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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Parry. .
Yes, Wo Hnvo NO Cnndidntos For
Sheriff, Today.. . . , . .
Next to tho solnr ByHtem, nothing is
no flabbergasting ub a throe year old
Blrl at the festive Yuletldo board,
eating moro than a 30 your old hired
man.
.; NOT KNOCKING HUBBY
i (IOiikviu- Hc-itlstor)
: Mra. Travis Korr was a Thurs
day passenger on tho train from
Orlaml, Cal., where she hnH been
visiting the lout few months nnd
where her husband hnB employ
ment. Bhe suya It Ib (rood to gut
Luck to Oregon, and hur purunts.
According to tho Treasury Depart
ment, every man, woman nnd child In
the land "has I101.C2." It looke like
the Treasury doimrtment had made a
slight error of 1101.60, In a couple of
Instance,
"O, Blng! O, Blng! O, Sing! O,
Slngl" Augmented Choir. (From
church musical program). O, Don't!
O, Don't! O, Don't! O, Don't!
-' Kdd Andrews, tho thosplan, who Is
Importing classical dnncing to thoso
purls, with other accessories before
tho fact, gave an Involuntary execu
tion of tho tall-end of "Hprlng In tho
Bosky Doll" Frl. pin., whllo crossing
tho leading business artery. Charm
ingly sprightly, tho tochnlquo was
perfect, except tho bosky dell hud his
shoos on.
, Autolsts report thnt lawless phone
poles ulong tho Hpeciflo Dlewuy are
pit tha warpath aguln.
1 1
' Crushing of tho clgnretto evil, as
proposed by habitual welfaro workers
han Its go,ud points. Buch of the
movemont will not drive any of tho
clgaretto smokers to tho refined and
uiuittuckod trick of chewing tobacco.
Tho first ahusi'd offlceseekor of tho
aoason has started proving it to the
women voters.
I.KT US KItY
(Klainutli KbIIh News)
The present duy Klun does not
i need any. defonso from me. I bo
llevo they aro ablo to take care
of themselves, but to defumo tho
old Klansmon who have passed
over tho river uml have Joined In
the choir above, Is too much to
overlook.
Ford favors Coolldgo for president,
hut tho product of his handicraft still
makes moro noise than lllram John
son, Sam Sparrow flew too low In the
dawn of this morning, nnd crashed
Into the east corner of tho Kino Mohr
hostelry. Life was extinct when help,
that enmo quickly, arrived at the
sceno of tho tragedy, lie maintained
winter-quarters under tho eaves of
tho Carnegie Library, nnd was known
as a careful flyer. Deceased whs n
member of this year's crop of feath
ered pests, nnd traced his ancestry
back to the famous "a little bird told
me." One of Tom Waterman's black
eats took charge of the remains.
OIIKENLEAF, Ore.. Dec. 24. Hut
Downing, four horses, nnd an extra
chauffeur, and two days hauling, de
livered a Christmas piano to Mrs.
Downing yesterday. (Marsh field
News). Hut sho can't play.
The Mexican revolutionists have
formed themselves Into tho "Sons of
.the Hevolutlnn" the sons of guns!
Tho father of tho boy, whom Santa
Onus presented with a high-powered
rifle, In spito of his tender lb years,
nnd to which mild mention was made
herein on the 28th Inst., phones that
he Is coming down with the weapon.
Const Klijrnr Kedutvd
SAN FHANCI8CO, Dec. 59. A new
basis of 18.90 a hundred pounds for
can. sugnr, a drop of SO vents from
the old basis, was announced today by
the Western Sugar Kcflntng company.
Tha beet quotation today was $8.70,
which Is also a drop of 20 cents.
Scott High Arrives.
PORTLAND, Ore., Doc. 29. Tho
Soott high school football U'ain of To
ledo, Ohio, arrived here today for a
game Tuesday afternoon with Colum
bia university, a local preimralory
school. Workouts are to bo given the
team on Multnomah field,
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THE RETURN
THE RETURN of Vcnizclos to Greece emphasizes two striking
' characteristics of the world political situution today.
Number One is the fickleness the amazing instability of the
popular will. Only it few years ago Vcnizelos after doing more for
Greece than any statesman of the present generation, was kicked out
of the country, and forced into retirement in Paris, virtually an exile.
Now practieully the sume political groups aro pleading for his re
turn, and lauding him as the one man who can save the country from
disaster.
This same tendency is apparent in this country, and throughout
the civilized world. The hero of today is the renegade of tomorrow.
Politically there is no such thing as steady progress. The state ad
vances only by notion and reaction, by going ahead only a little fur
ther than it slips back.
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Number Two is the strange vitality of the royalist principle. Vcn
jclos returns to Greece, for example, publicly pledged to the reten
'Jon of the Grecian throne. lie believes in a royal house, not as an
active force in political administration, but as an ornamenal feature of
the ruling business, the retention of a tradition, which is dear to the
hearts of nearly all European peoples, mid a practical aid in suc
cessful government.
Tho world war of course, finally destroyed tho king as an effec
tive force in world politics. There ure a number of kings still going
through the motions, but the King is Dead, and Long Live tho King,
is no longer a valid echo, lloth Italy and Spain now have their dic
tators, and the other titled heads in Europe arc mere errand boys for
some largo protecting power ghosts of an era that, has definitely
passed. '
And yet there is no prospect of tho royal principle being aban
doned. Although politically one of the most liberal countries in the
world, Great Pritain for years has spent millions of pounds to keep
.lie king tradition alive, nnd her example promises to be followed
by most of the nations of Europe.
.
This apparent inconsistency is really not inconsistency at all. It
is human nature. Not only are habits of centuries difficult to destroy,
but ono of the strongest human instincts is the instinct of worship
ihu desire to look up to something that is higher than Hie individual.
So we have bad our religious symbols and our symbols of civil au
thority. The king, therefore, is retained as a symbol, for while the
man in the street no longer wishes to give him actual .power, he does
wish to give him a cheer nnd a salaam, when lie marches by.
QUILL
Plot: A tool employed 'by authors in tho old days beforo sex was
discovered. 4 .' ' ' . .
Only those deserve freedom of
to work it too hard.
' Every woman has a secret list
if ever her husband gets rich.
A tactful husband is ono who
when his wife offends him.
Remorse is just a sad contemplation of the check stubs.
"In God we trust" is an excellent motto for a dollar, but not en
tirely adequate for a pedestrian. .
About the only thing you can say
he saves wear and tear on his brain.
Toisc is the quality that keeps
feet while asking the banker for a
European visitors who jump to the conclusion that New York
is America aro seldom corrected by New Yorkers.
"The United States can support a greater population." True;
but a few must continue to pay taxes and support themselves.
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An educated man is one who can think up an alibi that will con
vince a speed cop.
The railroads now hnvo two million employes, three of whom fail
to look offended when you ask them a question.
Every bride should have enough
finishes the installment payments on
Rippling
WASTED
I'M THINKING of a learned physician who's just been sentenc
ed to the pen; and as he's old, in poor condition, he never may
come out again a man who once had high ambition to benefit his
fellowmen. A gifted man who might have risen to any pinnacle
of fame, had any purpose true been his'n, or stern resolve to play
the game; and now we see him sent to prison, all bent and bur
dened by his shame. No doubt he was intent on making, when
he was young, an honest roll; tho hard earned kopeoks he was
raking, like any other thrifty soul; but later-had a taste of faking
when he dug up the south-east pole. He might have been a moral
banker, dispensing coin at eight per cent, some hamlet's compass,
helm and anchor, by no cheap Uticas up -pout; but in his heart
there was the canker that one small tnsto of faking lent, lie
might have walked with merchant princes, and had a chain of
ten cent stores, dispensing nutmegs, nails and quinces, and ship
ping prunes to foreign shores; and now the livw its might evinces
by shutting tight the iron doors. "When once a la'nn becomes a
faker he'll keep on chasing easy groats until the village under
taker an earnest hour to him devotes; he'll keep on faking till
his Maker gives him his place among the gon,ts.
OF VENIZEL0S.
POINTS
speech who have wit enough not
,
of the persons sho intends to snub
knows how to apologize gracefully
for a "good party man" is that
your from stepping on your own
loan.
clothes to last until her husband
the engagement ring.
Rhtjmos
TALENTS.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
Notmd Physician and Aathor
Signed letter pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to di
sease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped,
self addressed envelops (s enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In
Ink.' Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be an
swered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instruc
tions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of thla newspaper.
Side Excursions
I sort of flattened my own tires' at
tho very outset of this series of talks
about the periodic physical examina
tion of the apparently1 healthy by
blurting out that I have never tried
any of thlfl medicine myself. Maybe
, , that is Bufficlent
evidence that I need
to undergo a peri
odic health examin
ation just the same
as the layman does,
for all I Imagine I
know about the
ways of health anil
how to live.
In the hlnnk or
form CHpeclally do
vised for tho peri
odic physical exam
ination of persons
who do not yet need a doctor and
tho explanatory text accompanying it
(copies of which physicians may ob
tain from tho Bureauof Health and
Public Instruction, American Medical
Association, 535 North Dearborn St.,
Chicago, Illinois, at five cents per, or
in numbers at a nominal price) there
is nothing particularly about measur
ing the mental capacity of the client.
Just the same, even tho tho blanks
1)0 blank on the mental test, this Is
but one of numerous possible side ex
cursions, the human engineer must be
rondy to take with his client if indi
vidual circumstances require it. Men
tal hygiene Is ono of tho things the
client may particularly need for tho
good of his health; the doctor who has
made the health examination Is in a
position to help the client correct any
faults . of mental - hygiene. Five
minutes of It in the human engineer's
consulting room Individualized would
bo worth more than the reading of
any number of books.
Probably most apparently well
people right now have some little
question they'd llko to submit to the
judgment of a doctor but they feel
diffident about it. Seeing they are not
really sick enough to consult the doc
tor; they fear the doctor might not
take them seriously. Such matters
could be dragged forth and disposed
of easily and without embarrassment
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Oepled Right Br Mike
RISING TUB Editor
OF A NEWSPAPER '
LIKE THE Mall Tribune
IS NO easy joy
AND THIS morning
OUR REGULAR editor
WHOSE JOB It Is
TO FIND answers
O ALL the letters
YIJAT COME addressed
TO QUESTION Man
WAS EXTRA busy
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AND HE asks mo
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TO ASSIST iilm
GO THROUGH tho mail
AND HELP him
.
DY ANSWERING letters
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WITH THE idea
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TWO BIRDS with ono stone
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AND PRINT the letters
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AND SOME I've answered
RIGHT OFF tho bat
WHILE I'VE Riven
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In Health Inventory
under various heads in tho health ex
amination blank.
Remember, the great aim and ob
ject of the periodic physical examina
tion Is to increase the sum total of
human happiness, and that la all It Is
intended for. Question 18 in the stan
dard form reads, "Are you subject to
worries or moods, or periods of gloom
and cheerfulness?" There you are,
and there's your friend the doctor
giving you an invitation to drag the
thing out and talk it over and let him
help you dispose of it."
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Babies Will Stand
Does letting baby stand too soon
cause bow legs if he tries to? Is it
injurious to raise a 6 months old baby
up by tho wrists? Any danger of
rickets in a baby breast and bottle
fed? (Mrs. J. N. S.)
Answers. (1) No. (2) Yes. (3)
Even a baby wholly breast fed may
have rickets if the mother improperly
restricts her own diet and the baby
gets too little sunshiner
Gliis Have Muscles
. I am 16, 64 inches tall, and weigh
125 pounds. Mother and sisters say I
should wear corsets, but I hate to
think of being propped up in one ail
day. B. M. L.)
Answer. When tho muscles are in
capable of supporting body or limb,
some kind of splint, brace or other
artificial appliance may be resorted
to. Keep your muscles In fair condi
tion by a reasonable amount of daily
exercise.
- Sterilising
You suggested formaldehyde or
formalin for sterilizing. An old argu
ment we've had In this store has been
renewed by your suggestion. The
proprietor insists that formalin is
only a confusing name for formalde
hyde. I hold that formaldehydo Is a
gas, and that formalin is tho right
name for the solution of the gas In
water (about 37 per cent strength),
which Is listed in the United States
Pharmacopoeia as Liquor Formalde
hydi, I think. (D. H.)
. Answer. That's what I mean. Per
haps tho name 'formalin" was coined
by some particular firm which made
or sold the solution of gas. '
SONSIDERADLE thought
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TO MANY of them.
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BET HE'S AN ANGLER
Dear Editor:
My littlo boy is troubled with
worms. What will help him?
Answer: Feed him lota of fish
they like 'em.
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SURE TO WORK
Dear Editor:
I would like to be an orator. What
is the best way to acquire a flow of
language?
Answer: Go out to the golf links
what Bill Warner when he's not going
good.
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GENEROUS BOY
Dear Editor:
After taking my girl to a dinner, the
theater and a taxi home should 1 kiss
her good night?
Answer: No. You've done enough
for her.
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HELP MATE
Dear Editor:
Would you marry a girl on ton dol
lars a week?
Answer: Yes, If she had a steady
job.
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i VOICE OR WORSE
Dear Editor:
When I sing I get tonrs In my eyes.
What enp I do for this?
Answer: Stuff cotton in your cars.
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THE RIGHT THING
Dear Editor:
I have been going with two girls.
nn la nneiA lrwklne and has money
while the one I love best is homely.
What would you do?
Answer: Marry the one you love
best and send mo tho address of the
other.
t THANK you. .
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TIIE GREATEST THIXG IS THE
WORLD
, ' by Xaurel Qra . r.
Men marry abundant girls. It Is
curious how charmlmj one's charac
ter may become
by c u 1 1 1 vation.
Nothing so at
tracts friends as
an abundant
spirit a capacity
of largeness. No,1
we . don't mean
that men go into
raptures over fat
ladles in the side
show. Spiritual
largeness! Abun
dance of char
acter! You all
know 'that de
lightful girl who is forever thinking
of others. . Not. p. martyr, not an In
sistent beam of sunshine, not a gig
gling pollyanna' sort of person at all.
Just a fine, natural girl with un
abundnnco of cheerfulness, sympathy,
understanding. Somehow you feel
her character the -minute Bhe enters
a room. Abundant girls nre desirable
because they are natural, unselfish
and sincere. You can't pretend to be
of an abundant -character unless you
are really so. The greatest public
men in our history have enjoyed the
perfect companionship of abundant
wives women of charm and the ca
pacity to understand and sympathize.
They marry young for abundant
girls start In considering proposals the
minute they put their hair up and
the world of men gets a peek at them.
Yes, my sisters, men marry abundant
girls!
COMMUNICATIONS
Direct Vote on All Idius
' To, the Editor: As X was a sub
scriber of the Mail Tribune for a long
time and have many friends in Jackr
son county, I wish you would please
print the inclosed letter from tho
Watsonvllle Resistor. Thanking you
In advance I send my best wishes for
a Merry Christmas and a Happy Now
Year for tho Rogue lliver vnlley.
W. F. DUNN.
Watsonvllle, Calif., Dec. 24. 11)23.
A few days ago tho Register asked
Its readers what kind of a message
they would write to congress, and
suggested that It might be well 'if the
voters would adopt the custom of
sending an occasional letter to their
lawmakers, at the same time offeriag
to print such a message from our
readers. .. ..
The following has been received
from W. F. Dunn, 82 Prospect street,
of this city: 1
December 17, 1S23.
To tho President and Congress of the
United States:
We the undersigned oitlzcns peti
tion your honorable body to enact a
law giving every man and every
woman 21 years of age the right to
voto "yes" or "no" on every law of
the land, have a general election
every two years for this purpose and
send a printed copy of each law to
be voted on to every voer at least
three months before the election. At
any time five percent of the voters
of five states petition for a certain
law congress must refer this measure
to all tho people for their npproval or
rejection. W. F. DUNN.
32 Prospect street.
(o1
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Powell St. atOferrell,
SAN FRANCISCO
Oose ioTheafres '
end Shopping Dsrrcf.
A newly beautified Haiti Manx
waits die victor to Sin'' Fran
Ctaeol New furnishings of unutsal
charm and comfort, lobby Jestf nd
to provide ibe atmospbere of
luxuriout borne and new Dining
Room, considered one of the most
interesting ia America all contribute
to your welfarel It is the only hole)
with nuning Ice Water in every room
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By 1 h
62,fANrV HARVEY
J l&Tes(aOaF M- T0Y-
,n up UF Managing
mafiPlflpfefnx&n Owner
A "GOOD WAY" IS
TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT
at
this
home
folks
bank
The Medford National
. its more thap
. -
today.
Nolindily ever ftot any MiMsfue
tloii that complained tlwt llii-y
wuzn' appreciated. Wo woiihln'
lie surprised ir Kanty Clans trot
picked up fer bouilegglii' this
' year.
Winter Coughs nnd Colds
With the changeable weather which
we have at this season of tho year,
coughs and cold aro very prevnhmt.
Be prepared for them. Have a bottle
of Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
handy, and with the first sign of a
cough or cold take a doso and prevent
a serious ailment. Foley's Honey nnd
Tar Compound has been tho standard
family cough remedy for over 35
years, bringing prompt relief nnd
when Once used you will never bo
without It. 'RnM everywhere. Adv.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
SHERIFF
T hereby announce myself a candi
date for tho nomination of Sheriff of
Jackson County oh ' the Republican
ticket subject to the voters of said
county at the prlmnries in May. If
nominated and elected I pledge my
self and the deputies whom I shall
appoint to enforce all laws including
the 18th Amendment with efflelimi-y
and economy. If you do not want the
luws enforced do not vote fpr me.
D. A. LYONS, Central Point.
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Coroner
I hereby announce myself as a
candidate on the republican ticket,
for nomination at the coming primary
for the office of coroner of Jucksou
county.
By virtue of my profession as an
undertaker, I feel that I have every
qualification and the necessary equip
ment to properly handle any duties
which may arise. H. W. CO.NGEll.
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licenses
for balance
of 1923
put on
FREE OF
CHARGE
on any
NEW CAR
sold prior to
January 1, 1924
TheBusy Corner
Motor Co)
ARE YOU GETTING AHEAD?
1 or on the other hand?
a fair weather friend. ?
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