college. The plun will
duplicate the system "houses" at
Oxford, where "Christ," thinking
itself superior to all others, calls
itself "the house."
Capitalists are buying airplanes
for gold prospecting. Where tired,
whiskered meLi rode on little don
keys with picks, shovels and pans,
pilots will tly very low, carrying
geologists with strong Klasses.
That's prepress.
It Is announced solmenly that in
New York, men convicted of selling
noiiouous whiskey will have to
spend n year in jail and pay $5ti0
iiue. That seems mild punishment j
for murder, or willingness to com-j
mil murder.
NVESTIGATED AS
BAD CHECK TO
I'OltTLAND, Ore., Jan. 7. Ifl1)
j The operations of a Seattle prlnl-
stuP eame under pnm-e invws-
t iation today when Portland de
tectives found that a ring of al
lowed check forgers here had had
duplicates of stolen Id tnk checks
printed in the Seattle plant.
William Do Wills is held .here,
on a charge of foigery with bail at
$600. Two men, Frank S. Cht
mienti, of Kelso, Wash., and VI to
Chimienti, are under arrest.
Checks totaling $350n were
cashed on the Cbrk WU-m
Lumber company, detectives said,
a tut paper on toe -ur.iit.rii j
cifle railroad, worth J3fH. wa
forged in Portland. Taconia, Seat
tle and Kelso.
Police here say the forgers got
one legitimate payroll check last
Atay from the Lumber company
nnd sent it to a shop In Seattle
where facsimile were printed. I)e
111 I lis was quoted ns having con
fessed the men paid $L'fl for one
hundred of these blanks.
Oregon Wentlicr.
Oreunn: Cenerally fair tonight
and Tuesday, but becoming cloudy
in west portion. Low clouds and
ground fogs east portion, con
tinued cold. CI e n 1 1 e. easterly
winds. ' ,
lakeside Approximately S375fi
will be expended for building
, underground crossinc here.
Quill Points
' The tanks novo been nUlillteil.
but maybe tome official will
n.ake it K"d-'H trip lo t-'anaJ"-
If lie's afraid when hi dauph
ter U out with thee awful muil
ern liovs. it's because he remem-
i.ri his own youth.
AI(Mn-e of miKlesty bai't
lliu only cuplaimtloll of iiis-k-Imr.
The nlmce of iltis
llelpsi
America Is the most lawless of
nations. In other words, when
you pour the scrapa into the
bas-o can, it has most of the
scraps.
Henry Ford siiys you can't Kf,t
! anywbt t e by savinK no place,
ithat i.. exceiit the pro.utic Easy
Street.
Americanism: A readiness to
endure small wronns; rather than
take the trouble to cin).at them.
A modern wise cnu-k? No; Her
bert Spencer paid it in 12.
Nature isn't so (jrand. she
didn't make sun.shine pupular ly
ciiarinR $18:, for the machine
that produces it.
Another ft o o 1 front isp;v
for a b4Kk ilenottucinK hii i
would Int the i o ft rait ot an
arm warn to n fruzle sitlul
injf s4Honit licutcnnnt.s.
Chemicals sive tlie best reMilts
in comlatin other Insect pests,
but a brick still serves best for
the humbug-
Niih'lo for today: As desperate
as a girl who marries a widower
with nine children.
Intelligentsia nnd intelligence
are similar, but different. And
the spell! nj; Isn't the only dif
ference. Civilization: The slow process
of adding to our comforts by re
ducing our liberties.
Correct th!s sentence: "I don t
care anything about the money
'itself," said he; "I just make it
i because I like to win the game.
NEW YORKER
ARGE-
AT
Ky Cf. V, Seymour.
NF.W YORK It ws not a ruse
to deceive the curirlus mibl c when
John Uarrymore and Michael
Strange woie divorced und -r the
name of U'ythe. Blythe. the real
family name of the liarrymores,
is used by all of them on legal
documen s. and it is the, name
under which John and the former
Hlanche OelriHis were merrb d.
It was Maurice li;urymore
father of John. Kthe! and Lionel,
who flnst adopted the name of
iiarrj more, horrowlni; it from his
wlf.. Oeorie Ihvw-liarrymore.
The children a'l have been known
publicly as Harrymores, but lUythe
they have remained-on birth ei-r-tificates,
. mar ring i license", and
I'M'ii deeds, to property they hold,.
A Malt ' Dethroned.
Thi? Army mule, which accom
panies the West Point cadets to
their football bailies Is so fa
mous nn animal and takes so
pro :i incut a part in the gridiron
festivities that ' spectators conceive
of him ns a pampered beast, living-
in a luxurious stall in the
cadet ramparts above the Hudson
and leading a lebuirelv exigence
from one football game to the
next.
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I The fact I that the Army mul
is a different on at every Karne.
The procedures is tlrts: lleforo
each game the quartermaster dis
patches an order to the stable s
to deliver one mule to the cauet
i cheer leader. The serneant in
'charge glances across the stalls,
where tt score or so of mutes are
'qtiaiuitd. and picks out the first
iuiie that meets his eye, to be
'blanketed and led lo the scne of
th" fray. The rest slay behind
and do the litihl hauling around
the military academy.
1 .luck the 'mule which Chanced
to bo selected ns the cadet mascot
at the Army-Xotre Damn fjame,
siirnds the weckifnys hauriii; an
'".ish cart.
Where MinUeiM-Mm Fails.
If Shakespearean KnpHsh were
bettor adapted to conversational
needs, ottorino Kc.spitfhi, Italian
pianist and composer, would not
need an interpreter in the United
States.
Tin musician is here on his
third visit, havini? come to hear
Uio American premiere of his new
opr-ra, "Tlie Sunken Jleil." at lhe
Metropolitan and to appear
piano soloist in his new symphony.
! "Toccata," first played last week
... .... v I'htlh'ii-mi.nif
f.y mi ' w i"i t -
ori-ho;;:ra, and dedicated to an
American friend of ionic standing,
Arthur ii. Murray, former music
i ritic for the lirooklyn Kagle. lie
fore lie returns he will tour in r.."
tital.
Jtespighi can read Shakespeare,
readily in KmUish and he can re
cite it by the yard, but when it
cmt s lo speaking with inter
viewers or in small talk at teas
and banquets, he retreats to ono
of the halt-dozen tongues With
which he is more conversant. At
a roception givi n for him by Mme.
Hiisal.oih Keilthejg, who sang a
principal role in his new operatic
work, tie conversed in Italian,
Cm'jh!! n. I'rem h :i ml pVpii in Rhk-
jsian. but veiuured imt a word of
I English, despite his moderately
i comprehensive "understanding f
it 1'linri. vpmiidiI tn lie nn suit
able Shakespearean quotation to
use In reply to the too invariable
query: "How do you like tlie
rnited States?"
iOnly 40
Looked 60!
"V(u wouldn't have known me
four months uro I looked so old
affl 'vurn. I loolced and felt tired
ail the time, had noappetite. wat
ouualiy const i pa ted and Miff cr
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before my friends were remarking
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