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Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Perry.
In the rural (Ufltrlctii, the well
known milk-fed ThankHglvlnB turkey,
Mint eutn Ki-tiHHhcipierH nll'Kummer, in
fffttliiK blK enouith to bo run over by
nutfilHtH, when the farmer 1ft not look
ing. '
, iThero if) n HhortaKO of potntooH In
Oregon; Our grand, glorinutt, nntl
gumptlonleiwi commonwealth cloert not
raise enough of the lowly npul to feed
tHelf, a fact not Hot to inutile by
HutmllnKer clubs, or printed In Cofc.
boQHter bookletfi; Thla-lH due to the
lnailnptnblllty of the ' soil. - Neither
oun potutueti be' hoed with n flKhing
Tiolii.-or" harveHtod with a double
barrelled, HhotKUn,
PRESIDENT C00LID0E GROS STRONGER,
f" TiESIDENT COOLIDGK'S Memorial Day spepdi empliaHizcH
I the fact that political issues, which once separated the Repnh
lienn and Democratic parties are rapidly disappearing.
Not so very long ago, the Democratic party was the party of
state's rights and the Republican party was the party of federal
centralization.
But in his address lust Saturday, President Coolidge came out
to assert their authority and vigorously resist the tendency to con
strongly against federal centralization and urged the various states
ceutrate the litw-muking and lew-enforcement power in the federal
government at Washington.
It was also only a few years ago that the Republican party was
the party of imperialism and according to its opponents the party of
extravagance, which imperialism involved.
Hut today a Republican President is fighting the Democratic
program of greater participation in foreign affairs and is leading a
vigorous campaign for economy und retrenchment, at home.
AVitli unerring political principles in which n majority of the
. merit-nil people believe and today occupies even a stronger strate
gic position than he did at the time of his election.
, Unless there is a decided and unexpected change in the political
situation, the only issues left for the Democrats three years hence
will be the negative issues of anti-Republicanism, the slight crumbs
of comfort always allowed the "Outs" for their struggle with the
Ins."
QUILL POINTS
There hr'somethlng about the EVo
lutlon theory (mhlch does not matter
much, evert if the oft defeated Wll
llinn JennlniTH Bryan Ih furnishing
vlndpoWur fur tho hellubatoo.) that
causes believers art (I unbelievers to
twitch with hate- und palpitate with
bigotry traits, regarded In certain
circles nrt tho trademark of deep and
abiding religious conviction. Already
unger ho Ma forth In that portion -of
the, population Riven to bragging of
thoir Hplrltuullty; anent tho cuntro-'
verfty. ' , Thla intolerance should bo
capital. i:ud; and probably will' be, ore
th'tr leaves begin to rail, for no one
yet has failed to realize tho relativity,
of a rumpus to a fat collection. - The
origin of Man like, IiIh finish 1b a
mystery1, no why got mad about It.
Hut tho collections, they-ure tho- an
Silted eontlngenoy of i ull. A human
.never loses sight of the dollar, any
more than a niohkoy lusen HlKht of
the peanut.
. DKMON STATIC '
,r'V (Wlnkleinhn. Cnl.t N'mvs)
.. Over-dovotlon to the rudlo la
'.Raid to have been a-contributing
cttUBO for the tuilclde of KuhhoII
Baker, who tied n heavy Iron bar
to his ni-ek and then jumped Intn
ft deep pool. Ho Ih Kuld to have
become a nervous wreck through
ltsH of iiluep. At his work ho
.talked inceHHuntly of tho radio
and apparently forgot hln wlfo
and three amall children.
"In that her knee cap, or her uhouU
dor blad o 1 hcv" OKkcd n lending
citizen thin a. m., as n (InlHhevlkl
tripped north on the Main Stem. ,
' It now develop that tho O. Hill
war on spoeilei-H, was a nector of the
cruHtKlo for righteouHncHH, and the
supremacy of the Nordics.
I wash widows, mow lawns, do any
thing, 50 cents an hour. Phone Vhlt
House Cafe. Kd Kgan. (Ad Ued
llluff News.) My Cloidi!
FOHOH UKFOltK FAMIUKS
(Oregon City Kutcrnrlso)
n. J. Hlckcy and Jim Kolsom
each huvo built double Kurugeu
on their lots and will live In them
while building their hoitHcs;
, Dewey All has moved Into tho
small building which will later
be used oh a garage, und will livo
In It while building n good homo
on tho ucre bought of Cllcnn Me
In tyre.
Our Governor and Grand Lecturer
Is getting ready to run for something.
Ho stands convicted of outguessing
the legislature '-no great mental
strain, U Is said. All the fast thinking
executlvo has to do now is to bawl
occasionally upstate, and bewitch the
Republican- parly of southern Orvgon
Into debauching itself for a fish com
missioner, to be a winner at the on
coming polls.
?TTho raro days in June tho poets
sing about to date huvo been raw.
' LADY looking for u ride to nnd
from Portland before J'ie 12. Will
puy for gasoline both ways. (Rose
burg News-Iteview.)' A quicker,
cheaper way would be to start valu
ing.
Chiiwlc (lancing will be taught male
students of the inwilt iHImtih of hlgher
Uu ruing. What they really need Ij?
more graceful bucking of tho lino, and
ohnrmfng interpretation a touch
down. 1
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Ono ot these nights it radio an
nouncer will recelvo u telegram from
a tormented listener, reading:. Your
program fine, and coming In rutttn.
Philanthrophy : Giving it back.
It isn't only in case of fire that the guests leave the hotel
teantily clad.
Ono explanation, of the divorce evil is the' fact that: girlg too
readily say "yes."
.The objection to repentance is that it stops about the time
the headaclle does.
CROSS-WOHD PUZZLE Sin
PICNIC TIME
Mother .filled a ,
big splint 1-3-5-K-12-J8.
just full of
good things for our
2-4-6-9-14-AI She
10- 16-22-26 there is
nothing' so 13-1'J-23-29
as a regular
picnic We usually
take a 21-25-31 or a
pan along to cook
things in.
Once we had a
picnic, at a resort
and there was a 10-
11- 12-13-14-15 rail
way near by. We
had that picnic last
fall way off in 7-11-17
(October ab
breviated). It was '
a fine picnic and we all said it was "7-H", but I like spring picnics
best. There are 24-25 spring flowers in the fall. Once it rained
when we were all ready to go on a picnic, so mother let us have one
up in our 16-17-18-19-20. We have 26-27-28-29-30 windows up there.
Aoawcr To bust Puzzle i
1-2-3-4 (bump), 12:15 (on). 17-21-24 (top), 6-6 (as), 18 23 lot), fc-13
(or), 1-5-8-13-1 0-20 (barrel), 2-6-9 (use), 10-14 (at). 20 21-22-23 U..aD,
15-16-17 (net), 8-9-10-11 (read), 4-7-11 (pod), 1819 (0. K.)
Copyright, 11)25, by The International Sintluul
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
8ltrwd ltUra Mrttfnlna to Mnonai nMith .n. hvalan nat in ,iwu. ai.ann.i.
tfMtmMlL will ba ui.w.rMl bv Dr. Brady Iff a ataaioad. ..If .Hi4Mri amiUn. I. -lui
Lattara ahouW'ba briaf and wrlttan In In. Owln. to tha laroa numbar of lattara raoalvad. ofll)
hii urn anawaraa n.ra. no rwyij oan.oa mae. t. .uanaa aoi aonrarraln. t. Inalruotloni
Adaraa. Dr. Wlllran Brady, I- ;ara of thla nawapaiiaa.
All Kinds or Disease.
A politician's idea of co-operation on the part of the people is
three rousing cheers.
'Fume: A headline in n newspaper; forty begging letters in the
morning mail. - '
Cynicism: An. exploring fore finger questioning the veracity of
a fresh-paint sign."
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After all. giving is a selfish biiHincsH. Wo woukin't give if it
ditln't nfford us pleasure.
. Travel nils nro so Hvell, written, as to give y,ou .all of the foreign
nfmoH).ero cjccopt tho queer smells. -
Pigeon holes: Places to park things that will make us wonder
iiext month .why we saved them. ; y
America government is stable. Tho country is too 'big for. all
(sections to entertain tho same grievance.
A womlerful lHnd! Feet that were on the first rung of the lad
der' ten years ago are now. on the desk.
I notice a certain number of readers
write from time to time (and it makes
me tearing mad), that you give people
advice about all kinds of disease so I
thought I would drop you a few lines
(pages, In fact) and
see what you think
about my case. And
then follows n har
rowing recitation of
nil kinds of pymp
toms. And as I say,
I am feeling: pretty
mad and I just
carelessly permit the
automatic chucker
to close the incident
or else I toll 'em on the wholesale
plan that my best advice to people who
are "handled" like thnt is that thoy
consult a physician. Then somebody
olee gets mad! That's why I haven't
been so-liberal with this advice lately.
I found it was driving a considerable
number of its recipients into; anony
mity, nnd goodness knows the chucker
is- worked to capacity without over
loading it with such twaddle. '
i The one thinjf I oin glad to give ad
vice about almost anything else but. Is
a reader's individual case. That is a
medical problem, to be submitted to
tho Individual's own physician or to
I tho corner con or the neighbors if the
'roader profers. 1 It does not come with
j in my province and neither here nor
(by correspondence do 1 ever offer
inuuicm tiuviue. iutBuons wnicn come
under- the head of "Health or Hy-
flivo tho devil his due. Ananias was dead before any of the
resort literature was written. ' ,
Bohemia1 A place where a platitude is an epigram after the
third drink.
If a man is known to be worthless, no employer will give him
anything except a recommendation.
Th is will be the four hundred and thirty-third unusually hot
slimmer since Columbus came over.
If yon know how many distant relatives a bridu has, yon know
Low many pickle forks she will got.
You enn estimate the progress of your case of swell-head by
the growing number of people that seem impudent.
RipplingRhijmQs'
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THE SQUARE PEG.
WT WORK," said Job KersimpkinsTwius, "I work, but don
1 nerwetter! I do not like this job of mine I'm built for
something better. You see mo here at dinky jobs, at brewing
and at bakings, and I've an 'intellect that, throbs for mighty
undertakings. One day you see me sawing wood, the next I'm
hoeing pumpkins. I try out all tho jobs in sight, my spirit
nothing daunting, but none of them appears just right, there's
always something wanting. Men 'say I am not worth two bits,
I'm lazy ami unwilling but when I find tho job that fits, you'll
wee me make a killing." He teetered round from chore to
chore, and when his years were fifty, he journeyed to the poor
houso door, in raiment far from nifty. Whatever job he had to
do ho viewed with scorn and loathing; ho wisllcd to join the
lordly few who work in tailored clothing; he would be captain
of tlft hosts, a man of Wfty station, so digging holes for cedar
posts stirred up his indignation. He'd supervise a diamond
mme, or gild a sot of lilies, but packing sill to shrieking swine
gave him the welt known willies. "Aet well your part," the
poet writes, and if your part be humble, still net it well, oh,
weary wights, nnd do not beef or grumble. AVc all admire the
geut who sings white doing jobs unpleasant, and if he's built for
better things those thills will findim present. But fortune,
doesn't often elioone the mail who hate his calling when her
rewards she grandly strews ihe doesn't like h?s lyiwling.
giene or "How to Keep Well," I am
glad to answer to the best of my abil
ity and with the aid of many experts
nnd authorities available to me. Even
medical questions which do not require
a .consideration of the diagnosis
which a doctor can make only by per
sonal examination or of the reat
mcnt which a doctor can intelligently
'advise, suggest or. prescribe only -when
ho has ma do a personal diagnosis I
am glad to answer whenever I think
I can give an answer which is likely to
do no harm and possibly some good.
No squeamishness about .medical eth
ics has. anything to do with this pol
icy If I believed that a doctor could
obtain a reasonably accurate under
standing of tho diagnosis of an indiv
ldual case through correspondence, I
should not hesitate to advise suggest
or' prescribe treatment for correspond
ents whatever treatment I deemed
necessary, whether medicinal or non
medlclnal. In spite of much earnest effort to
avoid the very thing- which tsese ob
servnnt correspondents would hang on
me, namely, the unwholesome and un-
hcalthful sin of discussing "all, kinds of
diseases," for a lay audience, now and
then something slips in hero which I
feel nshamed of.
This depnrtment Is a health center
for the distribution of goo dcheer,
good health and good sense. "All
kinds of diseases" are barred. But if
you're interested iri any kind of health,
I'll be glad to hear from you, as brief
ly as possible, of course.
RUSSELL'S
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Children's Pictorial
Cross Word 1'uzzle
HOW TO SOLVE ITZZI.E.
The words start in the ntiinlxworl
squares and run eilhi'r uirtiss or
down. Only one letter 1r placed in
each while square. If the prnper
words are found each combination
f letters in the white suuurra
will form words. The key to
puzzle the first wrd is Riven in
the drawing. Below his kcjs to
' the other words.
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Running Across.
Word 1. In the picture.
WorJ 5. A common vine.
Word 6. A frirl's name.
Word 7. "His clothing was torn
Running Down.
1. A weak-minded per-
2. A country In northern
3. To wipe out.
4. What lawns are made
Word
son.
Word
Africa.
Word
Word
of.
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Ml of us luive so many iktsoiuiI re-p-ixuLslbllllkw
In this wtirld Uiat wo-
i iu. iri.i.1 uiien mi do ran lnl
soim-thln' tJml's lu,nc ot our biislu-ss.
I'll Ua tli' aio'iit umt iiiruivca me-m
set o' Wllklir I'olllns Jest us I wui
starlin' out In lire -nuld nuike Frunee
imy.
Poems That Live
The lost clays of my Ufo until todny, '
What were they, could I see them on
the street
Lie iih they fell? Would they be ears
of wheat . .
Sown once for food but trodden Into
clay?
Of golden coins squandered and still
to jmy?
Or drops of blood dabbling the gulltw
feet?
Or such spilt water as in dreams must
cheat
The undying throats of Hell, athlrst
ulwny J
I do not see them here; but after
death
God knows I know the fncos I shall
see,
Each one a murdered self, with low
last breath.
"I am thyself, what hast thou done
to me?"
"And I and I thyself," (lo, each ono
saith,)
"And thou thyself to all eternity!" ;
Dante C-ahriel RohpUI.
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